If you could take her old face and tits and superimpose them on her new body without the jacked up stomach then you'd have a winner.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tara Reid debuts body after more surgery to fix the mess that was made
If you could take her old face and tits and superimpose them on her new body without the jacked up stomach then you'd have a winner.
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I like Turtles
ReplyDeleteGood for you Tara. It seems you also like plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteher face is almost unrecognizable and she is WAY too skinny in the top picture. Her stomach in the bottom picture is grotesque, looks like she just delivered a subdermal 10 lb baby. gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd she used to be really hot, that's the sad thing.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your weekend Skeets? Do anything exciting?
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnd she used to be really hot, that's the sad thing.
So how was your weekend Skeets? Do anything exciting?
Dude i hate tara reid, and never really thought she was hot at all, but i watched The Big Lebowski again recently and yeah, she was hot in that.
Damnit, Spurs. You need to inform me you've put something else up, especially when you drop the ball for a few days then post two new stories within a few hours.
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, did you see where LeBron is doing an interview with Larry King? He said the Cavs have the "edge."
ReplyDeleteNo Knicks for that guy. I'm telling you, you'll end up with Joe Johnson and miss the playoffs. Again.
Sorry about that EV. And you're right, I did drop the ball, though I didn't see anything worth posting. Maybe I should have looked harder.
ReplyDeleteWhat's so sad about this is that this chick was hot once upon a time and actually had a chance to grow old like Goldie Hawn.
ReplyDeleteGive 'im hell, EV.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Nice reference to Goldie Hawn as well.
ReplyDeleteHey, Goldie was hot into her 50s. Goldie introduced guys my age to blonde bimbos in bikinis and body paint, gotta say, "Thanks Goldie".
ReplyDeleteGoldie was hot, you're right.
ReplyDeleteGoldie's the perfect example of aging well. Kate Hudson will get better looking over the next few years, like her momma.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I think Kate will look better as she gets older.
ReplyDeleteI think Tara must've had the same plastic surgeon as RQ.
ReplyDeleteAnother shot at RQ CBT?
ReplyDeleteElfie: that nipple lip theory is not accurate even half the time. IME
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think Skeets was off on that one.
ReplyDeleteyah I dont think Ive ever even heard that before. I did check real quick in the bathroom, it is not true for me, so you guys can all stop wondering now.
ReplyDeletewhen was this pic taken, sours? she looks horrible. she reminds me of an anorexic person, especially her large teeth. How sad. She was okay looking in some scary movie she did, I don't know what it was, maybe Urban Legends? She did a radio show at night and the killer got in and killed her on the air. She would probably call that her fat years, and she did have a round face, but she also had round boobs and an ass and looked healthy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThe pic was taken yesterday kinkyb!tch. Not sure when the bottom pic was taken.
ReplyDeleteso KB, what color are your nipples?
ReplyDeletekb naked
ReplyDeletehttp://brianakira.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/african-naked-mole-rat-heterocephalus-glabor-03.jpg
I sent you that pic you asked for, take a look and decide which crayon they resemble, Wop.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.
ReplyDeleteI havent seen enough nipples to really know, that was just what I had heard and it works for me so I assumed it was true.
ReplyDeleteastrid finally gave up that pic of anon:
ReplyDeletehttp://fc07.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/080/6/2/lady_face_and_man_face_by_GrotesquePuPPyMeow.jpg
Yeah Skeets, We know you aren't into women. We know you are boring.
ReplyDeleteKb: negative, no pic in my inbox
ReplyDeleteShe looks terrible. Maybe if she gained about 20lbs she would look better.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Carmen Electra? You never hear anything about her anymore.
"Whatever happened to Carmen Electra? You never hear anything about her anymore."
ReplyDeleteI killed her
I saw Carmen in a pic the other day DG, she still looks good. But yeah, you don't hear much about Carmen these days.
ReplyDeleteCBT's tip for the day: Never wash your dick and balls with Neutragena's Invigorating Face Wash.
ReplyDeleteGood to know CBT.
ReplyDelete'SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnother shot at RQ CBT?
I'm tryin' to lure the old heifer out into open combat, Spurs.
I think she's in England now CBT. Perhaps she'll come around when she gets back.
ReplyDelete"FAN said...
ReplyDeleteGood to know CBT."
Menthol based cleansing products and the head of a man's pecker are simply not a good match. I am, however, wide fuckin' awake now.
England? Eh, makes sense, they love large footed trannys over there.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's over there.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on tonight CBT?
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI havent seen enough nipples to really know, that was just what I had heard and it works for me so I assumed it was true."
Great. Now I gotta find a pic of Elfie and try to see past the lipstick.
