Thursday, August 5, 2010

Larissa Riquelme naked





This is the lady who promised to get naked if Paraguay won the World Cup. Of course they didn't win, but she's naked now anyway. So nice job H Para Nombres.

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  1. Appaerently people feel the same way about that Torres skank you are into. That chick gets a lot of hits.

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  2. Why yes I do. I am a hit maker

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  3. You are Oz. Your skanks are going platinum.

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  4. I'm not a fan of fake boobs, but hers aren't bad. The arreola is a little too large though.

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  5. I was thinking the same thing Sours... her nipple looks a bit weird and big in that first naked photo.

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  6. Yep. Hey, how do your fake boobs measure up to hers Skeets? How are your arreolas doing?

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  7. Well she has a fairly large gap between hers, whereas mine are closer together. My areolas are smaller and closer to the color of the rest of my skin than hers are. Hers are nicely centered on her boob though.

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  8. Calm down Faglett! I was answering.

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  9. Sorry, I just had my pants down, I needed an answer. So are your areolas centered nicely on your rack? I do like that yours are smaller Skeets. I'll probably spray the carpet underneath my desk with some jizz. Thanks Skeets!

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  10. Can't you send me a tit pic? I don't get the big deal. You don't have to show your face or anything.

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  11. You still nervous about your appointment?

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  12. Excited Sours? I'm not sending you a tittay pic... nope.

    and yes I am still nervous but I'm at work today so I have less time to worry about it haha.

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  13. I didn't think you would. How's this? You win that furniture, then you can send a tit pic in.

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  14. And I hope you'll fill us in on your doctor's visit. Don't worry, herpes can be controlled.

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  15. what appointment is this you are worried about?

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  16. what is your c%ck like spurs? straight? curved? thin? girthy? approx. length? you should post a picture of it. i don't see what the big deal is. you don't have to show your face.

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  17. It's small. And it's all darkened, like a burnt hot dog. A very small one that is.

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  18. And calm down, I'm just giving Skeets a hard time.

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  19. Faglett, because I wont give you tittay pics so you reveal my deepest darkest secrets? YOu swore you'd neer tell! Haha

    Wop I have ADHD and I'm probably getting meds today. That is all.

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  20. Not to mention sharing needles Oz. That's not good.

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  21. Forgot about the needles, for his "insulin"

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  22. She needs it Oz. It only fucks with your brain if you don't need it. I should know. I've popped a couple adderall before and even snorted it one time. I was bouncing around everywhwere.

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  23. That's right, insulin. Even though he took pics of himself working out at the gym (what roid heads do), and then got all flabby all of a sudden (what happens to 'roid heads when they quit hitting the gym).

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  24. do they know how nervous you are about the meds elfie?

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  25. Spurs show me your weenis!

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  26. I thought her nipples would be bigger honestly.... I remember seeing them coming out of her bra the first time she was posted..

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  27. I kinda didn't like her arreolas and nips at first too, but I would still flick 'em.

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  28. Don't be nervous Elf. I'm telling you, if all of us were on mental health meds the world would be a lot better.

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  29. Astrid, did you get sour skittles? They are foul, don't if you haven't. Go with Sour Punch Straws if you want sour candy again.

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  30. What's up Astrid? No, I'm not showing you my "weenis."

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  31. I would flick and lick them kinkyb!tch.

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  32. I didn't have time to get the skittles.. but I'll try both and write a review

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  33. weenis spurs.. show it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCimI9QUtc0

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  34. I love sour candy..

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  35. The Skittles will cause small scratches on your tongue, maybe even palate (a la Cap'n Crunch). Don't do it.

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  36. I'd like somebody to write a review on a Zagnut.. haha

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  37. I know what you mean about Captain Crunch kinkyb!tch.

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  38. That's right, Zagnut needs to be in the mix too Astrid.

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  39. Captain Crunch does hurt the mouth.. it's not very good anyway... I prefer honey Cheerios or Trix.. even Special K

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  40. You need to get with the Cookie Crisp Astrid.

