Patricia Dye, 31, posed as a 14-year-old boy under the alias Matt Abrams in order to allegedly have sex with a 16-year-old girl in Springboro, Ohio. Dye was arrested after the underage girl she is accused of having sex with fled the hotel room that she shared with Dye, reports CBS News. Police say that the girl fled after finding out that Dye was an adult woman and not the boy that she had claimed to be.
Dye has admitted to posing as a young boy, but has not yet spoken on allegations of whether or not she had sex with the victim. Before her arrest, Dye stayed with the girl for in a hotel for three days.
"They were boyfriend-girlfriend," Sgt. Bob Marchiny said. "(Dye) looks just like a boy."
Dye, a 4-foot-11 woman from Franklin was six inches shorter than the victim.
She learned that move from (|)Merlin(|). They must know each other.
Same fake boy's name too.
ReplyDeleteWho would want to have a boyfriend that is 4'11?
ReplyDeleteYep, that's nuts too. And the 16 year old spent 3 days with her. I wonder what she looked like, that's what I would like to know.
ReplyDeleteAnd Francis returned your hello DG.
ReplyDeleteThis 16 yr old sounds really smart.
ReplyDeleteShe does. Or she was just receiving oral the whole time.
ReplyDeleteWhy was a 16 yr old at a hotel for 3 days with her in the first place?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sure the girl's parents were looking for her.
ReplyDeleteWould she still be there if she had a dick?
ReplyDeleteYou have a point.
ReplyDeleteMerlin looks more like a girl than this real girl.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, freaks?
ReplyDeleteShe does DG.
ReplyDeleteDamn CBT, long time no see. How have you been man?
ReplyDeleteDG looks more like a boy than that Beiber kid.
ReplyDeleteCBT looks like the woman in the post below.
ReplyDeleteBusy dude. Travelin' the backroads of Arkansas, savin' the world from Obama. Dick Morris is comin' in town Wednesday. Fuckin' dumbass. How do you get busted with a hooker without bitin' a chunk out of her like that sporstcaster dude. Rydy's comin' in town that night, too.
ReplyDeleteCombating the Librul media there, CBT?
ReplyDeleteDG, I'm ugly and masculine. Nobody's mistakin' me for a chick, unlike the pretty boys yo claim to date. I'm sure all Scottsdale thinks you're gay because you date guys that look like girls.
ReplyDeleteGoing black again this weekend huh CBT?
ReplyDeleteEV, it ain't easy sometimes.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be down Wednesday evening. She has no clue she's black. It's really cute.
ReplyDeleteJefferson and Madison both would be really pissed if they saw what their great experiment turned into, EV.
ReplyDeleteI misread the Wednesday part.
ReplyDeleteSo are you faking it this time too, or are you really trying to save society from Obama?
ReplyDeleteOnce you get as old as you are, you all look alike.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, all of Scottsdale knows me.
You should be seen as a local hero, CBT. Bravely challenging the Left wing masters that rule our country and shouting the truth above the censorships!
ReplyDeleteI find it very odd that Jefferson and Madison, one author of the Declaration of Independence, the other the Constitution, both signers of the Delclaration, both died on July the 4th, 1826, fifty years to the day from the signing.
ReplyDeleteWere they friends of yours cbt?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to organize Arkansas' Secession from the USA, S[purs.
ReplyDeleteSecond cousins, DG. I'm old, but I ain't a ho.
ReplyDeleteThat won't happen in Arkansas anytime soon CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou are talking to cbt. He can make anything happen.
ReplyDeleteEV, I already am. Grifter Hall of Fame. Drew, I beat you there.
ReplyDeleteA ho? Did you learn that new term from your black 'girlfriend'?
ReplyDeleteDG's right, Spurs. I'm goin' through a "Ten Foot Tall and Bulletproof" cycle.
ReplyDeleteDG, I ran with black folks most of the 23 years I lived in Little Rock. I heard "ho" before the rappersw.
ReplyDeleteCBT is going to start writing ebonics on her soon.
