Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Proposition 8 overturned. So meet the Queen of the Lesbians.
Yeah, that Proposition was overturned. Now as far as this chick? Her writing abilities are amazing. I don't know if Swiss Beatz or Mr. Mixx (2 Live Crew) was responsible for that beat, but he needs a record deal.
Vote for Elfie. Number 16, 1st gallery.
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I blame Obama and Tom Hanks for this.
ReplyDeleteMan, is that song not amazing?
ReplyDeleteThat song hits hard! It's off the hook man.
ReplyDeleteYou are right about voting not really mattering though.
ReplyDeleteWell, we know what Astrids new ring tone on her phone is going to be.
ReplyDeleteId fuck it
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. Maybe there's an Arabic version she could put on her phone.
ReplyDeleteI would too. She has a tight body.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's like whats the point. Why vote for something that will just be overturned.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the choices we have for politicians are for the most part pure shit.
ReplyDelete"I love them,, I love them" "Girls come and see my bum see my bum see my vagina" #1 on Itunes.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I like how she throws the Lezzie in there too, like she's remixing lesbians.
ReplyDeleteShe really knows how to carry a tune. Oh and she's great at eating box.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see her doing that.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhhh I am queen of the Lesssssssbians,, Ohhhhhhhhh,,,
ReplyDeleteYou can't just watch this once, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteI bet she's a freak in the sheets.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. Just do her doggy style and your good. Or just put the pillow over her face.
ReplyDeleteI know..haha.. It's catchy..haha. It's up for a VMA award.
ReplyDeleteYeah true that. Also make her belt out a couple lines from her hit song..haha
ReplyDeleteI'd have to make sure the music was playing too.
ReplyDeleteShe does look like an Avatar, that's funny Oz. I'm glad she did the song though, that's entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI bet you have a portion of that song dancing around in your head.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately
ReplyDeleteSorry about that.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning, I will be sure to not click play now.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. Too bad Arizona can't follow.
ReplyDeleteShe definitely looks like her panties stink, judging by the still shot.
ReplyDeletebtw, sour skittles are nasty. So are those new fizzy ones, the ones in the royal blue bag.
ReplyDeleteSour Punch Straws are the way to go when you need sour candy.
No kinkyb!tch, watch it. You'll get a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Astrid will appreciate your recommendation of Sour Punch Straws.
ReplyDeleteEV, I think the fight over gay marriage will continue for a long time.
ReplyDeleteProbably, Sours. I don't know why anyone gives 2 shits. Let them all be miserable and have long, drawn out divorces like 51% of couples do. That'll show em.
ReplyDeleteI didn't ask you earlier kinkyb!th, did you see NTA came back around last night?
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe when Skeets wins the furniture and you two make out on it, you can bring Queen of the Lesbians into the mix as well.
It will show them.
ReplyDeleteoh man, that reminds me of that one video I saw on youtube saying basically the same thing. Fuckin hilarious, and if Francis were here, he could also vouch that it was a very accurate depiction of marriage. Let me go find it...
ReplyDeleteCool.
ReplyDeleteIt's called Force Gays to Get Married
ReplyDeletehttp://perezhilton.com/category/justin-long/
So funny and sorry to disappoint you all holding out hope, very true.
ReplyDeleteOh, no doubt, Spurs. I don't even think this Prop 8 does anything to that effect. I could be mistaken, but I believe it adds the definition to their state constitution.
ReplyDeletewasn't there also a hearing today about the constituationally of the Arizona immigration law..
ReplyDeleteand yes. I would fuck her too since I am a feminist bitch, and thanks for the ring tone ideas guys..
That was a funny video kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right EV.
ReplyDelete*constitutionality
ReplyDeleteNo problem Astrid. She does seem like she'd be your type.
ReplyDeletethat vid still makes me really lol.
ReplyDeleteYou know that part where the blonde reaches over to massage the dark haired guy and he's all "ow, wtf"?
ReplyDeleteI pull that one all the time.
hahahahaha!!
okay no, I clicked this chick's video off after like 3 seconds. Are those bunkbeds to the side? So who is filming this, her little sister who sleeps on the top bunk?? Where is her mom/dad?
ReplyDeleteDo you kinkyb!tch? Sounds like a blissful home.
