What it do, y'all. Dis Herein Da Black CBT, str8 outta da hood uvva Arkansar. Jus wanna let y'all niggaz no lil bout dis gangsta black hillbilly nigga. I be pimpin deez yung hoez, ya dig, takin um out ta KFC and shit. Awl da yunggins wan a nigga like me, cuzzin I be a real man nigga. Speakin uv witch I actually was da un dat invented the Kernals Original Gangsta Ressipee. Anyway I be workin at Arkansar only hip hop station, and I be drivin in a 92 bronco sport wit 13" daytons on it. Da niggaz round da way say its da hottest whip to hit da streets. So I be goin to all these demo-kratick rallys and thangs and it make me a big shot, but I really be a re-publickcan. Imma veteran of the first hood war of Watts, when y'all kills folk den you can be mans like me, nigga. I be likin dis one ho DePamela.. I offerd dat hoe a hunnid dolla and a foety ounce ta come bang a nigga, dat hoe said no my nigga! Anyway I be tellin hoes I lick um all kinna krazy and stuff so if youz a hoe holla!
Black CBT this is either an old pic of you or you dyed your beard. You look like a real ladies man now, I can't believe that ho DePamela turned you down. That was a hell of an offer.
Funny, but my picture was better.
ReplyDeleteYour pic might be taken as something racist. Not sure though:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/b/post-preview?token=fXMSFyoBAAA.0ZK-EIQ39psNN20KrpRxUw.gEWN_FG9YjBy1pml1Y92qQ&postId=4016975070673184365&type=POST
What's up Evil? It's been awhile.
ReplyDeleteYeah I was arrested for solicitation of prostitution, possession of crack cocaine, aggravated battery (prostitute)
ReplyDeletebexar county jail is my second home
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. You might end up doing some time for that.
ReplyDeleteIs it? That's nice.
ReplyDeleteHere's how we know Black CBT ain't really black. He said KFC, if he was really black he'd've said Church's.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't a real black man BCBT... any REAL black man would have put popeyes as the place to go when you are tryng to impress a biatch.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Black CBT's pimp game is stronger than yours CBT.
ReplyDeletewhite ho?! Shoot... I'm black, have you not seen my ass?
ReplyDeletehey anon... they actually have some interest in what I submitted and left a comment. Do you a source for the myth? I think they want more information..
ReplyDeleteThe moderator comment says,
How can you burn something without air, oxidizer of course, but that has nothing to do with the myth; the paper will not burn off, it is more likely to be shredded upon firing; a barrel is usually airtight, and you would need a smaller diameter bullet to have the paper fit on it.
I haven't seen it up close Skeets.
ReplyDeleteDamn, they got back to you already Astrid? Nice.
ReplyDeleteI'm struttin it... damnit! but not as good as that old toothless man in the video.
ReplyDeleteSours... it's called zoom.
Good one. Thanks smartass.
ReplyDelete"The moderator comment says,
ReplyDeleteHow can you burn something without air, oxidizer of course, but that has nothing to do with the myth; the paper will not burn off, it is more likely to be shredded upon firing; a barrel is usually airtight, and you would need a smaller diameter bullet to have the paper fit on it."
That was just Anonymous's fantasy shit. It's amazing how much folks with no actual combat experience think they know about combat from watching movies. I kept asking him if he'd ever been shot at and he kept ignoring me.
they think it probably won't burn off though cbt... do you think the shredding of the paper will prevent ballistic markings
ReplyDeleteSheet beyotch you aint got no ass. Yous an invashion of da flat booty bitches and yous too skinny foe a brutha like me no how.
ReplyDeletewhite cbt is a suck ass
ReplyDeleteummmmm who wonders what someone's butt tastes like? No offense CBT, that's kind of gross.
ReplyDeleteThe rifling in the barrel cuts into lead and copper, you tell me why it wouldn't shred paper.
ReplyDeleteElfie, your butt is just this side of the Promised Land.
ReplyDelete"I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat ever' Goddamned thang"-Samuel L. Jackson, from True Romance
ReplyDeleteso CBT,.. now your saying the paper would shred, not burn, but it wouldn't prevent basaltic markings??
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDo you know anything about dollhouses?
Werd. Im pretty sure BCBT can take WCBT
ReplyDeleteBCBT looks like Samuel L Jackson mated with one of the Village people... he is NOT hard.
ReplyDeleteYeah but WCBT looks like garth brooks retarded great uncle, so he is even less hard
ReplyDeleteanyone in here?
ReplyDeleteok..bye
ReplyDelete"Columbo said...
ReplyDeleteYeah but WCBT looks like garth brooks retarded great uncle, so he is even less hard"
That was fuckin' funny, even if it was aimed at me.
I can take BCBT.
I need a new vice!
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWhy would I know anything about dollhouses?
http://dlisted.com/node/38201/images/harley11.jpg
ReplyDeleteI found a picture of bitchhog and her boyfriend!
"Yeah but WCBT looks like garth brooks retarded great uncle, so he is even less hard"
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz.
