Happy Fourth of July everyone. I figured because Bitchhog made her triumphant return earlier this week, I'd post Drew's friend H.I. again, being she finds him attractive. Plus there's nothing more patriotic than that shirt.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Happy Fourth of July!
Happy Fourth of July everyone. I figured because Bitchhog made her triumphant return earlier this week, I'd post Drew's friend H.I. again, being she finds him attractive. Plus there's nothing more patriotic than that shirt.
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ReplyDeleteHappy 4th yall...
- chef -
he kind of reminds me of Joey Buttafuoco
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CHEF? Long time no see man. How was your trip?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's H.I. from Raising Arizona Astrid.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday America!
ReplyDeleteSo what are you doing today Astrid?
ReplyDeletehappy 5th of june.
ReplyDeleteFunny man, pretty random.
ReplyDeleteyeah. you know me, i spread the cheer. so whats your plans for the 16th of september?
ReplyDeleteNot sure yet. I'm sure it's going to be a huge day whatever day the 16th falls on.
ReplyDeleteSo did you do some drinking and grilling yesterday?
well, i got half of it done. the drinking part. but today its gonna be just grilling....just grilling. new york strip with grilled corn on the cob and mashed potatoes and ice cream. im thinking about chicken breasts as a second main...but i dunno.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds really good.
ReplyDeletei wanted to do burgers and chicken breasts with mozzarella but somebody didnt get burger patties. oh well.
ReplyDeleteThat somebody needs to be taught a lesson.
ReplyDeletelike getting backed into a corner and racked up for about 15 minutes?
ReplyDeleteSomething like that.
ReplyDeleteJust say, "It's for your own good", that way it's justifiable.
ReplyDeleteor i can say it was the werewolf in me?
ReplyDeleteYou could do that. That reasoning usually holds up in court. Just tell the judge and D.A. you just watched the new Twilight and something came out of you. They'll understand.
ReplyDeletei honestly have never met anyone who has watched any of those movies. hopefully the d.a. is a fan tho. he would understand.
ReplyDeleteIf not, just give him the box set of all three movies. By the time it's time for you to actually go to trial, the set will be out. If it's an Special Edition set, they might even give you a settlement for wasting your time.
ReplyDeleteor maybe i can get him to watch all 15 rocky movies?
ReplyDeleteNah, he'd be too fired up and go after you.
ReplyDeleteso you guys have a toyota plant in s.a.?
ReplyDeleteYeah we do. Why do you ask?
ReplyDeletei didnt know that until today. s.a. seems to be a boom town right about now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's been here for awhile. And the job market here is decent. Better than a lot of cities. I was reading where CA is going to start paying a lot of state workers minimum wage because they are so broke. Hilarious. You add in the cost of illegals, CA would have a nice surplus. But nope, people will have to suffer.
ReplyDeleteanon should put on a werewolf tale first... that will make it more believe
ReplyDeleteI heard jobs are good in Atlanta
ReplyDeletei will admit that california has some nice beaches and things like that...but that state went to hell. and i saw that shit about the minimum wage too. thats the dumbest idea i have heard of in a long time. so is arnold gonna call these peoples mortgage companies and tell them to drop the monthly payment to 50 bucks a month? i doubt he will.
ReplyDeleteNo, he won't. But he really didn't have a choice. He's just delaying the inevitable riots, which will be great to watch on television.
ReplyDeletelos angeles is the only place that i know of that riots to celebrate. fucking zoo.
ReplyDeleteand when they really need to riot, they just stand on the sidewalk with signs.
ReplyDeleteL.A. should riot and just burn itself down.
ReplyDeleteand take 98% of cali with it.
ReplyDeleteor we can just sell it back to mexico?
ReplyDeleteIt basically is Mexico, but if we just gave it to that shithole country, the all the Mexifornia scum will just cross that border illegally and fuck up some other states.
ReplyDeleteI think Texas is basically Mexico too
ReplyDeletei would rather live in texas before cali.
ReplyDeletespurs.. do you know anything about balanced scorecards?
ReplyDeleteTexas is basically Mexico, but it's a much better state financially than CA.
ReplyDeleteNo I don't Astrid.
ReplyDeleteand texas isnt full of hippie gypsys.
ReplyDeletenothing is wrong with hippies.. except the music they listen to
ReplyDeleteand that they are unproductive citizens.
ReplyDeleteJust realized I got 4:20. Nice.
ReplyDeletenow the feds are gonna knock down your door! turn off your porch light!
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous. Sadly there are quite a few hippies at Universities, teaching young people their stupid ways.
ReplyDeletethe hippies from the 60's had a reason to be hippies.....the hippies of today are just trying to be cool.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, do you have to do a balanced scorecard or what?
