Friday, July 2, 2010
Paris Hilton arrested at the World Cup for smoking weed
I figured this would be fitting to post being we were discussing shrooms, weed and acid on the post below. Talk about a good story gone bad. At first I thought of all the fantasies I could have of her being locked up in a South African jail and all the bad (good) sexual activity that would be forced on her. Sadly she was released. Fantasy over.
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you can still fantasize spurs
ReplyDeletecbt doesn't let the real world get in the way
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the more realistic the scenario, the better the fantasy.
ReplyDeleteGood one Astrid. That's true.
ReplyDeleteI was reading where Tiger's wife is getting $100 million, not $750 million. That's more in line.
ReplyDelete100 million? i think the entire male population just exhaled a sigh of relief. i know i did. tiger, play on playa! paris hilton, go die....slowy.....over the course of 2 weeks. thanks!
ReplyDeleteI gave my ex a lot higher percentage of my net worth and that was before Twitter and texting.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.egotastic.com/image?path=1006/renee-olstead-blue-bikini-02.jpg&info=Renee%20Olstead%20Blue%20Bikini
ReplyDeleteThat's that Renee chick I mentioned on the last post. Her last name is Olstead, not Olsen. The little bitch is fire.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=1006/renee-olstead-mtv-01.jpg&info=Renee%20Olstead%20at%20a%20Pre-MTV%20Movie%20Awards%20Gifting%20Suite
ReplyDeleteOne more.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=1006/renee-olstead-vote-32.jpg&info=Renee%20Olstead,%20Hottest%20Vegetarian
ReplyDeleteThat almost makes me believe in divine inspiration.
http://101reasonstokillallthelawyers.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteFor Wop.
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Definitely a better way to drum up publicity than having sex on camera.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, fellas?
ReplyDeleteI guess it's later than I thought...
ReplyDeleteI am watching Whale Wars..
ReplyDeletedid everyone die at once?
ReplyDeleteYeah, $100 million is more in line Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYour Renee chick is pretty hot CBT.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, yeah I see they are having a marathon on Animal Planet.
ReplyDeleteHey TX, kind of a late date. Where are you two going?
ReplyDeleteEconomist:
ReplyDeleteThe sex tape always works best.
Well we are going for a ride in his car, lol, it reminds me of paul walker from The Fast and the Furious, its really nice but has all kinds of shit on it like that movie...then we are going to just hang out here, he doesn't drink and drive (a first for me) so we are gonna drink some more and hes gonna stay with me. Nothing good is going to happen though bc my room-mate advised that if he really likes me he would understand that we are NOT having sex. So if he likes me then he will be cool with it, and if not then we can just be friends and he can sleep on the couch :)
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he'll just go out to KITT and chop off his balls when you tell him that.
ReplyDeleteBut you're right, if he's a good guy he'll understand.
ReplyDeleteSucks when 108 degree highs are considered "getting cooler." It was like 115 today.
ReplyDeleteI had to apply an extra pat of GB.
ReplyDeleteDamn, 115? It's been raining here because of that hurricane but I think it's supposed to clear up tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteExtra Gold Bond? Then it was a good day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure the news said it reached 114 or 115.
ReplyDeleteThat's nuts. Did you see where New York offered Amare the max? Dumbasses.
ReplyDeleteI didn't, but I saw that New York, the Bulls and a few other teams were very interested in him. I'm still pulling for Dirk, maybe Lee. Best we could do if we lose Amare, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Suns signed Hakim Warrick, so that's something. And they resigned Frye.
ReplyDeleteI see where Steve Blake signed with the Lakers.
ReplyDeleteI like how Borders has now changed their categories.
ReplyDeleteFiction, Non-Fiction, Children's Books, Teens Books, Romance Books, Twatlight series.
Apparently these books are pretty popular now?
They have a Twilight section? Terrible.
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely down with Frye. I think he should have been most improved player of the year.
ReplyDeleteWell, with them signing Warrick, I guess they know that Amare is going to leave.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of those books sold only to be thrown on the shelf after the buyer realized it didn't have the cast / CGI that made the movies interesting.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteAmare is gone. He opted out and Sarver ended negotiations immediately on max contract terms.
ReplyDeleteEither Amare takes what he's being offered to be on a contender or he spends the rest of his career wishing he stayed with a pass-first PG.
ReplyDeleteYep, if he goes to New York he'll quickly regret it.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of hoping he goes to Chicago. Not only because I don't like the Bulls and don't want them to go anywhere, but because I know Amare won't get shit from Rose.
ReplyDeleteNew York would be better because he'll get booed faster there.