2dirty4u:
ReplyDeleteTired of drinking?
She's hot CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah 2dirty4u, smoke some weed. You'd like it.
ReplyDeleteYeah dude, buzz up.
ReplyDeleteYou ever smoked 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteGettin' me some Chinese eyes as we speak. 2dirty, it's a great stress reliever.
ReplyDeleteSame here CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem I have is when I spoke, I hallucinate like crazy for some reason. End up having to sleep with the damn lights on.
ReplyDelete"smoke"
ReplyDeleteHow many times have you smoked?
ReplyDeleteCan't remember. I can't do it socially since it puts me on my ass. I shit you not, my brain just stops working, so I don't like to be around people when I do it.
ReplyDeleteYou could always try it one more time, but if it has the same effect (and it probably would) then smoking just isn't for you.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, fellas?
ReplyDeleteNot much EV, what's going on with you?
ReplyDeleteWhats up EV
ReplyDeleteDrinking an Oatmeal Stout, standing in the garage watching the greenbelt across the way fill up with rain.
ReplyDeleteNice. You smoking as well?
ReplyDeleteNope, ever since that DUI I've been leaving my shit at home. It's a shame, because a bowl would be nice right now.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I'm half tempted to drive back now and smoke one, if I wasn't convinced that this would be over by the time I got there.
ReplyDeleteYou're getting good with your phone man.
ReplyDeleteI'm on my laptop. I gave up with this site on my phone. The comment box just messes up, sometimes it doesn't show up when I'm on the phone.
ReplyDeleteIs there Wi-Fi throughout the city?
ReplyDeleteI'm at my new place, still got like two weeks at the other place so that's where my stuff is. You can usually pick up random signals though if you go to strip mall.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like your place? I take it you won't be seeing huge roaches?
ReplyDeleteMuch nicer than the last place, and it's not off of a Golf Course. So, hopefully no mutated roaches this time around.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteIt's raining pretty good. The green belt is filled and it's above the drainage pipe now. Hopefully it cleans my car a little bit, I threw a little bit of car wash on it about 15 mins ago.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking.
ReplyDeleteIt's been raining on and off here for the past couple of days.
ReplyDeleteWell, the landscapers always kick up a bunch of dust in the morning, so I'm hoping the car wash helps collect the dirt so it rolls off rather than smudge and leave it more dirty looking than before.
ReplyDeleteYou finish your books?
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm almost done with Contrarian, but I set it down and just haven't gotten around to reading it in the last few days.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to check out that Clinton book.
ReplyDeleteheres a good read for you:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.capricorn.org/~akira/home/terror.html
Thanks for the recommendation.
ReplyDeleteEither of you guys have a Mac?
ReplyDeleteev does.
ReplyDeleteread the link. see ya.
ReplyDeleteYou have one 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteNo, I have an Acer. But I'm looking at buying a new laptop.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good read. I finished both that and the Kissinger one in 3-4 days.
ReplyDeleteDon't buy a Mac unless you are comfortable with paying the extra cash for nothing more than a stylish case.
ReplyDeleteEveryone I've ever met who's owned them really liked them 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWell, that an OS X.
ReplyDeleteBut EV's right, they are expensive.
ReplyDeleteWas just pricing them out. Shit you are kidding.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there can be sticker shock looking at them.
ReplyDeleteJust priced one out at $3500. Had no idea they were that expensive.
ReplyDeleteYep. I spent $700 on a Dell, and sure I've had problems with it (viruses), but it's cost me $80 total to have fixed, so it hasn't been a bad deal. I use it mainly for the internet anyway.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one thing you need to know when pricing Macs. They are the ceiling. Pretty much anything you compare next to a Macbook will be cheaper.
ReplyDeleteCan't stay up late tonight Spurs but I have a pretty funny current affair up on your boy Rangel. Go check it out
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? I was wondering what you thought of Rangel.
ReplyDeleteBarney Frank supposedly caused a nice scene too, did you hear about that?
ReplyDeleteWhat did Barney Frank do?
ReplyDeleteIt is man. It really is.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sorry_barney_no_discount_BSco6dW9b1VTgrL7GcCFrN
ReplyDeleteYeah, Barnie is dead from the neck up. Or at least he pretends to be......... Tomorrow should be a pretty good news day.
ReplyDeleteThat AZ law starts on Thursday doesn't it?
ReplyDeletewazzzupppppppppppp
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on TX?
ReplyDeleteNothing much, about to go late night swimming :)
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteDid I hear someone say skinny dipping?
ReplyDeleteYes it does. Tomorrow being Wednesday though should be the end of that old shine from Harlem. He's 82 yrs old. He reminds me of Bumpy from the old school Harlem who ran the number's game.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Drew.
ReplyDeleteit usually leads to that 2dirty...
ReplyDeleteespecially on Friday nights....
last Saturday I caught my room-mate and her guy "friend" having sex in the pool. We had been out to a club, and I had to go get my keys from her, and all I see is doggy style in the pool....
