That guy he's talking to is Rusty Humphries, a conservative talk show host who went to Mountain Home. Look to the right and check out the look on that guy's face that screams, "Ol' Roy is bullshitting again."
Friday, July 23, 2010
Storytelling by CBT
That guy he's talking to is Rusty Humphries, a conservative talk show host who went to Mountain Home. Look to the right and check out the look on that guy's face that screams, "Ol' Roy is bullshitting again."
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I just went ahead and passed on mentioning CBT's outfit.
ReplyDeleteExactly Oz.
ReplyDeleteWop, I've got a half dozen shirts like that. French blue pinpoint with the station logo.
ReplyDeleteIs that a holster you have on?
ReplyDeleteDo you know that guy to the right?
ReplyDeleteHalf dozen? so I suppose there is one day a week you just go shirtless?
ReplyDeleteCell Phone Holster
ReplyDelete***Paging Dr. Douchetard***
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNobody white wants to go to the ghetto man. That living is for you and your peeps."
Every National Guardsman in the eight white counties in Northern Arkansas are hoping the black folks in Little Rock riot over something so they be called in to quell it.
Cell phone holster? STYLE.
ReplyDeleteWop, I got a half dozen white ones, too. Btw, those are work shirts, I only work five days a week, usually.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I got a cowboy cell phone holster,.
I enjoyed the picture of Wop in his braces (suspenders to Guidos). I used to dress like that selling cars back in 1991.
Oz needs to mix in a girdle.
ReplyDeletePer the cell phone holster, it has since been retired. I had the right front pocket of all my jeans altered so my cell phone fit without turning sideways.
ReplyDeleteI have a camo cell phone holster, too.
ReplyDeleteHow long ago was this pic taken? And you really had your jeans altered?
ReplyDeleteThis convo is booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this?! "Spurs After the Afternoon Nap?" snooze fest.
Excuse me Skeets. What would you like to discuss?
ReplyDeleteVAGINAS! or fag hags or Dykes (bull or otherwise).. anything other than cell phone holsters. FUCK!
ReplyDeleteI agree the comments are boring...wheres Rocket Queen so we can get this party started! LoL :)
ReplyDeleteGoing to see Inception tonight, then going bar hoppin. SEE YA!!!
FMB left a few comments earlier. Did you see them?
ReplyDeleteHave fun at Inception TX.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAN9sKlOZxE&feature=related
ReplyDeletemusic... I hate that the video doesnt show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0
those both came out when I was little, they remind of me of my oldest sister.
So now it's DJ time?
ReplyDeleteI did see them Sours... he really did have mood swings the last few weeks(probaby starting the insulin again) and it is NOT true that insulin cannot be used without steriods or HGH, it can... that is why people use it because it is a legal alternative... but you have to take a shit ton of other supplements with it so the insulin is stored as muscle and not fat. Steroids cannot be injected witht he fine point needles used for insulin.
ReplyDeleteHow did he gain 20 pounds of fat? Did he quit working out?
ReplyDeleteElfie - drop the denial it is not becoming of you
ReplyDeleteits impossible for insulin to turn into muscle. thats like turning tin into gold. and he could always just use a different needle. duh!
ReplyDeleteTin into gold? Funny.
ReplyDeleteyeah. seriously. its chemically impossible. i cant believe shes that dumb.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.buildingmuscle.org/2009/01/25/the-role-of-insulin-for-muscle-building/
ReplyDeleteYeah it does Anon, you idiot... take a bio/nutriton class.
And yeah he stopped working out almost immediately when were started going out and he started eating a bunch of crappy food like McDonalds and Sonic pretty much everyday if not more than once a day.
ReplyDeletei suppose insulin gives you mood swings and backne too right? oh it doesnt? how would you explain that then? as well as the teeny testies?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't backacne or teeny testies... he did have moodswings the last few weeks and yes insulin levels rising and falling do cause moodswings.
ReplyDeletewhy was his penis the size of a chapstick cap then?
