So CBT is back with this black chick again. I'd say it's just another story from him, but she seems to like the white meat, being she's with tits driving the boat. And check out her friend. At first I thought there was something wrong with the pic, but she has quite the pouch. She's like a kangaroo.
Thanks for the pics CBT.
ReplyDeleteIs that another trout in that pic cbt or do you have moobs like Drew too?
ReplyDeleteThe blond chick with Rudy has the same name as a popular porn star.
ReplyDeleteKangaroo is the name of a popular porn star?
ReplyDeleteThat's a buddy of mine. I guess 10 years younger than me still counts as trout.
ReplyDeleteAnd let me guess, her name ends with an 'i'.
ReplyDeleteSo your friend has had her too CBT?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a hooker desperate for attention.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm not Nik Richie. I like a little meat on a girl. That's why I'd hit DG if she'd let me. I don't want to cut myself on hip bones.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's never going to happen.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, she's with Mr. Perfect now.
ReplyDeleteNo dude. Rudy brought her friend down last summer and the four of us went out on the lake in my buddy's boat.
ReplyDeleteAnd no DG, it does not end in "i".
So your friend had the white chick?
ReplyDeleteYou're right DG. It's never gonna happen. I had all the Chicago girl pussy I could stand back in the 70s. And of course, I don't think I could take enough Viagra for you to get my dick hard without it killing me.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG.
ReplyDeleteHe says yes, she says no. I belive her. He's remarkably unsuccessful with women. Kinda like Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhere were these pics taken?
ReplyDeleteShe likes attention, that's true.
ReplyDeleteNo, I wouldn't ever say yes to you if you asked. That's where your friend and I are different.
ReplyDeleteLake Norfork.
ReplyDeleteMan I love getting high again.
ReplyDeleteI think I've been to that lake before.
ReplyDeleteAhhh...Mr. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteWishing on falling stars do work.
How quickly do you think it will be before you give up the goods to him?
ReplyDeleteI was up late last night and I have driven all over North Arkansas and Southern Missouri in the last 2 days. The Bronco is not a road trip vehicle, shitty gas mileage being only one of many issues, another being the aerodynamic characteristics of a brick.
ReplyDeleteI must retire, freaks. Y'all go on and bash my girl (I bet we make it 60 days this time before one of us gets pissed). A gracious good night. Anonymous, wherever you are, lick my cods.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHow quickly do you think it will be before you give up the goods to him?"
Too good to pass up: Spurs, that shit happened as soon as they landed.
Later on CBT. You should take the day off tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Depends on the situation of the moment. It will be a bit because he is going to be out of town for alot of July. That's why it kind of sucked I turned him down for dinner yesterday and today.
ReplyDeleteWell, if she gives it up too fast it won't last.
ReplyDeleteIs that a moob in first picture or is that Shayne Lamas top less??
ReplyDeleteWhen were these pics taken?
ReplyDeleteIt's a moob Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you ask DG?
ReplyDeleteWas it yesterday?
ReplyDeleteDoubt it.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say, how ironic would it be that when you were talking about swimming upstream and yesterday cbt literally was.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one DG.
ReplyDeleteI will literally doing that tomorrow too.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
ReplyDeleteI'm going backpacking tomorrow and will be swimming in a river most of the day.
ReplyDeleteYou should have your own adventure show.
ReplyDeleteI am Dora the Explorer, remember?
ReplyDeleteFunny, I was going to write Dora after show, but I didn't.
ReplyDeleteDora, the adult years. Even though I don't speak a word of spanish.
ReplyDeleteYou should learn.
ReplyDeleteHere's some "heady" music for you to smoke to spurz.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaLINFjBRPM
You were going to write something but then you didn't but then you did saying you didn't. Therefore you did.
ReplyDeleteMr. Perfect can teach me.
ReplyDeleteYou like Phish Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThat was deep. Lindsay would be impressed.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to watch fireworks sunday spurs?
ReplyDeleteOh, I really wasn't serious about you learning, it's just you tend to hear about learning Spanish and how good of an idea it is, so I just put it out there.
ReplyDeleteBut that's good he speaks Spanish.
I'm sure I'll check some out. I usually do. You?
ReplyDeleteIts his first language.
ReplyDeleteIs he here legally?
