was downloading some music and saw the ad on the left. the pic looks a little familiar........I think it was posted on Drew's site and is suppose to be DG?
Breezy sent this to me about a month ago, I just never posted it. I figured being she's going on her CA vacation, this would be a good time to do so. Sadly, that's not DG's ass, that was Drew just playing make believe as usual. There's no way her ass is that good (that's my way of reverse psychology, maybe she should take an ass pic on her vacation so we can measure it up).
Dayum.....
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember seeing that post, at first I believed it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that chick knows her ass is being used as an ad?
DG:
ReplyDeleteI didn't really think your parents lived around chollos.
I didn't even know about ass day the day he posted that. I just kept scrolling down and found it on Drew's site.
ReplyDeletenice photo shop
ReplyDelete@DG..What? You mean you really didn't send it to him?
ReplyDeletethank you DG
ReplyDeleteive seen that ass on the net before. and from different angles and pics. its her ass i would guess. no shop.
ReplyDeleteEV and Oz were saying it's hot as hell in that area today.
ReplyDeletetime to log in, i guess.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking you changed your opinion awfully fast.
ReplyDeleteits 108 in phx. i dont know about tucson tho. i have only passed thru there.
ReplyDelete@spurs....no I've never even have claimed to have sent it to him. I've only sent Drew one pic to post and the rest him or rq took from my myspace and posted.
ReplyDeleteI was reading the other day in Los Angeles the high got to about 67, it was the coldest July day in their history.
ReplyDelete@DG...that was nice of her.
ReplyDeletethats why i like to be anonymous. nobody knows me, knows what i look like, knows my name....im just another face in the crowd. feels good, man.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you should try to get DG to send you some pics of her at Six Flags and the beach. Then we can pretend I hacked into your e-mail account when you send them to me.
ReplyDeleteI hear it's supposed to be 115 and humid the rest of the week which sadly I will miss out on. It will be 75 tomorrow for me.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous...it's almost like you really don't exist. You could be a computer, or a really smart chimp.
ReplyDeleteOnly anon gets ass pics. Nobody else. He can even come take the pics if he wants.
ReplyDelete75? That's perfect. Actually 80 is perfect.
ReplyDeleteor maybe im both?!?!? i might be a computerized chimp?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous....now you are just trying to trick me.
ReplyDeleteoh dg...why do you tempt me so?
ReplyDeleteBecause I luff you so.
ReplyDeletehhhhmmmm....the 'l' word huh?
ReplyDeleteYes, I think we are on a 'l' word level.
ReplyDeleteSanta monica is supposed to be 75 which will feel cold to me but in Valencia which is only 35 miles away will be 93 on Friday.
ReplyDeleteIs Valencia where Six Flags is?
ReplyDeleteYes. That's where my hotel is. It's right across the street. I used to overnight at this hotel when I was a flight attendant so I'm glad I already know it's nice.
ReplyDeleteSo you've already been banged at that hotel DG? That's cute.
ReplyDeleteShe's thinking about doing anal Anonymous, she just wants some tips.
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. The only two pilots I ever banged were Aspen and my ex from Milwaukee. Neither of them worked for my airline.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking a passenger or someone you met at the hotel bar.
ReplyDeleteuh hm, uh hmmm....nothing wrong with banging some broad you meet in a hotel bar. nothing at all. not that i have done it, but i have heard of it being done.
ReplyDeleteThere was really only one time that anything happened with a pilot I was on a trip with. We had way too many delays and cancellations which turned into spending way too much time together. That 'build up' was so fucking hot which led to finally attacking each other in a sheraton elevator in Charleston, SC.
ReplyDeleteSo what ended up happening?
ReplyDeleteI didn't have sex with him. But damn, it would've been great. We actually flew another trip together a month later and that was the time we lost an engine so he was my hero. We ended up in Ottawa Canada together that night. I kissed him but it just wasn't like the first time. He lives in Fargo now and is married. I ran into him in Chicago at the airport a year and a half ago.
ReplyDeleteSo why didn't he close the deal the in Charleston?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to. I just couldn't. Not like that and not with someone I worked with.
ReplyDeleteSmart thinking. Too bad hero went home with blue balls.
ReplyDeleteif youre gonna make out with somebody you work with, might as well just go all the way.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point, but mainly if you add in he saved everyone's life, the least she could do is spread her legs. Selfish if you factor in saving the day.
ReplyDeletethats like the flash grabbing a bullet inches away from your face and then just patting him on the back.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeletei would be sure to seal the deal before i lift a finger. i would be like, 'is your life worth some pussy?'
