Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Fun facts about the vagina

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I think I've seen Anna's cooch before, it was on Superman's head. And there's a Masturbate-a-Thon? I know kinkyb!tch can beat ten feet.

123 comments:

  1. hahaa wow, thats some useless facts.

    How bout teaching the rest of you 99.996% of you how to rub that bean til it squirts

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  2. Exactly. I think we should have a contest.

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  3. of you of you, I know I caught that too late

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  4. I think that's sweet about the vagina being able to "fall out." That's sexy.

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  5. Pam's is about to fall out, then she'll have no way of fucking someone to pay her doctor bills to put it back in

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  6. Funny man, but she still has her mouth.

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  7. yeah but her face looks like a male alien

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  8. Good one. Maybe she could be in movies. And you've stayed consistent with your feelings toward her, I give you that.

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  9. So this putt putt place your suing--did someone really get hurt there or what?

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  10. yeah a lil girl, electrocuted.

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  11. Damn, that's messed up. That should be a good payday.

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  12. we'll see. They are denying all charges

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  13. and if it does pay it wont be for years

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  14. So about the time you have to pay up that Knicks bet we made, you'll be getting paid? Perfect timing.

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  15. Okay. That was the bet you made thinking the Knicks are going to win a championship.

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  16. I think we bet $300. Or maybe it was $100, I don't remember.

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  17. as i recall wop owes me a grand total of $0.00 USD. expect my bill via courier service. and a good day to you, sir!

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  18. He's going to sign away his law practice when he receives the bad news.

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  19. i am willing to accept 52% of his practice as a partial payment.

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  20. That 52% is probably worth about $817, so that's a good deal.

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  21. i want controlling stock. and also majority of the profits.

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  22. or he can settle the debt by getting a tattoo of the virgin mary topless.

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  23. I'll be back in a few minutes. Just finished some chinese, dessert is a fresh bowl in my ride. I'll smoke one for the homies too.

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  24. No luck needed. Now I feel great.

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  25. I think he already has that tattoo.

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  26. i think that would be a good idea for a tat.

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  27. I think that might be considered blasphemy.

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  28. i think i found where rq has been:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/wireStory?id=11153615

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  29. I wonder how old that chick was?

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  30. if she was 36 at the most....whats the big deal? the dad is just a player hater.

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  31. He is. And they are going to sue for $50,000? Awful.

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  32. 50k becus hes jealous? thats sad.

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  33. That is sad. They'll have a hard time proving that happened though.

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  34. I want to know which one Wop... the one to east or the one to the west? Did the girl get seriously injured?

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  35. wop cant disclose that info, elfie. you should know better than that.

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  36. diufb4uh984398egnj

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  37. Is that code for something? Are you going to launch a nuclear attack?

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  38. i wish. the thread was too quiet tho.

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  39. Funny. I was thinking it might be a nuclear attack to end us all.

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  40. if i had that kind of info....it would be very dangerous.

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  41. i would need at least $1,000,000 a day to not launch the warheads.

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  42. yeah...of course it would have to be tax free.

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  43. ok. im out for a bit. be back later.

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  44. what a disgusting, yet informative post..lol I was shocked the facts didnt include anything about kegels? That'll def keep it from falling out :)

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  45. What's up Queen Bee? You think you could beat 10 feet? Or are you a squirter at all?

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  46. Not much, just watching a movie, actually one of my favorite movies :)

    As for the squirting..I'm a little too shy to disclose the nickname my bf gave me...lol but yeah, totally could beat that! lol

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  47. What movie is that?

    I think your nickname would be wise to share Queen Bee. Just like last night, I think sharing it might be therapeutic, even if you feel you are fine.

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  48. Elfie:

    E and Y

    all I can say

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  49. wow spurs, did you hear about this?

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/07/14/20100714texas-mayor-daughter-possible-murder-suicide14-ON.html

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  50. Stay, with Naomi Watts and Ryan Gosling (hott boy from the Notebook) it's alot darker a movie, but I love it..have you seen it?

    p.s. lol but this is a little more public of a forum, im sure one of the guys can figure it out..it's one of the 8 wonders of the world (i believe)

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  51. I hadn't heard anything about that, that's messed up Anonymous.

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  52. Have you seen the movie I'm talking about Elfie? If not, you should..its really good, kinda sad, but good. :)

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  53. Spurs..I'm gonna send you a little trailer I actually found out about it bc a band I like has a few songs on the soundtrack..gimme a sec :)

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  54. Are you referring to Niagara Falls Queen Bee?

