Thursday, July 8, 2010

The one for Oz


'so i was browsing ematch.com and saw this hot broad and thought, 'i bet this chick would be wopness approved'. so here she is in all her gray glory.'

Now this is someone in the "crush series" he might actually be able to get. 

114 comments:

  1. this. is.



    so. hot!

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  2. I bet your pants are down around your ankles.

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  3. my pants are on my head. like giant rabbit ears.

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  4. Look at the definition in that belly! Inspirational.

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  5. She needs to make an ab video.

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  6. I checked the left hand. She is SINGLE Oz!!!! Go get her.

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  7. her torso kinda looks like homer simpsons head.

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  8. I would say she looks really good for 75 but she is probably only 32 and is aging horribly.

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  9. all in all....id do her.

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  10. But thanks spurs for sharing part of your porn collection with us today.

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  11. You going to take pics like this when you get older DG?

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  12. dg, you should take her hiking and whip her into shape. then camp out and live like brokeback mountain for a day.

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  13. Not part of my collection DG. I'm into bestiality with older women.

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  14. No. I don't take pics like this now.

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  15. This is actually spurs mom. He found it earlier when he snuck out of the basement. He was so angry he posted her.

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  16. I wonder what age you become when you have to just pack away the bikini for good.

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  17. I'd say 45-50 is about when to think about it. Or depending on your body type, could be long before then.

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  18. No, I wouldn't turn lesbo for this. She may like it and then what will Wop do?

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  19. Maybe she has a sister he can get.

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  20. I guess it does depend on body type. But even if she was in really good shape I don't think she should be wearing a bikini anyway.

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  21. So did you climb the mountain today DG?

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  22. Yes. It was really hot this morning. I felt sick by the time I got back to the car.

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  23. i wonder if she would do a 3 way with dg and i?

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  24. "Well Kasey, I told yas not to come outta da der bassament less ya holler first, momma still gotta life ta live"

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  25. I got up there late so it was already 100 when I was hiking.

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  26. Well, that's good you climbed it again DG. Maybe you'll find gold the next time you climb it.

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  27. dg, you down for it? i promise not to fall in love with her.

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  28. I don't know. I'm already jealous that you are even looking at her.

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  29. how can anyone resist looking at this fine work of art?

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  30. hahaha...did you do an exif on it wop? that was good tho.

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  31. http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/turynn/2008ps/3-1f16/Img_6205.jpg

    this was spurs naked picture back to her

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  32. This just in:

    From RELIABLE SOURCES: LeBron is making the announcement today about his future. He is actually retiring from the NBA altogether to chase his childhood dream, and will be playing minor league baseball for the Akron Aeros.

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  33. "Good photoshop spurs. The original picture had spurs cell phone number on it as well as her name in his contacts as "that hot bitch"

    Okay Oz. Try again.

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  34. The pic you posted was actually kind of funny.

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  35. i cant wait until he finally signs.....so we can all stop hearing about his fake apple hype.

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  36. this is what spurs gets for shopping in the under $50 escort section on craigslist

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  37. 50? not bad. 50 hookers are the new dollar menu. count me in!

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  38. How many times you going to strike out Oz?

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  39. so far, zero

    But this post is a huge swing anna miss

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  40. No dude, you are like 0 for 6. Good thing it's not baseball, you'd be pinch hit for.

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  41. Alright Spurs man, what's your call? Lebron should go to Chicago for multiple championships, but I still think he stays in Cleveland

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  42. What's up Francis? Long time no see man. I'm thinking he's stays in Cleveland too, but it wouldn't surprise me if he left. What would really surprise me is him signing in Miami.

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  43. And you're right. If he went to Chicago, they would win multiple championships.

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  44. I kind of hope he goes to New York and Amare blows out a knee.....it would be fun listening to Wop and the other Knick fans whine.

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  45. I don't see the Miami thing either. I think it's Chicago, New York or most likely Cleveland.

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  46. Funny, I was just about to make a comment about Amare and the Knicks.

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  47. So I take it you are going to watch his announcement?

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  48. You think the Spurs will move Parker? Kind of start over and rebuild it?

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  49. what if lebron has a press conference and admits hes gay?

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  50. Actually I'm going to have to record it and try not to find out before we get back home. Taking the wife out to dinner tonight for her birthday.

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  51. I don't know. It wouldn't be to rebuild though. It would be to get the big man they need. But if Splitter signs I think the Spurs will keep Parker. Tiago Splitter is supposed to be badass.

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  52. That would live up to the hype Anonymous. Then again I'm going to watch it, so I've fallen for the hype.

