Thursday, July 15, 2010

Horned man tries to run over landlord with minivan



TULSA, OK -- A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon.

Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200 block of South Delaware Place.

Thornhill's mother told police she and her neighbor, who is Jesse Thornhill's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."

She told police there was an altercation Tuesday evening and that Jesse left the residence, but then came back and tried to hit his landlord with his van.

The landlord jumped out of the way and was not injured.

This guy should have no problem getting a high paying job. And I really like those snaps he put below his horns.

387 comments:

  1. Was this guy on TV at some point? He looks familiar for some reason.

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  2. Why would you want horns permanently on your head? Especially since they look like 2 mini-cocks. This guy is special.

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  3. Good question. What can you possibly do with two horns growing out of your head? Tattoo artist or Haunted House worker?

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  4. Maybe thats why he has those things under the horns. He has a mask that snaps on and stays on tight while he pulls a tough 8 hour shit at the haunted house.

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  5. That's probably the case. And I like the mom--

    "Thornhill's mother told police she and her neighbor, who is Jesse Thornhill's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."

    You think?

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  6. Are those carvings along the side of his head and cheek?

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  7. That's what I was wondering too.

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  8. hahahaha, I am surprised. I would have thought he was a delight to deal with.

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  9. I know. I always show my love by trying to run someone over.

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  10. He probably does. I think I'm going to do my eyebrows like that.

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  11. i bet this dude works for a fortune 100 company.

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  12. BTW, I got another site worth checking out. Its an oldie but goody. Its one of the sites I check every few weeks because they have cool shit you dont find other places.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/

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  13. I was reading where Beavis and Butthead are going to be back on MTV. That's great. First show they've put on worth watching since Beavis and Butthead.

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  14. I was thinking he's the CEO of one Anonymous.

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  15. Spurs, if you do that to your eyebrows you will be the man and many, many women will sleep with you at... all at the same time.

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  16. maybe hes a chief executive for wells fargo? he has that professional look.

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  17. Thanks Miami. I've been checking out idontlikeyouinthatway.com since you recommended it.

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  18. Anon,

    his carvings scream high powered exec

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  19. That's the hope with the eyebrow. Chicks galore.

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  20. those aint scars...theyre battle wounds from wall street. corporate takeovers are the same as a roman army attack.

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  21. Spurs,

    Yeah, I feel a parallel between our office situations. Well, maybe just that we have internet and look at different shit in between work. Nevertheless, I was looking at it earlier and I thought you might appreciate it.

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  22. Thanks. And yeah, I spend a lot of time screwing around on the internet.

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  23. I think I'm going to leave early today though.

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  24. The way I look at it Spurs, is that I can speed through my work and do it all at once, but that is more likely to get more work on my desk than a raise. This way I set the bar real low and always meet expectations with flying colors.

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  25. Spurs, run free son. Run and never look back.

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  26. I like your philosphy at work. And yeah, I'm thinking it's going to be leaving time in about five minutes.

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  27. once he leaves we can vandalize his page.

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  28. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon Spurs,... these animals are giving me actual work today and I may have to stay till 6pm!! oh the horror!!

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  29. lets photoshop a spurs pic to include horns

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  30. OZ first great idea I've ever heard from you. Lets do it.

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  31. I dont know how to photoshop. Anon?

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  32. i can do some shopping. wanna fuck up spurs pic?

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  33. "SPURS FAN said...
    I think I'm going to leave early today though.

    Miami said...
    Spurs, run free son. Run and never look back."

    Spurs living his "Office Space" life.

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  34. I blew off a day and a half and went to STL.

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  35. "OZ said...
    lets photoshop a spurs pic to include horns"

    Photoshop him where it looks like DG gave him his dick back.

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  36. Anonymous, you could have vandalized the page.

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  37. I'm worn out. Rudy conned me into going to STL yesterday. I got back here around 5:30. At 3:00 AM, while you and EV were talking about some variety sports, I'm sure, I was fucking Ms. Huxtable for the third time.

