I entered a contest for a local radio station is having for 5k worth of furniture. My puppy ate my furniture & due to the fact that I had to save his booty 2X (which cost me about $4700) and I am a broke-ass section 8 bitch I cannot afford to buy new ones... please vote for me. I'm in gallery 1, 16th spot I think. Anyway as most of you know my name is Hayley.
Here's the link. You can vote once a day from a unique i.p. Frankly Skeets, I would have just let the dog go and bought some furniture, but that's just me. I agree though, you do need some new furniture.
Hey, you know what we could do? Get 10 guys together to put in $500 each (about $450 too much, but it's charity), and then run a train on Skeets. I call dibs on the first turn.
You're right. You are number 16 now.
ReplyDeletePervert.
ReplyDeleteI took the line out about your tits Skeets. It didn't fit with the last part of the comment.
ReplyDeleteI would too Anonymous, but then again it just depends on how much booze I have in me.
ReplyDeleteI checked out the B team (slide 2). Not good.
ReplyDeleteThey let the zoo out in Gallery Two.
ReplyDeleteFunny, they did. I think the only decent one was 15 or 16. The one in the jeans.
ReplyDeleteAnd number 4 isn't that bad.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird cause a lot of those girls in gallery #2 were in gallery #1 until this morning. A lot of them were on there before I entered last night and the entry dealine was today at 8 am. They shuffled them around.
ReplyDeleteWhen does the voting close?
ReplyDeleteI think the 12th cause the winner is announced on the 13th.
ReplyDeleteAll right. We need to try to get you as many votes as possible. Is there a second or third prize?
ReplyDeleteI voted for you!
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you kinkyb!tch. You can vote once a day, so that's cool.
ReplyDeleteno, that is the only prize.
ReplyDeleteThanks KBeezy my Breezy.
Sweet jesus, I just went through all the pics...nasty.
ReplyDeleteHow come I didn't hear about this? I don't need a new couch, but I would've layed out on it and took some pics.
That would have been great kinkyb!tch. You should do it anyway and submit them. But send them here first, that way I can offer suggestions. Because I know you'd want them.
ReplyDeleteI liked the chick who looked like she was 5'1, dark complexion and diminutive hands. The back side of her couch was fucked up, I could have helped her with the front side.
ReplyDeleteShe would have won from pity votes after seeing her cushions ripped to shreds.
ReplyDeleteGood one EV.
ReplyDeletegallery 1 bangables and or hot
ReplyDelete7,11,16,22,23
Gallery 2 - a few maybes
14,15,16
good day
Have a nice night Oz.
ReplyDeletea couple of them bitches in the first gallery (maybe elfie if she is not being mean to me) I would take to sam levitz right now and hook the joint up if they'd give me a weeks worth of romping
ReplyDeleteSkeets is going to contemplate that offer for awhile Oz. It's probably going to be on her mind all night.
ReplyDeleteIm sure I be like
ReplyDelete"yo you yo girlie, a guinea like me gots 60 day financin over der at da sam lebbitz"
That line would work for sure.
ReplyDeletewhy are you guys called guineas?
ReplyDeleteYou mean the term for Italians? Good question.
ReplyDeleteI have a Sam Levitz account but I don't like buying stuff like that on credit... I've always bought stuff like furniture with cash.
ReplyDeleteI think "yoz breEzy, flote dat azz dis way and come chirp ya boi" might strike a chord.
ReplyDeleteSmart move Elfie.
ReplyDeleteBecause the during WWII the Italian military fascist regime invaded Guinea Africa and set up base where Romel soon took over. The Guineans eventually revolted against the Italian army and drove the out. Americans and Brits who fought against the Germans and Italian sawreffred to the militia as the Guinee battalians.
ReplyDeleteHence "guinea"
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In this case, "Guinea" is a slang derogatory word. Used as a put-down against dark skinned Italians (usually of Sicilian heritage). The variation in color stemmed from the invasion by the Moors. The Moors were a conquering group out of North Africa. They invaded and settled in areas of the Sahara desert, then moved on to invade the Italian island of Sicily. The Moors stronghold on the area was removed when Spain later drove them out due to Italy being a providence of Spain at that time. There was obviously enough mixing of the races by that time to have an overall effect on the look of the people.
With any invasion there is always hatred of the invaders, and, of course, hatred against any remnants left behind. So within Italy itself, there were social issues due to this color variation. A more general put-down for all Italians would be "wop", but again, the term "guinea" is usually reserved for Italians of color.
I think that would strike a chord for sure EV. Just curious, are you high?
ReplyDeleteActually, not right now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that Streets. So it's for dark skinned Italians. Do you know if there's a term for fat Italians? I need a specific term for Oz.
ReplyDeleteJust curious. You get over your sinus problems?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm thinking it was just something the storm brought in. And by storm, I mean that pathetic hour of rainfall we had that one day.
