Friday, July 23, 2010

Utah man in trouble for writing to wife's cat



There's the one Astrid. Time to move to Utah.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 10:47 AM

131 comments:

  1. CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/23/the-most-obvious-headline_n_654436.html?ir=Media#s116946

    Amazingly stupid.

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  2. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    Funny man, I was just on the Huffington Post.

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  3. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    And hey, is Rusty Humphries nationwide or just local?

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  4. CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Nationwide.

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  5. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    I'll post that pic this afternoon.

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  6. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    That's not very cool.

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  7. CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    Well, actually, I think the dumbass DJ on our music station gave it to him, but he won't own up to it.

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  8. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    You should kick his ass anyway.

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  9. CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    I have other ways of making dude's life miserable, if you mean the DJ. Humphries lives in Seattle.

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  10. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    I meant the DJ.

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  11. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    cbt, get a super soaker and fill it with brake fluid, pull up next to his car, roll down your window and squirt his paint with the brake fluid. total cost to you will be around 8 bucks, total cost to him will be several hundred dollars.

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  12. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    What's up Anonymous? Good advice.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    howdy spurs. you excited that its friday?

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  14. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    I am Anonymous, looking forward to leaving already.

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  15. Black CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    fuck you ya kracka ass kracka, round here in dis bangin in little rock we dont take kinnly to ya'll kind

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  16. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    Your race lost a long time ago Black CBT.

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  17. Countdown to Pucker dying of AIDSJuly 23, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    We are a little behind schedule, but have no doubt we will be successful in our mission soon

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  18. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    Funny Countdown.

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  19. Black CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Shhheeeeeeeeeetttttt nigga, how we be loosin when we gots all ya wimmins? I done black snaked moan alla White (power) CBT's babay momma's even put it in dey mouf foe he kissin on um

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  20. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    That's funny.

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  21. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    He's going to go down to Little Rock with the rest of the clan and drag you around with his Bronco.

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  22. Black CBTJuly 23, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    Nigga we's active down hurr wishin a kracka would come on in to dis hood nigga

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  23. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Nobody white wants to go to the ghetto man. That living is for you and your peeps.

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  24. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Paid for by whitey.

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  25. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    this ron guy looks like that dude that took a bath in the sink at burger king. just a little bit older.

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  26. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    I don't remember that story.

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  27. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    http://www.break.com/index/burger-king-employee-takes-bath-in-sink.html

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  28. Bret Michaels - RIPJuly 23, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    We miss you Bret!

    Your music, and venereal disease will live on!

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  29. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    music and herpes....the gifts that keep on giving.

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  30. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    You're right, it does look kind of like him. Guy looks like he's having a great time too.

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  31. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    Bret's still alive. I know you are looking forward to his death though.

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  32. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    i think that dude was/is an aspiring rapper.

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  33. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    I couldn't hear him talk. Did he sound like one or what?

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  34. FMBJuly 23, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    Where's my bitch at? I told her she can't be on the internet no more if she wants to be with me and my fine specimen of the human body

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  35. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    She said you've gotten fat 'roid boy.

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  36. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    he has a myspace music profile. sounds like a typical no talent trying to jump on the bandwagon.

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  37. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Myspace is where big time music producers go to find talent.

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  38. FMBJuly 23, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    I pump da iron everyday and gove my self injections of tha insulin I am a goddess

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  39. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    No, you were injecting steroids, went to the gym for a few weeks, got some muscle, then got lazy, now that muscle turned to fat. Hence how you gained so much fat so quickly. But let Skeets still think it was insulin.

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  40. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    myspace is like the worldwide talent scout. i think robert deniro was discovered on myspace.

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  41. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    I think so too.

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  42. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    fmb was doing steroids. insulin alone wont build up your mass. it has to be used with hgh and/or roids for it to be effective.

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  43. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    here you go elfie, you need to put your mind to rest. read the last sentence of paragraph 2.

    http://www.steroidology.com/forum/anabolic-steroids-bodybuilding-articles/40-insulin-most-anabolic-hormone-part-1-2-a.html

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  44. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    Yep, and anyone who takes pics at the gym like he's He-Man is doing some 'roids.

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  45. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    i dont understand how or why she didnt do a simple google search on it. or maybe she just didnt wanna know the truth?