    I'm gettin' too old for this shit. I mean, I still like to do all the same stuff I used to do when I was in my 20's, I just like to do it all by 11:00 PM

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  38. So Spurs, did you go get wild and crazy this afternoon? Maybe went to Office Depot to look for a new red Swingline, or maybe Staples for a new three ring binder?

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  39. Or maybe drove to Domino's again?

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  40. This guy looks like he would be kinda cute if he lost the horns and the carvings. And the tattoos.
    And picked a different color shirt.

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  41. i couldnt find a pic that has the right skin color. its pretty much impossible to match transparent. you luck out this time, spurs.

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  42. I was thinkin' you could use Kip from Futurama, Anonymous. I bet that's close.

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  43. Translucent, with a tinge of green.

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  44. This guy is HOT. He is mine. I am claiming him.

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  45. You are welcome for the unique hit today spurs. Just shove that in Drew's face since that's important to him.

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  46. Since when does MJK drive a minivan?

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  47. hey rq! good to see you around again.

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  48. Wow RQ you hit the nail on the head with that one !!

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  49. BTW RQ where you been hanging out ? the shemale section of cam4 ?

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  50. I love it when RQ shows up. It's like the neighborhood's crazy lady who comes out on the porch once a month and screams at the kids playing in the street.

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  51. "This guy looks like he would be kinda cute if he lost the horns and the carvings. And the tattoos.
    And picked a different color shirt."

    So pretty much a different guy completely kinkyb!tch.

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  52. "i couldnt find a pic that has the right skin color. its pretty much impossible to match transparent. you luck out this time, spurs."

    Lucky me Anonymous.

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  53. "You are welcome for the unique hit today spurs. Just shove that in Drew's face since that's important to him."

    Thanks a lot DG. I think I can now solicit advertisers.

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  54. "So Spurs, did you go get wild and crazy this afternoon? Maybe went to Office Depot to look for a new red Swingline, or maybe Staples for a new three ring binder?"

    I did CBT.

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  55. Giggity Giggity, RQ doesn't do cam action. That's Pam's gig.

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  56. oh yea Spurs you're right, what would be the point anyways he/she would only have 0 viewers

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  57. What's up DG? Having a good time? Sorry about your sunburn.

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  58. Yes. I love the weather here. But I'm not sunburn everywhere. Just on the back of my legs right behind my knees. It's annoying.

    It's nice to actually drive with the top down out here and not feel like I am being roasted.

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  59. That's good. So you are showing off your "beauty" to CA with the top down? What do they think?

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  60. Yes. That's where I will be in 2 hours. The shuttle leaves at 10:15.

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  61. They love it. I've already had to outrun the paparazzi twice and sign 4 autographs.

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  62. Just 4? If I was out there, I would have already signed 400.

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  63. I fell asleep on the beach yesterday. It wasn't so bad. I think I'm just going to be one of the homeless and live there.

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  64. You should do that. Maybe you can get a Hollywood star to invite you home. Like a Baldwin.

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  65. Well, I am no longer in 'hollywood'. I am in Valencia so I'm hiding out here.

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  66. Baldwin lives in NY and filed for bankruptcy last year so our future is over.

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  67. I understand that genius. But it's not as if Hollywood clowns just stay there. You could run into a star anywhere you go. Of course you won't, but still. You could.

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  68. I'm driving through Malibu tomorrow. I was thinking of stopping by Mel's house and consoling him.

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  69. And I was referring to Alec Baldwin, not Alec Matthews. We already know you want him.

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  70. I met Stephen, Spurs. The married one with 4 kids. Not the single successful one.

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  71. This guy in Venice Beach yesterday tried to approach me and start a sob story about money and I told him before I had to listen to his bullshit that I had no cash. He told me where the atm was so I could get him money.

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  72. Then I had another guy who looked about 19 come up to me and couldn't even talk right he was so fucked up. All I got out of his speech was something about muscle relaxers and $5. If only he knew, I had a whole purse full. But muscle relaxers never did that to me so I must not have the same kind.

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  73. They have a medical marijuana store there too. Would you like a souvenier?