ReplyDeleteEV, a higher percentage of people in Arizona and Texas live in trailers than Arkansas. Google it.
ReplyDelete*here*
ReplyDeleteThat's funny EV.
Spurs, muthafuckah, I be wondrin' what yo lily white ass be wantin' wif sistahs?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, enough about cbt.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Snooki's lips? What are wrong with them?
They typically know what they are doing CBT.
ReplyDeleteSnooki is just gross.
ReplyDeleteThe lips are on Snooki, maybe?
ReplyDeleteThere ain't enough Jim Beam circulatin' to make me think stickin' my dick in that thing would be a good idea.
CBT, the majority of trailer parks here are home to snowbirds coming from other states. That shit don't count, there's hardly any parks in the Phoenix or greater Phoenix area.
ReplyDeleteI bet Drew hit that, though. Jersey's finest.
ReplyDeleteDG would be a goddess in Jersey.
ReplyDeleteAin'y hardly any of them in Baxter County either, but that didn't stop your shot at me. Please be valid.
ReplyDeleteno, snooki wouldn't touch Drew. Drew really gives off that creeper vibe.
ReplyDeleteEV, the illegals here will live in tents if they have to to have a juobs plucking chickens for Tyson.
ReplyDeleteSnooki would fuck anything with a $100 cash in his hand. Since this Jesrey Shore thing she probably gets a buck and a quarter.
ReplyDeleteThin pizza from pizza hut is gross. Bad decision.
ReplyDeleteYou need to try Domino's out DG.
ReplyDeleteAny "Pizza" from Pizza Hut is gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm still scared to.
ReplyDeleteMy landlord's wife is really hot, even if she is 41. Looks like she could be a sister to my ex wives, redheaded and blue eyed. I'm so screwed.
ReplyDeleteYou know what it is with me and young women? Hands. I can be attracted to a woman my own age until I see her hands. Ain't enough Viagra after that. This chick has young hands.
Why don't you just find one your age and make her wear gloves?
ReplyDeleteSpurs I haven't tried the "new" Dominos. I got fed Dominos Pizza every other Saturday for most of 21 years. Is the revamped shit actually edible? Papa Johns sucks ass worse.
ReplyDeletepapa johns has some great breadsticks. But I don't really like their pizza either.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'll know what's under the gloves DG. Anyway, even I could actually get it up for a woman my age, a relationship is out of the question. Another thing I like about the young ones is the impermanence. That means new pussy every three or four months, or at least pussy I haven't had in three or four months.
ReplyDeleteTheir breadsticdks are good, DG. the real reason to order Papa Johns is the pepperocini.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Flo?
ReplyDeleteAren't you from Chicago, DG? You're supposed to be more Pizza-snobbish than me.
ReplyDeleteI grew up there so deep dish pizza was nothing special to me. However now that I live here I do crave it sometimes and nobody sells it. But I really prefer NY pizza but nobody can recreate that out here either.
ReplyDeleteFlo has gone on down the road, DG, about three weeks ago. She got too imbeded too fast.
ReplyDeleteDG, we have really good Chicago style food here.
ReplyDeleteDid you kick her out or did she leave on her own?
ReplyDeleteOld Chi Mill has killer deep dish pizza.
ReplyDeleteGino's pizza was always the best in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteI was an asshole until she left, DG. That way it ain't my fault. I moved into this resort and rented my house out to run her off.
ReplyDeleteResort? I thought you lived in a cabin in the middle of nowhere.
ReplyDeleteNo DG, I live in a cabin at a resort on Lake Norkork. Screened in porch, great view, radio ad trade out until Labor Day.
ReplyDeleteDG, while I am capable of living in the middle of nowhere, it isn't my preference.
ReplyDeleteYou like NY Pizza better? Blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteBarro's isn't bad of a chain, depending which on you go to. That's the closest I will get to chain pizza.
The truth is that pizza is much like pussy. Even bad pizza's still pretty fuckin' good.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am an old philosopher.