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  41. I eat that sometimes.. is that your favourite spurs?

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  42. cinnamon toast crunch is good too

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  43. I love candy, period. I love Halloween cause I buy tons that I love and the just eat it before any kid's even get to my house.

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  44. Cookie Crisp is awesome! So is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, generic brand is even better.
    I saw a Zagnut once and picked it up to see what was in it, sounded nasty, although I don't recall what ingredient turned me off now...

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  45. Yep, generic brand Cinammon Toast Crunch is good.

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  46. That's nice of you to eat all the candy before the kids get to your house for Halloween kinkyb!tch.

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  47. Im just making sure no one put any poison in them. Geez.

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  48. ok, so is skeets sending you a tit pick or what Spurs?

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  49. Well that's doubly nice of you then kinkyb!tch.

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  50. That's what I was wondering too 2dirty4u.

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  51. Did those pic sites work for you?

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  52. I like Craklin Oat Bran and this Disney Blueberry crunch cereal with monsters INc and Boo on the front

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  53. I don't thinks I've seen the Blueberry crunch Elfie.

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  54. They dont sell it anymore but it was only at Kroger stores (Frys/Smiths/Kroger)

    top 100 cereals of all time:

    http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_votes.asp

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  55. No Cookie Crisp? Fuck that list.

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  56. that blueberry stuff was okay. only dry though, not with milk
    Im not even going to look at that list cause I know the person that wrote it is dumb and just dont have a sophisticated enough palate to appreciate the finer cereals in life.

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  57. 2d4u, i will send you a panty shot if you put up an abs shot. With your boxer brief line showing.
    Thanks.

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  58. Cracker Jack cereal sounds weird...

    Spurs, did you eat Wheaties to be like all the athletes?

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  59. I did for awhile. When Michael Jordan was on the box and the boxes came with little posters that combined into big ones.

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  60. I never at Wheaties. I thought it looked gross, but I wanted the Micheal Jordan shoes that were supposed to make you jump higher. Did you wear those while you ate your Wheaties.. lol

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  61. See, even Sours wants to see your panties, 2d4u. Do it!!

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  62. and Boo Berry is good..

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  63. Wheaties are nasty! One time my sis got a box and I poured a bowl (w/a lot of sugar on top) and I found a dead scorpion in it. It was a brand new box, I was so grossed out. I coulda ate it and died or something, scorpions are the same color as Wheaties.

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  64. Did everyone remember to vote for Elfie today? I just did.

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  65. I voted for her already.. it's the first thing I do every morning! Number one priority is vote for Elfie..

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  66. I voted at work already. I'll vote at home later.

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  67. OMG.. that is so gross! I was stung my a scorpion once.

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  68. I just caught that. A dead scorpion is gross.

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  69. Gay rights opponents are filing an appeal today..

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/05/california.same.sex.ruling/?hpt=C1

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  70. He's probably still looking over his shoulder waiting for you kinkyb!tch.

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  71. he probably died of a heart attack out of fear of kb

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  72. Zagnut

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    Ingredients

    Sugar, Corn Syrup, Peanuts, Toasted Coconut, Molasses, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (contains Palm Kernel and Palm Oils)Less Than 2% of Flaked, Milled Corn, Salt, Dextrose, Sorbitan Tristearate and Soya Lecithin (as Emulsifiers)Cocoa, Artificial Coloring (includes Yellow 6 Lake)Artificial Flavorings, Malt Syrup, Reduced Iron, TBHQ and Citric Acid (to Preserve Freshness)Milk.




    KB - I think you owe me a panty shot

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  73. Cookie Crisp is on the list Sours... way to freak out man.

    I also like vanilla shredded wheat.. but honestly I dont really eat cereal.

    Candy: i love Jelly Bellys and gummi shit. Sourpunch straws are good too. If I am going for chocolate I like Reese sticks or almond joys.