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  74. He was probably on a combination of pills.

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  75. I'd love a souvenir if you were serious.

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  76. There is a parking lot with a bunch of old broken down motorhomes all painted and stuff where some of the homeless hippies live. I watched one take a wheel chair out and carry it somewhere and sit in it to beg for money.

    Most of the time the homeless don't bother anyone. They just lay on the beach and smoke weed all day.

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  77. That sounds fun. And nice trick with the wheelchair.

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  78. I will take a pic of the weed store tomorrow so you can just wish that was the view across the street from where you live.

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  79. Yeah, take some pics. And take your camera to Six Flags. I'm sure you'll see some goofs there.

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  80. All I have is my phone camera which takes horrible pics. If it's an object and doesn't move, and my hand stays perfectly still and the sun is in the perfect spot, then and only then the picture still looks bad but you can actually figure out what it is I took a pic of.

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  81. Buy me a new camera. Or better yet, set out on a voyage to find my camera at the bottom of the ocean. And then fix it.

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  82. I'll bring along Jacques Cousteau.

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  83. This hotel is nice. We get a full breakfast and free shuttle service to the park. And we have a fridge and microwave. Not so bad for $100 a night.

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  84. I was thinking the guy who was in the Titanic would be a better choice.

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  85. We should have a reality show starring DG and RQ. The first competition should be which one's vaginal odor can stink a dog off a gut wagon first.

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  86. I'm still worn out. I have to go to Harrison in the AM for the Boone County TEA Party. Harrison's the town that flys the Stars and Bars on the courthouse square.

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  87. I read about that TEA Party. And I saw the pics when Dick Morris was there.

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  88. You mean when Dick was here in Mountain Home? He's a serious sleaze bag.

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  89. Yes, that's what I meant. Did you actually talk to him?

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  90. stfu cbt. Go google more bullshit to make yourself feel like a 'somebody'.

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  91. He's a sleaze bag? I'm sure you guys really hit it off since you have that in common.

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  92. Yeah I did. I thought I was gonna have to drive him around, but Americans For Prosperity provided a car and driver. It was a Smart Car. I told the AFP lady that using a Smart Car merely gave Al Gore's bullshit more credibility and that they should have used a Suburban with the biggest engine possible.

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  93. Oh and DG, you got the skid marks outta my drawers yet?

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  94. You aren't speaking at that TEA party are you CBT?

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  95. No, not in Harrison. That bunch is a quarter inch left of being a Militia.

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  96. Maybe they'll have some racist signs, so the NAACP can really freak out.

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  97. Good to know you don't wipe your ass. Toilet paper is a luxury you just cannot afford.

    Anyway, I'm out. Have fun reading about the wonderful fake life of cbt.

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  98. My fake life? DG, I can't believe any man would spend more than a few minutes with you before haulin' ass like one of RQ's dates.

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  99. Well, she is dating that Columbian doctor CBT.

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  100. "SPURS FAN said...

    Well, she is dating that Columbian doctor CBT."

    Okay, sure. And I'm about to sprout wings from my ass and fly off to the moon.

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  101. I'd believe her if she said an Ethiopian doctor, though.

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  102. "Rocket Queen said...

    96 Ford Windstar? Even this fucking idiot drives a better car that CBT. And I'm sure CBT got a raging hardon when he caught sight of those horns - man meets goat - every Baxter County boys' wet dream. And by "raging" I mean as raging as a hard-on can be when you only have a two inch fucking dick. Oh, and you are not fucking anyone CBT, you couldn't pay a whore to blow the dust off your balls. Loser. Fuck you."

    Go feed your cats.

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  103. Because an Ethiopian wouldn't have seen all that many white women, and being fat is a sign of prosperity to them.

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  104. I'm thinkin' RQ would win the "stink a dog off a gut wagon" competition. DG looks like she at least bathes on a regular basis.

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  105. Spurs, I'm gonna send you pics of the Queen's greeting card.

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  106. You plan on getting any work done today while you are hungover Oz?

