Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Cops leaves duty to see Bridget the Midget at a strip club
I don't know if anyone has ever seen Bridget the Midget, but the whole act is creepy and intriguing at the same time. I think I'd probably bang a midget (don't think that midget banging has ever been discussed). And could you imagine the crowd at the strip club, gawking at her like she's a circus freak for their own amusement? You know she has issues. In any case, cue the CBT claims of having an orgy with ten midgets.
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@Oz, new post, fresh start for you fatso.
ReplyDeleteActually, she's kinda cute for a midget.
ReplyDeleteShe's all right. Until you factor in she's been gangbanged about five too many times.
ReplyDeleteWould you bang a midget 2dirty4u? (and I ask that knowing you are drunk)
ReplyDeleteLOL, nah I think I would pass. I'm one of those good drunks actually. (and I know you will throw in my messing around with my employee at this point)
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI would just to say I did.
ReplyDeletei dont think i could bang a midget. just too creepy for even me.
ReplyDeletetheyre fucking weird looking. its like somebody transplanted an adults head on a toddlers body.
ReplyDeleteyou guys seen this site nikkiandjohn.com? Shit is funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a little odd Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the site 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI like the look of that site.
ReplyDeleteI seen that midget in a smut mag in the jernt. Nasty lil thing
ReplyDeleteShe is.
ReplyDeleteMidgets stink!
ReplyDeleteThink so?
ReplyDeleteI watched a clip of minnie me doing porn. Now that was funny.
ReplyDeleteI saw a clip of Minnie Me too. I wonder how that chick feels about herself now?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that chick didn't really feel that much about herself prior to that. But I'm sure she has a pam mentality and feels famous and special over it.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Probably.
ReplyDeleteI take it you'd never bang a midget? I'd ask Skeets and kinkyb!tch if they were around but there's no need to, they both already have.
ReplyDeleteWe were talking about this at work today spurs. Would you be involved in a gangbang if your were last in line?
ReplyDeleteNo I wouldn't. I wouldn't even do a threesome with another guy. A gangbang? Pass.
ReplyDeleteNo. The shortest I ever went was 5'7.
ReplyDeleteAnd what brought that topic up?
ReplyDeleteI'm not talking about where you are all sharing at the same time. Im talking about each guy gets their own separate turn. No sword fighting involved.
ReplyDeleteI'd still have to say no. Even in my whore days I wouldn't have done that.
ReplyDeleteHell i done had a 10sum widda bout foe midgets un time, den i done founded out da lil fellers was just yungins
ReplyDeleteWe were talking about naked men and how dicks are just ugly. small, skinny, big, and long. They just aren't pretty and they are always an odd color.
ReplyDeleteWell DG, would you?
ReplyDeleteThat's great Black CBT. Lond time no see.
ReplyDeleteWhore days? Are you referring to when you lost your virginity? Or when you pulled up 4 different porn sites at the same time?
ReplyDeleteYou thinking about turning lesbian DG?
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteWould I what? Get in line for a gangbang? I am missing important parts for that to be possible.
ReplyDeleteOr when you pulled up 4 different porn sites at the same time?
ReplyDeleteBUAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHHAHHAAAAA
Hell no. I love the rest of the parts of a man and the way an ugly penis feels but I just don't have any interest staring at them.
ReplyDeleteYou ever been in a three some DG? With two guys?
ReplyDelete@Oz, just because you got whipped earlier doesn't mean you get to piggyback DG's insult.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok oz. Piggyback all you want.
ReplyDeleteNever with 2 guys. I have no interest ever doing that.
ReplyDeleteIt wasnt "piggy backing" - gay. It was funny as hell. And that IS the only way you were a whore
ReplyDelete@spurs - even if a girl had, she would never admit to it, unless she is of the pam caliber of sloot
ReplyDeleteOz he probably got laid twice in the same year back in his 'whore' days. 1998 was one hell of a year.
ReplyDeleteDG's a mudshark, so her opinion on someone else's sex life has been rendered moot.
ReplyDelete@Dg - too much credit
ReplyDelete@Spurs - no way she is a mud shark, please tell me thats a joke
Weak spurs.