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  74. It was the coconut, that's it. I don't like it. I like the flavoring, but not the real thing. Coconut M&Ms are good.

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  75. Thanks for the reminder KB and to everyone for voting.

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  76. Shit, youre right I do, Oz.
    Technically, so does everyone else I FWD'd that email to....

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  77. Coconut M&M are really good, so are the almond joy pieces

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  78. I shall await my e-mails then

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  79. hang on Sours, I will make it my avatar real quick...

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  80. Oz, after he waxed his thick leg hair, per my request

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  81. yeah thanks for posting my picture, I thought there was confidentiality and trust between us.

    anyway I dont see an e-mail from you in my inbox!

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  82. I voted for #3.
    What a disgusting contest.

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  83. chill out fool, I'm looking through the wardens stash right now...I have to be picky, I cant give you any that have an identifiable marks, you know how I roll

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  84. "chill out fool"

    hahhaaaa Im chilled esa

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  85. This chick looks way bustier with her clothes on. I am disenchanted. I need to find a 7 year old sofia vergara picture now.

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  86. What's up NTA? I was thinking the same. Her tits looked bigger with clothes on them.

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  87. It doesn't look like the same body, in a way. Not that they are bad, they just don't look like truly motorboat capable like they do in the bikini shots.

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  88. "they just don't look like truly motorboat capable like they do in the bikini shots."

    Funny, they don't.

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  89. Not too much, Spurs. Just laying out nude on my patio and eating a banana.

    That was a cute skirt, Elfie.

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  90. Laying out nude? Nice. What are you doing to the banana?

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  91. I ate it.
    How is the working world?

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  92. What do you do with bananas?

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  93. It's going good thanks. You still have your job?

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  94. Put it down my pants to pretend I'm packing something that's not so small.

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  95. "bh said...

    Not too much, Spurs. Just laying out nude on my patio and eating a banana"

    damn thats a hot image

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  96. Trust me, it is Oz. She has a great body. Sure her personality sucks, but she has a great body.

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  97. Ive seen, Ive seen...

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  98. No. The World Cup is over and so is the job.

    I don't think I'm cut out for the world of work. Besides, if I work La Migra can find me easier.

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  99. How about you move down to S.A. and be my cook or something like that? I was going to write housekeeper, but we'll say chef or cook to make it sound high class.

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  100. He hasn't seen like I've seen. I think fatso is referring to your video.

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  101. yeah, BIGDREWSUCKS.COM

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  102. I have a WONDERFUL personality!
    I am just fabulous!

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  103. Well, Spurs, now that Prop 8 was overturned, aren't you coming to CA?

    I love to cook!

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  104. I've been wondering where you've been bithchhog, sucks you aren't around much.

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  105. Damn, I write something nice and then the comment above my nice comment is a shot at me. That hurts bitchhog.

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  106. Hehe
    I'll try to visit more often.
    As long as we can talk about something beside candy...

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  107. What up What up. Looks like hooman got the +2's and maybe some lipo too. They are the poor man's version of Spencer and Heidi's Showmance. Let me guess Shayne is going to put out a horrible cd next?

    Spencer and Heidi playbook
    1. Call the paps and let them know where you will be to give them the "exclusive pictures".
    2. Plastic surgery
    3. Beg and plead to get own reality show
    4. Come out with a horrible cd.
    5. Have a website devoted to both of them,haha

    Heres the "exclusive" pictures Spurz.

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/08/exclusive-photos-reality-tv-star-shayne-lamas-shows-big-new-boobs

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  108. Spurs,

    I don't know if voting for Elfie is really helping her. She needs to realize that she has to start shopping for higher quality men, not just better looking men. BH is right, that is a disgusting contest. It gives these women hope that they can just keep hanging on to the dream (of find rich, good looking, macho but oddly sensitive man ) while temporarily shielding them from the consequences of the truth- that being poor and in a shitty relationship is way worse than being well-off and in a shitty relationship. I know, I am deep. heh, heh

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  109. That is very deep NTA. Well written.