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  107. you have to listen to this


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWK7RjfpY

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  108. Not really maye a stipulation or letter or two thats it

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  109. We are a growing group of American Patriots who do not hate Government, who believe America needs a Government but the Government that our forefathers intended for this country, the Government of the People for the People. Who will listen to the voices and will of the people.
    We believe this country was founded on Christian principles and strongly believe in One God, the Creator and the father of our Lord Jesus Christ.
    Because we disagree with the policies of those in Washington DC or our Local Government does NOT mean we are racist or haters of any man or woman. However we do hate their sins and the way they treat the people of the United States.

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  110. These are the folks I get to hang out with tomorrow. Guess I'll wear camo and and carry my SKS.

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  111. You feel the same way they do CBT.

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  112. "Because we disagree with the policies of those in Washington DC or our Local Government does NOT mean we are racist or haters of any man or woman."

    Pretty means that's exactly who they are.

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  113. "SPURS FAN said...

    You feel the same way they do CBT."

    Except for this part:

    "We believe this country was founded on Christian principles and strongly believe in One God, the Creator and the father of our Lord Jesus Christ."

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  114. So you agree with about 85% of what they believe.

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  115. I believe it's time to return to the principles of the Founders of this country. What the right wing doesn't realize is that Jefferson (author of the Declaration Of Independence) and Madison (author of the constitution) were pretty liberal on social issues.

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  116. You should bring that up at the TEA Party.

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  117. "...who believe America needs a Government but the Government that our forefathers intended for this country, the Government of the People for the People. Who will listen to the voices and will of the people."

    This is the part I agree with.

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  118. "SPURS FAN said...

    You should bring that up at the TEA Party."

    Shit. I'd get lynched like a Negro askin' "where the white women at" in Pontotoc, Mississippi.

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  119. ‎"The heresy of tea partiers is that they're not asking government for anything except to leave them alone. That's what frightens liberal Democrats and corporate Republicans and confounds much of the news media." - Columnist John Kass

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  120. What do you think of that quote?

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  121. There's a lot of truth to it.

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  122. So what ever happened to that queer that was running for J.P.?

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  123. It does not take a majority to
    prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting
    brush fires of freedom in the minds of men.-Samuel Adams

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  124. "SPURS FAN said...

    So what ever happened to that queer that was running for J.P.?"

    The little faggot won. I had to threaten to cut off one of his ears the other day.

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  125. "Richard Caster: There has been a lot of Media on the Dick Morris Event we had yesterday but only 1 Station brings you our event without their own Liberal Bias. Only 1 Station brings you the Ozark Tea Party Un Cut and Un filtered. Mountain Talk 97.1 FM KJMT is the Station for all things Tea Party! go to www.MountainTalk97.com and Listen to the entire event on Audio On demand! Thanks for being here Mountain Talk!"

    The little weasel was trying to promote this on another radio station and pissed off my boss. One of my jobs is corporate enforcer.

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  126. Why did you threaten to cut off his ears?

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  127. Oh, nevermind. Yeah, that's not cool.

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  128. I just got an out of the blue text from Ms. Huxtable: "Te quiero".

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  129. stop all this politic shit. Jesus an old hillbilly thats works for a radio station in the middle of nowhere, and a receptionist at a CPA Firm in texas really know a lot about politics and can make a huge difference in the world I'm sure


    Give me a break, this aint fox news...

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  130. I'm so screwed, but I'm liking it.

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  131. Wop, my minor's in Poli Sci.

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  132. CBT said...

    Wop, my minor's in Poli Sci

    Oh yeah? Did you call one of them college up that is on the commercials during judge judy and days of our lives? Good fer ya!

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  133. CBT proud graduate of Everest College Correspondence Program.

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  134. University of Arkansas, Class of 1980. And I assume you went to an Ivy League law school?

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  135. At least I didn't have to put myself through school knocking over parking meters.

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  136. Shut up Oz. Not my fault you are all hungover and can't think straight. And the hillbilly is the one discussing politics.

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  137. Wop went to Melvin's School Of Law, Comobabi, AZ.

