Monday, August 2, 2010
Fun at the pool
This is probably one of those "have to be there" times, whatever. I swear, some people need to learn how to conduct themselves in public.
Breezy, thanks for the banner.
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Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI hope you peed in the pool before the kids arrived.
What's up Miami? I should have just jumped back in and taken a dump. Let it float around for awhile.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha, that would have been very caddy-shackesque... How was your weekend?
ReplyDeletePretty good man, how was yours?
ReplyDeleteNot bad at all, I was supposed to be in Vegas this weekend but plans changed. I am now going to NY this Thursday instead.
ReplyDeleteNice, what are you going to do there?
ReplyDeleteI am hopefully gonna party and kick back with my buddies. No work this trip, just leisure. You got any vacations on the horizon?
ReplyDeleteSounds fun. And I'm going to Houston next week to check out a Braves game. Either Tuesday or Wednesday. I think I'll stay there a few days.
ReplyDeleteThat should be good. You have family/friends in Houston
ReplyDeleteFriends.
ReplyDeleteWhoa someone taught their frog how to talk (albeit not very well) and wear $5 hats!
ReplyDeleteGood one chubs.
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ReplyDeleteWell done GG.
ReplyDeleteWTF we might as well learn to speak Spanish because apparently no know knows how to speak English anymore.
ReplyDeleteDon't you work at a gas station GG?
ReplyDeleteWe should play a drinking game, every time he says "Ya know" and "like" and "so: we drink. We will be bagged in 4 mins
ReplyDeleteYou do that Oz. You don't want to drink too much though, you already have a beer belly.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch the entire video because my head started spinning from all the repetitive ya know's
ReplyDeletegas station ? do they still exist ?
They do.
ReplyDelete"Ya know, Ya know, so, Ya know, like, ya know, I referenced a story from the 1700's while bullying kids at my parents house, so, ya know, like, ya know"
ReplyDeleteat least you didnt try to lore any of the kids back to your parents basement. (or didnt include it in the story)
No, I left that part out.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo, I left that part out. "
HAHA!!
Honestly though, I know what you are referring to, I lived in one of those divisions, they suck
Well it's a nice place. It's about 90% retirees. But ol' granny had to fuck things up. There's been complaints about her grandkids because they act like heathens. I told my parents about what the old bag said to me, my dad was pretty pissed.
ReplyDeleteOz, over the weekend I had a lot of hits off that Tammy Torres whore you like.
ReplyDeleteColumbo, I am coming to your part of the country to take over.
ReplyDeleteOz doesn't live in New York anymore. As a matter of fact I don't think he ever did, but just says that because he's a dago and it's like some requirement to say you're from that area.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha, that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteIt does.
ReplyDeletebtw, nice revamp of the header/logo Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where all the regulars are at? Maybe its the Monday's turned epidemic
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Good question.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Columbo throws his pasta at the walls like the dago's in NY do to test if it is ready.
ReplyDeleteOr is it the fridge they throw it at? Whatever, do you throw your pasta, Wop?
ReplyDeleteNo, he just throws it down his fat mouth kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteand don't start getting all sensitive on me after reading that question. I am genuinely interested in knowing whether or not you throw pasta at the walls.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWell ya know it's like a nice place. ya know It's about 90% retirees. But like ol' granny had to fuck things up ya know. There's like been complaints about her ya know grandkids because they ya know act like heathens. I told my parents ya know about what the old bag like said to me, my dad was like pretty pissed. ya know
Aren't you some oil or gas kingpin? You'd think with all that money you have you'd be happy. But maybe you really do suck dick in gas station bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing New Orleans needs is another piece of trash like you GG. I'll tell you what they do need being you are there. Another fucking hurricane.
ReplyDeleteshots fired, shots fired.
ReplyDeleteYep, faggot down, faggot down. Now who's going to man the glory whole?
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahhahaha, I take it GG is not your best friend.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOz doesn't live in New York anymore. As a matter of fact I don't think he ever did, but just says that because he's a dago and it's like some requirement to say you're from that area."
Spurs, that's all true, but I believe the politically correct term is "guinea".
I don't even know the queer. He used to leave comments here, then he got ganged up on and couldn't handle it, gathered up his purse, tampons and pussy and then hit the bricks. I guess after being away a few months he gathered some balls (not just the ones he's been putting in his faggot mouth) and decided to talk some shit to me. Bad move on the faggot's part.
ReplyDeleteThat's right CBT, guinea.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to have left the room this time. Maybe he wont be back. Thats funny chit meng.
ReplyDeleteHe probably remembered he sucks at commenting (not to mention life in general) and split. He can go back to the drawing board as many times as he wants, it's not going to do any good.
ReplyDeleteBtw, toss a Baby Ruth bar or two in the pool, that'll clear it out, then pull a Bill Murray from Caddyshack and wade out, pick one up and take a bite. Pool's all yours for good.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, there she is. I'm not a pussy, I think I can handle insults GG.