ReplyDelete@Oz, she dated a black guy for awhile and more than likely she banged him.
ReplyDeleteReally spurs?
ReplyDeleteReally DG. Hey, you're the one who stated you dated a black guy for awhile.
ReplyDeleteEven Drew gets laid more than you.
ReplyDeleteWeak DG.
ReplyDeleteWell that happens, we'll call it a momentary lapse of judgement. as long as she isnt one of those white girls that only/always goes with them brothas
ReplyDelete@Oz, DG really stands for Damaged Goods.
ReplyDeletei also stated I wanted to get raped by a girl so I can tell my grandkids the story later.
ReplyDeleteNah, you really dated the black guy. Don't try to spin away from it now that you are getting ripped.
ReplyDeleteNothing if you are black or a fat white chick. Or a white chick that has low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteGetting ripped?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you did when you got the black python DG.
ReplyDeleteDG is a money grubbing CUNT! SHE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND BLOW ME CAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would much prefer to date a black guy who takes care of his responsibilities than a white guy who doesn't take care of his.
ReplyDeleteShe should Mel.
ReplyDeleteAnd who are you referring to MS? CBT?
ReplyDeletea 3some with two guys is nothing bad, as long as swords arent crossed..am i wrong?
ReplyDeleteI will let you figure that out for yourself.
ReplyDeleteDeep MS.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Evil.
ReplyDeleteWow midget porn brings in all the classy commenters.
ReplyDelete@QB - absolutely there is something wrong with that. Never anywhere near another naked dude, unless you are being booked into jail, or a professional athlete in a locker room.
@Oz, I think Queen Bee has had a 3some with two guys.
ReplyDeleteuh, did somebody summon the ghost of detriot gay-non?
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous, that guy still checks out the site a lot too.
ReplyDeleteI guess depends on the circumstances...oh well
ReplyDeletei cant wait until i turn 21 so i can lose my virginity.
ReplyDeleteJust a matter of time Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteActually Spurs..things didnt go "as planned" so that time was a no go.
ReplyDeleteYou mean he was fun for people to kick around? I don't blame the guy for bolting.
ReplyDeletebeer, sex, photos. /story
ReplyDeletewell, he kinda did bring it on himself too.
ReplyDeleteBut you've been with another woman and a guy for sure Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteman, im gonna be so nervous when i first get to 'do it'! what if i cant get it up???
ReplyDeleteThat means you're probably gay Anonymous.
ReplyDeletetwo times..once at 21 the other was a young married couple.I wish I was lying but that was an experimental time.back then it didnt seem that "skeevy" to me. lol
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.
ReplyDeletereally? so what should i do? guys, i need advice!! help a fellow dude out.
ReplyDeleteHook up with Gaynon.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever see the married couple Queen Bee?
ReplyDeletenaw. he lives too far away. do you think cbt might like the sound of nuts slapping nuts?
ReplyDeleteI kinda regret it though...oh well.
ReplyDeleteI think CBT knows some queen that MC'd a TEA party Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyes, i still see them..awkward as hell..you know the 3 of us are thinking "I wonder if he/she remembers we've all screwed" lol or something like that.
ReplyDeleteNo reason for regrets Queen Bee. But I think it would speed up the healing process if you told the entire story in detail.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny queen bee.
ReplyDeleteSo QB - two girls and One guy, both times? Or two guys one time?
ReplyDeleteLol...actually Ive got to sign off for now, Ill be back later this evening.Sorry ladies if I came across like a hot dog struttin' floozy..lol oh well.
ReplyDeleteY'all niggaz is krazy. I gots to go get KFC gift certificates to pay my baby mommas dey child suppot
ReplyDeleteLater on Queen Bee. And no reason to apologize to the prudes.
ReplyDeleteHave a good time Black CBT.
ReplyDeleteQB, been there done that too. But I don't regret it. But I have no interest ever doing it again.
ReplyDeleteWith a married couple?
ReplyDeleteDG's close by.
ReplyDeleteshit forgot I had a new name spurs
ReplyDeleteDG hates me
ReplyDeleteThat's right Columbo. I like Oz better though.
ReplyDeleteman, all this sex talk makes me wish i could finally get laid.