ReplyDeleteso Wop really is (kinda) a guinea. He looked dark in that pic where he was about to boost that parking meter.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering what the definition of a storm is around that area after you wrote about that the other night.
ReplyDeleteI like the term boost kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteyes it applies, I am sicilian and pretty dark, though not as dark as some of my relatives
ReplyDeleteI didn't know why they were called that so I googled it... I am the googler.
ReplyDeleteYou are.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's sad about those couches? They are only 2 1/2 yrs old and cost me a couple gs, my coffee table, end tables and bookshelf are also all chewed on.
ReplyDeleteOh and I have another picture I almost used instead where I am in a swimsuit.
ReplyDeleteThat is sad. Do you think the dog would do that to new furniture?
ReplyDeleteWhere's that pic?
ReplyDeleteI have it on my computer at home... and no the dog is now contained in another part of my house I call "the little room" and can only go in the little room or outside when I am not home.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. So you'll be home in what? 30 minutes?
ReplyDeleteall ELFIE needs to do is hit me up and ill buy her the couch, but she already has a man that doesnt buy her shit..ELFIE what happen between us? i thought i was going to be your babys daddy :D
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 20K? She no longer has a man bud.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThanks for that Streets. So it's for dark skinned Italians. Do you know if there's a term for fat Italians? I need a specific term for Oz."
The word is DeLouisioso.
That sounds good.
ReplyDeleteIt means "posessing the qualities of Dom Delouise, except not funny".
ReplyDeleteThat would be more accurate.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Malunties? That beat up couch looks like the one we had down in the basement in the frat back in the day. Get rid of that shit Elfie.
ReplyDeleteSo I havent checked out the dirty in a while. Went over to hooman's site went through the first two pages and it looks like his comments have gone way down and most from what I saw were clowning on Mr.Richie-Lamas.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous? I looked at one post over there about Stern (I do remember watching the original Miss Stern on E!), I liked how people were ripping on his "wife."
ReplyDeleteYeah that's one I looked at too. They were ripping on the "wifey" and hooman. He's so delusional he thinks he really thinks he's bigger then Howard Stern. Spurz I also watched Stern when he was on E back in the day. Those were the freaking days man.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up everybody?
ReplyDeleteNice rack Elfie, I voted for you by the way
Oh yeah. When Jackie was on. And Casey. That guy was funny.
ReplyDeleteI said thinks twice,, my bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Dirtyhater? That's cool you voted for her.
ReplyDeleteWhat up DH? Oh and yeah Elfie does have a great rack!
ReplyDeleteMan, that's awesome. That would have been great if you snapped a pic of that.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like an awesome Monday at the office.
ReplyDeleteYea it would have, also may have cost me my job. Company is very image conscious. Been a few others got away with shit just to keep it out of the papers.
ReplyDeleteWonder how much the guy took?
ReplyDeletedunno, he was keeping checks refunded back to the company from transportation companies from what i hear. We had a guy who used to write P.O.s to phoney companies and deposit the checks in his account. FBI took his ass away. I know he got hundreds of thousands
ReplyDeleteThen we had a 3 guys selling our products on Ebay. They would scrap the S/Ns and then sneak shit out the back door. When some cam back not working and the S/Ns were flakey, the started looking and the FBI busted them too.
ReplyDeleteDamn. That sounds like a cool place to work. Schemes, money, arrests, fun times.
ReplyDeleteWell, been there almost 15 yrs so I've seen a lot.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have.
ReplyDeleteWe got some completed prototypes in on a project I've spent probably a yr and a half on. Pretty cool, semi worked out of the box, found a software glitch so no data transfer yet. But it will be passing 10 Gigabits soon, nothing like it in the world.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool you work on stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteIf you could get that speed at home, you could download the whole internet in a few days. Of course it would cost you a fortune. The rest of the world has much faster internet speeds then we do. I think taiwan is the fastest, like ten time faster then US.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the mexicans drug lords put a price on Sherrif Joe in Az? 1 million.
ReplyDeleteTaiwan? Really? Honestly I figured that the U.S. would be on par with the rest of the world.
ReplyDeleteAnd what will obama do? Nothing.
ReplyDeleteI did. I was going to do a post about that later on.
ReplyDeleteNo we are slow, infrastructure is to old. Shit is to far apart. You can't run really high speed over copper more then a few thousand yds without regeneration and that cost lots of money. Fiber is expensive and takes 3 times as loong to run so it's being deployed slowly.
ReplyDeleteThat's what Obama does best,,nothing. As a matter of fact that will probably be the short answer reflection of what Obama accomplished in his one term of presidency. Nothing.
ReplyDeleteHey he was great on the View though. Next week he's going to be hosting the TMZ tv show. The Prez is doing big things.