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  46. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    what up what up

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  47. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    I don't think many woman know about steroids Anonymous.

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  48. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    What's up Miami?

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  49. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Yeah it was painfully obvious that FMB was a roider.. Silly, naive, ladies..

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  50. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Oh yeah and Werd.

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  51. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Columbo whats up homo, chase any ambulances today?

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  52. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    Sir Ben Kingsley was actually discovered via Myspace Video

    So was Marlon Brando

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  53. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    women, easy to fool...hard to hide their bodies.

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  54. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Miami said...

    Columbo whats up homo, chase any ambulances today?


    Not today, its friday and Im too hung over... Ventured over to gay ass scottsdale last night

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  55. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    If Miami is really an MMA fighter then I am the heavy weight boxing champion of the world

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  56. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    scottsdale huh? what bar/s did you hit up?

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  57. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Sup Spur

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  58. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Im not a pro fighter

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  59. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Anonymous said...

    scottsdale huh? what bar/s did you hit up?


    be honest i dont even know, I was in Old Town and when to a sportsbar, a little grill place that was upstairs and a sushi type place.

    Its been so long since I've been there, and now I know why

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  60. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    Not much Oz. Three more hours and I'm gone.

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  61. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    ***went - not when

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  62. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    i kinda miss the dive bars in old town. j. chews and the coach house are pretty cool places. tt's roadhouse is cool too.

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  63. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    @spurs, me too! if that

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  64. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Anonymous said...

    i kinda miss the dive bars in old town. j. chews and the coach house are pretty cool places. tt's roadhouse is cool too.


    The bars where cool as fuck, but the douchebaggidry runs rampid all throughout that town

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  65. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    rampant****


    Hung over

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  66. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    yeah. the last time i went to a douchebag club i got into a fight. fuck those places.

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  67. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    "Anonymous said...

    yeah. the last time i went to a douchebag club i got into a fight. fuck those places. "


    I stayed out of the actual clubs, I KNOW I would get in a fight. Especially with all the new kinds of douches who buy a tap out shirt and all of a sudden they are the Next Ultimate Fighter - i.e. Miami

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  68. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    judo know what kind of gun i have?

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  69. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    cool, sounds really really dangerous

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  70. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    hahahaha, what do you mean. I am the next Ultimate Fighter

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  71. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    miami, whats your take on kimbo slice? hype or a good kisser?

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  72. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    He is mostly hype against trained fighters. For street fighting he is one of the best.. or was. Have you seen his old street fights? I used to watch his backyard fights at the barber shop years ago. He was a beast at that time and he was fighting untrained guys.

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  73. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    yeah, untrained guys. but once he went into the ring with a mediocre gay fighter he lost in 14 seconds flat.

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  74. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    Yeah, he only got those big fights because he filled seats and his pay per view events sold well

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  75. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    I cant believe kimbo lost to crybaby mitrione

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  76. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    he had pay per view fights?

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  77. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Mitrione chopped him down and took the win. Slice has horrible knees and he refuses to do anything about it.

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  78. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    Dont think he was ever headlining but he has been on the undercard for pay per view events

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  79. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    that one fight on cbs he headlined for against that huge guy from England was a big money maker supposedly, but not ppv

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  80. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    what about brock? do you think hes living up to the hype?

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  81. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    Brock is improving but I think Carwin should have had the last fight. I have seen fights stopped for less. I think Brock is an asshole though and I wish someone would just beat the piss out of him. Unfortunately, Carwin was probably the best suited for that and he lost 2nd round. Next he fights Cane Valezquez who is another beast... who knows if he is big enough to beat Brock though

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  82. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Brock sucks

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  83. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    do you think wearing affliction will handicap him with douchebaggery?

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  84. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    Funny Anonymous.

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  85. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    hey...you never know man. that douchebaggery can be a deal breaker.

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  86. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    It has been for Oz.

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  87. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    I think it's time to go smoke a bowl.

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  88. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    SPURS FAN said...

    It has been for Oz.


    funny. but I am the antithesis of douche, call me dirty pussy

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  89. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    lol...dirty pussy. what the???

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  90. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    Anon, hahahaha it will def have a neg impact

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  91. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I seriously thought Carwin was going to win also.

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  92. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I call Columbo dirty puss all the time.

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  93. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    what about the attempted comeback of mark kerr?