ReplyDeleteI dont think I would bang this chick... she is a bit too skinny for my taste and doesn't seem to have much rhythm.
ReplyDeleteI think they are bunk beds.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of her skills Skeets? I'm surprised you or kinkyb!tch didn't link to this (even though it's just a couple of days old), being you two are into crappy music.
ReplyDeleteIs this RQ's protege Lezz Ho?
ReplyDeleteI know who you are talking about KB and she is dikey and gross but guys for some reason thought she was hot. Michelle Rodriguez I think her name is.
ReplyDeleteI wonder do most married couples know about the sordid things in each others pasts or do couples just not tell each other that stuff?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's Michelle Rodriguez. You're right, she does kind of look like her.
ReplyDeleteYou think her panties stink, kb?
ReplyDeleteIt could be Giraffe's protege.
ReplyDeleteGood question Streets.
ReplyDeleteI think she thinks her beav stinks EV.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteProbably, Sours. I don't know why anyone gives 2 shits. Let them all be miserable and have long, drawn out divorces like 51% of couples do. That'll show em."
Thank you.
I don't think Arkansas is ever going to go for gay marriage CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Spurs, I'm pretty sure you're dead on about that.
ReplyDeleteYep. Hey, what did you think of Missouri voting on the health care bill?
ReplyDeleteI had some old woman all riled up on my political facebook page. See was railing on about abortion, so I asked her if she'd adopt an unwanted black child, and that the answer to stopping abortion was having all 13 yearsw old boysw take a class in school called "Pulling Out 101".
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I haven't seen that about Missouri.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one. How did she respond?
ReplyDeleteHang on, I'll find it.
ReplyDeletehttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20100804/D9HCF3I80.html
ReplyDelete70% voted against it.
Trying to pass and enforce laws that contradict Federal Law is futile. We Southerners learned that during the late 50s and the 60s. Watch out, they'll send in the 101st like they did to us. Arkansas was the first state invaded by the Federal Government since the Civil War.
ReplyDeleteShe claimed it was a moral issue and kids should swimply be taught not to have sex before marriage.
ReplyDeleteThat lesson isn't going to work.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's symbolic. Federal Law has trumped State law ever since the Great Emancipator and War Criminal, Lincoln Presidency.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat lesson isn't going to work."
No shit, Sherlock?
Yep, it's symbolic. But you'll see the Democrats in that state scurry away from Obama. At least to try to fool the voters.
ReplyDeleteMy next targets:
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http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=1590302257
Nice EV. That Mind of War looks good. And of course the Art of War is supposed to be bad ass.
ReplyDeleteI just learned what a juggalette is! o any of you know what it is?
ReplyDeleteNo I don't.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the 2000's.
ReplyDeleteTo describe them in one word: Easy.
ReplyDeleteGood one EV.
ReplyDeleteI admit I like some of ICP.
ReplyDeleteThey lik,e dress up like clowns, and think that that music teaches them life lessons. Clown heaven is called Shangra-La.
ReplyDeleteThere ain't any Dems in South Missouri that I know of.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, tonights menu is red beans and rice and boudin.
ReplyDeleteI like red beans and rice.
ReplyDeleteI thought clown heaven was Scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteThey also take a dick like a champion.
ReplyDeleteNice CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo andouille in this batch, though. I forgot to thaw it.
ReplyDelete"Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteThey also take a dick like a champion."
And your problem with that is...? Oh, that's right, you're still young enough to believe in love and shit like that.
Anytime you see a girl drawing a hatchet man all over the places, it's like an invitation for you to stick it in her hatchet wound.
ReplyDeleteGood theory EV.
ReplyDeleteI seriously need to change the filter in my ac unit.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the info CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, My personal facebook status says, "I swear, I really thought, 'You sweat less than any other fat girl I ever met' was a compliment.
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of "friends" on there?
ReplyDeleteThis guy, a city councilman now, that's a couple years younger than me, commented on that and said, "Back in the day, you'd say crap like that and I'd be the one that got his ass whipped over it". I so abused that dude when we were young.
ReplyDeleteYou used to pick on him? What type of things did you do?
ReplyDeletePersonal facebook is limited to only the people I grew up with or the girls I've dated. I've got around a hundred. I'm not collecting them, if that's what you mean. On my political I've got more, including Beck and Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteI didn't pick on him, I'd start fights for him. There were two guys I did that to. They were both younger than me and big ol' boys.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your political one?