That View appearance was a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteCable could be faster but again, $$$ plus they have no incentive, they just have to beat the phone co by a little. I think taiwan has like 100 mbs avg speed, we are under 10.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anon. But sadly, nothing would surprise me with this clown.
ReplyDeleteObama spends his time taking vacations, date nights with the wife, hooking up OTHER countries, and answering questions about Lindsay Lohan on talk shows.
ReplyDeleteI think the internet is pretty fast as it is right now DH.
ReplyDeleteWord on the street is that Obama is making a play for his own reality show in the white house. Hahahahaha. Obama wants to be a celeb more then Nik Richie does.
ReplyDeleteIt is for the avg user, but business and people who download large files, lots of video, HD video all benefit from more speed. Have you heard of Uverse from ATT? It actually uses two phone lines to deliver HD TV, your phone line and internet. Verizon has a version as well, it works on fiber.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of Uverse.
ReplyDeleteObama has an ego the size of congress, he can't say two words without saying "I"
ReplyDeleteI voted for your Elfie.. I'll try to vote tomorrow on my other computer..
ReplyDeleteSome of the couches on there were hilarious. And you can always fix your couch up with some covers.
What's going on Astrid? Long time no see. And remember, you can vote once a day from each computer depending on if they are different i.p.'s.
ReplyDeleteI'll try the other in a little bit..
ReplyDeleteHey astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou should put up a daily reminder with the link spurs
So what have you been up to Astrid? Anything exciting going on in your world?
ReplyDeleteDirtyhater has a good idea... and I have just been swimming and getting a sunburn spurs, not too exciting
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was planning on doing Dirtyhater. And underneath her pic there's a link that's supposed to take you right to her pic, but it doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteI imagine KB's couches are nice and her house is super clean... she seems like a germaphobe..
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Astrid.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem like a germaphobe.
ReplyDeleteI figured you were busy training for the video you're supposed to do for 2dirty4u Astrid.
ReplyDeleteyea spurs.. I am working my money maker hard, but not getting any money, so 2dirty better have his wallet ready when I am... lol
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he'll be ready.
ReplyDeleteThanks for voting guys!
ReplyDeleteSours, here is one of the swimsuit pics
have you ever seen the movie Critters spurs?
ReplyDeleteKind of a small pic Streets, but it looks good.
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't Astrid. Is it good? And that's kind of an old movie right?
ReplyDeleteI like the photo you used better than that bikini one.. you look good in both, but I like the other one better
ReplyDeleteyes.. it's an old movie spurs. I liked it when I was little, but it's probably lame now
ReplyDeleteI like your avatar Astrid.
ReplyDeletethanks... those are critters
ReplyDeleteI figured they were Astrid.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VkxRD3s5_I
ReplyDeleteI like the clothed picture better too.
ReplyDeletecritters can roll up into balls... they are evil popples
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd get very scared watching that Astrid.
ReplyDeleteget stoned and watch it and you'll piss your pants....
ReplyDelete... from laughter
There's an idea. Were you high when you watched it?
ReplyDeletelol... I was about 5 when I watched it
ReplyDeleteI used to love popples... and I am pretty sure i used to laugh at critters. Have you ever seen Leprechaun?
ReplyDeleteyea.. I saw that a long time ago too... I don't remember anything about it really except Jennifer Anniston and the four leaf clover
ReplyDeleteI remember Killer Klouns from Outerspace
ReplyDeleteI've seen part of Leprechaun, I thought it was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteYep, remember that one too Astrid.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Anniston was in it? I had no idea!
ReplyDeleteI thought the Leprechaun was cute... like a little baby.
... and the movie It was cool too
ReplyDeleteI never saw that one Astrid.
ReplyDeleteyes.. she is in it.. she is even in the trailer
ReplyDeleteI remember she took her shirt off and I think her death involved a fan..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdUKkxYzXk
IT was a Stephen King book turned into a movie about a clown... it freaked me out
ReplyDeleteOh IT still freaks me out!
ReplyDeleteThe Child's Play franchise was laughable. Ever see any of those movies?
ReplyDeletethe first one scared me shitless though... I was a little kid and I was scared of my dolls for a long time
ReplyDeletethe first horror movie I was allowed to watch was Nightmare on Elm St.
I never saw Bride of Chuckie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think it was Nightmare or Friday the 13th for me.
ReplyDeletehaha My aughter watched Chucky once with my younger brother... she was 2. She then proceeded to chase my sister around with a wig on and a mini sith in her hand like a litte possessed baby.
ReplyDeleteI also remember watching the Warlock series, Pumpkinhead, and Witchboard... my dad thinks Puppet Master is funny
ReplyDeleteDo you remember this song from Friday the 13th?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkg_p1rRgto
I remember Pumpkinhead.
ReplyDeleteNice throwback song Skeets. Nice pic too.