Spurs, I have prepared and eaten my meager supper for the evening. I had two boneless pork chops sauteed in a sauce formed from butter, beer and bourbon, sea salt, black and red pepper, and a deash of Cajun seasoning, accompanied by sauteed mixed vegatables and baby bella mushrooms and red potatoes, boiled then basted in butter, sea salt and pepper. I drank a Dos Equis Amber and three Sam Adamsw Boston Lagers during preparation and consumption of my evening meal. For dessert, a Heath Klondike Bar (those fuckin' things should be illegal). I ate on the screened end porch and enjoyed my view of Lake Norfork. I am now sippin' a Jim Beam and Co-Cola and tokin' on the corncob pipe.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a nice night.
ReplyDeleteQuite peaceful.
ReplyDeleteI bet.
ReplyDeleteMan, now I remember why I did the sugar baby thing. The last thing I need is a full time woman. I need one that will show up for two or three nights, twice a month, then go the fuck away for 10 or 12 days and leave me to my own devices. And, I abhore having tampons in my bathroom.
ReplyDeleteSo Flo is gone?
ReplyDeleteNot yet. Dammit, I really like her, but the young ones are fine if you can change them out every 3 or 4 months, and they don't fuckin' move in.
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to tell her to hit the bricks?
ReplyDeleteI'm juswt gonna make her think it's her idea, may take a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteGood man CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'll start bathing infrequently and fartin' a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just tell her it's time to move on?
ReplyDeleteLet me know how that works out CB, I may need another angle next time I get a stage 5 clinger.
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't work, I'll add singing "It's A Small World After All" loudly, in inappropriate circumstances.
ReplyDeleteStill think it would be easier for you to tell her to get lost CBT. You're supposed to be so smooth, can't you figure out a way to break it off?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just tell her it's time to move on?"
'Cause I like her Spurs and it's better that she leave mad than leave hurt.
Good way to justify it CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteStill think it would be easier for you to tell her to get lost CBT. You're supposed to be so smooth, can't you figure out a way to break it off?"
Dude, I did. I'm exaggerating about the not bathing, farting and singing. It won't be that extreme, but she'll get the idea. It needs to be her leaving, not me runnin' her ass off, even politely.
This is a small fuckin' town.
ReplyDeleteYou should record it when she tells you she's leaving you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll do that right after DG posts her tits.
ReplyDeleteOr Wop posts a "phone call from a baby momma at 2 AM".
ReplyDeleteOr kb posts the Warden's prostrate exam results.
ReplyDeleteOr Elfie posts a pic of FMB shootin' up insulin.
So in other words it's not going to happen.
ReplyDeleteBingo.
ReplyDeleteLook man, I've posted my girl and one of my kids, somebody else's turn to grow balls and/or get stupid.
ReplyDeleteI understand your point.
ReplyDeleteThat she did.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen's videos put some disturbed vibes out, but she would at least expose herself, Drew, too, with his "Aging Jersey Skank Of The Week" pics he puts up over in Guidoville.
ReplyDeleteI still think the funniest thing I've ever seen was when she farted during that one video.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was a fart.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was a fart."
Better that it was a fart. Don't let history get in the way of legend, here.
I must believe that it was a fart of the most vigorous and unexpected variety.
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Elfie farts.
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
ReplyDeletekbeezy farts, but blames it on the dog.
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard much about Doug lately.
ReplyDeleteMost of us men find a good fart at the appropriate time to be comedy at it's finest. Like, say, a garlic fart in a crowded elevator on a hot day.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard much about Doug lately."
He probably took off, doing the doggy equivalent of screaming into the night.
He probably did.
ReplyDeleteHey, If Rocket Queen is in England, does that mean she gets to be tossed out of men's homes by servants with classier accents?
ReplyDeleteYou should ask her when she comes back around.
ReplyDeleteRather than Salvadoran gardners?
ReplyDeleteI will, trust me.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you will.
ReplyDeleteOf course I will.
ReplyDeleteThis is startin' to sound like Brian and Stewie.
ReplyDeleteFunny. It is.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know they were coming out with the new Twilight to soon.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are coming back with the new one fast. That will just be one more of that series that I won't see.
ReplyDeleteeww.. she's nasty
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she was able to fix that tummy tuck that went horribly wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Spurs and the gang? I'm baaackk! :)
ReplyDeleteWow. What's up Queen Bee? How are you doing? How have you been?
ReplyDeletewhat? QB is back? What a glorious day this has turned out to be!
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
ReplyDeleteastrid, you know you would have lesbian sex with her in honor of gay pride month, dont lie.
ReplyDeletespurs, would you do tara reid?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do to celebrate kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm not going to lie. I would.
ReplyDeletespurs would do any chick.. because he is a guy
ReplyDeleteThat's not true.
ReplyDeleteand yea... she got her tummy fixed but she looked better before
ReplyDeleteshe looks like skeltor now and her skin looks like leather...
spurs would do michelle bombshell
ReplyDeleteThat's a maybe on Michelle. Leaning towards no.
