Monday, July 26, 2010

The greatest slut of all time




JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.  The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha.  So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost. She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands." She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes. Last month she bedded her Mr 1,000th at a friend's party. "He was gorgeous, blond and fantastic in bed." But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex." To read the entire article (it's an interesting read), click here.

I know what you are thinking, "Was SPURS FAN number 1,000?" No, I wasn't. And Christina shouldn't ever have any trouble finding a man to marry now. As long as he has never heard of the internet or search engines.

343 comments:

  1. Uh, no I'm pretty sure no one was thinking that, Spurs.

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  2. Funny. But didn't you read her desription of him?

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  3. CBT, did you see where all those military records were leaked?

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  4. Assuming she got laid for the first time at 15, she's been fucking 5.5 men a month, average, for 15 years. If she keeps that up she'll be tied with DG in no time.

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  5. Yeah, Spurs, I did see that. In fact I've been reading some of them. I've always suspected Pakistan's been playing both sides from the beginning. Their military likes the US, but the people don't. They've been aiding the Taliban to placate the peasantry.

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  6. I thought it was spurs.... and I LOL'ed at his remark

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  7. I like this comment from her:

    Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

    You think?

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  8. Thanks Astrid, and I'm glad you got a laugh.

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  9. As far as all the civilian deaths, big fucking surprise. Wars generate collateral damage, especially wars where the enemy hides in the populace.

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  10. Astrid, you should set a goal like this woman did.

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  11. I wasn't fooled. My buddy that died last September (thanks Anonymous for the tasteless comments from Omar's ghost) told me that. His dad is a retired Paki General and his grandfather is a member of the Pakistani Parliament and a mullah.

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  12. Astrid's milkshake ain't that potent.

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  13. They've gotten a nice amount of aid from us throughtout the years.

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  14. She said it brings all the boys to the yard CBT.

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  15. And Rocket Queen claims she's under 45.

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  16. it brings them, but most of them don't get to taste it

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  17. The Paki government has to walk a thin line between the US and their own people. Omar always said the only time that country was worth a fuck was when the military was in control.

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  18. I have a variety of reasons for believing Astrid's not slutty.

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  19. and I believe this girl can do 1000 men in 5 years... I think it's possible in 4 years

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  20. Astrid, if you were much of a slut, a grand and airfare would've been enough to get you to Arkansas.

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  21. how do you guys feel about dating her... she's like Sam for fucks sake, how can you turn down Sam

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  22. I can turn down Sam because she's older than RQ.

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  23. Time hasn't been all that good to Kim Cattrell.

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  24. it didn't work for Pam and she isn't the Virgin Mary.. she's even fucked for money, maybe it's just the you CBT..

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  25. Good question Astrid. A woman's sexual history doesn't matter to me, but the fact it's out in the open like this would probably make it tough.

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  26. so if it wasn't out there and she said you'd be her 1001th guy, you wouldn't care at all

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  27. That would probably make me think twice, though it's hard to say unless you were in that position.

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  28. 1000 is a lot... I don't even know 1000 people I want to shake hands with, nevermind let stick their penis in me.

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  29. What's going on Elfie? I agree, and I'm quite sure there were times (like when she was drunk) that protection wasn't used.

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  30. Yeah and not mention that HPV and HSV are not prevented through condom usage, as they are passed through skin-to-skin contact and not bodily fluids. She has potentially been exposed to the herp about 250 times over (1 in 4 people have it) and genital warts about 750-900 times (75-90% of people are carriers of one or more strain) The odds are great that she has one or more STDs.

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  31. I like this quote too:

    "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."

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  32. Can you imagine her parents reading that article? You know they've heard about it at this point. And she probably didn't get paid much if she got paid anything, so it probably wasn't the best idea to go through with the interview.

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  33. Her face put me off as it is, the fact that she is a disgusting whore is icing on the cake.

    werd

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  34. That's good. It should be chilaxin though.

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  35. She has a very British face.. weak jawline, pinched mouth and fucked up teeth is what I mean by "British"

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  36. THe picture is not close enough to tell if she does or not.

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  37. She ain't no beauty queen, that's for sure.

    Astrid, Pam knew I had an ulterior motive, sending her back to her momma.

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  38. That's true Elfie. But they don't look jacked up from these angles.

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  39. And Pam ended up going back to her momma, so that's a good thing.

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  40. Yeah, that's a good thing even if I didn't get to fuck her first. I never claimed to be a saint...

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  41. I don't know that I'd go quite that far Spurs.