ReplyDeleteYou'd do that as the plane is careening toward the ground?
ReplyDeleteyeah. fuck it. why not? becus then they would be 110% sure to give it up.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but I don't think he's going to take the time to radio the drink girl to the cockpit.
ReplyDeleteCharleston was before he was a hero.
ReplyDeleteThe facts don't matter DG.
ReplyDeletewell not while we are still in the air, but once we get to the hotel she better quit the grinnin' and drop the linen cus im about to do some sinnin'.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is you should have repaid him after that. Be it in Ottawa, or the Admiral's Club.
ReplyDeleteThat day sucked though. Hero Day I mean. I had to reseat passengers and prepare them to crash. That was the longest 15 minutes of my life. That day changed me forever.
ReplyDeleteNice rhymes Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's safe to say you didn't change for the better DG.
ReplyDeletedid that day turn you into the heartless monster you are now?
ReplyDeleteHow am I heartless anon when I luff you? Don't make me cry......again.
ReplyDeleteThat's the succubus coming out of her Anonymous, don't buy into it.
ReplyDeletespurs, did i tell you that i saw her shove her finger in her dogs ass becus he knocked over her red kool-aid?
ReplyDeleteYou mean that little runs on batteries dog she has?
ReplyDeleteThat's sick.
ReplyDeleteAll the trips I take, the hiking I do, the skydiving, moving out of Illinois, etc. can be attributed to an appreciation of life and health I have and that day really made me always make sure to do the things I wanted instead of just saying 'someday' because you never know when there will no longer be a someday.
ReplyDeleteDeep I know. Lindsay is lurking with envy I'm sure.
Kumbaya DG.
ReplyDeleteshe was watching 'the knife show' and the dog was walking to his water bowl and bumped her pickle jar of red kool-aid....she got pissed.
ReplyDeletepickle juice and koolaid is one hell of a combo. How dare him tip it over!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hillbilly situation Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteeh, its hard to tell if shes thug or hillbilly sometimes.
ReplyDeletebe rite back.
ReplyDelete@DG, so did the plane actually start descending?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryYVzcLoe6A
ReplyDeleteHow many times do you think you'll play that in your head DG?
ReplyDeleteNo. We had a second engine. But if the first one went then the second one may go, too. And the second one could go while you are trying to land and the lower to the ground you are the odds are smaller of recovering. And a few months prior to that a the same model plane crashed and they lost their second engine right before landing.
ReplyDeleteThis was the crash that happened a few months earlier. This was before the report came out that the pilots were testing the limits of the plane though. But it's the same model plane I worked on.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinnacle_Airlines_Flight_3701
I take it the pilots said something to the passengers?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty interesting. Lucky there was no one but the pilots on that flight.
ReplyDeleteOn my flight, yes. The captain was great. He kept me calm. But the initial report of that other crash at that time was that the pilots lost one engine and then lost the other engine shortly before landing and crashed. Knowing that in my head while trying to stay calm and keep 50 other people calm wasn't easy at all.
ReplyDeleteso you wanna hear about the first time dg and i met face to face?
ReplyDeleteI could see where knowing about that story would have freaked you out a little.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThat was interesting, actually. That was much more detailed than ones I have read prior. But I did know the pilots were messing with the plane because I read they were at 41,000 feet. You do not take that aircraft that high. It's never supposed to go over 37,000.
ReplyDeleteI read that about the 41,000 feet.
ReplyDeleteBut we were treated really great once we were all safe. All the passengers were interviewed and said we all did an amazing job. They sent out a company wide email about us and we got our 15 min of airline fame. I got a letter of recommendation and a real easy in at America West.
ReplyDeletewell, i told her to meet somewhere public. we agreed on postinos central. she showed up looking kinda....street. she had one pant leg rolled up to her knee and she had a 40 wrapped with a green bandana. i asked her what the rag was for and she said she was repping cabrini greens. then she called the waitress a nigga ho. i was.....in love.
ReplyDeleteThat worked out well. Maybe he faked the story.
ReplyDeleteCabrini Greens. My old hood.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a beautiful date Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteheres a flashback:
ReplyDeletehttp://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/oobject_15_housing_projects_from_hell_cabrini_green_0905_small.jpg
I lived on the top floor. It was my penthouse.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a great place.
ReplyDeleteThose black bitches hated that they gave the blonde white girl the penthouse. They just don't know the special favors I did to earn my penthouse.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine. Hard to believe you didn't turn to drugs growing up there.