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  55. Dayumm...that was a quick witted response Spurs.. lol

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  56. What's that? Niagara Falls? That's it right?

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  57. You should do a video and sell it.

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  58. Did you get my link? oh and videos lead to nothing but trouble...or are destined to haunt one forever..but thanks for the advice on my budding career :)

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  59. No problem. I hope I get a cut. Or we can call it even for you coming up with the site name.

    And yes, I recieved your video, I sent you a message stating that I can't hear it now, but when I get home I'll listen. I'll give you my review.

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  60. my bad...double comments..oops :)

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  61. Hello All! :) QB How have you been???

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  62. You should also get the movie :) just my suggestion

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  63. Good! How are you???

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  64. I'd be the one filming it and directing it Queen Bee.

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  65. Since everbody's gone and changed up their names a bit, thinking I should too :)

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  66. Oh really? You'll have to get clearance first with my people..lol

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  67. @Spurs..too obvious of a name..it needs a little more mystery..you hear the name "Niagra Falls" and you know exactly what youre in for...BORING!

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  68. I think TX needs to make a video OZ.

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  69. @ spurs werd

    @QB - you are making me thirsty

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  70. @OZ, I'll see what I can do

    @Queen Bee, I think Oz is making fun of you.

    @TX, make a video please.

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  71. @spurs@QB, not Im am not, I'm really in the mood to drink the fresh water from a niagra fall

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  72. Dude its 105 here with 40% humidity... I wanna kill myself

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  73. It's hot here too, but not that bad. And check your e-mail.

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  74. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOO Wop! WHEN TEH F IS IT GOING TO RAIN?!

    Hi QB, my ebff
    and MT!

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  75. Elfie, can i drink your Niagra water today?

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  76. If Oz is thirsty, it's only polite for you to quench his thirst Skeets.

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  77. true indeed spurs, its the Christian thing to do

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  78. Sure... have a go at it.

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  79. Awesome. Where you want to meet?

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  80. Hey OZ! What happened to you wanting to tap into my geyser?? lol Are you man enuf to drink from me and Elfie (aka my pretty little e bff) :)

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  81. I don't have a geyser at all... :(

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  82. I apologize in advance for my sexually suggestive remarks..theres something thats got me acting and speaking like a vixen instead of a sweet lil queen bee :)

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  83. Hmmm...my first car was a red camaro (older,def not brand new) and I oddly enough named her "Vixen" lol I miss that car :(

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  84. Alright...as much as I enjoy talking to myself (where did everyone go?) Im walking into Metropark and kb's panties banter puts me in the mood for new cheeky's at VS :) Love and rockets to u all!

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  85. Yeah Queen Bee, Oz moved onto Elfie really fast.

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  86. And yes, I was taken aback by your sexual comments. Have fun at Metropark.

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  87. Lol...not gonna lose sleep over it,wait I can never sleep so im screwed huh? lol Ill be back..gonna get a new purse and some underlings...stay thirsty my friends! :)

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  88. @ Spurs..you know ur digging my new and improved "vixen" talk, arent you? lol

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  89. Funny. I'm thirsty, I hope you aren't like a mirage in a desert.

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  90. @Queen Bee...I am. I'm all worked up.

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  91. Nothing. Trying to find out about video cards so I know what to look for.

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  92. Don't know anything about video cards.

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  93. Spurs/Elfie...please text me when u can..need honest opinion on a cute dress i want! pleease?

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  94. I don't feel like reading about the vagina. Maybe later.

    What's up spurs? I really need to pack. I just keep procrastinating.

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  95. Not much DG. You still leaving early in the morning?

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  96. And that vagina information is critical, so you should check it out.

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  97. Maybe if it was critical info about dick I would have more interest.

    And yes, I'm leaving at 3am. I'm staying at my parents tonight since they are westsiders.

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  98. Maybe I'll write some info down for you. And they are Westsiders huh? Sounds gangster.

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  99. Sun City is full of chollo's.

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  100. Oh yeah? You get whistled at a lot?

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  101. hello darling dg.

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  102. Hey, I'm going to post something new. It's for DG.

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  103. I was kidding spurs. Sun City is a retirement community. You don't even see people outside past 6pm.

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  104. Hello anon. I have missed you today. ;)

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  105. i missed you too. and then youre leaving tomorrow night? :(

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