ReplyDeletei was reading that a zombie apocalypse could really happen.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Where were you reading that?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sodahead.com/living/5-scientific-reasons-a-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen-which-do-you-think-will-be-the-actua/question-38318/
ReplyDeleteThat seems realistic.
ReplyDeleteit kinda does. but i have read the zombie survival guide, so i should be alright.
ReplyDeletehave you ever seen that movie the mist? it was based on a book by stephen king.
ReplyDeleteOh, you read it already? I'm trying to locate a copy.
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. Was it good?
ReplyDeletei liked it. some people thought it was lame but i personally thought it was good. id give it a b-.
ReplyDeleteI am doing a balanced scorecard..
ReplyDeleteI have seen The Fog, but never heard of The Mist.. I saw the new version and the old version of The Fog. The older was a lot better..
i got your back, homie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278280003&sr=8-1
Thanks. And only $10.04? I thought it would be about $499 minimum.
ReplyDeleteI didn't read the zombie survival guide.. but I know CBT, so I'll be ok
ReplyDeleteYeah, he'll protect you.
ReplyDeletethe older fog was good. i scared the shit out of me when i saw it. i dont like most of the remakes that are coming out now.
ReplyDeletei agree that 10.04 is a bargain. i would sell it for at least 2 grand. i mean, what price do you put on your own life?
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeletethe dude that wrote that book is the son of mel brooks. hhmmm... i didnt know that.
ReplyDeleteReally? That's funny.
ReplyDeletemaybe that what you and florida anon can do? write books.
ReplyDeleteI saw the original Last House on the Left... it was such a fucked up movie.. I didn't even care about seeing the remake, because I knew there was no way it would compare
ReplyDeleteEV is writing a book.. and I write..
ReplyDeletei saw last house on the left (the original) a long time ago, but i dont remember it. the new one was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Anonymous. Maybe like a coloring book of zombies.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw the new Last House on the Left about a month ago.
ReplyDeleteor maybe make some zombie targets?
ReplyDeleteZombie targets would be a good idea too.
ReplyDeleteor.....maybe osama targets??? theres an original idea!
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought you wrote Obama targets. Those would be great too.
ReplyDeleteim sure they both would be a sell out at tea parties.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. And at any shooting range.
ReplyDeletethats where i saw those osama targets. the dude working the target booth was all like, 'ya wanna git yerself sum oh-samma targets instead?' and i was like, 'do i get the 25 million reward if i shoot him in the face?' and he said no, so i also declined his offer to let me pay twice the amount for a 2 second novelty.
ReplyDeleteok...im gonna play some psp for awhile. peace.
ReplyDeletethe dude working the target booth was all like, 'ya wanna git yerself sum oh-samma targets instead?'
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
All right, later on man.
ReplyDeleteI can see Drew and this guy creeping Seaside Heights just to be in the background of a Jersey Shore episode.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG. I can see that too.
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th! Even though it did not feel like a holiday to me. Maybe when the sky lights up later it will.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope you are wearing your shirt like H.I.'s today. Every man across america should have one on today. And if you don't, you are not a man.
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th to you as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, sadly I'm not wearing a shirt like that. I'm wearing shorts like that, but they look like daisy dukes.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds really hot. You should post a pic on here of you wearing them.
ReplyDeleteOh well, I'm out. No drinking for me tonight though. Too much of a hassle to figure out how I will get home and go to work in the morning.
I'm afraid people couldn't handle me in them (envy, desire), so I can't take a picture.
ReplyDeleteHave fun tonight DG. Be safe.
The thought of spurs in daisy dukes is making me randy... I feel all hot and stuff!
ReplyDeleteAnd to be on Jersey Shore, you have to be able to get chicks and defend yourself in a bar fight... Drew can't do either
I am working on a balanced scorecard.. this sucks
ReplyDeleteRandy? Nice choice of words Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hadn't even heard of one. I looked it up, looks like it would suck.
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. if you and Fl Anon write a book.. write a tell all about Nik Richie..
ReplyDeleteIf he gets a reality show, your market will blow up.. OK, well not exactly, since his show will probably bomb, but still. It's an idea
Thanks for the idea Astrid.
ReplyDeletefor some reason your daisy dukes are making me sing... lemme see your tootsie roll
ReplyDeleteThat's my theme song.
ReplyDeletewhat is that song about... tootsie roll.. that makes me think of poop
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's not about poop Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI just looked on the urban dictionary and it says
ReplyDeleteAnother "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...
that isn't very funny..
I thought it was going to be something dirty
ReplyDeleteYeah, that wasn't very good.
ReplyDeleteoh man....i ate way too much.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeletenothing much...just relaxing. too much of a good thing can be bad after all.