ReplyDeleteI was going to but if I was going to do drugs I wanted to be hardcore. But I don't like needles.
ReplyDeleteHere is a pic of my living room. Very retro:
ReplyDeletehttp://citynoise.org/upload/13248.jpg
In all seriousness, did you ever see that project up close?
ReplyDeleteThat's Martha Stewart quality.
ReplyDeleteYes I have, I think. There are alot of projects in chicago and I'm not sure which is which but it seemed like everytime we went to a white sox game we got lost and ended up over there. For some reason trying to find a way on the highway in that area is next to impossible.
ReplyDeleteThe schools around that area are in great shape I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteThey are horrible. And the city doesn't do anything about it. They don't realize that all they are doing is making the problems multiply. Millenium Park cost millions and didn't really need to be created. That money should've went to the schools. It wouldn't have saved all the kids in that area but it would've changed the lives of enough to help actually contribute to society instead of just leech off the government.
ReplyDeletea week.
ReplyDeletei love that giant jellybean chicago has.
ReplyDeleteI'd say about a year Anonymous, but that's funny.
ReplyDeleteChicago public school system will never be great but if they invested in books, teachers, and gave those kids some type of motivation it would make a difference. There lives are already screwed up at home and they are destined to repeat the same mistakes as their parents. People living in the projects lack motivation in life and they pass that along to their kids. It's just a revolving door that keeps growing and growing.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Anonymous?
ReplyDeletei say just round them up and make them run off the pier.
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree it's generational, but putting new books, more teachers, new schools probably aren't going to solve the problems.
ReplyDeleteI got my picture taken in front of that million dollar bean.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty barbaric Anonymous.
ReplyDeletechicago has a giant stainless steel jellybean in millennium park. but a really nice amphitheater designed by frank gehry.
ReplyDeletei got my pic taken under the bean. it concaves and has cool bends. makes for great pics.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nickelinstitute.org/multimedia/nickel_and_its_uses/nickel_magazine/archives/2004/November_2004/Jelly_bean_2_450.jpg
ReplyDeleteThe teachers don't give a shit and they are underpaid. They are there to collect a paycheck and that's it. It starts with the teachers taking control.
ReplyDeleteIf only Dangerous Minds was a true story.
if only stand and deliver was a true story.....wait, wasnt it?
ReplyDeleteLet's go to Chicago, anon. I will give you a tour.
ReplyDeleteI don't know which story was true. There are too many movies like that.
ReplyDeleteive already ransacked that town. good times!
ReplyDeleteI think Stand and Deliver was based on a true story.
ReplyDeletei took a shit in the chicago river and jacked off on chris farleys death scene.
ReplyDeleteI spit in some girls face in wrigleyville because she wouldn't shutup and walked away. Everyone cheered and high fived me as I was crossing the street. ahh....good times.
ReplyDeletethen i drove a car off the corn cob buildings.
ReplyDeleteyou failed to mention she was 87, dg.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you ravaged the town Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the chick saying to make you spit in her face?
ReplyDeleteNo. She was 78. I wonder if she wouldve chased me if i didnt knock her wheel chair over.
ReplyDeleteshe was asking for directions. and dg tried to act all hood by spitting in an 87 year old ladies face.
ReplyDeletedid everyone leave?
ReplyDeleteHer bf got into a fight with someone I didn't know and he thought I was with these people and pushed me. I pushed him back and some cops pulled him away. His gf got pissed at me and got in my face and I don't even know what she was saying. I kept telling her to shut the fuck up so I could explain to her that he pushed me first and when she was yelling she was spitting at the same time. So I said fuck it and spit all in her eye and just walked away. The crowd loved it and the rest of the people there saw what happened and she was the only dumb bitch that didn't. Two cops were right next to me when I did it.
ReplyDeletesee? i would have believed that story if you would have said that you sold her a car then she gave you a blow job in the parking lot then you did a kilo of coke of her tits. now those are stories i believe.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good story DG. That's cool the cops didn't do anything.
ReplyDeleteI am too badass to make up stories, anon.
ReplyDeletedid you blow her up afterward with a claymore?
ReplyDeleteok...im out for a bit. dg, i will text you.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they didn't do anything either. But I wasn't really drunk like she was and really just wanted her to shut up.
ReplyDeleteI bet she felt like a complete fool after you did that. And her boyfriend was weak for shoving you. Good couple.
ReplyDeleteI'm still not scared of you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure they are living happily ever after. But the guy he beat up had blood all over his face. I had no idea who he was but happened to be trying to cross the street right after it happened. Wrong place wrong time, I guess. But then again, it was fun and well worth it.