ReplyDeleteAfter a car wreck I was in in 1977, one of them literally carried me around for a month because I couldn't walk.
ReplyDeletesame as my personal, just search my work email.
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteWhat else did you do with them CBT?
ReplyDeleteI hit a pickup load of freshly harvested weed head on in a 1974 Monte Carlo in August of 1977. I'd only had that fucker a week.
ReplyDeleteThose old Monte Carlo cars were pretty nice.
ReplyDeleteDaddy replaced it with a 1974 Pontiac Lemans with a 400 and stock Holly 4 barrel, black with red guts. That fucker would go 0 to 60 in like, one. Speedometer read 160 and I buried it a couple of times. The Monte Carlo had a 350 with a 2 barrel.
ReplyDeleteThat Pontiac was so fast, I was just sure my daddy was tryin' to kill me.
ReplyDeleteThat and pushing me to ride bulls. I figured pout different after I joined the Army. He was all fucked up, bitched about it the whole 4 years I was in ROTC. Fast cars and bulls weren't dangerous things in his mind.
ReplyDeleteHow long did you have that?
ReplyDeletecbt... was that tea party organizer racist??
ReplyDeleteand don't those ICP people like to think they are insane and crazy? I saw a girl's video on youtube, and she was bragging about being a bitch and how she would murder all these people.. she had a hatchet in her photos..
I totalled the Pontiac in 1979. I hit a bridge abutment doing 60 on snow and ice. He made drive my first car for a year after that, a 1961 Mercury Meteor, big straight 6 with a three on the tree. I got that car when I was 14.
ReplyDeleteWhat does ICP stand for? Ignorant Colored People? Some of the TEA Party people are extremely racist, some are black.
ReplyDeleteDidn't have that car long.
ReplyDeleteInsane Clown Posse.
ReplyDeleteInsane Clown Posse..
ReplyDeleteGood job Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I've never had a car more than three years. I'm a pussy. Flo's still driving my Tacoma. I gotta go repo that thing soon.
ReplyDeleteYour ex fiancee still has your ride?
ReplyDeleteI knew somebody from Michigan, and he listened to them all the time before anybody else know who they were... They were just some stupid band based out of Detroit until Disney accidental signed them..
ReplyDeleteI've seen and heard some Insane Clown Posse. They pretty much suck.
ReplyDeleteFlo, not Erin, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Disney signed them.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Flo.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Disney signed ICP. That's fuckin' funny. Some dude got fired over that.
ReplyDeleteDisney signed them? huh?
ReplyDeleteThis is a funeral for a ninjtette juggalette baby... WTF?!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
CBT
ReplyDeleteI fulfilled all three of your wishes.
1. Become a hero
2. Bang chicks half your age, and
3. Be a man
Now it's time to pay up.
That's crazy Elfie.
ReplyDeleteTake his beloved Bronco Devil.
ReplyDeleteDo I get 3 wishes?!
ReplyDeleteI'd like 3 wishes too.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you wish for Sours?
ReplyDeleteAn infinite amount of wishes.
ReplyDeleteRegulate translated....
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulate_(song)
A better tan
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link. And I'm sure you could come up with something better than a better tan.
ReplyDeleteWell I have pretty much everything else I could ever want; A rent-free section 8 apt in the ghetto, a jalopy that starts 75% of the time, resident crack heads to keep me company whenever I want and a short stout disproportionate body. I mean the life of Elfie is grand
ReplyDeleteSounds grand Elfie. You looking forward to your appointment tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteNo! It's freaking me out honestly.
ReplyDeleteYou should be looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not... what if I turn into a zombie?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't hurt to try.
ReplyDeleteUh, then you could stop taking the meds.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that dumb bitch buried her baby in a coffin with a hatchetman on it.. and buried her her that juggalette crap..
ReplyDeleteYou could also tell that DJ wanted her to hang up the phone already... she wouldn't stop going on and on about merch
It wouldn't damage your brain permanently Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI am not surprised that somebody like her would do that either.. She probably is sad the baby died, but she doesn't want to blame it her lifestyle.. It's better for her to play victim and it justifies getting high and remaining a loser..