ReplyDeleteWhat all did you eat?
ReplyDeletepasta salad, new york strip, grilled corn on the cob, and rocky road ice cream.
ReplyDeleteSounds great.
ReplyDeleteoh man, the steak was done just right. it looked like the kind of steak you see in a commercial. i love my cooking.
ReplyDeleteYou should open a restaurant.
ReplyDeletenaw, too many steakhouses already. maybe.....a mexican place? there are NO mexican places here.
ReplyDeletewhat about san an? any mexican joints there? besides the weed?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good idea.
ReplyDeletePlenty of Mexican joints
ReplyDeletemaybe we could open....an chinese place?
ReplyDeleteI eat lots of grilled food too.. anon to grill potatoes? I put garlic, glazed mushrooms on my steak too.. it's tasty. Tonight I ate cheesy ravioli.. haha
ReplyDeletei just make mashed potatoes. i have been thinking about baking some potatoes tho. i think next weekend im going to.
ReplyDeleteThere are enough Chinese places here.
ReplyDeletewell, looks like im gonna have to see if i can get on that hells kitchen show.
ReplyDeleteThat would be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteok guys. im gonna kick back and let my food settle. be back later.
ReplyDeleteThat guy does seem like a major prick.
ReplyDeleteLater man.
ReplyDeleteI have 10 pages of work so far.. and I have more to go..
ReplyDeleteI am so happy campus is closed tomorrow for the holiday
I didn't know this would take so long..
do you say pop or soda
ReplyDeleteDamn, 20 pages?
ReplyDelete10 pgs double spaced..
ReplyDeletewatching the twilight zone now and hoping to fall asleep soon
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hope to go to bed at a decent hour. I think I might go grocery shopping though.
ReplyDeleteI saw a man tonight wearing the flag shirt. Once again, a picture moment without a camera.
ReplyDeleteStupid comments. I hate when they fuck up.
ReplyDeleteDamn DG, you always forget your camera.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with the comments now?
ReplyDeleteI don't have a camera. Remember it fell into the ocean?
ReplyDeleteThat's right. It did. Sorry, I didn't realize you'd comment back so fast.
ReplyDeleteStill, you should have gone out and bought a new camera.
ReplyDeleteI opened up this page to a fine piece. Thanks, Spurs! I am gonna go riot in your honor!
ReplyDeleteFunny Bitchhog. And you're welcome. How was the boat?
ReplyDeleteIt was awesome! Nothing like drinking in bikini and showing everyone my best jawdropping dance moves.
ReplyDeleteNice. So they were impressed?
ReplyDeleteBy "they" I mean everyone.
ReplyDeleteHell Yeah!
ReplyDeleteHow was your fourth?
Mine was good thanks. I was going to take today off too, but I'm at work now. I think I'll only stay till 2:00 or 3:00 though.
ReplyDeletedid you wear your old glory speedo?
ReplyDeleteI like the changing of your name. And yes, I was wearing my speedo, but it was covered up by my American flag daisy dukes.
ReplyDeleteI didn't go swimming yesterday, sadly. It was cloudy and gloomy, and that's just not the same.
ReplyDeleteActually, the fog here did not clear up until 5pm. fucking california doesn't get anything right.
ReplyDeleteI just glanced at some of the comments above. You know what I hate about hippies? The way they talk. The word magical should never be used colloqially.
It's been raining here a lot. When it rains my cows and other animals don't like it. Then this morning I went and checked my oil wells, and they are flooded.
ReplyDeleteNothing magical about that. Nice throw in of colloqially Bitchhog.
And at least in CA you don't have oil washing on your shores.
ReplyDeleteI know you love California. All you outsiders complain, yet I haven't seen hard times. The sky is not falling.
ReplyDeleteIt's magical here.
ReplyDeleteIs it? I should be there then.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ci_15123363?IADID=Search-www.santacruzsentinel.com-www.santacruzsentinel.com
ReplyDelete'It is very rare that the agency gets reports of such crime, he said.'
ReplyDeleteYou'd hope so. The guy in 2003 was a real prize too. A Shetland pony? You know he has taste.
The guy was cleared after the newspaper posted his picture. His life is ruined. People just snicker at him.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that was back in May. He had his picture posted? Poor guy.
ReplyDeleteOh, DG visited your great state a few weeks ago. I told her she should be known as Benedict Arnold being CA boycotted AZ.
ReplyDeleteI came in a little late this morning, and my boss had made coffee. It's not as good as mine, and I write that with confidence.
ReplyDeleteYes. There were a few articles about it. You mentioned animals and that came to mind immediately. sorry.
ReplyDeleteGotta run. byeeeeeeeee
I have a feeling CBT is lurking and not commenting because he is afraid.