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  42. Elfie has a pure heart. So does Pam, but not so much the rest of her.

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  43. Oh, and Astrid, what makes you think Pam's fucked for money?

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  44. As far as this chick's teeth, she could've used braces, but nothing looks missing or broken.

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  45. I think Pam's admitted she has CBT.

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  46. Not that I'd've been surprised.

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  47. CBT are you an idiot? Pam has fucked for McDonalds, admittedly.

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  48. I don't fault y'all for not believing some of the shit I tell. If I hadn't lived it, I probably wouldn't believe it either.

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  49. cbt, you ever thought about writing a book? Like that Tucker Max?

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  50. And Wop, I'm no idiot, I just don't read every word on this blog.

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  51. Yes bitches have fucked for food, but indirectly. She flat out had to fuck dude so he would go get her double cheeseburger, not the same thing at all

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  52. 2dirty, I have thought about that.

    Just so you know, in Arkansas "Tucker Max" is the maximum security unit of the Arkansas Department of Corrections.

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  53. All them good Italian/Catholic boys like Wop have such Madonna/whore complexes.

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  54. Okay Elfie, I'll give you some if you let me buy you a Quarter Pounder.

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  55. CBT said...

    Okay Elfie, I'll give you some if you let me buy you a Quarter Pounder.


    hahha beat me to it

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  56. I'll just give you some Elfie, no quarter pounder attached.

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  57. No pay me in $ not sex damnit! Sex is whatever to me... and the guys that want to give it to me are a dime a dozen, who cares. I don't need or want sex I want $.

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  58. Actually we tend to draw the line at first cousins, Wop.

    At least you knew what I meant about the Madonna/whore complex.

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  59. $1000 and you get to watch me eat McDonalds... no sex or touching of any kind.

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  60. "Sex is whatever to me... and the guys that want to give it to me are a dime a dozen, who cares. I don't need or want sex "


    obviously, you fuckin wit da wrong people

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  61. "Elfie said...

    $1000 and you get to watch me eat McDonalds... no sex or touching of any kind."

    Elfster, you're hot and all, but if spend over a hundred bucks, my wiener's gettin' involved.

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  62. 2dirty4u:

    CBT should write a book.

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  63. "She flat out had to fuck dude so he would go get her double cheeseburger,"

    Yep. It probably wasn't even the meal.

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  64. But she bit his dick until it bled, if memory serves me right. Dude shoulda sprung for Arby's.

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  65. Skeets: "Sex is whatever to me... and the guys that want to give it to me are a dime a dozen, who cares. I don't need or want sex

    Oz: "obviously, you fuckin wit da wrong people"

    I agree Oz.

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  66. No broad I have been with has ever uttered those words after, I few had prior, but NONE after

    (Will produce references upon request)

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  67. MAN THIS SLUTS KOOTER MUST BE SO LOOSE BOTH OF MY HANDS WOULD FIT IN THERE..

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  68. @spurs - really couldnt care if a MAN, especially a 40 yr old virgin doesnt believe me. I know whats what and so do they


    @20K you have to fist a regular bitch anyway,. cause she cant feel your little junk, thus the dildo selling.

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  69. @spurs - it aint what Im tellin me

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  70. @OZ-the chicks you bang are just happy to have some attention

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  71. 1000 guys, what the big deal, I bet DG has had better weekends

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  72. "SPURS FAN said...
    @OZ-the chicks you bang are just happy to have some attention"

    Spurs, your point? It's not a bad thing that Wop would pretty fuck a snake if someone would hold it's head.

    I sometimes wish I was not so picky as to age and looks in a woman. In fact I often enjoy the company of age appropriate women. Unfortunately, I can't seem to make myself fuck them and that tends to hurt their feelings.

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  73. That's why they invented alcohol CBT

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  74. Damn, I have all kinds of viruses on this damn laptop. Looks like a Christmas tree with all the pop ups.

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  75. Have ever told the story of how I was involved in the invention of wakeboarding?

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  76. I know what that's like 2dirty4u.

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  77. 2dirty, if I get drunk enough to fuck a woman my age, I'm drunk enough that my dick just want to lay down and go to sleep. Ain't happenin'

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  78. Looks like we are in for some thunder storms Spurs.

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  79. These viruses piss me off. Why can't we download porn without having to worry about this shit?

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  80. Yeah, it's thundering loud over here. It's great.

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  81. That's the problem I have too. But I've found some sites that have plenty of variety without having some worries about viruses.

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  82. Shit, why do I have a feeling I'm about to lose my electricity?