ReplyDeleteWell, also because I figure his presence in Chicago will prevent them from landing Bron or Wade.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. I really hope LeBron stays in Cleveland. He's supposed to make a decision by Monday, so we'll see.
ReplyDeleteThis is aggravating. I went to three Borders looking for those books. Then I discovered you can just check their site for availability, and none of the Borders in AZ have them in stock. Now I'm trying to order them on their site, and the shipping thing is messed up and not finishing the order.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you try Amazon?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think of it, but I'll go there next. Hopefully I don't have to start a profile and all of that bullshit.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pretty easy setup, buy yeah, you have to register.
ReplyDeleteDamn, they have the other books I was looking for in paperback. Now I might have to get those as well.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. Yeah, Amazon has a lot of books.
ReplyDeletehey spursies
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam? How's it going?
ReplyDeleteIt is going good. Bored blah blah I am stuck in Socal another week and a half eek
ReplyDeletestill drews favorite read of all time:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Ways-Make-Ramen-Noodles-Cookbook/dp/0962633526/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278136509&sr=1-3
you ?
ReplyDeleteNot much Pam, just relaxing. What are you going to do in Santa Barbara? And where are you going after that?
ReplyDeletesuddenly my keyboard is itchy. oh hey...thats why.
ReplyDeleteThat comment about Drew's favorite read was funny.
ReplyDeleteI am working here and my boyfriends friends house still until our apartment is ready for us on the 12th in Tahoe =)
ReplyDeletemy older brother used to think ramen would give him samurai skills.
ReplyDeleteHey, was that asian guy posted at thedirty your boyfriend Pam?
ReplyDeleteFunny, why did he think that?
ReplyDeleteYes thats him hes not really asian he grew up in socal he snowboards lol
ReplyDeletehaha omg yeah he is asian but like my insides are more asian then hisLOL
ReplyDeletebecause its an oriental food. and all those z grade kung fu movies from the 80's sometimes had samurai kicking ass while eating noodles.
ReplyDeleteGood deal. Even saved $1 going with Amazon.
ReplyDeleteSo you two didn't break up Pam? And what are you going to do in Tahoe?
ReplyDeleteMakes sense Anonymous. I'm buying ramen this weekend.
ReplyDeleteThat's good EV.
ReplyDeletehhhmmmm.....im thinking ramen as well. i will make a suit of ramen and wear it while i rob banks!
ReplyDeleteNow I have to wait 'til the 9th. Might as well buy another book to read by then.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be indestructible Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat all did you order EV?
ReplyDeletebullets would be absorbed by my ramen suit. impossible to defeat. so whats everyones (excluding pam) plans for july 3rd?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure yet Anonymous. What about you?
ReplyDeleteThese:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Letters-Young-Contrarian-Art-Mentoring/dp/0465030335/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278137285&sr=1-5
http://www.amazon.com/No-One-Left-Lie-Values/dp/1859842844/ref=pd_sim_b_9
I was going to get two more Hitchens books, but I didn't want to drop more than $30 and they might be available in-store.
Funny. Hey Drew.
ReplyDeleteWe did break up for like 10 hours - I read it on the dirty too lol people freak out about stuff so easily, I have deleted all traces to people finding my personal life other than a personal facebook where people are only able to be my friend if we are actually friends lol or family, I didn't realize people feed off of my extra curicular life such as a boyfriend and I never thought they would hurt me by using him.. thats the worse.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, we are happy together I cant wait for Tahoe, he is a snow boarder so he spends the season grinding ;) and I guess I will spend it learning how to be cold! lol but right now the lake is amazing!
That's cool EV.
ReplyDeletelet me see. july 3rd i will be drinking and relaxing until later in the day when i will be grilling.
ReplyDeleteSo you deleted all your twitter garbage? That's good. And yeah, you should enjoy Tahoe. Nice deal you set up for yourself Pam.
ReplyDeleteSo very soon you'll be drinking and grilling.
ReplyDeleteGlen Beck is on :)
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
ReplyDeleteyup. those are my plans for the weekend pretty much.
ReplyDeleteAlright, Spurs, I'm out. See ya later.
ReplyDeleteSounds relaxing Anonymous.
ReplyDeletelol yes I will be a normal girl ;).. woo. I really doubt anyone reads this garbage in tahoe! lol. not your site.. its pure lovelyness... yeaah.. I can't drink, I am not productive when I do! lol. I lived there for a week so far and I acutally miss it! but two weeks in SB is not bad I suppose other than I am just working non stop lol
ReplyDeleteLater on EV. Have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteWhat have you been doing in Santa Barbara Pam?
ReplyDeleteI'm not done yet Easy V!
ReplyDeleteSo what are your plans this weekend Drew?