ReplyDeletewould you have sex with pam anderson?
ReplyDeleteDoing GREAT...I have missed everyone SO MUCH! (Thanks for the excitement kb!) What have I missed out on Spurs? Is CBT still on? Is Pammycakes?
ReplyDeleteThat's great Queen Bee. Yeah CBT is still here, and Pam is doing porn and those type of uplifting things.
ReplyDeletehi queen bee... haven't met you yet..
ReplyDeleteSo anything exciting happened in your world during your sad absence Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteand why were you absent for so long, QB? CBT is going to be excited to see you back
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT will be excited.
ReplyDeleteCBT will be excited... but nnot more than ME! My E-BFF IS BACK! I love me some QB!
ReplyDeleteAstrid~ QB is the most geniunely sweet person you will ever meet.
ReplyDeleteBrown hair huh? Nice. Do you like it?
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, I've missed the smileys. Are you getting SO excited about New Moon??
kb: i had to take a break bc I was busy breaking up bam margera's marriage..lol for real though ;)
ReplyDeleteELFIE WILL ALWAYS BE MY E-BFF!
Yeah, Queen Bee is great.
ReplyDeleteI tried to keep your spirit alive with smileys, QB! Everyone thought I was being sarcastic though...I dont know where they got that idea from though...anyhow, Sours--it's Eclipse, not New Moon, stoopid.
ReplyDeleteNew Moon? I already saw that one Spursy..its all about ECLIPSE!!!
ReplyDeleteI like smilies too.. OMG... I hope Queen Bee likes cats.. :D
ReplyDeleteOh forgive me!!!!
ReplyDelete:( :(
QB used to be a gymnast and cheerleader, so she can probably show you some moves for your stripper pole, Astrid.
ReplyDelete:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteAwww you guys..I'm def feelin the love tonight! :) Thanks for keeping my spirit alive KB! Oh and Spurs..I do like my new hair color
ReplyDeleteAstrid...I'm allergic to cats unfortunately...but I DO love cats that carry bundles of Claritin to give me if they wanna be around me! We can still be friends though, right?
ReplyDeleteQB~ Astris is a cool chick and also very nice, except to AZ Anon, she likes tomake fun of his gayness sometimes and frequently tells him to spin off.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteElfie is now known as Skeets. And she really has been screwing up a lot lately.
I actually just really like my cat, not all cats, some other cats... but we can be friends.. :)
ReplyDeletemy cat is gaining all his weight back too... he is doing really good now
ReplyDeleteScrewing up Sours? When did I screw up?
ReplyDeleteIf cbt would just settle for girls his own age he wouldn't have to worry about tampons in the bathroom or getting them knocked up while biting on the wolf tattoo.
ReplyDeleteOh, you know Skeets. You know.
ReplyDeleteBut I dont know Spurs..how is my lovely Streets screwing up?
ReplyDeletewhat did my bestie Elfie/Streets/Skeets screw up?? I dont believe that
ReplyDeleteJust making the wrong decisions Queen Bee. Sometimes I feel bad for her.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteTrue. But a made up story with a retiree as the subject just isn't as glamorous.
omg Astrid, that Ryan Widmer trial ended with a hung jury! I wonder if the prosecution will refile?
ReplyDeleteYou're right but I'm sure cbt could put some twist on it to make it sound rare and exciting.
ReplyDeleteskeets aborted wop's kid, remember sours? so she has been making good decisions actually.
ReplyDeleteProbably DG. He'd probably write it was Hillary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteI read between the lines kinkyb!tch. I have the ability to do that.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee =)
ReplyDeleteWhats up???? Hows life????
CBT- Rocket Queens videos were priceless.
ReplyDeleteI still crack a smile just thinking about her singing to DirtNasty or dancing in those hideous swimsuit bottoms.
hi texas...
ReplyDeleteYou look good in that pic TeXaS.
ReplyDeletespurs probably thinks he is cool right now because he's the only guy here with all us hot chicks.. lol
ReplyDeleteshe really did fart in that one video, i dont care what anybody says. it was hilarious, too.
ReplyDeletei think my fave was her christmas gift one though. she is so thoughtful and just tries to mask it and be a toughass.
Yeah, I think I'm really cool Astrid.
ReplyDeleteand wtf was she wearing in the video when she farted? that vest was hideous! maybe she was about to go hunting in the WA forest, but my gosh, couldnt she have bought it in pink?
ReplyDeleteYou're right kinkyb!tch. Or the one where she was ripping on CBT for his stamp tattoos.
ReplyDeleteim debating waking up at5 to go run tomorrow. what do you guys think?
ReplyDeleteHow often do you go running?
