From TheSun:
British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.
Dad Ben, 44, a customer services adviser, admitted: "We both just sat there after the birth staring at her."
Mum Angela, 35, of Woolwich, South London, beamed as she said: "She's beautiful - a miracle baby."
Ben told yesterday how he was so shocked when Nmachi was born, he even joked: "Is she MINE?"
He added: "Actually, the first thing I did was look at her and say, 'What the flip?'"
But as the baby's older brother and sister - both black - crowded round the "little miracle" at their home in South London, Ben declared: "Of course she's mine."
Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means "Beauty of God" in the Nigerian couple's homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.
Pale genes skipping generations before cropping up again could have explained the baby's appearance.
Ben also stressed: "My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that.
"We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages - not saying anything."
The baby's sister doesn't seem too excited about the whole deal.
When was this baby born?
ReplyDeleteit kinda looks like Spurs
ReplyDeleteA few days ago Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteFunny Giggity Giggity.
ReplyDeleteYeah, mark that "victory" down, Team DG/Anonymous. Losers.
ReplyDeleteMornin' Spurs. I'm off the the twin cities of Melbourne and Batesville today, so remind Team DG/Anonymous to lick the Gold Bond off my taint for me occasionally today.
Good morning CBT. Have fun in Melbourne and Batesville.
ReplyDeletekinda seems like this video:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hai8Pe594Qg
but in reverse.
Funny, and how did that guy not know she cheated on him?
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine how bad it would be to go on Maury and get humiliated like that.
ReplyDeletehahaha!! that dude...theres just no words to describe him.
ReplyDeleteThat had to be acting. No one can be that dumb.
ReplyDeletehow come he never questioned why he didnt look like him?
ReplyDeleteand was a dna test really needed?
ReplyDeleteExactly. So what would you do if you knocked a woman up and the baby came out black?
ReplyDeletewell then, it wouldnt have been me that knocked her up.
ReplyDeleteTrue. I'll rephrase. What would you do if some chick tricked you like this?
ReplyDeleteshe wouldnt be found.
ReplyDeleteFunny. That's what I was thinking.
ReplyDeletesadly, there are women who do this kind of shit. its sad. just like there are women that divorce for a living.
ReplyDeleteYep. And it appears your girl Lohan checked into jail.
ReplyDeleteyeah. i saw the pics. her ass looked great.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see any pics.
ReplyDeletePics of her ass that is.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, this kid looks like you.
ReplyDeleteuh oh! the cockblocker is here! i mean, my darling dg has graced us today.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG.
ReplyDeleteCockblocker? I share anon. For the right price.
ReplyDeleteokay spurs, time for a, b, or c.
ReplyDeleteyou have to have sex on national tv with either:
a. lindsay lohan
b. lady gaga
c. george michael
which one is it?
Some guy hiking today was really hyper hiking down. He was singing his music loud and throwing his hands all over dancing down the mountain.
ReplyDeleteA by along shot Anonymous. You?
ReplyDelete*a* long shot
ReplyDeletethat was me. i had the spirit of the joy in me.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a happy guy DG.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with lady gaga. She seems the cleanest.
ReplyDeletei choose a as well.
ReplyDeletelady gaga clean? honey, have you had your cup of hot 'joe' this morning?
ReplyDeleteHis eyes were huge too. Its way too early to be that alive in the morning.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he did a shitload of meth.
ReplyDeletewelcome to the valley of the spun.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is the hottest of the three but she really seems like she has been around the block. George picks up hookers in the park. Gaga just dresses weird.
ReplyDeleteI almost tripped while I was walking up because I was so focused on him walking down.
ReplyDeletegaga is kinda ugly. at least i can wake up next to lindsay and not puke my lungs out. george is a handsome dude....but i aint gay or bi.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point DG. Lindsay does seem like she's been around the block.
ReplyDeletedamnit! almost. damnit!
ReplyDeleteso anyway, how was the hike?