ReplyDeletewhy did he have the hormones of a woman then?
ReplyDeleteHe is just a whiny little bitch and his penis was good sized... no idea where you got the chapstick cap comparison.
ReplyDeletedont worry elfie, i am sure your chances of having the aids arent more than 25% as long as he only shared needles with his fag buddies once a week
ReplyDeleteMy chances of having the AIDs are none... thanks for for your concern Anon!
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!! if insulin can turn into muscle like you claim, then how come so many native americans are fat?
ReplyDelete"And yeah he stopped working out almost immediately when were started going out and he started eating a bunch of crappy food like McDonalds and Sonic pretty much everyday if not more than once a day."
ReplyDeleteWere you two spending that much time together?
elfie, did you completely read that article you posted? does it anywhere at all stated that insulin turns into muscle? if so, please point it out.
ReplyDeleteAnon... you have to be on a low carb, low fat, high protein diet for it to work. read this to understand:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fitstep.com/Library/Guest-articles/muscle-and-insulin.htm
still in denial huh? keep thinking that to yourself elfie. keep thinking your bf wasnt taking pricks to the ass.
ReplyDeleteYou're wrong Anon... just admit it you are.
ReplyDeleteand yes Sours, we spent a lot of time together. I did not eat McDonalds or Sonic all the time, I don't even like that crap.
thank you elfie. thank you for setting the female species back 40 years with your denial.
ReplyDeleteSounds painful.
ReplyDeletepainful? not for fag man bill.
ReplyDeleteThe only good thing at Sonic are the drinks and ice cream.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Spurs? TGIF man, that's all I can say at this point.
ReplyDeleteNot much man. I agree. I'm glad Friday's here. Any big plans this weekend?
ReplyDeleteNah, my sister is coming up with her kids Monday, so I'll probably get drunk tonight and do some work this weekend so I can chill with them next week.
ReplyDeleteelfie is so stupid. i bet she cant figure out what 2 + chicken equals.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever check out that Captain's or Admiral's place we discussed awhile back 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteLater Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to the place downtown you looked at?
ReplyDeleteAnon is an idiot. Does he not know I am Dr. Streets? fuck him
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm probably out of this place next month and will be spending one week here in SA, and one week in Houston. So I'll probably stay at a hotel when I come back every other week. I actually got a better rate by doing it and it worked out cheaper than doing another apt. I'll probably get a place in Houston though, cuz there is now way in hell I'm staying with my parents a week at a time.
ReplyDeleteFunny. You are Dr. Streets.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWish the trains were worth a shit here though.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about that the other night. I was watching Mad Men. It would be fun to ride a train.
ReplyDeleteThey are supposed to be updating the train system here, or at least they were until the shit hit the fan. They brought a bunch of German trian/rail designers over to look at the cost of putting in bullet trains like they have in Europe.
ReplyDeleteThat would be great.
ReplyDeleteImagine being able to jump on a train in in SA, and go to say Dallas, and get there in less than 2 hours. And have a bar in the middle of the train.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Astrid?
ReplyDeleteWhere did you see that Astrid?
ReplyDeleteCBT. Shit-kicking radio peddler by day, Ozark gangster by night.
ReplyDeleteIt speaks volumes that he's the best dressed in that room with that get-up.
CBT is like the Clown Cowboy of the city. They always dress him in the same outfit.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV. He's the Ozark Enforcer.
ReplyDeleteThe older folk call him the town's jester DG.
ReplyDeleteit's in the local news 2dirty
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!! if insulin can turn into muscle like you claim, then how come so many native americans are fat?"
Good point.
"Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteCBT. Shit-kicking radio peddler by day, Ozark gangster by night.
It speaks volumes that he's the best dressed in that room with that get-up."
Half the guys in the audience that night were dressed like me. The other half dressed like DG's dad. A Bears jersey, ployester slacks and black socks with velcro sandals.
the caption to this pic: 'mr humphries, let me invite you over to my cabin and give you a relaxin' hand job. then you can neck fuck my turkey gobble. this is my special angle i use, check it.'