ReplyDeleteYeah. My friends and I are planning on going to go to this sushi place before the fireworks and get drunk on some sake.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds fun.
ReplyDeleteHe lived in San Antonio for 7 years and here for 3 years and has a job. So I'm assuming he is here on a work visa. He is from Columbia. I asked him if he was friends with Shakira.
ReplyDeleteWhere's he going to be for most of July? Smuggling coke?
ReplyDeleteShelly Escobar. I guess that sounds all right.
ReplyDeleteyeah. he needs to make money somehow. No he will be in San Diego next week and Denver the following week and then he has a vacation planned to Whistler for mountain biking.
ReplyDeleteThere ok.. Reminds me of the times when I would get all fucked up with the stoners of the frat I was in.. One of my x girlfriends fucking loved them and went to a Phish concert back in the day.. We had a huge group of us that went. It was actually prett fucking awesome.. Well that and all the fucking drugs. We were tripping Balls,, awesome live show besides all the crazy hippies.
ReplyDeleteFun times
Is he training for the X-Games?
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the amount of drugs at a Phish concert.
ReplyDeleteNo. He is in the medical field. The legal one.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good gig.
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteNo he will be in San Diego next week and Denver the following week and then he has a vacation planned to Whistler for mountain biking.
Does this guy steal his material from Wedding Crashers?
Good one.
ReplyDeleteI'm really surprised no one in our group died spurz.
ReplyDeleteThat much drug use?
ReplyDeleteHave you heard about a legal weed called Spice?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. I go to a store right next door to work, and he sells shit like that. K2 and something else, but I don't think the other one was called Spice.
ReplyDeleteMy friend was telling me about it the other day. She said it gets you just as high as the real stuff.
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm not mountain biking in Whistler, I'm running my charity and visiting Kenya.
ReplyDeleteToo bad you didn't know about it while you were on probabtion, druglord.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? The guy who owns the store was telling me some stoner chick comes by and buys the stuff he has all the time. I want to try it out.
ReplyDeleteI really need to watch Wedding Crashers again. The one time I watched it I was sleepy and kept falling asleep.
ReplyDeleteI did know it existed, but I didn't know he sold it. I don't think I would have tried it anyway.
ReplyDeleteDo you think smoking something legal would've got you in trouble still?
ReplyDeleteNo, I just wouldn't have fucked around with it. I wanted to wait for the real stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat was a long wait.
ReplyDeleteAbout 9 months.
ReplyDeleteYep, a long time. You could've popped out a baby in that time if you weren't a virgin still.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. But you're right, I could have.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I'm going to be up by 4am tomorrow and then hike 4 miles with a 50lb backpack. It sounds insanely impossible right now.
ReplyDeleteThat does sound insane.
ReplyDeleteThis is the mountain I jumped off of today:
ReplyDeletehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Mingus_Mountain.jpg
And this is the edge where you run off of:
http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/c/b/7/4/highres_7912084.jpeg
I still can't believe that I did that.
That looks really nice. I imagine you were kind of scared, but that's sweet you were up there for 25 minutes.
ReplyDeleteYeah I was. But as soon as we hit the air it wasn't scary anymore.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird what an innocent trip to TGIF's for some red velvet cake can get you.
Good point. That was a good decision to go there.
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteIt really sucks I didn't have a camera though.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew?
ReplyDeleteYou never have a camera when you need one DG.
ReplyDeleteI know. One day I will buy a new one and have it surgically attached to me so I can't lose it or drop it.
ReplyDeleteWas anyone else here born in the 80's hahaha
ReplyDeleteGood idea DG.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TX?
ReplyDeleteAs everrrryyy one is aware, I'm a bit older and I remember that peanut farmer Jimmy Carter single handed ruined this country. I wake up wayyyyyy before I am suppose to each morning with knots in my stomach over this tax and spend President Obama
ReplyDeletenothing really, watching FRIENDS, talking to my sister on the cell
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew. That sucks Obama is giving you ulcers. But he's close to Allah, so don't worry. It's all under control. Amnesty will be given soon.
ReplyDeleteFriends huh? Haven't seen an episode of that show in a long long time.
ReplyDeleteI need to find a comment that I read today that was funny as h*ll. give me a few
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteYeah I havent watched Friends in forever...we were watching Family Guy earlier and its just still on that channel.