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  83. It's because little dorks like anon are mad they were created with no social skils, ugly and can't get laid. So they learn to write programs that beat popup blockers among other things. If their moms would only make them come out of their rooms to go outside and play when they were little.

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  84. Now Merle's fishing boat had a sixty-five horsepower Evinrude motor. Remember, this on an aluminum fishing boat that might weigh 60 pounds.

    He calls my dad and invites him and me out to Lake Norfork to test out his invention.

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  85. Did you two actually ride the door CBT?

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  86. So Dirtyhater's daughter has been revealed now. I didn't think I would locate and post her that fast. Good work spurs.

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  87. That's what I was thinking 2dirty4u.

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  88. The idea was that we, meaning Randy and I, would take riding gleefully around the lake, sitting on a toolshed door, with knob. Ain't what happened.

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  89. But if they went outside, they would just get picked on and beat up, so mommmy let's them stay in and learn to hack. I bet anon is still afraid to leave his room

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  90. What's up DG? What are you up to?

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  91. It was sick hot but it finally rained and cooled it off some. Typical monday, fucked up but funny

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  92. Give up DH. You are trying way too hard.

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  93. If you didn't sit next to the door knob, the door would go nose down and drag you through the lake about 3 feet under the surface (Merle had added another piece of nylon rope, threaded through the holes he'd drilled in the door, kinda like reins, for us to hold onto). If you sit next to the door knob, you were gonna hit your leg on it when the water resistence drug you off.

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  94. I worked all day on 3 hours of sleep so I'm glad to be home. But I grilled a bacon wrapped turkey kabob and sweet corn.

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  95. We spent several hours being drug all over the lake and being beaten up by a toolshede door.

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  96. Dirtyhater, you ever been over to Tupelo?

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  97. Give up on the jaw thing. Overused and unrealistic.

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  98. "But I grilled a bacon wrapped turkey kabob and sweet corn."

    That sounds good.

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  99. Think I drove through that area once on the way to memphis from FL, never spent any time there.

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  100. Sorry DG, your flaws are many but the jaw and your fat ass are the funniest to me so I'll not give up. But have to run, later to most, DG get back on the streets and STRUT THAT ASS

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  101. I read the dirty a couple of times a week, mainly to see who Pam's fucking, and I almost never cooment there. Today some dude (staff) posted a picture of Sophie Monk talking about her tits sagged. I wqas forced to comment. I said, "Like this chick would let the dude who sent this in or Nik Richie eat a bucket of her shit to sniff her asshole", wit the appropriate $$ and ** in place. Wanna bet on the odds it'll get posted?

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  102. pam will give it up to anyone.

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  103. Dirtyhater, you can give up on DG's looks. I mean she's as at least as attractive as the 1000 guy sloot posted here. DG's real flaw is that she's such a castrating bitch, no guy stays around longer than a few weeks, until he goes out one night for some key lime yogurt (she likes her men kinda gayish) and vanishes into the night. That's DG's weakness.

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  104. "DG said...
    pam will give it up to anyone."

    I prefer girls like that. It cuts down on the suspense.

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  105. Oh and DG, didn't I see a picture of you where you favored Britney Spears pretty heavily?

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  106. I don't think any of the 6 or 8 comments I've left, except the one about cutting Nik's throat, got posted. I usually throw in a reference to him being a sand nigger. I think he objects to that.

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  107. lol... cutting Nik's throat

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  108. Astrid, have you ever cut someone's throat?

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  109. I have violent dreams..

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  110. greetings earthlings.

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  111. ive had dreams of using somebodys stab wounds as vaginas.

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  112. So do I, Astrid, but it's shit I've done, not shit I've imagined.

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  113. Anonymous plays to much World of Warcraft.

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  114. i dont play wow at all. i barely play any video games to be honest. i like learning new programs. right now im teaching myself acid pro.

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  115. sound and music mixing program.

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  116. After you cut someone's throat, it can take up to 3 minutes for them to lose consciousness. During that three minutes you have to keep them immobile so they don't alert their comrades by running through the camp like a chicken with no head spewing bood.

    What we were taught was to approach sentries from behind, grab them like you were gonna slash their throats, but instaed jam your knife into the base of their skull. Once the brain and the spinal cord are seperated there's no sound or move ment.

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  117. 2dirty, Acid Pro was guy I went to college with. He tripped for almost two years straight.

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  118. that way i can make sweet music like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg&feature=related

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  119. Can y'all tell I've been into the Jim Beam?

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  120. Funny 2dirty4u, he is like Rambo.