ReplyDeleteThe US Government sold out the railroads after WW2 because the auto manufacturers suspended production of product to make tanks and other military vehicles. A very efficient and economical rail system was dismantled so GM could make a killing selling diesel buses.
ReplyDeleteGood one Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWe were actually talking about Obama's place of birth when this shot was taken.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Rusty's theory?
ReplyDeleteThat has to be at least 20lbs of just neck alone.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't that good Spurs. Kinda of the same level Wop was using on you earlier.
ReplyDeletecbt, be a good citizen and donate some neck to drew?
ReplyDeleteBe honest, CBT. Is that much of a change from your normal attire?
ReplyDeleteOz got beaten into the ground CBT.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness CBT, did you play up your TEA party act when Rusty was around?
ReplyDeleteSince you are from the south cbt, are those all rocket scientists in ther room with you?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteThat has to be at least 20lbs of just neck alone."
Maybe 10. I gotta drop some weight. I weighed 180 last week. Needs to be 160.
How do you lose weight in just your neck? I think surgery is the only option.
ReplyDeletejust inject insulin. its like magic. it will turn into muscle by some sort of chemical fluke!
ReplyDeleteThis was the night before the April 15th TEA Party, Spurs. Humphries was the keynote speaker.
ReplyDeleteDG, I've tried not to weigh in on the rocket scientist thing but the number of rocket scientists in Alabama wouldn't fill a VW Beetle up.
ReplyDeletethat dude in the foreground has a super sweet silver mullet.
ReplyDeleteI don't think talking helps, DG. If CBT rambles on half as much in person as on this site, he'd have the slimmest jaw line of the site.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a woman Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDG, I gain weight in my face neck and belly. Kelly Jo could guess my weight by that neck.
ReplyDeletewoman? man? manbear? hhhmmm....i dunno.
ReplyDelete"Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteI don't think talking helps, DG. If CBT rambles on half as much in person as on this site, he'd have the slimmest jaw line of the site."
Naw EV, it'd be all muscled up, like DG's.
so is this humpy guy a birther?
ReplyDeleteThat's an old woman with the mullet. Chicago retiree.
ReplyDeleteYes he is Astrid, a diehard birther.
ReplyDeleteHow old is CBT?
ReplyDeletea woman you say? unless i see dna evidence i have to think its manbear.
ReplyDeleteDo the birthers realize that McCain wasn't born in America? what do they say about that??
ReplyDeleteWho is McCain?
ReplyDeleteI have to say, his wife is kinda hot for her age though.
ReplyDeletemccain was born in the middle of north vietnam.
ReplyDeleteOne reason this TEA Party thing has kinda sucked me in is the disdain shown for Little Bush and McCain, as well as Obama.
ReplyDeleteHis dad was also in the military. He was born on a military base Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI'm still thinking communism is going to make a come back.
ReplyDeleteA lot of people are independent, hence Bush's low approval rating CBT. Obama is going to be down in the 20% range soon too.
ReplyDeleteIf Huckabee would toughen up on the illegal Mexicans DG depends on the wash her back, I could back him. He was good governor.
ReplyDeleteI know that spurs...
ReplyDeleteMcCain's dad was an admiral, a very politically powerful one. A lot of the other pilots that served with McCain didn't care for him because he was considered "US Navy Royalty".
ReplyDeleteHuckabee doesn't know shit about economics or tax policy... I have listened to him drivel on and on out for entertainment purposes
ReplyDeletelook at that sweater meat!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/meghanmccain.jpg
Fuck Huckabee. Last thing we need is another era of the moral majority barging into peoples lives.
ReplyDeleteObama was the wrong person to be president. Hilary was the one.
ReplyDeletehillary and colin powell as vp.
ReplyDeleteI agree EV. That's why I think that "healthcare" shit is garbage.
ReplyDeleteBut EV made a great point. CBT should read all of his comments he types on here out loud. His neck will be thin in no time.