ReplyDeleteOz, you have too many names to keep up with.
ReplyDeleteI'm here anon. Anytime, any place.
ReplyDeleteyoure not gonna wait until i turn 21???
ReplyDeleteOne more thing..DG: i hear you on the last part of your comment. Oz: to clarify, twice where it was 2 girls in the equation and once where 2 guys were "involved". Hope that cleared things up for you :)
ReplyDeleteWhen you want to get every dirty detail off your chest Queen Bee, we're here to help you through it.
ReplyDeletequeer beef, wanna talk about that time you got drunk and did something 'doggy' style?
ReplyDeleteQB is not as innocent as I thought.
ReplyDeleteNo. 19 is just fine. I can't wait to take your virginity.
ReplyDeleteI love QB! I've been with a couple too... actually we were a 3-way couple YAY for polyamory.
ReplyDeleteaaaahhhh.....im n-n-nervous!!!
ReplyDeletehaha...none of us are all that innocent.
ReplyDeleteThat's great Skeets. So walk us through the details like Queen Bee should.
ReplyDeleteexcept for me.
ReplyDeleteok. im gonna go caca. anyone want me to leave my cam on by 'accident'?
ReplyDeleteYes skeets, spurs needs something to read later so he can relive his whore days.
ReplyDeleteis jacking off with both hands considered a 3sum?
ReplyDeleteAs long as one hand is a reach around.
ReplyDeleteDetails like what? I met a guy and dated him for a few months. I knew he had a girlfriend in Scottsdale who only came down every few weeks. She came down one weekend and we met and she liked me so that's how it started. and we did that for like 4 or 5 months and then I got sick of it cause I didn't really like either of them as people and the guy was always trying to talk me into having his baby and to this day will text me and ask me if I want to. Weird.
ReplyDeleteSo how was going down on the beav Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWell that's the thing I didnt go down on the beav... she did though. She was aggressive too like a man and sometimes when we would all be sleeping in the same bed afterwards she would stroke my back and hair and stuff... it was strange.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. So was she good at taking care of your cooch?
ReplyDeleteI'm not really a big fan of fellatio... so it didnt do much for me. and sometimes when she was getting it with the guy I just be there and she would be SO LOUD and I'd want to tell her to shut the f up!
ReplyDeleteYou should have slapped her. Was there any dildo play?
ReplyDeletedid you ever fart on her when she was going down on you?
ReplyDeleteI don't think we are going to get those details Anonymous. But it probably happened.
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteok. be back later. i want to see who else comes out with their 'sexy side'. fucking lame.
ReplyDeleteLater on man. I liked the stories. I hope the guilt overwhelms Queen Bee later and she feels the need to repent.
ReplyDeleteAnon, have you had a 3some? I would ask spurs but I already know he can't even get laid by one girl let alone two.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteSee comment above. You don't get an opinion DG.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV? How have you been?
ReplyDeleteBut at least I can get laid whenever I want. Ah....the good life.
ReplyDeleteBlack guys are into anything white DG. Don't crown yourself queen yet.
ReplyDeletePretty good/high, you?
ReplyDeleteSame here man.
ReplyDeleteYou ever find that motherboard?
ReplyDeleteI'm not into black guys at all. Italian: yes. Columbian: hell yes. Albino: no thanks.
ReplyDeleteI found a few, don't know which one I want to buy though. I've been caught up trying to fix my girl's junky laptop.
ReplyDeleteDoes she have a Dell?
ReplyDeleteIt's a refurbished Acer. So, quite possibly worse than a Dell.
ReplyDeleteReally? Then you must be against jacking off.
ReplyDeleteAcer? Did that come with another purchase?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, this is hands down my fav post Spurs. Am I the only one getting turned on here?
ReplyDeleteDG: I heard the boo birds after reading that comment you made.
ReplyDeleteIt has turned into a great post 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeletesuddenly all the women here have had 3sums. but theyre not sluts!
ReplyDeleteNo, the birds just took a good look at your life and singing songs of sorrow.
ReplyDeleteI'll give that response a C DG.