ReplyDeletethat is nightmare on elm st.. and so was this gay song
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee2YFJKYF8Y
I remember Cat's Eye with Drew Barrymore... and the cat defended her from the little troll in the wall... I liked that movie when I was a little kid..
ReplyDeleteFunny, that song was gay Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI thought Caty's Eye was pretty good.
ReplyDelete*Cat's*
ReplyDeletedid you guys ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000
ReplyDeleteYOure right Astrid. Cat's eye used to freak me out too.
ReplyDeleteYep, those two were funny.
ReplyDeleteI liked those... I used to watch them with my friends and sometimes we'd rent gay ass horror movies and do commenting on them like that..
ReplyDeleteNice. You mentioning Mystery Science reminded me that Beavis and Butthead are coming back on. I'm looking forward to that.
ReplyDeletethe last time I tried watching them... I realized how stupid they were
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they'll give Mike Judge more cash to put into it and now he has more of a free reign than he did the last time. I remember the uproar back then. It's tame by today's standards.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he'll bring back Daria.
ReplyDeleteI never liked Daria.... do you like King of the Hill?
ReplyDeletebtw.... this video is gay but I often watch it to laugh
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa1eCJwjhWc
I never liked Daria either. And I tried watching it. But I liked when Beavis and Butthead called her, "Diarrhea, Diarrhea."
ReplyDeleteThat video was terrible Astrid.
ReplyDeletedid you see when he dipped his glitter studded crotch on the camera lens.... if he was naked I we would have seen his asshole too
ReplyDeleteI really think that guy is gay after watching that video..
the crotch dip was at 4:35... and he kept grabbing and smacking his ass at the beginning...
ReplyDeleteI think that video was designed so he could show off the gayest outfits in his closet... I especially liked the assless chaps he walked out in..
Yes, I stopped at that mark. It was about 2 and a half minutes in.
ReplyDeleteOh, a crotch shot. I thought you were referring to him mooning the camera.
ReplyDeleteno.. the crotch dip.. and the big mic looked like a penis.. and at the end he rubbed his crotch up and down the guitarist's leg..
ReplyDeleteWhat this during his drug phase or what? I can't believe some women actually thought he was hot at one time....
maybe if you dressed like that you'd get a shitload of groupies too
ReplyDeleteMaybe. There's a thought.
ReplyDeleteif you pin a dog tail on your ass... you'll get the werewolf chicks in Texas too
ReplyDeleteI kind of like those goth chicks.
ReplyDeleteThat's not going to ever happen.
ReplyDeletedye your hair black..
ReplyDeleteI don't think that will look good.
ReplyDelete.. but even if you start dating a goth girl... you'd hate the music..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbG63oLamk
Well your skin is defintely pale enough Sours... all you need to do is dye your hair black and slack on some guyliner (Getrad can show you how).
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's a lame song Astrid.
ReplyDeleteslap not slack! ha
ReplyDeletetry this song spurs...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dW6aNAZGTM&feature=related
There's an idea Skeets. I'll e-mail Getrad.
ReplyDeleteyea spurs... just idolize getrad and you can pull all the chicks walking out of Twilight
ReplyDeleteThat's a gay song too Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI could have my choice too Astrid. I can go pedo or MILF.
ReplyDeleteI posted that song spurs
ReplyDeleteThere was this music video in the mid- late 90's that was 2 women (one dressed in white and one dressed in black) and they were doing some kind of magic with a turning a guy into a tree or something like that? I cannot for the life me think of the bank or the song... anyone know what I am talking about?
ReplyDeleteSorry, I meant Astrid. I'm used to Skeets playing crap DJ.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI don't know either Elfie.. it doesn't sound familiar to me... The only tree I remember is in an Ugly Kid Joe video
ReplyDeletehmmmmm I better post a yahoo answer thing cause this is going to drive me nuts.
ReplyDeleteYou should Elfie. I tried googling it, but I'm not "The Googler" like you are.
ReplyDeletethis is video I was talking about
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU&feature=avmsc2
I remember that song Astrid. Was that your favorite song at one time?
ReplyDeletenot really my favorite song, but I liked it... I remember thinking the video was kind of cool though...
ReplyDeleteI also thought Metallica had some cool videos, but I hate their music..
ReplyDeleteDid you like AC/DC?
ReplyDeleteI used to like that song Astrid... it is a remake.
ReplyDeleteThere is a tree in this one too... the root turns into a man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlMWAl7tIro
no... I can't stand ac/dc.. do you like them?
ReplyDeleteelfie is the song your think of a rock song, and is the singer a male or female?
ReplyDeleteI liked some of AC/DC's songs.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could grow men like that
ReplyDeleteFunny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteTHe woman in the video is the singer, she plays both the lady in white and the lady in black. It is alternative.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could grow men like that too.
ReplyDeletecould it be Kitty?
ReplyDeleteWho's that Astrid?
ReplyDelete