TX:
ReplyDeleteWant to ride my monster slippery slide into the pool?
If only Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would disappear from the scene.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome TX.
ReplyDeleteI want to party with TX!
ReplyDeleteThat would be fun.
ReplyDelete@Drew: NO Thanks
ReplyDelete@2dirty: I bet u do ;)
@Spurs: I am fun
Either that anti virus got rid of everything, or those viruses are so embedded in this laptop everyone in my Outlook contact list will be getting emails tomorrow.
ReplyDelete@TX I don't doubt that.
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs, who's that Lindsey chic?
ReplyDeleteA woman.
ReplyDeleteFrom SA?
ReplyDeleteNo, she lives in Houston.
ReplyDeleteShe looks hot. Your ex?
ReplyDeleteNo man, it's a long story.
ReplyDeletehmmmm
ReplyDeleteDid you contact Ebay about that ad?
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteI did, so we'll see if anything happens.
ReplyDeleteI'm on my phone now, if you couldn't tell.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe she came forward with that story.
ReplyDeleteI could tell.
ReplyDeletejust check the operating software. meh.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you use again Anonymous?
ReplyDelete7 ultimate.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I remember know you saying how bad ass it is.
ReplyDeleteits great. fast. smooth. almost flawless. i had to update my bios...but thats no big deal becus i would have had to do that even with my old os.
ReplyDeleteis 2d4u still here?
ReplyDeleteWas just looking at the Acers.
ReplyDeleteIt appears he is.
ReplyDeleteThere he is.
ReplyDelete2d4u, im not gonna give you a long boring fucking speech about what you should or should not spend on a comp but just get one that suits your needs. if all you need is a womanly netbook, then so be it. but if you need something with more power, then do it to it. fyi, alienware = god tier.
ReplyDeleteThat chick is nasty. She probably glows underneath a blacklight and has a stretched out vag.
ReplyDeleteI just want something fast. All I do is photo shop, outlook and videos.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine some of the guys she's fucked reaction to that story.
ReplyDeleteget something with a really good graphics card. i use photoshop, autocad, revit, and sketchup. and i use a toshiba.
ReplyDeleteGet Get a decently equipped laptop from a good brand. For what you need, you shouldn't need to spend much.
ReplyDeletemiddle of the road thats upgradeable.
ReplyDeleteBeen 5 years since I looked at laptops, so I'm a bit out of the loop on what's available.
ReplyDeleteThat's great you've gotten five years out of yours.
ReplyDeleteNo shit, I'm actually surprised.
ReplyDeleteif you want your laptop to run faster just go to the c drive then go to the windows folder and find and delete the system32 folder. then restart your comp. you can even download at almost 1 gig per second afterwards. im downloading at 939 megs per second.
ReplyDeleteWhats that folder do?
ReplyDeleteYou should sell that secret Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDon't do that 2dirty4u. That's funny though Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteit just holds junk. bullshit temp files that mean nothing.
ReplyDeleteWas just reading about it.
ReplyDeleteheres another description of the folder:
ReplyDeletehttp://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_System32_folder
its safe man. dont read the government propaganda about the folder.
ReplyDeleteOnly takes you 45 minutes to price out one computer on Dell. 2 many choices.
ReplyDeleteGovernment propaganda? Funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, there are a lot of choices.
ReplyDeleteMy Acer started having problems before it was a year old... by a little over a year it had been demolished
ReplyDeleteI have a all-in-one Dell now... so far, so good.
Congrats Skeets.
ReplyDeleteThanks man, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the demolishing was more at the hands of my dogs and children... one dog threw up water on the keyboard after coming home from a weeklong vet stay due to eating children's motrin... the keyboard didnt work after that so I got one that plugged in. Then my other dog pulled it over while it was sitting on the side table charging.. my kids were playing with him and he is spazmatic. The screen shattered and the computer was no more. :(
How long have you had your Dell?
ReplyDeleteI owned it 1 year and 5 months RIP ACER.
ReplyDeleteI still need to get all my stuff off of there but am afraid to take it somewhere to get it taken off for me (if you know what I mean and I think you do)
I've had the Dell since Jan I think
ReplyDeleteI know exactly what you mean.
ReplyDeleteYeah what you've seen minus some.
ReplyDeleteMinus some? You think?
ReplyDeleteI've had mine for coming up on a year.
ReplyDeletewerd
ReplyDeleteNuttin man.. I aint really tryin to do shit today. I am the only one in the office with the security code and key, or I wouldnt even be here
ReplyDeleteEveryone has the day off or what? Some lady next door where the nurses work has a birthday today, so it's free food which is great. After that I'll go get high (again) and coast the rest of the day. Plus it's going to rain again today, so it will be a lazy day.
ReplyDeleteThe other attorneys are out of town, so all their support staff and all mine are here, and then me.
ReplyDeleteHey you seen that Tennessee douche on the dirty? he is getting absolutely CREAMED
I did see that. That post got a lot of comments.
ReplyDelete