See you later Bitchhog. CBT is probably hiding in the woods after seeing your name.
ReplyDeleteI was with DG. and Francois.
ReplyDeleteand I think it is hilarious that there is a boycott of AZ
I thought you might find that to be ridiculous. I was going to call you up during the peak of that deal, but I figured you wouldn't even answer my call, so I just imagined the conversation. It was magical.
ReplyDeleteGood work on the coffee. If you need something to fall back on, you can always be a barista.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. Maybe I could set up my own little coffee cart in Santa Cruz. I wouldn't want to use anyone's beans. Just mine.
ReplyDeletegoodness, I can see it now. You in your magical old glory...popping balloons with those milky white thighs.
ReplyDeleteyou are such a weirdo.
Deviant would be a more appropriate word.
ReplyDeleteThat will work. I really love this photo. I forgot all about it. After a year, it still makes me laugh...or at least smile.
ReplyDeleteHave a magical day, Spurs.
I'm glad it brought a smile to your face Bitchhog. You have a great day as well. It was nice chatting with you.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good 4th Spurs. I spent the day with the same friends and this guy wore the same shirt. He did have on the same short shorts but blue this year. I have some pics of new retards I'll post. You have my permission to jack them, LOL!
ReplyDeleteHey, same to you Drew. You have a good time?
ReplyDeleteMan, if you have a pic of this guy again, that would be great. Post away.
Drew is this guy single?
ReplyDeleteYeah Drew, hook her up with Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI think Bitchhog would fight you over him Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI think Bitchhog is madly in love with Drew, like DG is with Spurs.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI didn't read the zombie survival guide.. but I know CBT, so I'll be ok
SPURS FAN said...
Yeah, he'll protect you."
Maybe. Depends on how well she gives head.
What's up CBT? I think she's probably good at it.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing I'd be scared of is some dykey bitch from CA. Y'all need to stop fucking with zombies and read up on how to survive after the grocery stores run out of food and can't restock. It ain't imminent, but it'll happen someday. Y'all out there in the desert are truly fucked when it does. Cactus lacks nutrients. In fact the Ethiopians'll eatin' better.
ReplyDeleteYou really do think there's going to be a food shortage don't you CBT?
ReplyDeleteI just got back from STL. Great time. I spent most of the last day and half balls deep in tight 20 year old black pussy. STL also puts on one hell of a fireworks show on the 4th.
ReplyDeleteSounds like your 4th was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteSpurs y'all don't realize how fragile the infrastructure that supplies food in this country is. The percentage of the produce that feeds America that's either imported or grown in the San Joaquin Valley is astronomical. I forgot the exact number, but it shocked the shit outta me.
ReplyDeleteEven more fragile is the infrastructure that supplies electricity, cell signals, sattelite TV. I'm serious about this. This country could go technologically from 2010 to 1870 in a matter of hours.
"This country could go technologically from 2010 to 1870 in a matter of hours."
ReplyDeleteI do agree with you there.
the sky is falling! the sky is falling!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteIt was good Fourth Spurs.
ReplyDeleteBtw, that comment about me being scared of Bitchhog? I been shot at, mortared and strafed. I've been thrown out of perfectly good airplanes. I've ridden bulls and mean ass broncs. I worked for a guy who shot and killed one of my customers in his office. I've snorted coke with gangbangers and meth with one percenters. I've been married to two redheads. I fathered a child with Kelly Jo Higgins. Why in the holy hell would anyone think I'd be scared of some ignorant, penisless, yammering California cunt that can't do shit but type words on a blog at me?
I'm sure Bitchhog will think about your words CBT. Oh damn, there she is.
ReplyDeleteanna faris has a nice ass:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2010/07/anna-faris-is-completely-naked/anna_faris_naked_6/
btw, hi bh!
ignorant doesn't describe me. you know that much.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't ignorant Bitchhog, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteVictory. 200.
ReplyDeleteand ceebs is gone again.
ReplyDeletespurs is lurking for the 200's on the posts now.
ReplyDeleteso how have you been bh?
Anonymous, I don't believe the sky is falling. I do believe the possibility's high enough to prepare for it. Unlike most survivalists, I hope I never have to use the shit I know. I like Air4 conditioning and Direct TV. I like the grocery store. Deer meat needs to be cooked in an equal amount by weight of beef or pork fat to be vaguely palatable to me. There's a bunch of old boys 'roun' hyere hope it happens and soon. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteI have to go again. I must go watch Drew's site for new pics of sir H.I.
ReplyDeleteActually I just lucked into that one Anonymous. I do like to lurk womens bathrooms though.
ReplyDeleteSo BH, is it hard to get a guy to fuck you after he finds out your pussy has teeth?
ReplyDelete