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  138. University of Arkansas, Class of 1980. And I assume you went to an Ivy League law school?


    No but my professors' parents werent brother and sister

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  139. CBT said...

    Wop went to Melvin's School Of Law, Comobabi, AZ.


    Never heard of the school or even the town for that matter.

    Do some census research on the average salary and education level of an arizona resident versus an arkansas resident

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  140. We also talk about J. William Fullbright, Dale Bumpers, Mike Huckabee, Tyson Foods, Alltel, Acxiom, J. B. Hunt Trucking and Dillards.

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  141. SPURS FAN said...

    Have fun throwing up Oz



    YEAH DUDE NO GOOD, I LOOK REAL PROFESSIONAL TO MY EMPLOYEES RIGHT NOW.


    CBT said...

    We also talk about J. William Fullbright, Dale Bumpers, Mike Huckabee, Tyson Foods, Alltel, Acxiom, J. B. Hunt Trucking and Dillards.


    AND YOU HAD WHAT PART IN THEIR SUCCESS?

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  142. Why don't you just call it a day and go home Oz?

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  143. Bennett Dorrance, William Levine, Rex Maughan, Arturo Moreno, Bennett Dorrance, Bruce Halle, John and Pete Sperling, Sandra Day O'Conner, Phil Mickelson, Glen Campbell, Don Knotts, Craig T Nelson, Jerry Bruckheimer, john Wayne, Linda Rohnstandt, Nicolas Cage, Rex Allen, Steven Speilburg, William Rehnquist

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  144. @spurs - cant got a conference with a judge later

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  145. Mountain Home, Arkansas: 96.9 percent white

    Tuscon, Arizona: 50.3 percent white

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  146. John Wayne was born in Illinois. Glen Campbell's from Delight, Arkansas. Nick cage is broke.

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  147. Well there is no doubt that Arkansas is the best place on Earth for Klansmen, but who was talking race, grand wizard?

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  148. John Wayne lived in the White Mountains when he died.

    Glen Campbell left arkansas for arizona

    Nic Cage is still tight

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  149. Don Knotts was from Virginia, Speiburg from Ohio.

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  150. Less illegals equals better quality of life.

    And Pontotoc, Mississippi is klansman heaven.

    Campbell left Arkansas for Nashville, Tennessee first, same as Johnny Cash.

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  151. "Less illegals equals better quality of life."

    Nice philosphy CBT.

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  152. I like Cage so I can't trash on him, much. Great actor.

    I had about as much to do with great Arkansans as you did with great Arizonians.

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  153. "Less illegals equals better quality of life." Unfortunately it also decreases the quality of Mexican food.

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  154. Haha well I have no more energy to fight with ya CBT, we'll just end it by saying, you are the end all be all of political expertise and Arkansas is the best place on earth with the smartest people

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  155. At least you finally realize that Oz.

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  156. I never said we had the smartest people, Wop. There are some seriously ignorant sumbitches here, just like every other state.

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  157. What was I thinking? NOTHING but geniuses there because they are all white

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  158. Folks had more disposable under Clinton than Bush.

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  159. You love Clinton, don't you CBT?

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  160. So Oz, Arizona has no ignorant rednecks?

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  161. they be's ignants eurrwhere I reckon

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  162. Billy Boy and I share a love of blow jobs from young fat girls.

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  163. Hell I even love Clinton. Favorite President of my lifetime

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  164. "OZ said...

    they be's ignants eurrwhere I reckon"

    And that's my point.

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  165. I know of one in Mountain Home Arkansas.

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  166. "SPURS FAN said...

    I know of one in Mountain Home Arkansas."

    Spurs, I might be a redneck, but I'm far from ignorant.

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  167. Spurs, tell me you've never seen a mullet in Texas, a state whose redneckness the rest of us rednecks aspire to emmulate.

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  168. "SPURS FAN said...

    I know of one in Mountain Home Arkansas."

    Spurs, I might be a redneck, but I'm far from ignorant.


    You might not be ignorant, but you are far from being far from it

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