ReplyDeleteHer Dad bought all of them netbooks, and she has a bunch of siblings so I imagine he was going for cheap.
ReplyDeleteC- actually. There won't be any curve.
ReplyDeleteHow old is it?
ReplyDeleteA slut is someone who has had sex with lots of people. Not someone who just tries something out of curiousity.
ReplyDeletehttp://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/01/state-welcome-signs-way-they-should-be.html
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous, it's not slutty. It's experimenting.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when Beck will break down and start airing his pictures of Obama holding photoshopped fetuses in each hand while riding the backs of the elderly.
ReplyDeleteI'm not asking about a grade.
ReplyDeleteWhat if they want to experiment with having you and your friends paint her face like a canvas?
ReplyDeleteYou ever watch that guy's show? I gave him a full episode and I didn't think much.
ReplyDeleteThose signs were pretty funny too.
ReplyDeleteSeen a few times, dude makes O'Reilly look partially sane.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be 85 and then decide I want to try it. So I knocked that off my list already.
ReplyDeleteNow I just get news from websites EV. I got to Drudge and Huffington Post a lot because you get to see two completely different opinions on what's going on.
ReplyDelete*go* to
ReplyDeleteWhat's the oldest guy you've banged DG?
ReplyDeleteI've become pretty good at identifying pseudo-journalism tactics to sideline the real issues, so I do pretty good at just picking a few things out and cross examining them.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to Fox, you just need to assume that everything being uttered is done so in the most biased way possible.
31....but that will soon change to 38.
ReplyDeleteSame with MSNBC and CNN EV.
ReplyDeleteKind of like all that "Mosque being built on Ground Zero!" garbage. My first assumption was that it wasn't really Ground Zero, most likely a near-by location. Sure enough.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember you saying it was supposed to be blocks away, but I never could find anything about the distance.
ReplyDeleteMaybe so, everyone around me watches Fox, so that's my dose of the main media outlets.
ReplyDeleteSo you still haven't banged the "Doctor" DG?
ReplyDeleteNope. Not yet.
ReplyDeleteThe building in question and the original Mosque are within a few blocks of Ground Zero. They're trying to push landmark status on an abandoned building so they can't turn it into a Mosque. Really nothing to do with Ground Zero or the significance of the location.
ReplyDeleteTake any guesses who has the strongest agenda against the Islamists?
I'll guess and say it ends less than two months after you bang him.
ReplyDeleteAmericans?
ReplyDeleteChristians, and other religious ilk. Which, in all honesty, is why I hope it gets built.
ReplyDeleteThanks spurs. hater.
ReplyDeleteI'm quite sure a lot of people who don't consider themselves Christians don't want some mosque built anywhere near Ground Zero, but that's just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteFor what reasons, other than blind hatred, then?
ReplyDeleteNo problem. I just want to be right. It's like an ego boost DG.
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't know anyone who died during that attack EV, but it seems to me the 9/11 victims didn't think much of it, so I think they should have the most say. The question is EV, if some Christians flew some planes into buildings and killed a bunch of people, would you want a church built near the area?
ReplyDelete200.
ReplyDeleteSuck it DG.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks spurs.
ReplyDeleteI don't want sickle cell, so it's just a figure of speech DG.
ReplyDeleteMy mind doesn't work that way, Spurs. I don't take the actions of few as a representation of the whole religion.
ReplyDeleteIt also overlooks the fact that many people living in New York are immigrants or children of immigrants who came from those countries, and lost family of their own in attacks.
People need to get over this fear of other races and what is different. It's a childish quality, and this country deserves much more.
sicko-sale?
ReplyDeleteYou have a point EV.
ReplyDeleteIslam is the religion of satan, and muslims can suck my dick. Spew that bullshit somewhere else!
ReplyDeletethe attacks*
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is we are taking it very slow. I think it's going to last much longer. He's a good guy and I know he really likes me. I can say we are actually friends so that's a good start. The fact that he is out of town most of this month is forcing it to be that way which is cool.
ReplyDeleteKeep the dream alive DG.
ReplyDeletei think all religion is stupid. and only the stupid believe it.
ReplyDeleteits a religion of contradiction spurs, don't get me started!
ReplyDelete