ReplyDeleteSay that to my face, bitch. I will send superman to fuck you up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you got a good story of out of it, so that's good.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's right. I forgot about Superman.
ReplyDeleteThe fucked up part about is I was with my ex friend Nick. That weakass didn't do anything. His navy friends which I met about 3 minutes prior came to my defense immediately and were standing right with me. But not him. Fuck him.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't mentioned that guy in a long time. When's the last time you talked to him?
ReplyDeleteNot since January when I told him I was never going to talk to him again.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Nice. So has he ever tried contacting you?
ReplyDelete<----That's him and was taken the day after that happened.
ReplyDeleteThat's your friend Nick?
ReplyDeleteDid you see that shit about a possible lockout, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, after next year EV. I've known about that for awhile. That's one reason guys opted out of contracts.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of basketball, I've been watching the Summer League. DeMarcus Cousins is going to be bad ass.
He's like a lighter version of Medium Pimpin.
ReplyDeleteok truckers. lets get rolling.
ReplyDeleteA couple months before all that happened he called me in the middle of the night crying that some guy wanted to fight him and he ran away all the way home. He was embarassed because his friends in the navy saw him do it.
ReplyDeleteI remember that story of him crying.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, what do you think of DG's ex lover? I mean "friend."
ReplyDeletenew pic. new life.
ReplyDeleteshe had to hang out with bitches to make herslef look tough. until she met a roughneck o.g. like me. now she opens my beer with her pussy.
ReplyDeleteHe was never my ex lover. He was my best friend for 3 years. We never even kissed. I was never attracted to him at all.
ReplyDeleteshe doesnt cross the line with me.
ReplyDeleteNice pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeletearent you glad i finally popped your coochie and made you into a real woman?
ReplyDeletethats dgs ass....for real.
ReplyDeleteIs it? Nice.
ReplyDeleteyeah. right after this pic was taken i went all up in her turdcutter and she sat on the toilet bleeding the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteThat was quite the motel we stayed at on Grand Ave., anon. All 4 hours of it.
ReplyDeletei like when they charge by the hour, when all i need is a few minutes.
ReplyDeletesometimes i just fuck her in the lobby restroom and save $3.50 on the spot!
ReplyDeleteSorry anon. But I am out'ing you. This pic is too good to not show the world.
ReplyDeletehttp://thingsicareabout.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/bruno-to-bruno-tell-me-how-my-ass-tastes.jpg
i dont get it. thats eminem.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he went along with it.
ReplyDeletethe dudes gay. what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteThat's not eminem. But you do kind of look like him. You have the same nose.
ReplyDeletei look nothing like him.
ReplyDeletei look like harvey keitel and john waters.
ReplyDeleteThat is Eminem DG. That was a stunt Bruno did at some awards show.
ReplyDeleteI think you look like Alec Matthews.
ReplyDeleteI figured it had something to do with Bruno.
ReplyDeleteI figured you got that part of it.
ReplyDeletei have been told i look like george foreman and johnny knoxville.
ReplyDeletefor you dg:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o
I listened to that song 4 times today.
ReplyDeleteare you seriously putting up a pic with fucking duck lips? really? this isnt myspace.
ReplyDeleteheres my dark hair pic from a year ago:
ReplyDeletehttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l061dvI4Vi1qzfxkuo1_400.jpg
I was blowing you a kiss anon. Whatever then.
ReplyDeleteIs that a tattoo or a scar?
ReplyDeletewell heres one for you sweety.
ReplyDeletehttp://savingcymbria.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/mirror-41.jpg
scars baby, scars.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to your personal pic.
ReplyDeletei was going for that 'lost in the big city' look.
ReplyDeleteI like how you are changing up pics DG.
ReplyDeleteI'd say you nailed it Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIs that the first digital camera ever?
ReplyDeleteI think it might be.
ReplyDeletei cant wait to get 300. then im gonna comment, 'this is spar....nevermind.'
ReplyDeletewanna see something sexy? here ya go:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233257440_scarlet%20johansson%20posing.gif
Damn Anonymous, I took my 200 victory down because I thought I'd give DG a vacation gift.
ReplyDeleteBut you can do that at 300 if you want.
ReplyDelete<----My friend and I earning free drinks at a bar.
ReplyDeleteThat's a cool pic.
ReplyDeletethat gif reminds me of this @ 0:13
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4
I love this pic because of the piano player in the background.
ReplyDelete