ReplyDeleteFaster Horses
Younger Women
Older Whiskey
More Money
...and I really don't give a fuck about faster horses.
It seems like everyone loves Barro's but I don't think it is anything special.
ReplyDeleteBut yes ny pizza has the perfect amount of cheese, greasiness, and crisp crust.
Pussy is really good stuff. I again urge you to try one, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWith that, I bid you all a gracious goodnight. DG, shave the chia pet.
ReplyDeleteThe cabin actually sounds nice. Do you sleep on a bunkbed?
ReplyDeleteNo DG. I bought furniture.
ReplyDeleteBut that was funny.
ReplyDelete'night freaks.
ReplyDeleteAnytime I've looked into renting a cabin for the weekend they always have bunkbeds.
ReplyDeleteI've never hear that many talk about Barro's.
ReplyDeleteI don't care much for that thin crust shit. I like a thinner crust, but I don't want cheese and sauce slapped on a cracker. Grease is just gross. It's like they add oil just to make a grease pool in the middle of the pizza, that shit is disgusting.
Sbarro's (sp?) also has good NY-style pizza. First time I went to NY, I went to Sbarro's even though we have one here.
ReplyDeleteSbarro's isn't that bad. But real ny pizza has that pizza you fold in half. It is really good. I like thin crust but I hate when the thin crust is all soggy like my pizza hut pizza I have now.
ReplyDeleteI know what you're talking about, I've been to a few places the locals recommended. Good stuff, but I prefer Chicago style.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if you have a real watery ingredient you have to strain it so the crust doesn't soak up all the moisture. Far too much of a technical process for a Pizza Hut employee.
ReplyDeletefor ny style pizza its grimaldis. /thread
ReplyDeleteI worked at pizza hut in high school. And all we did was spray the pan and lay the dough in the pan.
ReplyDeletefor deep dish chicago style pizza its oreganos. /thread
ReplyDeletedg, i found 'our' song:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6L8-lxaA8
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ReplyDeletebest sandwich is the candwich. /thread
ReplyDeleteI like our song. i saw a guy last week with that haircut.
ReplyDeletewhat is a candwich?
ReplyDelete"I got fed Dominos Pizza every other Saturday for most of 21 years. Is the revamped shit actually edible?"
ReplyDeleteIt is better CBT.
Faster Horses
ReplyDeleteYounger Women
Older Whiskey
More Money
Yeah, you're a "philospher" Chief. You may as well be a complete idiot and tattoo that on yourself. Oh wait.
NYC does have great pizza... I also liked the pizza in Italy..
ReplyDeleteBut this story is hard to believe. Does she have tits or is she completely flat chested? I think I would be able to figure out I was making out with a girl soon.
If I am groping somebody's crotch and it's getting wet, not hard.. that would be the give away
Yeah, you think that would be a clue. What's going on Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI am also wondering how they "had sex." Was she using a strap on and the girl realized, hey that's not a real penis.... or was she forced to join in the buffet
ReplyDeleteI just woke up and I am still tired... last night I finished a 17 page story
ReplyDeletehow are you spurs?
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was any strap on play. That's good you finished that paper Astrid. As for me? Good thanks. I was reading the Cleveland Plain Dealer newspaper website about LeBron James.
ReplyDeleteShitty day in Ohio. Well, at least for the people who care about the Cavs.
ReplyDeleteWe do group readings in class... so I am wondering what they'll say about my story
ReplyDeleteHow did your murder story go over?
ReplyDeleteyea.. the teacher wrote a comment that she didn't think the illiterate guy had the skills to handle the boat. He is illiterate, not unable to drive.. He couldn't understand the navigation stuff, but that is why I put the city lights in.
ReplyDeleteIt was more about him taking the other guys place for the time the boat was still afloat..
I know illiterate people... who drive boats and cars
it's funny she took issue with that one detail..
ReplyDeleteYour professor is an idiot. I thought it was a great story.