ReplyDeleteNice analysis Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI agree Astrid.
ReplyDeletetry behavioral therapy through counseling if you dont want meds. Although meds, imo, help people distinguish what are ultimately character flaws vs. your disease. That helps in identifying and attempting appropriate treatment methods.
ReplyDeleteEazy-yes, her panties stink secondary to her obvious knack for swamp crotch.
Swamp crotch? Nice.
ReplyDeleteHayley owes me! I voted from home, work, my laptop at the coffee shop and even stopped by the library (50 yrds from my office). I really hope she wins.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you Drew.
ReplyDeleteRemember you can vote once a day from each ip.
ReplyDeleteElfie: If you do win you better get rid of the dog as not to ruin your brand new cheap ass give away furniture!
ReplyDeleteShe said she keeps him in another room.
ReplyDeleteCaution! You are about to enter the "No Spin Zone". O'Reily is on............
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yourself.
ReplyDeleteThe ACLU is now aiding Al-Qaeda and Scott Fenstermaker is defending them?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteScott Fenstermaker reps the Guantanamo Bay detainees and the ACLU has joined in to protect there rights.
ReplyDeleteNot surprising. Everything has to be pc.
ReplyDeleteThey won the right to build a Mosque one block from ground zero?
ReplyDeleteYeah, you didn't know that?
ReplyDeleteDrew strikes me as a tad -- and unnecessarily -- provocative to say the least. What are the odds on it being targeted by some white supremacist / Neo-Con / GBA & Rememeber 9/11 group as soon as it's built?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking. Tensions are going to be high around that area for some people.
ReplyDeleteanother 2:12 of my life wasted, thanks spurs
ReplyDeleteSorry man.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy. It was really hot here today too.
ReplyDeleteThey count on us forgetting, have you forgotten? I watched a year filled with funerals in the church near my house in Jersey. I watched the smoke rise from the funeral pyre that Moslems created from the bodies of my neighbors that lasted for months. It would chill me to the bone to pass a Mosque down there...
ReplyDeleteI think they should paint a big bulls eye on the mosque. I thought the people of NY had some balls
ReplyDeleteWhy do people keep voting in Bloomberg?
ReplyDeletecause they also vote for hillary and obama
ReplyDeleteDirtyHater, like yourself, I'm a keyboard worrior. All I can do is vent.
ReplyDeletegood one astrid
ReplyDeletenothing personal drew, just a statement on the area.
ReplyDeletedo you guys know of that site where you bid like stock prices on who is going to run the presidency and other offices?
ReplyDeleteAstrid "THE PARAPLEGIC" has nerve calling out the Catholic church.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSpurs did you get the email i sent you yesterday?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you aren't saying muslims don't abuse childrean are you? Do you know where the biggest google searches for kiddie porn come from?
ReplyDeleteI'm really not trying to be cruel. I know your type and before I blast you, you should take it down Spz!
ReplyDeleteThere are more closet molesters in the muslim workd then there are catholic priests by a long shot
ReplyDeleteI did DH. But I got it at work, I forgot to watch it last night. I just watched it now. That was good.
ReplyDeleteTake it down Astrid, take it down.
ReplyDelete"world"
ReplyDeleteso you can blast me, but I can't blast you Drew?
ReplyDeleteyou must consider yourself Catholic huh Drew
ReplyDeleteHe can greg blast you, that's about it Astrid.
ReplyDelete.. or were you molested? .. by a priest ?
ReplyDeleteFreeking Bloomberg is leading this campaign that we should be tolerant of the Muslim Mosque at Ground Zero. He also is an advocate of same sex marriage.
ReplyDeleteMy point is, if 2 fags or 2 dikes walked into the mosque they plan on building at Ground Zero and asked to be married, how tolerant would they be?
Not tolerant at all Drew.
ReplyDeleteThey'd probably be stoned.
ReplyDeletemy internet connect has gone to shit because of the storm..
ReplyDeleteExactly Spurs!
ReplyDeleteIs it a bad storm Astrid?
ReplyDeleteThe storm has nothing to do with your internet connection Astrid. Pay your fucking cable bill!
ReplyDeleteIt is a archaic religion that has not evolved like most others have, priests aside. It depends on ignorant blind followers to become the extremists that do the dirty work of the coward leaders.
ReplyDelete