ReplyDeleteI never said Giggity sucks dicks in gas station bathrooms. He said he was in the oil business and I allowed as to how if he was, he was managing a Git N Go and mopping gas station bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteWell, I remember his comments, I don't doubt he is indeed in the oil business. He seemed to know what he was talking about if I remember correctly.
ReplyDeleteEveryone thinks they trade oil and 90% of them show up with BS deals.
ReplyDeleteI got a shout out! I feel so special now.
ReplyDeleteThey learn the lingo and end up with no product, no buyer, and usually little information.
ReplyDeleteShout out to Elfie son!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets?
ReplyDeleteSome guy who works as a nurse for my boss has been trying to get me to start trading options Miami. I used to want to get involved in options long ago, but I'm not sure now.
ReplyDeleteOption trading all day baby. This is real deal opportunity. I trade options on the side. There is a ton of money in options trading.
ReplyDeleteYou do pretty well?
ReplyDeleteHaha hey guys!
ReplyDeleteBe skeptical though, people come up with bs info after making one deal and steer you in the wrong direction. My suggestion is paper trade till you get 10 for 10 on pos. rips. then go live with real money... try to start with at least 2-3k
ReplyDeleteHello Elfie, how are you?
ReplyDeleteI do okay, its good side money for now, but in the next few months if things take off, I will dump my 9-5 and do it full time.
ReplyDeleteCool, thanks Miami. Yeah, he recommended I start with about $2500.
ReplyDeleteBest way to start is by using naked put/call options, dont buy the stock to back up your position. Instead look for channeling stocks. Use freestockcharts.com to start watching.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome man. Do you do mostly call or put options? This guy says he does a lot of straddles.
ReplyDeleteI'm good man... how are you? Sorry to hear about your confrontation at the pool... you should have decked the old broad.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, you just answered.
ReplyDeletethats just for monitoring. There are many more sites that can help with pooling information.
ReplyDeleteI'm fine, thanks. And it wasn't a big deal Elfie, she didn't deserve to be decked. There have been complaints about her grandkids, I guess she just wanted to try to hardass someone.
ReplyDeleteI never wrote you traded oil GG. I just knew you were involved in the oil business somehow.
ReplyDeletestart checking it out and if you like the idea of trading, then I think we can get deeper into it. Its a great way to make money. Simple example, if you bought BP on the way down from $54, you had multiple entry points that would have yielded 100K from 10K, and that required little research to see that one coming.
ReplyDeleteMy mom lives off of oil money.
ReplyDeleteSo I gotta ask everyone on here a favor.
ReplyDeleteno elfie
ReplyDeleteThanks Miami. Hey, sometime send me your e-mail if you don't mind. I'd like more information.
ReplyDelete:( :( :( triple sad face :( make that quadruple
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Skeets?
ReplyDeleteAsk away.
ReplyDeleteI entered a contest for a local radio station is having for 5k worth of furniture. My puppy ate my furniture & due to the fact that I had to save his booty 2X (which cost me about $4700) and I am a broke-ass section 8 bitch I cannot afford to buy new ones... please vote for me. I'm in gallery 1, 18th spot I think. Anyway as most of you know my name is Hayley
ReplyDeletehttp://johnjayandrich.krq.com/pages/hot-moms-dirty-couches/vote-entrants.php?gid=1
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI just voted for you, #4 right? Thank me later.
sorry i meant #3
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteyou got mail son
Voted wrong Miami, I am obvioulsy the old broad with the yellow gloves and feather duster haha
ReplyDeleteI'll vote for you Elfie. We should do a post on it putting the link so you can win.
ReplyDeleteThanks! and that would be great Sours.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. How do I vote?
ReplyDeleteNice pic by the way.
ReplyDeleteI voted for that hot chick #18 actually =)~
ReplyDeleteGood luck #18 and #3, my penis wishes you both all the best!!!
ReplyDeletethanks... click past my picture and there's a vote for me button, once you push that it asks for your email address.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS Miami! haha
ReplyDeleteGot your e-mail Miami, thanks.
ReplyDeleteanytime
ReplyDeleteI guess it's this old shitty computer I'm on, I can't see the vote button. But I'm leaving work already and heading home, I'll vote when I get there.
ReplyDeletecool, get money get money. You have a great set up to trade while you work spurs. You can start paper trading with a number of different sites. One of them is optionsexpress.com. They received high ratings and they have commercials on CNBC all the time.
ReplyDeleteKind of in context with this post, I went night swimming at 3 am this weekend.. no one in my complex said ish, then again I live in the Ghetto and they were probably all thinking if I wanted to risk my life so be it.
ReplyDeleteElfie, what state are you from?
ReplyDeleteSome ghettos are worse than others, just curious which one you call home
ReplyDeleteArizona. I live in Tucson.. it's not really the Ghetto, just Midtown.
ReplyDeleteSweet, well hopefully you win, but I have to ask. Are you worried your doggy will F the new stuff up too?
ReplyDeleteThanks Miami, I'll check out that site.
ReplyDeleteNo bums around the pool Elfie?
ReplyDeleteThanks, I hope I win too.