ReplyDeletethanks... this other story is really ambitious, but I am not sure about certain parts of it.. like I have too much going on
ReplyDeleteit has a cat lady in it too...
What's it about?
ReplyDeleteIt's in a small desert town where there is nothing to do... and the cat lady calls the cops and says death is breaking into her house
ReplyDeleteThe main character is a sheriff who desperately wants to be a local hero
What class is this for?
ReplyDeleteIs it a creative writing class?
ReplyDeleteyes... the same class that boat story was about
ReplyDelete*was for
ReplyDeleteHow's your other class going?
ReplyDeleteThe main character is Sheriff Joe?
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeleteYep, do you have to read water and land?
ReplyDeleteHow are you today spurs? Any good plans for the weekend?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good, how are you? And no concrete plans yet. Hopefully it will clear up this weekend. Been raining the last couple of days.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your plans?
If I had to learn to sail a boat I probably wouldn't bother reading the manual either.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't either.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind seeing some rain. Someone said yesterday to me that it was 116 here. I think today I'm going to do some spring cleaning even though its summer, maybe run a few miles (indoors), and thats about it. Tomorrow I will hike and do more yoga, and sunday work.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I find it interesting how the yoga place was cooler than outside.
ReplyDeleteIt made it much easier for me since I hiked in that weather earlier and that is alot harder than yoga.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to do the yoga today but today is the anniversary of some important yoga guy who died so they are having only one class and you have to pay $10 to attend. I already pay them enough money.
I'd pass on that as well. So did you drop off a check for your dog yet?
ReplyDeleteNo. I'm still trying to figure out what to do.
ReplyDeleteThere's not really a way around it DG.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteIt's in a small desert town where there is nothing to do... and the cat lady calls the cops and says death is breaking into her house"
You wrote a story about DG?
If I ordered service tags I would get away with it. I had a friend do that last year and it worked. Or I could tell them it is not my dog and i just dogsit sometimes like i told them when I moved in and they said that was fine.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with the second excuse, being you've already fed it to them. The only drawback is if they have known you've had the dog the whole time. Then you end up looking like an idiot. But how would they know?
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI've been living out of a suitcase for the past 6 weeks because that is how often I'm gone. So there is been more than enough for me to do.
I loved being a road warrior. The event sale circuit was great. A new town once a week to lie, cheat and steal in.
ReplyDeleteThe dog won't be here next week because I will be in California and then for a week in Aug. i will be in Sedona so the dog wont be around so I think that is what I'm going to tell them.
ReplyDeleteGood one CBT.
ReplyDeleteBecause every town in Arkansas is only one step below Vegas. Sounds like fun CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou'll eventually get busted DG, but this should buy you some time. Plus it will be fun to read when you get popped again.
ReplyDeleteHow did he respond?
ReplyDeleteDrew will be jealous. Dick Morris is coming here next week. He's an idiot. How do you get busted with a hooker unless you beat her up and bite a chunk outta her back like that sportscaster did?
ReplyDeleteI know. Once fall comes i may just have to come clean and tell them my parents gave me the dog for good.
ReplyDeleteHe whined like the little fag he is. He called my boss and Gray told him he'd had me make that comment.
ReplyDeleteAt least you are looking at it realistically DG. I'd say the fall is when you'd have to come clean too. Hopefully the management will bite off on it.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you write CBT?
ReplyDeleteMy boss has come to the conclusion that if he doesn't have a couple of people a day call to complain about me, I'm not workin' hard enough.
ReplyDelete"Little Caster, do you want us inside your tent pissin' out, or outside your tent pissin' in? You'd best learn to dance with them that brung you."
ReplyDeleteThat's a good way of insulting him in hillbilly. So I guess your facebook insult is the talk of the town? The post office must be buzzing.
ReplyDeleteGreat point.
ReplyDeleteIt's rained here off and on since Tuesday night. High temp today 80. Not gonna bust 90 next week either, looks like. Rudy's coming down either Wednesday or Thursday. All's right with the world.
ReplyDeleteAny plans for the weekend CBT?
