Saturday, July 10, 2010

Romance with Nik Richie and Shayne Lamas


Something tells me some cocaine use went on that night. The coke diet has done Shayne well, but it looks like it's made Nik sloppy. He forgot to put in his lifts, his Easter Island head (thanks Anonymous) only comes up to her A's.

255 comments:

  1. they look mis-proportioned. shes way taller than him but has the head of a 2 year old and hes got the head the size of a trunk from a 1960 caddy. but the body of a 10 year old asian girl.

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  2. I'd say that's a damn good description of them.

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  3. she also has a horse face.

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  4. his head looks like one of those statues from easter island.

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  5. I went ahead and added that in.

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  6. lol. same pockmarks too!

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  7. Yeah, that pic is perfect for him.

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  8. i wonder when shayne is gonna get implants?

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  9. No Doubt! She is packing a greg......

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  10. I saw dirtyhater talking about why Nik doesn't get his ass beat.. it's because he usually has body guards

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  11. What's up Drew? Maybe she is "packing a greg."

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  12. Didn't have body guards in Dallas. At least none that came with him.

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  13. Did he have body guards in New Jersey Drew?

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  14. yup. nik does have bodyguards. and thats strange since his dirty army is strong and hes loved everywhere he goes.....or so he says.

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  15. Regardless of her coke diet I think Shayne is pretty. Way too pretty for Nik. But she doesn't seem like there is much going on in that head of hers.

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  16. Shayne is a lot skinnier.. I wonder if she is holding her bra up so her tits don't fall out again..

    I think she looks pretty high in this pic too...

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  17. I'm pretty sure she's vacant upstairs DG.

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  18. hi sweetheart ;)

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  19. I wonder how much weight she lost.

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  20. And I agree, she is pretty, his ex-wife was pretty too. But she looked like she had a brain.

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  21. her head is about as abandoned as detroit.

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  22. Looks like she lost quite a bit.

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  23. Yeah his ex did. That is probably one of the many reasons she is an ex.

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  24. she looks like she lost weight the unhealthy way. if it were thru exercise she would have tone and definition in her abdomen.

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  25. i think his ex was a 5. shayne is a 5 but loses points becus shes probably an addict.

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  26. Exactly. I don't think she's bulimic either. I think it's the coke diet.

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  27. she has a mom?!?!? whaaaa???

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  28. I think Shaye looks like she lost about 30 pds... she looks a lot better in this pic than she looked on her show

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  29. i dunno astrid. skin and bones is not attractive. who wants to fuck a skeleton wearing a skin trenchcoat?

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  30. not that's not her mom... that his her dad's ex, he has a lot of exes

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  31. Nik and Ari Had no body guards in Atlantic City as well. For the record, they are so fucking small, if you ever beat them up you would get your ass kicked for picking on kids....

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  32. Yeah, she looks better now. And her mom's name is Michele Cathy Smith.

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  33. Yeah, they are really small Drew.

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  34. do they take pics from strange angles to make them try to appear tall?

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  35. You can see how pudgy Shanye used to be... I up her weight loss to 45 pds lost now..

    Her mom is in the clip too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRI3aTIUpm8

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  36. They stood on the couch in the Cabana to take photo, LOL

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  37. hahaha!!! on the fucking couch??

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  38. shes got broad shoulders in that clip. she might be a he. uh oh! i wonder who was the bitch on the honeymoon?

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  39. It's hard to watch more than a minute of that show she was on.

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  40. Yeah, Nik was standing on couches in Dallas too.

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  41. I saw her mom in that clip. She does seem nuts.

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  42. why cant they make a reality show that really worth watching? maybe a hidden cam in scarlett johanssons bathroom? id watch that.

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  43. I'm 6'2 and in the pic I will post they were taller?????????

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  44. did they use a fisheye lens or something?

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  45. i wonder if nik wore disco platforms?

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  46. how tall is that dude anyway? or short i should say.

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  47. "DG said...
    Regardless of her coke diet I think Shayne is pretty. Way too pretty for Nik. But she doesn't seem like there is much going on in that head of hers."

    DG's too pretty for Nik. Take that however you want to.

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  48. You think she's on the coke diet CBT?

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  49. Look at their eyes. These two are some serious Hoovers.