ReplyDeleteI saw a pic of her in high school. She looked normal in that pic. I haven't seen many pics of her other than that without all that costume makeup she wears.
ReplyDeleteIt was good. I hiked down with some guy who just got out of the military. He didn't cry to me about war stories. He just told me about all the cool places he got to live.
ReplyDeleteDid it rain by you last night, anon? I thought I was dreaming that it rained and then went outside and everything was wet.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou have a point DG. Lindsay does seem like she's been around the block."
You know lindsanity is going to read this and insist you are talking about her. So be prepared for the storm.
True. I should have realized that before I typed it.
ReplyDeletewe didnt get much rain over here dg...but we did get wind.
ReplyDeleteso i guess you ended up wet and i ended up getting blown.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the The Sun one of the magazines know for making shit up?
ReplyDeleteThere is another story on there about a girl that was raped and gave the baby up for adoption.
ReplyDeleteShe told a jury via a video-taped interview: "I didn't want the baby, I didn't love it. I didn't want it because it was his and it looked like him.
She told a jury via a video-taped interview: "I didn't want the baby, I didn't love it. I didn't want it because it was his and it looked like him.
She said she didn't want it because it looked like him... well, duh.. it's his baby. There is a big chance it will look like him, she sounds shocked about it.
what the hell.. I didn't post a comment that looked like that
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Astrid?
ReplyDeleteAnd no, this wasn't made up. Though yes, I do believe the Sun is known for making stuff up.
ReplyDeleteI know a woman who is black and has three white kids... I mean skin is white, eyes blue and green and blonde curly hair but their features look just like hers.
ReplyDeleteGenetics is some crazy ass shit... if you have dark skin, eyes and hair that means you carry the genome for every hair, eye and skin color... there is a possibiltiy that any could come out at any time but typically the dominant dark genes overtake the recessive light genes.
ReplyDeleteBUT if you have light skin, eyes and hair you can only pass on the recessive genes. You can only have kids that have the dominant traits if you make babies with someone with dark hair, eyes or skin.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dr. Ruth.
ReplyDeleteare we sure that is not one of those dolls that look like a real baby? It kinda looks like it.
ReplyDeleteShe does kind of look like a doll kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletewhat up spurs
ReplyDeleteNot much Miami, what's going on?
ReplyDeleteSame ole same ole, I have no idea how this guy did not walk out of the hospital cursing his wife out Jerry Springer style.
ReplyDeletehow you doin Spurs
ReplyDeleteAll right man, just looking forward to leaving. And yeah, I think I would have said more than, "What the flip?", like this guy.
ReplyDeleteThey would probably have to surgically remove my foot from her vagina while I screamed for immediate paternity tests
ReplyDeleteyeah I wanna leave to, we are reconciling accounts and one of my co-workers fucked up in receiving payments into the wrong account back early june. I have to go through with a fine-tooth comb so that I can unwind everything and fix the problems before tomorrow morning.... fml
ReplyDeleteHow far along are you?
ReplyDeleteits for one of the companies we own. I wish I could just throw my computer through the window.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to drop kick this computer I'm on, only because it's a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteI looked through all incoming money and payments up till the 1st week of June. I think I found all the errors, just want to be doubly sure before I start unwinding.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, if I hit the lottery, we will re-enact the fax machine from "Office Space" using our current computers and a real film crew.... Of course I will probably choose to urinate on my computer after we demolish it
ReplyDeleteyes I did... This should make my life easier for about 2 days at best. Surely, she will find something to fuck up by monday or tuesday. I would be worried something was up, if she managed to keep her shit together past then.
ReplyDeleteHow long has she worked there?
ReplyDeleteSince October, she is a nice enough lady so I am pretty easy on her. She does alot of administrative work for us. We have a portfolio of about 23 companies and maintaining them requires some admin and accounting on our parts, not just analyst work. She is not an analyst though. She is more like a supporting member.