ReplyDeleteEV, Huckabee went way out his way as governor here to play down his preacher background.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the tea partiers like Palin then?? She is pretty much a neocon like Little Bush... wants to spend lots on wars, bulk up the military, and believes our service men and women are soldiers of god..
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehillary and colin powell as vp."
Dude, maybe you're not an idiot.
I can't trust a politician who is a former preacher.. that's not a right combo
ReplyDeleteI made the comment at last week's TEA Party that if the movement was ever gonna be taken seriously it should forget Sarah Palin exists.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI can't trust a politician who is a former preacher.. that's not a right combo"
I had issues with that myself when he was first elected governor, especially since he's a fried chicken mooching Southern Baptist preacher. Then he did some shit that pissed off the Baptists.
I don't care if he "played it down." I'm sure he had no choice if anyone was going to take him seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd, why the hell do you want another Clinton in office? Might as well vote for the most right-leaning neocon the GOP pulls out of it's ass. You might be a little more close to center that way.
Actually I want Bill back.
ReplyDeleteand I also hate Reagan and the baby boomers.. they are the most selfish generation ever..
ReplyDeleteI am sick of the Reagan relics in office still... they keep talking about cutting taxes and complaining about deficits. They should be paying a higher tax rate than anybody else because it's mostly their damn fault our deficit is so high. They were practically robbing my generation before we were even born..
All that really tells me is that he's a hack who is loyal to no one. Ignoring what type of whackjob he "used" to be would be akin to falling for the Obama hype when we knew who he was all along.
ReplyDeleteI think I would take having a jaw over a dangling rooster neck any day.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you like Bill? He was spineless, self-important and ended up being more of a Republican than the GOP candidate. And, if he had his way, we would have seen a very similar if not more extreme Health Care reform long before Obama had the chance.
ReplyDeleteYea.. I kind of think Bill did more Republican things too, at least what I know he did. I was really young when he was pres
ReplyDeleteEV, I believe education and healthcare should be constitutional rights. I believe in a flat tax. I believe that providing jobs for Americans is part of the responsibility of American companies and corporations. If an American company turns a profit in Indonesia, it should pay US taxes on that profit. I think a global economy is good for everybody except us and the Japanese.
ReplyDeletethe ady gil is about to be destroyed
ReplyDeletewho does the tea party like now cbt? I have noticed they moved away from Palin, now that you mention it...
ReplyDeleteDo they take Bachman seriously? and what are their goals
DG, I talk a lot so I'm pretty sure which way you got those spectacular jaw muscles.
ReplyDeleteEV, weren't you still pissin' diapers when Clinton was president?
ReplyDeleteI'm watching that now Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI believe the way the 2nd Amendment is written, I should be able to buy a belt fed weapon at a Git and Go with no ID.
ReplyDeleteI agree CBT.
ReplyDeleteIf you talk alot, how in the hell did you store all that fat under your neck? And it sags. You need a chin bra.
ReplyDeletePolitics has become so polarized in this country that there no longer any productive political discourse. Politics has degenerated into demagogery.
ReplyDeleteThis is so boring. Where is my anon to make it all interesting?
ReplyDeleteG'nite y'all.
My radio station features the worst of all the demagouges, Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Humphries. But man, it's an easy sell.
ReplyDeleteDid you get drunk again today DG?
ReplyDeletewhen did politics get so polarized... I didn't realize it until Bush was pres and he would not negoitate with dems.
ReplyDeleteBut then I learned about Gingrich.. and how he was as speaker. It seems like repubs are least likely to work with the other party..
No. Just went out for sushi again today and spent the rest of the day by the pool.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you look like you smell like a fucking horse stall. And for some reason you seem to attract retards in wheelchairs to all your rallies.
ReplyDeleteActually, I recall my elementary school doing a vote for the POTUS. I voted for Dole.
ReplyDeleteAside from that, I have taken history classes, and did just read a book on Clinton's presidency.