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  50. Exactly, that's what I was thinking.

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  51. Nik just looks like a rat to me. There is just something about that face I really don't like. He is the type that would irritate even if he didn't say a thing.

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  52. He does look like a rat, you're right.

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  53. that is so funny that he stands on couches.... and he just does it all night?

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  54. CBT likes Shayne cause of the greg bulge

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  55. No. But I hiked this morning. I planned on going but my body is telling me to take a break and actually eat.

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  56. No, he didn't do it all night Astrid, but part of the time he did.

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  57. Did you go to the same mountain DG?

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  58. yea... Nik's eyes are bloodshot and Shayne looks like she is in a daze, she can't even open her eyes all the way...

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  59. You should go to a party if they are ever in your area Astrid.

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  60. Just felt like sharing that CBT?

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  61. You ever seen that movie Public Enemies?

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  62. whenever cbt talks about his "daddy" and "momma" it makes me think of the movie Deliverance...

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  63. No a different one. There was no parking spaces at the other one and I knew the wait would be long.

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  64. No I haven't. I'll wait until the last minute I'm sure.

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  65. You're going on Thursday right? Or Tuesday?

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  66. Thursday. I'm leaving at 3am so I can be at the beach by 8.

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  67. Seems like you're really looking forward to getting there.

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  68. I love the ocean. I don't want to waste one minute of daylight.

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  69. I'm thinking of ordering Domino's. Figure I'd throw in a food comment after CBT's blackberry pie comment.

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  70. while dgs gone i guess its table for one at the anon kitchen of love.

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  71. It's sad she didn't even invite you along.

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  72. I'm here!

    Popcorn sounds really good right now.

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  73. theres always RQ

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  74. Rq?

    You know how I feel about cheating, anon. :(

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  75. I just ordered two pizzas from Domino's. They better be good.

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  76. There is little more satisfying than eating a well prepared meal, prepared for yourself, by yourself.

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  77. Red potatoes and fresh vegtables sauteed in reaux, cajun spiced broiled Tilapia, with blackberry pie for dessert.

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  78. I made myself a sandwich earlier. I didn't feel satisfied.

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  79. boyfriend leave you home alone tonight CBT?

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  80. Followed up by a few tokes of Hillbilly Homegrown and a Marlboro Red. Life is good.

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  81. Weak Anonymous, very weak. You can do better than that.

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  82. If I was to ever just once cook for the women on this blog, I'd have to run them off with a stick afterwards.

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  83. I'm going to feel satisfied when I pick this pizza up. At least I better be.

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  84. "SPURS FAN said...
    I just ordered two pizzas from Domino's. They better be good."

    Good luck with that.

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  85. you are so full of shit I actually find it funny!

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  86. I just speak it the way I see it, Anonymous.

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  87. Delusions CBT. Cooking does not make your nose invisible.

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  88. Spurs is picking up Domino's? The only reason to eat Domino's pizza is because they deliver and you are too drunk to drive to go get something good.

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  89. Cookin' don't make my nose invisible, true. But good as I cook, it sure makes it look smaller.

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  90. Exactly. Pizza is for when you just don't feel like going out to pick anything up. Not only is he getting pizza, he is actually picking it up.

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  91. Not just any pizza, Domino's pizza.

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  92. leave spursy alone, picking up pizza is the only time he gets to leave his moms basement

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  93. You got a point Anonymous. He must've had a coupon, too.

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  94. You know Wop teases Spurs about driving a Scion, but I'd almost bet Spurs is a Corolla kind of guy.

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  95. And I understand the reasoning behind having it delivered, but it's just down the road, so no big deal.

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  96. And the pizzas are in excellent shape, thank you.

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  97. ok. those comments were not from az anon.

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  98. Imitation is the best form of flattery anon.

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  99. from 6:34pm to now....those were not me. and spurs can verify it with the ip addys.

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  100. I'm not sure who that was Anonymous.

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  101. wasnt me. as long as that can be verified, im not worried. but more than likely its lindsay.

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  102. It will always be a mystery.

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  103. Unless I check right then, it's kind of hard to tell. I don't think it was her though.

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  104. only a mystery if you care. i dont.

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  105. I should call The First 48 and see if they'll take the case.