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  53. Oh, her birthday is today Francis? If she knew who I was, I'd tell you to wish her a Happy Birthday for me.

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  54. Shit, gotta go man. I might check back in if he shocks the world and says he's going to play for the Indians or something....haha.

    And later Wop......suck it, it happening for the Knicks.....maybe Amare wearing a mask, Kurt Rambis's glasses and rolling around in wheel chair like the guys in Murderball...

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  55. Her birthday's not till Sat. but we are hanging with her family that day. Later...

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  56. Later on Francis. Have a good time.

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  57. If Heat get LBJ, shits going to be crazy.

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  58. I'm watching his "show." I hope he announces it fast.

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  59. Yeah, I actually laughed out loud when I saw 6:00-7:00 "The Decision."

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  60. Yeah, so far it's been the dunces like Wilbon talking. And some highlights.

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  61. They just took a commercial break. He's supposed to make an announcement after the break.

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  62. so this is RQ in five years?

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  63. No state tax in Florida :)

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  64. What's up Q? Yeah, that's a ball breaker for Cleveland.

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  65. You going to be a Heat fan now EV?

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  66. I got caught having a dog at my apartments today. Now I have to figure out how to get out of paying still. I think Cocoa is going to become a service dog.

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  67. Do you take me for a bandwagoner?

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  68. I have no idea. I got a notice on my door.

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  69. I called your office, sorry. How much is the fine?

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  70. There is no fine. But they want me to pay a $400 deposit which $200 is refundable and $15 more a month.

    If it's a service dog I wouldn't have to pay any of that.

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  71. Sucks. And service dog? What is he? A seeing eye dog for an ant?

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  72. I can say I'm epileptic or something and order service tags.

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  73. I'm just thrilled to see no Bron, Wade, or Bosh for Shitcago or New York.

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  74. Or you could go withdraw $400 DG.

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  75. It's going to be great when he goes back to Cleveland.

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  76. You think he'll go back? I'm wondering how the hell Maimi is paying for all of that. Another NBA cap space mystery.

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  77. No, I mean to play a game against them.

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  78. Oh damn, they are interviewing him and showed him a clip of a Cleveland fan burning his jersey. That's funny.

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  79. Fuck Cleveland fans. Most of those fags were bandwagoners, anyway. Just making a skeptical of jumping back off.

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  80. dg, just say the dog is an actor in your 'specialty' movies. and that yes, he does 'service' you.

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  81. Yeah Francis, I find it hard to believe he went there.

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  82. What a douchebag.....he had the opportunity to win 7 in Chicago and be the greatest ever......now who gives a shit if he wins a championship in Miami with 2 other superstars. It's still Wade's team.....

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  83. Exactly. It will always be Wade's team too.

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  84. He wouldn't have won anything in Chicago. Way too many people overrated that team. They're good, but LeBron doesn't add up to an automatic dynasty.

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  85. I'm still not sure they even win the title. It'll be interesting to see who they get to come down there to fill out the roster.

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  86. Yep, how they fill out the rest of the roster will matter.

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  87. I'm cheering for him to not win one, but I think it will be hard for him not to win one in 5 years.

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  88. Come on EV......that's just hating on Chicago. They would have added a shooter and their bench is solid. They would have been the best in the East. Kobe's got maybe another year or 2. They would have had a Jordan like run....

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  89. Heat will be good. Bosh alone will be huge because he's replacing JO. Better fit and all around better player. Throw in LeBron, and that's a starting line no one will stop.

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  90. I hope he never wins one either Spurs......

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  91. Rose, Noah, Boozer, Deng, Gibson and James is a great starting point.

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  92. I'm not hating on Chicago, but how much they're being overrated makes me want to puke. People were throwing around Noah's name as a "big 3" for fucks sake.

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  93. I don't want to pay $400. I would leave that nicely sitting in my checking. It looks better there.

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  94. I did yoga this afternoon spurs. The weird thing about it is it actually was cooler inside there than it was outside.

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  95. No doubt it does. And I posted something else.

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  96. Noah's probably one of the better shot blockers in the league. I'll give you that "big 3" is a stretch, but I think him and Boozer will be pretty tough down low next season. They need a shooter now....

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  97. They do need a shooter. If they pick up Reddick and a few other role players they can compete with Miami.

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  98. Hi DG! Our Bulls got screwed and our Cubs suck, life is not good right now.

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  99. A shooter? All they have is fucking shooters, that's Chicago's problem and none of their fans seem to see it. Boozer is a good add on, but I bet that team spends the majority of next season outside of the paint just like this last season.

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