I'm kind of at a loss at how he was such a popular president. Patently Republican with tastes for some of the more extreme side of Obama's policies. He also passed the Assault Weapons Ban. People scoffed at Obama at the mere idea that he'd go for the AWB.
Sounds like a fun day DG.
ReplyDeleteHello deathbed.
ReplyDeleteIt was relaxing. That's for sure.
ReplyDeletei'm sure everyone remembers that "lawn day" photo you proudly sent in to the site. truly it looked like one of those congregations of the sick, poor, and ugly - flocking to be healed. And there you were, at the helm. Their savor in denim.
ReplyDeleteThen again, maybe Clinton saved faced by doing a great job at playing the extreme role on both sides of the fence quite well.
ReplyDeletesavior
ReplyDeletei think DG is ugly
ReplyDeleteDo you deathbed?
ReplyDeletehey guess what, spursy? I was just thinking that we should get some tshirts printed up - we need some spurs swag.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletesavior"
deathbed? You mean Anonymous, the dude to stupid to change his name when he corrects himself.
nah, you cowshit visionary, i just didn't feel like typing deathbed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if anyone is going to wear the swag deathbed.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Anonymous CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I call bullshit. He just admitted it.
ReplyDeletewhy don't you emancipate yourself from the rest of the nation. we can but you all on ships and send you off to africa. sort of like reverse slavery but with hillbillies.
ReplyDeletei would wear it anytime i was out causing trouble, spursy. like i plan to do at the immigration rally
ReplyDeleteNice. What do you plan on doing?
ReplyDeleteI feel so sad for the guy who lost his boat..
ReplyDeleteThey got in that ship's way Astrid.
ReplyDeletei mean you and your clan are about as civilized as some fucking pygmees, though i venture to say the pygmees have a better fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeletetruly, cBT, I find these snapshots, these glimpses into your life so distrubing.
ReplyDeleteRQ, I don't give a fuck what you find disturbing. My shit is less disturbing than kidnapping a hamster.
ReplyDeletewell i need to rest now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by deathbed.
ReplyDeletespurs... any gil wasn't moving.. how could they be in the way when the jap boat moved into them? lol
ReplyDeleteI pity the fool
Sorry your eco-terrorists lost a boat.
ReplyDeleteRudy and my youngest babymomma have very similar personalities. Rudy, however, lacks the Xanax fueled craziness.
ReplyDeleteI don't care much for eco-terrorist hippie types. I always find it amusing when the grizzly they're tryin' to make friends with has them for dinner.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be fun to be out there in the arctic.. it's pretty
ReplyDeleteand I don't even realize it's the weekend anymore... I study or I am checking on my dad.. He hasn't smoked since he has been in the hospital.. over a week. I think he is done
This is that Whale Wars show CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat's great Astrid.
ReplyDeletewhat is going to get them 5 years in a gulag ?
ReplyDeleteLook at my hard cock... isn't it rad?
ReplyDeleteDude.. I am so fuckin horny
Then suck that shit!
Interfering with Japanese commerce.
ReplyDeleteMy grandpa saw whales when he came to America.. he said it was amazing and the most exciting part of the trip
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool to see.
ReplyDeleteYou could go to Sea World and see them spurs.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI think it would be fun to be out there in the arctic.. it's pretty"
You really haven't spent much time outside of cities have you?
Astrid maybe you should give a whale a hug, like that chick at Sea World a couple of months ago.
ReplyDeleteTrue DG.
ReplyDeleteBut seeing them out on a boat is a different story.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back in a little bit. Food time. The munchies have me.
ReplyDeletegreetings earthlings.
ReplyDeleteok...now you know its me.
ReplyDeleteok...and everyone is gone.
ReplyDeleteSpurs went to eat, man.
ReplyDeleteDG's blowing a black dude somewhere, Astrid's out hugging a bear and it was time for bed at the rehab where RQ is. She earned extra strap down time over the hamster incident.
ReplyDeleteHey Queenie, they found your toy.
ReplyDeletehttp://dlisted.com/node/38142
What's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteNice pic Astrid.
ReplyDelete