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  106. No. I don't care either.

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  107. just give me their ip addy so i can attack it with my low orbiting ion cannon.

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  108. I really don't know. It looks like it was just us, CBT, and Astrid commenting at the time.

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  109. The next time you get pizza DG get Domino's.

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  110. What did lindsay say to you on youtube spurs?

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  111. Not much. There was the normal exchange of How are you? type stuff. Nothing deep.

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  112. Video replies and then some messages.

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  113. What did you mean by sarcasm? Her comments were all removed.

    Don't hold back spurs and protect her crazy words.

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  114. She didn't go crazy because she already is crazy.

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  115. I didn't remove anything DG, that must have been her. This was earlier in the week when the messages were exchanged, I didn't know she erased them.

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  116. ask her to strip on cam and then jump into a pool of gas while smoking a cigar.

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  117. What did it say? That is my whole point of asking.

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  118. I remember here writing something about loving a certain part of the video, that's when I wrote about it being sarcasm.

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  119. All right DG, since you are so so concerned about what Lindsay wrote, let me go over there and piece it all back together again.

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  120. There is nothing there to piece together. But she happened to comment under the video of you so called 'thrashing' me. I know how much she loves me.

    It was just a simple question. I didn't know it was going to be like pulling teeth for you to answer. Forget it. Carry on.

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  121. It was five days ago, she wrote about loving a part of the video, and then it just went from there.

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  122. Oh, she left a comment on that one too? I forgot about that one.

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  123. On my youtube it says 3 days ago. Maybe your time zone is two days ahead.

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  124. I didn't look at that one, I was looking at another one DG.

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  125. Forget it. I didn't realize it was such a big deal. My attention span has moved on.

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  126. i think we should post a linniepoo video.

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  127. It's only a bid deal to you. Sorry if I don't remember what words she wrote.

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  128. I found her story interesting about the guy who killed himself being compared to the Spartans.

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  129. No it wasn't a big deal. It was a simple question and all you did was keep evading a simple answer.

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  130. Here's the same answer:

    I don't fucking remember, it wasn't anything important, otherwise I would have remembered.

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  131. i like how she has to confirm that 'its a viddyo' 10 times in 30 seconds .

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  132. I told you forget it more than once so I don't know why you are answering again.

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  133. so whats the spartan story? im interested.

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  134. Honeybear, this is for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA

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  135. you will have to look at her youtube. its a long story.

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  136. hot lips, this is for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HuBmnQ7sQ

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  137. i cant decipher her madness, so i will assume it has something to do with jello and dicks.

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  138. Honeybear, will you be my Afternoon Delight?

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  139. uh um....thats a loaded question.

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  140. I know. That's why I asked.

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  141. You two alone here? Perhaps you should get a room? a real room.

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  142. That's what I was thinking Dirtyhater.

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  143. uh oh....spurs joined in. no 3ways! peeping tom.

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  144. Sorry spurs but i think 20k is a dildo. I hate how he puts down american women all the time and america for that matter

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  145. Marlon Brando and I made a movie called The Freshman. Its very funny.

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  146. I guess I haven't seen where 20K puts down America Dirtyhater. Does he do that on his Twitter page?

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  147. 20k needs to go back to meh-he-co.

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  148. yea, on the 4th he said how he hate american women, today he said how mexican women (hos)are 100X better. I say Go back to mexicalli wetback.

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  149. mexican women are better than american women?!?!?!

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  150. I was just reading your messages to him Dirtyhater. Funny.

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  151. has anyone here ever done an 'upper deck'?

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  152. My prostate hurts.

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  153. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper%20deck

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  154. thats my plan for tonight if i go out. then pose nude on the restroom sinks and send the pics to dg.

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  155. and i dont plan on wiping my ass either. just go about with a mudslide like its a normal day.

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  156. I can't wait. I hope I get to take the pics.

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  157. i hang out at postinos central. just in case kb wants some of the action.

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  158. 200 again. I can't wait for another 25 years to go by so I can relive my glory days of getting comment 200.

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  159. You should keep count for here on out DG.

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  160. if she doenst want to join....she can just eat .357.

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  161. I hate when this shit happens, fucks up my whole day.

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  162. did you get upper decked, dirtyhater?

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