ReplyDeleteWith unemployment so high, why would anyone support legalizing people who broke the law. They will take the jobs of American citizens and this economic recovery will last even longer. The African American neighborhoods and other minority communities will be the one's hurt the most as illegals take jobs that many of those communities depend on. The state of California is broke, how can we afford to pay for more anchor babies, and their families. Remember if this passes, everyone here already will most likely be able to bring other relatives from their home countries...only adding to the devastating financial burden.
ReplyDeleteWhere's ELFIE????
ReplyDeleteNot politics again....geez
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure that was all that funny Drew.
ReplyDeleteCant find it
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where Skeets is TX. So did your roommate like the new Twilight?
ReplyDeleteShe said it was better than NEW MOON, but not as good as the first Twilight. Of course she said Jake looks hot as always. Yummy...
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you are excited to see it this weekend. Are you going to be sporting a Twilight shirt?
ReplyDeleteI'm sporting a T-Bar and my monster sac is hanging out the side. I would love to submit a pic to this famous website?
ReplyDeleteNot thanks Alan.
ReplyDeleteSon?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteYes I will be wearing my Team Jake shirt this weekend, probably tomorrow. I have to close tomorrow...working until 8.30...great. And I have a "friend" coming over to drink Vodka with me and play seven minutes in heaven hahaha jk
ReplyDeleteLove that game TX :)
ReplyDeleteLucky "friend."
ReplyDeleteIs it Drew?
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, I told Skeets about that post you did of her, I don't think she thought it was all that funny.
ReplyDeleteHey Skeets, who did it and ran?
ReplyDeleteDrew, Elfie is hot with or without makeup, and I just saw the post u did about me and Food Stamps. Real smooth smart guy. You need to learn a thing or two from Spurs....maybe you'd have more traffic to your site...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, we all get beat up pretty bad here but I wouldn't trade the laughs for anything. Bottom line is that Skeets was and most probably is still hot as hell!
ReplyDeleteYou and food stamps? I don't remember that one TX.
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad all you had were noodles TX. Nice story Drew.
ReplyDeleteits over a pamelapucker on the second page, he used some old ass pics from Halloween...
ReplyDeleteElfie is smokin, if I were lesbian id do her haha
Very true Drew, the laughs are good.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know where Drew was going with that story, that's the funny thing. It was nice he offered his assistance though.
ReplyDeleteMS Texas Queen (LOL), I gave up on the blogging thing a lone time ago when it became compulsive and a distraction from my everyday job.
ReplyDeleteoh i didnt realize searching craigslist for hookers was a real job :)
ReplyDeleteIt is TX.
ReplyDeleteOkay so give me a sec Blubber queen, its on!
ReplyDeleteI like how Drew tells you how hot you are one day TX, and then tries to insult you the next.
ReplyDeleteno worries...it doesnt bother me, only when RQ talks about my dead mother.
ReplyDeleteDon't even think of leaving, I'm just warming up!
ReplyDeleteOkay Drew.
ReplyDeletePam was around earlier TX.
ReplyDeleteDrew picking on 20 something yr old girls, whats new...
ReplyDeleteSan Antonio is a great city to live in Drew. Friendly people.
ReplyDeleteTX, don't take anything Drew writes seriously, look at the pic he's had up forever now.
ReplyDeleteMe a Fatass, honey go look in the mirror and get that nasty wart removed.
ReplyDeleteI dont have any dogs butthole. But those pitbulls were probably worth more than your life savings.
Spurs, I know how serious you take this and in the past when I have said shit, you got pretty upset, please don't! All I'm trying to say is that San Antonio is a second rate city and will never be able to wine and dine free agents like the Knicks can and will...........
ReplyDeleteOkay, but you live in New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteHave I told you lately that I love you Miss Texas?
ReplyDelete"I'm not sick but I'm not well"..........
ReplyDeletetouche with the NJ. WOW, I rhymed like u used to Spurs, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI still do Drew. I just don't write rhymed anymore. And for the last time, New York will end up doing nothing next year.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, here's a real dumb ass. AZ Anonymous sent this to me earlier:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100701/ap_on_re_us/us_chicago_gun_ban
Dude, I'm 95% sure you are right. That's why we peeps that live in a major sport market have have a fall back choice. Jets, Mets etc......
ReplyDeleteYes I seen this but its late and there is issues with this.