ReplyDeleteYou would probably breeze through this, whereas I take my time going through everything to avoid errors.
ReplyDeleteI breeze through some things at this point, but at times I really have to take my time.
ReplyDeletesometimes I resort to T accounts when I do accounting, hahahaha. Feels like I am school when I do that.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. I haven't done a T in a long time.
ReplyDeleteusually I dont either because we use Quickbooks, but I had to make journal entries for a similar situation a few months ago after the accounts were reconciled for that month and I mapped eveything out with T accounts first.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we use Quickbooks too. I have 2007, 2008, and 2009 on this computer. Intuit has a nice money maker there.
ReplyDeleteThere is a special about the Titanic on.. they are talking to survivors and it's sad
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many survivors are left?
ReplyDeleteis Miami an accountant too?
ReplyDeleteHe's an analyst I believe.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs I am an investment analyst so I need to do some accounting because we get proposals from small private companies. They are not public so they dont have audited financials. We have to gauge all the data and determine its validity, sometimes after having to develop our own metrics.
ReplyDeletemuch different than Spurs though, I am sure. Spurs' skills are def far beyond mine when it comes to accounting.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds interesting. Maybe you should try to buy the company and hire me.
ReplyDeleteProbably not Miami, I've only been working here 3 years, I still have much to learn. But by the time I get my CPA license I should really have the hang of it.
ReplyDeleteI would spurs, but they pay me in trident triple layer gum like those commercials.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. I get paid in the wrappers of that gum.
ReplyDeletewell, we can start a chewing gum company!!!! Astrid, wanna buy some triple layer gum?
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, buy some gum.
ReplyDeleteSpurs did you see any of the shit going on with Lindsay "the cocaine vacuum" Lohan today?
ReplyDeleteYeah I did. I take it you did?
ReplyDeleteI am going to test for my CPA soon... I studied economics and finance so I could do investment analytics too. Not sure where I'll end up, but I am going to get my CPA no matter what.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a license Miami?
what is going on with her?
ReplyDeleteShe turned herself in to start serving her jail time.
ReplyDeleteNo licensing Astrid, just udergrad (double major - finance/real estate) and a MBA. I wish you luck on the CPA astrid.
ReplyDeleteI saw a couple minutes this morning on Lohan, she was late to court. She was supposed to be turning herself in to jail.
Spurs, did she put on a big show when she got there?
ReplyDeleteNo, but someone threw confetti on her while she was walking in.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably the best thing to happen to her. She will make money on the deal and she will sober up
ReplyDeleteI see her pulling a brittany here... like a semi-comeback.
ReplyDeleteYep, it will end up being a nice payday for her when she gets out.
ReplyDeleteshe has fire crotch
ReplyDeleteShe does.
ReplyDeletesomeone said the bid was up to $1m for the interview with her during and after the jail time.
ReplyDeleteI can be a trainwreck too, will someone pay me.
ReplyDeleteExactly, I need to learn how to get paid to be a fuck up.
ReplyDeleteI don't really care about Lindsay.. I only liked one movie with her, and I don't even think she is pretty.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you ever hear anything about thedirty anymore?
ReplyDeleteme either Astrid, not attractive. Also, she is notoriously mean and disrespectful to everyone. She has an attitude driven by feelings of entitlement and it makes her look 100x's uglier.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean heard anything Miami?
ReplyDeleteI saw that mentally challenged post. Not cool. And yes, that SGM is stupid.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I saw the Lohan booking photo. She looks pretty good. I was thinking of posting it.
ReplyDeletethe pic was this poor girl throwing up a peace sign, very innocent. Anyhow, the jerk who submitted it was a fucking a hole also and they were discussing why she is fake sgm. They are a bunch of pussies and that whole crew seems soft from the little I have seen
ReplyDeleteoh you saw it, what an a-hole huh? Yeah post that lohan pic son, I wonder what the over-under on days is for her first mental breakdown.
ReplyDeletePosted it.
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