ReplyDeleteHeyyy MTX! Life is what I'm making it out to be...all is good on the homefront, besides my man being pissed that I'm becoming a "vampire" again..its not my fault though..my a.d.d has surfaced and the meds are making me bitchy to him and Im having difficulty sleeping again..other than that it's all PEACHY! lol How are you little miss? Elfie, are you and WOP over?? :(
ReplyDeleteOh no Queen Bee, you are a vampire again?
ReplyDeletespurs, did you read up on ryan widmer like i assigned you to?
ReplyDeletei run at least 3x a week, but it has been getting hotter here and i cant go at my normal am time and also in the evening it takes forever to get dark (cooler) so i never want to go. im thinking 5 is a good time, but i prefer sleep. maybe i should just skip exercise until summers over and only eat fruit? i dont want to get fat like you.
No, I didn't read up on that story kinkyb!tch. My bad. And sure, just eat fruit and drink water. You should be fine.
ReplyDeleteScrew running at 5am.
Queen Bee, you still working at the same place?
ReplyDeleteIt's sad but true Spurs..I think it's going to eventually lead to a "sleep intervention" hahaha could you imagine// I picture my man, family and friends coming together, everyone brings sleeping bags and tries to convince me to sleep! lol
ReplyDeleteThat would get blockbuster ratings no doubt Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI used to jog until my knees started to hurt..
ReplyDeleteI'm still at the same place..much to my dismay
ReplyDeleteYou still deal with some jokers I take it Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteMy dream of becoming someones trophy housewife are steadily dwindling away..lol unless I end up snagging bam, then I'd be in like flynn! (lame rhyme)
ReplyDeleteAnd YES the joker is still the bane of my existence! :)
ReplyDeleteFunny. Nice effort on that one Queen Bee. And don't you remember when your pic was posted? The first comments were all about you being a trophy wife.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh yeah..I almost forgot about that one..they annihilated me that day though! lol Oh well, you know me, I'm a good sport.
ReplyDeleteAstrid: as of late, iam strangely infatuated with him..I recently got xm radio in my vehicle and he has a weekly radio show and someone on the show mentioned he had separated from his wifey..so I thought to myself "game on bitches!" lol :)
You are a good sport. What with Johnny Football Captain dumping you. But you also had a doctor for a husband I believe, so that was a nice rebound.
ReplyDeleteHaha I hope you get BAM! (it has to have an exclamation point at the end as if Emeril was saying it)
ReplyDeleteWop and I never were... besides I have a boyfriend now and he is perfection personified. Today I left him sleeping at my house, I come home to all of our luandry done, folded and put in our rooms, the living room dusted and all of my kids toys that liter my house put away in their rooms. He's a keeper, I've decided we are defintely getting married.
lol..there were many "assumptions" that day of how my life plays out, but in reality..all i want is to be happy :)
ReplyDeleteWould you say you are happy now Queen Bee? (I'm playing psychiatrist)
ReplyDeleteQB- make me a vampire 2 =) lol
ReplyDeleteSpurs-Thank ya
Astrid- Were all hotties
KB- I think she (RQ)really queefed. lol
No problem TeXaS.
ReplyDeletehi tards.
ReplyDeleteim here to fuck up your good moods.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteNah, please don't Anonymous.
ReplyDeletewhats going on spurs?
ReplyDeleteNot much man. Hey, what was the name of those dress shoes that you said were really bad ass? I can't remember.
ReplyDeleteallen edmonds?
ReplyDeleteMEH I gotta go do homework... bye everyone :(
ReplyDeleteSee you in my dreams QB, where we'll both be trophy housewifes with maids and limit free visa black cards
That's right, thanks.
ReplyDeleteLater on Skeets.
ReplyDeleteyou gonna get some new shoes?
ReplyDeleteSoon, yeah. And I'd like to get a real bad ass pair.
ReplyDeleteno problem. allen edmonds are good shoes.
ReplyDeletethose allen edmonds should last you a good while.
ReplyDeletei cant remember where but i read an article about some guy that had a pair of custom shoes made for him. they were around $1,400.
ReplyDeletei would like to have a pair of wingtips.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the Allen Edmonds shoes looks really sharp too.
ReplyDeleteyeah they do. i like the split toe with the monk strap.
ReplyDeleteheres what i mean:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sierratradingpost.com/Product.aspx?baseno=1352V&utm_source=GoogleBase&utm_medium=PaidShopping&utm_term=Allen-Edmonds_Monk_Strap_Leather_Loafers_-_For_Men&utm_campaign=PCGOOGLEBASE2KX&codesProcessed=true
great price on them too.
Damn, those are cheap. The ones I were looking at the last time I was looking at them were $250-300.
ReplyDeleteGuys look sexy with Nike Shox :)
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckham......
My dad wears dress shoes like that and Cole Haan.
Shox are great. So are Cole Haan's.
ReplyDeletejust dont buy ferragamos.
ReplyDeleteI remember you writing that Anonymous.
ReplyDelete