ReplyDeleteYo puck. Remember that night i called the Hollywood/Dania police?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, work tomorrow and picnic Sunday
ReplyDeleteOh, and is your friend H.I. going to be there too with his American flag t-shirt?
ReplyDeleteyeah big drew your such a good friend, I am glad my naive 20 year old self thought I could ask some one for help and keep it a secret - Silly ME.
ReplyDeletelol, oh well, anyways Spurs, I have been just webcamming it up - nothing too raunchy. I am paid salary so its really very pg 13 in my life, I am working right now lol.
drew called the feds on pam?
ReplyDeleteSalary? Good deal Pam. And that's good it's "nothing too raunchy."
ReplyDeletenot like the whole world hasnt seen her shit anyway.
ReplyDeleteFunny man.
ReplyDeleteThe Cardinellis offered me a job at their Toyota store in Tahoe last fall. I bailed when I found out the place also sold snow blowers and they sold more of them than they did Toyotas. Beautiful place, though.
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteHi Astrid. Today I'm gonna be a gentleman to you.
ReplyDeleteWas CBT rude to you Astrid?
ReplyDeleteHave a nice 4th of July too CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u? What's up Astrid?
ReplyDeleteJust watching football..
ReplyDeleteYou mean soccer? Same here.
ReplyDeleteGermany kicked so much as earlier... and Paraguay and Spain are sucking, so I think they can def beat whoever wins
ReplyDeleteYeah I saw Germany whipped Argentina.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why the crowds are screaming so loud when somebody is scoring.. I think this game is kind of boring
ReplyDeleteIt's gotten really interesting this last minute.
ReplyDeleteThat sequence was very entertaining.
ReplyDeletedo you really want Paraguay to win?
ReplyDeleteI don't care either way.
ReplyDeleteActually if Paraguay won it would be better than Spain winning, so yeah, I guess I'd like to see Paraguay win.
ReplyDeletewhy are you watching if you have no passion? If I have to shove my cell phone between my tits while wearing a German flag shit, and do the three invisible dick pose I will
ReplyDeleteBecause I wanted to check out at least one more game. The next games aren't until Tuesday, and I won't be able to watch those.
ReplyDeleteI think it will be funny if the game runs into overtime because nobody can score.. lol
ReplyDelete0-0.. all the way to the penalty shootout
I wouldn't mind watching a shootout.
ReplyDeleteshit... it probably won't run into overtime now
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteits 4:20 here
ReplyDeleteFunny, you should have lit one up.
ReplyDeletewere you born in texas spurs?
ReplyDeleteYep. And where were you born?
ReplyDeleteChicago
ReplyDeleteso you're a Texan through and through.. haha
ReplyDeleteCool. So do you have any plans for this weekend?
ReplyDeletehomework and whatever my sister plans
ReplyDeleteYou'll graduate after this summer won't you?
ReplyDeleteyea.. I need to go to the store
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
ReplyDeleteGoing to go shopping? I think I am going to go get something to eat. Later on Astrid.
Poor Paris. The world cup is boring so what else was she supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on DG? I think all charges were dropped, I just didn't feel the need to update it.
ReplyDeleteReally? Now that's wrong. I like when Paris gets in trouble. It humbles her for about 3 minutes or so.
ReplyDeleteTrue, maybe she would have gone on Larry King again talking about all the charity work she's going to do.
ReplyDeleteI am so tired. I am going to sleep well tonight.
ReplyDeleteI was about to ask how the hiking went. Have a good time?
ReplyDeleteYeah. It is really beautiful down there but it was hot and dusty hiking. And it's such a steep hike and worse carrying such a heavy backpack. Every muscle on my body is just aching right now.
ReplyDeleteI was in Italy when she was in jail.. but I heard that she was crying and talking about how religious she was, and she turned to God when she was in slammer...
ReplyDeletethey didn't give her lotion or a razor.. and they made her sleep on an uncomfortable bed
yea.. it sounded real rough
You should sleep well then DG. Plus you have some vodka laying around, you could drink a little of that. Or take some of you assortment of pills.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she did say she turned to God while in jail Astrid.
ReplyDeletewhen I was at the store, I read the headlines on the tabloid mags.. One said van der sloot agreed to marry some girl.. lol
ReplyDeleteI heard that he has been getting marriage proposals for a long time
Yes I do have a nice pill assortment. It's actually nice to finally not need any of them now and feel fully awake.
ReplyDeleteThey better make it quick Astrid, he won't be alive much longer.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that judge got reelected... I would have voted for him
ReplyDeleteSo do you have to work tomorrow DG?
ReplyDeletehey dg.. have you seen Eclipse yet
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid. I hate Twilight. It's one of the biggest marketing scams ever.