ReplyDeleteDG, I'm an educated redneck.
ReplyDeleteMy weekend pretty much revolves around an eighth of a mile of old barbwire fence that needs replaced.
ReplyDeleteIf the place where you buy most of your clothes also stocks barbwire...
So you are like a poser redneck? Kind of like if obama decided to give his speeches in ebonics just because he is black.
ReplyDeleteHe's also a poser TEA party member. Actually, I think he agrees with them, just doesn't say it. A liberal in Mountain Home Arkansas? Yeah right.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not the post office, but The Republican Men's club will be.
ReplyDeleteI like that there's a Republican Men's Club.
ReplyDeleteNext week its supposed to be only 73 in Santa Monica and 85 in Valencia. It's going to be so nice to get out of this weather for a few days.
ReplyDeleteThat will be nice. Just try not to spend much money there.
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ReplyDeleteThe hotel already cost me $200 but I still need tickets to Six Flags and I have to pay for parking at the beach. And then just gas. I'm bringing food with me.
ReplyDeleteThe Republican Men's Club is a big deal here, at least in the member's minds, anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to report you to Sheriff Joe DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a poser redneck DG. I'm just an old cowboy with enough education to know how to spell the way I talk.
ReplyDeleteHow many members does that club have CBT?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm a conservative Democrat. There are none of those outside the Ozarks. We're really Republicans but we can't claim it because Abe Lincoln was a Republican.
ReplyDeleteThe Republican's club does.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I understand, around a thousand. There are always 350 or so at the monthly meetings.
ReplyDeleteSpurs this county is 75% outlanders and 25% locals. Most of the Republicans here moved here from up north.
ReplyDeleteDG, it takes a great deal of knowledge and effort to type in vernacular. Trust me, Sugar Tush, I'm better educated that most folks here.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need an education to sell used cars or to work as a teller at a bank, cbt.
ReplyDeleteDon't be a smartass Sugar Tush.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, did you see Holder is going to look into that case about the cop shooting the black guy?
ReplyDeleteGreat effort at typin' in vernacular, spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's true DG. I wasn't a teller, though and most of my career as a salesperson was in new cars.
ReplyDeleteMilitary History's pretty much a useless degree once you get out of the Army. I did learn to write well, though.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, did you see Holder is going to look into that case about the cop shooting the black guy?"
Dude, I'm in Arkansas. That's a weekly occurrence.
DG, do you even know what "vernacular" means? Blond hair dye kills brain cells faster than meth.
ReplyDeleteIt probably is a weekly occurrence in Arkansas.
ReplyDeletehello dg!
ReplyDeletei thought it was natural causes?
ReplyDeleteYes I know what it means, cbt. And if you look, you will see I used it the same way you did.
ReplyDeleteIt's all tied into racism Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHello anon!
ReplyDeletewerd?
ReplyDeleteits so hard to not stereotype the southerners.
ReplyDeletedg, so youre leaving me again?
ReplyDeleteJust got back from the dealership trying to buy a new whip to replace the caddy my baby mizil ran into the ground
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of whip you looking at foo?
ReplyDeleteStereotype us. We're pretty much all proud of the wrong shit anyway. We also truly do not give a fuck about a Yankee's opinion.
ReplyDeletewop, did you talk to a salesman named cbt? he could have got you a great deal!
ReplyDeleteLeaving you? Never.
ReplyDeletethe rest of the civilized states in the union think incest is wrong, so i guess we know where you stand on that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you were talking about that case in Oakland, Oscar Grant. I saw that video. The cop's gun with off accidentally. Involuntary manslaughter was a fair verdict.
ReplyDeleteI dont deal with southerners - life rule #47
ReplyDeletethis is the whip
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I thought so too CBT. But Obama's racist buddy is going to look into it because it's a black victim. I think that clown had been arrested like 12 times before.
ReplyDeleteNice. So you think you are going to buy it?
ReplyDeleteAll right, I gotta go to Viola, out to the transmitter tower.
ReplyDelete