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  94. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    Randy Couture he is not. Coming back at 40+ is gonna be tough for Kerr. I dont believe in him.

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  95. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    Anon, you seem pretty into MMA, you watch regularly?

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  96. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    Kerr is gonna get creamed

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  97. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    Columbo, as much as I hate speaking directly to you, did you see Werdum beat Fedor?

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  98. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    im not really into it as much as i used to be. i watch it every now and then.

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  99. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    i think kerr had alot more potential before he got hooked on whatever it was he was hooked on. i think painkillers?

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  100. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    Yeah, its not easy to fight at that age. So many young, hungry fighters looking to make a name for themselves.

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  101. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    I'd like to get into the ring with Oz just so I could humiliate him.

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  102. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    hahahaha, Spurs did you take a ride around the block?

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  103. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    lucky you.... hope you hit it one time for all the dead homies... and living ones.

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  104. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    I hit it a few times for everyone in the world.

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  105. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    good man

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  106. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    I feel like one now, that's for sure. The rest of the day will be great.

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  107. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    mark kerrs pro debut was one of the best ever. he fought 3 matches in one night and broke his hand during the first fight...but still fought and won the next 2.

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  108. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    just like when kurt angle won the gold medal with a 2 fractured vertebrae.

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  109. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    is everyone out for a drive around the block?

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  110. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Miami - I missed that one actually. I watch about 85%. There are some ppv events thats just dont seem worth the $50

    Spurs - Honest to god on the holy bible I beat the shit outta you. Just sayin

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  111. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Hahahaaa Yeah okay, you probably never even been in a fight. You are 5"6" 145 and frail and weak as hell. You don't survive public TUSD high school, 29th street section 8, and 3 years in a maximum security if you can't beat up somebody like you

    Would never ever happen. Please log off of second life and come back to reality

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  112. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    I wish I was 5'6" you fat bitch, because when I pulverized you it would be all the more funny to me. Well, me and anyone else who saw it. It's called entertainment tubby.

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  113. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    yeah it would be entertaining, Screetch with cancer vs. Rocky Balboa

    Unfortunately the crowd would boo me for beating up a retarded, dying, midget

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  114. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Don't worry though Oz, I'd be sure there was a defibrillator right by the ring. I wouldn't want you to die. How would I rub it in your fat face then?

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  115. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    The crowd would cheer me as I whipped one of the 7 deadly sins Sloth.

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  116. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    When you resort to mom jokes, you've lost. Toss in the towel fatso. Wipe the grease off your chin first.

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  117. ColumboJuly 23, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    SPURS FAN said...

    The crowd would cheer me as I whipped one of the 7 deadly sins Sloth.


    This is america, we route for sloth, you on the other hand would be representing homosexuality, a less liked sin

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  118. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    No, a faggot is who you'd try to fight next after I destroyed you. Maybe after he knocked you out he'd fuck you too.

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  119. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    wow.... shots fired shots fired.... seems as though i missed some action

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  120. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    Yeah, and there's a man down by the name of Oz. Call in the medivac. Make sure it has a crane attached so it can pick his fat ass up.

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  121. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    hahahahha, I am curious as to when Oz will fire back a response. Undoubtedly, he will have something to say.

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  122. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    I think fat boy has had enough. Funny, he needs to learn to say that when he's eating.

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  123. AnonymousJuly 23, 2010 at 3:25 PM

    ok...im out for a bit. errands to run and shit like that. peace for now.

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  124. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    Later Anonymous.

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  125. ElfieJuly 23, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    There is such hostility in here nowadays... what gives? Have the stars aligned? Is it a full moon?

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  126. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    Not sure about that, but I know it's a full plate whenever Oz sits down to eat.

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  127. ElfieJuly 23, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    I guess it better than having an empty plate right?

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  128. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    Philosopher.

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  129. MiamiJuly 23, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Spurs, have a great weekend my man, I am gonna make a run for it... they'll never take me alive!!!!!!

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  130. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Later on Miami. Have a great weekend.

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  131. SPURS FANJuly 23, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    "Spurs all you can do is find different ways to say i am fat, its tired and played. Not to mention, I am not fat, and you really are ugly and a pussy. So as long as you keep (thinking) that you win your thread wars, at least your life isnt a complete failure."

    Ramblings of a loser. And I posted something new.

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