ReplyDeleteYes I do work tomorrow but we close early which is cool.
Are you going to go see it this weekend Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI might.. I have nothing else to do
ReplyDeleteYou going to wear your Team Queer (or whatever the names of those two are) shirt?
ReplyDeleteJust saw a Burger King commercial. Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI don't really care... I don't read the books. I started watching the movies, now I just want to see how they end
ReplyDeleteWell, TX wrote that her roommate thought it was better than New Moon.
ReplyDeleteI see that the Last Airbender is out too... so maybe I'll see that instead
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that came out as well. I forgot to mention that to you.
ReplyDeletedid I tell you about the feminist I met... she went to see Eclipse opening night, and she said all these little girls were screaming when Jacob came on. She saw a bunch of Twilight mom's gushing and screaming too.. LOL
ReplyDeleteShe is writing a dissertation on Twilight, so that is why she went
A dissertation on Twilight? I can understand girls screaming, but grown women too?
ReplyDeletea lot of older women like Twilight too
ReplyDelete.. and most feminists don't like Twilight
twilight grandmas
ReplyDeleteI can see where feminists wouldn't like it. And you're right. Twilight grandmas.
ReplyDeletehttp://shop.cafepress.com/twilight-grandma
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty lame.
ReplyDeleteI can see where feminists wouldn't like it.
ReplyDeletereally, spurs? or are you just saying that because you can see why nobody would like it?
Well, it's that one chick weak and useless?
ReplyDeletekind of .. she lets edward treat her like shit and keeps going back to him, and the writer presents it like that is true love... she even makes parallels to Romeo and Juliette.
ReplyDeleteAlso the werewolf guys can't control their anger... and they freak out and one mangles his girlfriend up really bad. Her face is nasty and beat up... she stays with him, and he's like... sorry babe, it was an accident
That's a positive message to young impressionable women.
ReplyDeletethe thing that freaks me out... is that edward is like 100 years old, and he is messing around with a high school girl..
ReplyDeleteIt's just a book, but it's funny.. You'd think he would get sick and tired of always being high school and dealing with dumb teenagers. I know I would
Good point. Sad they are getting rich over that.
ReplyDeletethe writer is Mormon, spurs... sexism has ingrained in her since she was born..
ReplyDeleteI didn't know she was Mormon.
ReplyDeleteand Jacob, the werewolf, imprints with Bella and Edward's daughter.. she is a baby..
ReplyDeleteit basically means he loves he'll stay with her forever..
That movie SALT looks cool
I've heard of that movie.
ReplyDeleteWe have some really smart people painting our buildings where I live. They have blocked my car in more than once and now they painted my balcony and left my swing right in front of my balcony door.
ReplyDeleteThis is yet another reason why I am for the imigration law.
Funny, you think the ones painting were illegals?
ReplyDeleteIdk but if they were legal they need to be deported anyway.
ReplyDeleteSo basically you are for deporting idiots.
ReplyDeleteI just was at my parents house and I found a hurt bird by the tree. I called my mom and she told me to just leave it there. But since I have such a huge heart I wanted to at least move it and give it some food and water. There are alot of coyotes and I didn't want him to get eaten. So I go inside to get some bread and walk back out and the bird's head is face down with its eyes closed. It died in just that short time. Poor little bird.
ReplyDeleteYes I am spurs. If I can get this idiot law passed say goodbye to Drew.
ReplyDeleteBummer. Did you try reviving the bird with CPR?
ReplyDeleteFunny, they can drop Drew off in Italy, so he can pretend to be Italian there.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteDown at the beach earlier.. Shit storm has arrieved as expected
ReplyDeleteHey spurz you making any money of your website yet?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? The oil?
ReplyDeleteNope, haven't made a penny.
ReplyDeleteReally??
ReplyDeleteThat's right DG, 200 again.
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They say you're worth almost 10 grand? no?
So is it impossible to make money off a website or what. I've been brainstorming some ideas lately,, but don't know if it's worth it or not?
ReplyDeleteNo man, I don't know where they get that info, but I haven't made anything. I could have made a little with Google Adsense, but they banned my account. The only ad on here is that Twitter ad, and that hasn't brought in shit.
ReplyDeleteIf you are going to do a site, I'd sell something or make it a membership site. Something like that. I mean, you could start a blog and end up like Perez Hilton, but the odds of that are pretty slim.
ReplyDeleteSo I made a sports blog sight that brought in decent traffic it still wouldnt make shit??
ReplyDeleteWell, you'd have to get a lot of visitors in order to try to sell advertising. You could make some money off adsense if the content is good.
ReplyDeleteI want to figure out how to make some money on line on the side. Not talking about big Drew style.
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