ReplyDeleteThe supreme court will eventually abolish there stand in Chicago, IL
The Constitution and the 2nd Amendment is crystal clear. My concern is this, your democratic left wing liberal supreme court nominee, Kagan will be the deciding vote to change this.
ReplyDeleteSwear, this is all apart of the reason I spoke of earlier. I'm sick!
Hello.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, Spurs.
and hello, Drew.
What happened to CBT's fiance and Madge or whatever?
I don't know why you get beat up over it. It's not like you can do anything about it. And I read where Kagan would side with the Second Amendment.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it isn't Bitchhog. What a pleasure. Long time no see. And CBT and his fiancee broke it off. He also broke it off with that waitress he was dating.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I have X-ray vision.
So how are things going for you Bitchhog?
ReplyDeleteYou have x-ray vision? Using it for good I am sure...
ReplyDeleteat least I hope you aren't using while webcamming with Drew.
I only did the webcamming with you.
ReplyDeleteAll is glorious in my piece of the world. Just resting up for the wild weekend ahead.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have planned?
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, that's right. How have you been?
ReplyDeleteWhat have I missed here?
I'll be on a boat, shakin it in my brazilian bikini. and you?
ReplyDeleteI've been good, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI've missed you being around Bitchhog.
I'm not sure yet. And a Brazilian bikini? Nice.
ReplyDeleteHow is Francois bh?
ReplyDeleteStill with that huh? As you can see Bitchhog, DG is still a smartass.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell, Drew? Are you too nervous to comment now? Can't think of what to say to me? Please, don't be starstruck. I still like to patronize the common folk.
ReplyDeleteHey you :)BH
ReplyDeleteI can't ask about our mutual friend spurs? Im sorry you are jealous that you are not as cool as Francois but get over it please.
ReplyDeleteFrancois is doing well. He will be on the boat this weekend. I hope he can pull it together and not be such a sniveling pile. Damn, you did a number on him!
ReplyDeleteHello Drew. Which lady are drugging now?
ReplyDeleteI have new phone and couldn't figure out how to text you so I called but I came to quick, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean to hurt him like i did but his brother was so much hotter. What did he expect?
ReplyDeleteshagging. I meant shagging. or mounting, smashing, etc...
ReplyDeleteThat was yet another big fail drew. Did you make that up yourself?
ReplyDeleteDrew has all sorts of ladies now Bitchhog. He even had an astronaut he went down to visit in Florida.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog in addition to DG still being a smartass, Drew's still a pervert.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me laugh even reading that spurs.
ReplyDeleteDid he wear a diaper while he was driving to meet this astronaut?
ReplyDeleteI wonder when the 'astronaut' will start commenting here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a good one. About as good as CBT single handily bringing down robbers.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Bitchhog. Drew did such a number on her, she wore the diaper when she drove non-stop to see him in shithole Jersey.
ReplyDeleteI'm winding down for the night pleasantly with BH arriving and then all of a sudden Rocky shows up with all her smelly sweat and bile?
ReplyDeleteDrew spent his savings on a rented H2 to impress her.
ReplyDeleteCBT hasn't keeled over yet?
ReplyDeleteIt's that pig snout of yours again DG.
ReplyDeleteSo this is an ongoing romance?
ReplyDeleteNot yet Bitchhog. But he did kill his ex-wife's new husband over the phone. They had an argument and the guy had a heart attack while on the phone with CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou could see how that would be a true story I'm sure.
No, it's a furry snout. Get it right spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's right DG.
ReplyDelete200
ReplyDeleteYou just didn't want me to get 200, did you?
ReplyDeleteWhere is RQ? taking delight in something fanciful, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't DG. You lucked into it last time.
ReplyDeleteShe came around about two weeks ago. She's dating some rich guy who's flying her around everywhere. She acted like she was depressed about the way he treats her, but I don't think she really was.
ReplyDeleteI luck into it almost all the time. i am just a natural. Jealousy doesn't look good on you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, The pig is also unclean; although it has a split hoof, it does not chew the cud. You are not to eat their meat or touch their carcasses.
ReplyDeleteAnother words, DG is spoiled, just sayin.....
And cheating doesn't look good on you either DG.
ReplyDeleteand I heard that Mr. Perfect is in love with DG.
ReplyDelete