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  121. 2dirty, not Rambo, just Airborne.

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  122. Man, read the article. She started at 20.

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  123. if you slit their aorta they bleed out in seconds.

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  124. Spurs, the Army doesn't really teach much in the way of diplomacy, at least not back in the late 70s and early 80s. Back then, if the Army was involved, diplomacy had pretty much failed.

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  125. She had 300 by the time she was 23.

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  126. i bet this is what her pussy looks like too:

    http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/Freaky-Large-Pussy.jpg

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  127. Base of the skull's easier to get to. If you use the spike side of a tomahak, you never have to touch them.

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  128. just like snipers aim for the 'apricot'.

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  129. Where'd you read that, Anonymous?

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  130. i didnt read it.

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  131. its the medulla omblogota (im sure thats spelled wrong). they die without reflex. just drop...like a bag of wet sand.

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  132. So now that I know that, can you tell me how to do it without getting caught?

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  133. is that what you aim for with a knife?

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  134. You know, I grew up on those old sanitized WW2 John Wayne movies and the TV show "Combat". When I got into combat, what amazed me was just how torn up a human being could be and still be alive.

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  135. sure, just buy a stolen remington .308 with a suppressor.

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  136. my uncle was in vietman and was stationed on a pt boat. his boat got ambushed and he was hit. he said he heard the shooting but didnt realize he was wounded until he looked down to light his cigarette and saw his guts hanging out. then he thought, fuck...im hit.

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  137. Anonymous, we were in the fucking Army, they used the term "base of the skull" so as not to confuse us.

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  138. You thinking about taking out that employee 2dirty4u?

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  139. No more employees, I stopped drinking around the staff now. Lesson learned.

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  140. just poison her.

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  141. CBT do you think of some of the people you killed and feel proud

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  142. 2dirty, the authorities can't do ballistic matching on a shotgun, plus they're plentiful and cheap, easy to buy from individuals, both legit and otherwise. They're also effective.

    Simply dress in gangsta clothes, attempt to rob the intended and put two rounds in his chest. Run off. The authorities will focus their limited efforts on gangland and soon they'll get tired of it and write it off as a robbery gone bad.

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  143. but if there is a security cam then that changes the dynamic... don't be a killer 2dirty. If you want to be cool like CBT join the army like he did

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  144. "Astrid said...
    CBT do you think of some of the people you killed and feel proud"

    No Astrid, I don't. That why I resigned my commision (well that, and the threart of prosecution). The US was in the wrong there, supporting the wrong people. I can't be proud of killing people I viewed as patriots.

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  145. or you could always wrap the bullet with a thin piece of paper. they cant do ballistic matches like that. rice paper works good.

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  146. Anonymous, where'd you read that one?

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  147. Shit, you 2 know way 2 much about this shit. LOL

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  148. i didnt read it cbt. i heard about it.

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  149. How cute. CBT and anon have something in common.

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  150. hey. why you being mean to me?

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  151. CBT was in the military.. he should know some of it

    and CBT no matter which war or what side your on, your always killing a fellow patriot

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  152. Wrapping the bullets with a thin piece of paper is interesting.

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  153. The heat caused by the round firing is gonna incinerate any paper on the slug. Paper ain't gonna stop the rifiling in the barrel from grooving the slug.

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  154. i also heard axle grease would work...but i dont know about that.

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  155. I'm not being mean. Just pointing out you both are a little sadistic with your killing skills. But I do apologize because it was cbt I just compared you to. So for that, I'm truly sorry.

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  156. the heat and explosion is behind the slug. not around it. the paper will remain intact.

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  157. 2dirty, I learned mine at Fort Benning, Fort Bragg and Fort Rucker. Anonymous reads his shit on line.

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  158. If we want to know the truth.. email the Myth Busters.. They'll sort this out for us

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  159. I left out Fort Leonard Wood (basic) and Fort Polk (AIT).

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  160. Or was he really in the military? Or just a big fan of Born of 4th of July?

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  161. its ok sweetheart. but for that you do owe me dinner. oh yeah, you have to serve it to me in the nude.

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  162. Anonymous, you are aware that muzzle flash is just fire, right?

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  163. or i have alot of family members that were in the military?

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  164. I was hoping you can eat it off of me.

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  165. cbt, the heated gases will expand the slug and the paper wont burn. its simple physics. when theres an airtight seal how can you burn something without air?

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  166. You should e-mail that to them Astrid.

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  167. DG, how're u gonna feel when you find out Anonymous is a 14 year old version of Spurs, who's been sending you pictures of his older cousin?

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