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  110. You should still post it Spurz. I just found out cause hooman tweeted.. "I guess the cat's out of the beg" linking to radar's site.

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  111. SPURS FAN said...
    Laying out nude? Nice. What are you doing to the banana?

    She threw the peel off the patio while Wop drove by in his go cart, causing him to spin out...

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  112. Wop does kind of remind me of a Mario Brothers character, so that's fitting.

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  113. I like Shayne's boobs a lot more than Elfie's squares.

    I had no idea you were so deep NTA!
    Spurs, did you see the maid pic in that bunch? There is your housekeeper. haha

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  114. I do remember vaguely a maid's outfit. Is she a stunner?

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  115. No way. Was she in gallery two? Because that's a collection of wrecks.

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  116. In gallery one. There were a whole bunch of wrecks in there.

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  117. And how would they know they are moms? That's what I don't get.

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  118. Giraffe was around the other night. Funny as usual.

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  119. I still think that Shayne would not pass an anonymous test if she were on nik's own site. He would rip her for wide looking hips, a goofy face, and burnt hair. I do like the rack though.

    Not a fair comparison, BH, Elfie is wearing a tight dress, shayne's are hanging in a bikini. You make a good point, though, BH, elfie you need to defend that they are not square, so they need to be set free and examined for science sake. Being I am deep, I could control myself and do it in a quite clinical manner.

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  120. NTA, they are square in all of her photos, even in the bikini shots.

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  121. I say Elfie posts a topless video jumping up and down. It wouldn't be any less dignified than that mom/nasty couch contest.

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  122. "I still think that Shayne would not pass an anonymous test if she were on nik's own site. He would rip her for wide looking hips, a goofy face, and burnt hair."

    Yep. I think she's pretty good looking though.

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  123. I still have it. It is on my old phone. I need to buy a card to get all my vids and photos off it.

    What's the evening have in store for you, Spurs?

    Where is DG?

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  124. Maybe Santa will bring you the card. My evening? Not many plans (I'm sure some porn watching will be mixed in at some point). I went swimming for a little while already, and now I'm at home and I just smoked a bowl, so I'm great.

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  125. What are your plans? And I'm not sure where DG is.

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  126. I think I am going to go shopping and then meet a friend for a cocktail.
    It is a really stressful day.

    I am jealous of the swimming. I thought about the beach today, but it is too windy and the water is so freaking cold...

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  127. That does sound really stressful. So how's the dating scene going for you? Any new man in your life?

    And I see it's 62 there. Wow.

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  128. Well, currently 59. It's 100 here.

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  129. Yeah, I don't care for the weather here, but I only have a year left of this stint, then back to LA. back to the LaMigra-fearing sweatshops.
    There is quite the scene here though. Always a protest for something. I have so many videos of different protests.
    The biggest one I am following now is the homeless people camping out at the courthouse (since July 4) in protest of the city's sleeping ban. They figured out that the city can't give them tickets because they are on county property within the city. Funny stuff.
    I might go down there and check it out later.

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  130. And no answer about the dating scene?

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  131. I joined the large one (all-state) on March 4th protesting cuts to education. I had lots of photos taken of me because I was the only one who brought a child. She was on my shoulders and held a sign. I have no idea where these photos have been posted, but I would like to find them.

    Mostly, I just like to film them though. Maybe I will make a documentary about a year in Santa Cruz.

    Dating? Ha, I don't date guys with brown or green socks. or manpris. or guys who like trannies....
    The guys here are good to laugh at and that is it.

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  132. You should put together a documentary on life there. That would be great. So when you were at the protest were you shouting slogans?

    And nice throw in of "guys who like trannies."

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  133. Yes.
    Si Se Puede and some others...

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  134. I'd like to see you shouting in anger about something.

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  135. Hmm.
    I think you are a pervert.

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  136. i have enjoyed as much as larissa.

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