ReplyDeleteI have a new set up that allows them to go in and out of the house but keeps them from roaming around the house anymore when I am not home. He is almost out of his puppy phase too, he'll be a year end of this month.
No bums that night Sours...
ReplyDeleteI throw pasta at my fridge sometimes.
I condition my dogs with regular beatings. It teaches them 2 things.
ReplyDelete1) Dont fuck with the boss
and
2) Dont fuck with the boss
Just voted for you Skeets. I'll vote from a work computer tomorrow too. I see they track ip's.
ReplyDeleteI hope GG didn't take that personally Oz, I was just fucking with him.
ReplyDeleteShould have just ran at that old bitch flailing and screaming to see if she'd run away.
ReplyDeleteTrain her like I train my dogs Spurs. That'll learn her real proper like!!!
ReplyDeleteThat probably would have worked too EV. What's going on man?
ReplyDeleteThanks Sours, yeah they do... you can vote once a day from each email and ip. So if all my work computers are on the same network does that mean we all have the same ip?
ReplyDeleteI don't beat my dogs, but I should be beat his little ass every now and again. My other dog is an angel... she is so wonderful.
beat them both Elfie, dont show favortism
ReplyDeleteBut I like one and not the other? And the one who is bad thinks he owns me and wont let my other dog near me... he is an asshole.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they all have the same IP Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI'm eating some homemade tacos (with homemade taco sauce)... the kind that the meat mixture and shell are deep fried together. They are SO good.
ReplyDeleteI hate old bitches, they smell of liniment
ReplyDeleteWhere was this at EV?
ReplyDeleteI am watching man v food in my office. The show is making me hungry for blueberry pancakes
ReplyDeleteMy cousin used to live in a gated community with some real sour old broads that ruled this place with an iron fist. Self-appointed and a serious power complex. One night she got mad and stood in the middle of the key so we'd stop playing. I made her nervous cause I dribbled in the ball in front of her like I was going to cross that ass up.
ReplyDeleteNever seen that show Miami. What channel is it on?
ReplyDelete"Cross that ass up?" Funny. You should have broken her ankles EV.
ReplyDeleteits on the travel channel, this guy eats unbelievable amounts of food in different restaurants around the country. He enters those challenges where if you eat ____ then you get your name on the wall. That type of shit
ReplyDeleteLike Iverson.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of that, Like Mike was on TV the other day. I like how Bow Wow fakes Iverson and dunks on Carter.
ReplyDeleteI voted for #12
ReplyDeleteColumbo, I voted for #19, check her out
ReplyDeleteI wish I could dunk, I can only grab the net. My Brother was the one blessed with height.
ReplyDeleteElfie, you're number 16.
ReplyDeleteBillie P. was the hottest chick on that list.
ReplyDelete"Like Iverson."
ReplyDeleteFunny dude.
She's number 18 CBT.
ReplyDelete#19 is better EV, check her out with her firearm
ReplyDelete#19 is hot.
ReplyDeleteSkeets is going to win though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's funny. NRA members will be all over that.
ReplyDeleteThey changed it around and I am now #16 instead of #18. weird.
ReplyDeleteThat is weird.
ReplyDeleteOn my computer you are still 18.
ReplyDeleteOz would like the new 23, she look s Filipino
ReplyDeletehmmm I dont even know man.
ReplyDelete#25 is a beast
ReplyDeletegallery 2 is full of beasts
ReplyDeleteThe Filipino isn't bad.
ReplyDeleteI like gallery #2... girl #3. She is showin booty.
ReplyDeleteI want the trashy-looking one.
ReplyDeleteim voting for #10 gallery 2
ReplyDeletebahaha... she is like 60 yrs old.
ReplyDelete#11 gallery 2 should be interviewed by the police. Looks like she blew someone's brains out on the couch.
ReplyDeleteGallery #2... #13 is pretty hot too.
ReplyDeleteI like how gallery two has one chick in there twice with a different last name initial.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgAWiGaEeQ0
ReplyDeletehahaha. good stuff. ;)
#13 got beat with the ugly stick one too many times.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a meth head.
ReplyDeleteyeah, really hot
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Skeets is number 16. Number 18's pretty cute, but that ain't Elfie.
ReplyDeleteMy dick likes #15, Gallery 1.
ReplyDeleteI just went through Gallery #2 and am now blind.
ReplyDeleteWell, she was number 18 CBT. I'm going to post the link soon.
ReplyDeleteHow do I get to the second gallery?
ReplyDeleteIt's to the top and right of the pictures.
ReplyDeleteAlright guys, take care. I'm out of here.
ReplyDeleteBye Miami!
ReplyDeleteI see that Skeets. When I clicked on it, nothing happened.
ReplyDeleteLater on Miami. Thanks again for the links.
ReplyDeleteYour posted Skeets.
ReplyDeleteThanks man.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteAnd I meant *you're* posted.
ReplyDeleteNice video but I think you need to say the words "you know" a few more times. You only said it 55 times in the span of your 4 minute video.
ReplyDelete(Yes, I counted...)
lol
I know, I probably should have actually watched it and then did it again. I admit, I sound like an idiot.
ReplyDelete