Have a nice mix here. Some guy in Turkey doesn't seem to be a big fan of Christians, a guy insulted one of Oz's tranny skanks which is great and being there was a cereal discussion I figured I'd throw in the last one about kinkyb!tch's Cupcake Pebble rant. I caught that one because the person left a comment on that post and wasn't impressed at all.
Vote for Elfie. Number 16, 1st gallery.
Hahaa funny shit. Hey on a side note, do you know why I cant get into the comments from my blackberry now? I used to be able to
ReplyDeleteCute search box on your screen, Sours.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that fucktard have a grocery store in Texas she can look at to get her nasty cereal?
Who does a google search for cereal?
ReplyDeleteAnd what was wrong with BH yesterday. She seemed a little tense in her comments about Elfie. She didn't have to eat the banana, she could've pulled a Pam and then came to comment.
so did Elfie win the furniture?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Oz.
ReplyDeleteThat Cupcake Pebbles post has been getting hit on this last week. Not a lot (about 17), but still more than I'd expect.
ReplyDeleteIt's still running, 2d4u. Go vote for her.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm glad you liked the search box.
ReplyDeleteIt ends next Friday 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteMy crappy cereal choice helped you out. Who would've though. Astrid should write up a review post on her sour candy next, maybe that will help you out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it will. It's like Pullitzer Prize material.
ReplyDeleteI forgot Elfie was engaged, that post reminded me!
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to her engagement, I do not have it recorded in the site archives.
I'll vote if Spurs shares the photo he may get with me. =)
ReplyDeleteThat "engagement" was fake kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI will 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeletekb, aren't you engaged?
ReplyDeletenegative
ReplyDeleteso I still have a shot? =)
ReplyDeleteVoted for #23, poor mail order bride, she needs a couch.
ReplyDeleteI think about 5-6years ago I was super drunk and took home a horrendous sloot from a ghetto bar-b-q, and I was hitting it from the back and was like jesus this is a disgusting tat, low and behold i think she is #25. Gross, that is why I have never drank gin again since.
I will need to know some important things first.
ReplyDeleteA) Boxers, boxer briefs, or briefs?
B) Will you make me sign a prenup?
Boxers, and yes you will have to sign a prenup. Can't let you walk away with my plane one day now can I? =)
ReplyDeleteYou remember the tats Oz?
ReplyDeleteIs that what you think about while doing it from behind, Oz? The view?
ReplyDelete2dirty4u said...
ReplyDelete...yes you will have to sign a prenup. Can't let you walk away with my plane one day now can I? =)
No chance then, sorry.
Why does no one wear boxer briefs?
ReplyDeleteSpurs - Vaguely. It was all a blur, but that much I do remember.
ReplyDeleteKB - not usually but come on she has a where's waldo map on her back, it was distracting.
"No chance then, sorry."
ReplyDeleteHence why the word b!tch is in her name 2dirty4u.
A plane would be the last thing I would go after.
ReplyDeleteShe must not be impressed with her face Oz.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I pinky swore to not take your plane, 2d4u? Would that be okay?
ReplyDeleteWell now I have to ask...what else do you guys think about while having sex? What about when you are getting/giving oral?
ReplyDeleteoh I just looked up #25. wow, that is nasty. Did the Shamu part freak you out, Oz? Was he eyeballing you, like in that movie Orca, when he eyeballed the dude that killed his lady/baby orca?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteShe must not be impressed with her face Oz.
If (drunken) memory serves me correctly, neither was I, thus doggy style only.
kb said...
ReplyDeleteoh I just looked up #25. wow, that is nasty. Did the Shamu part freak you out, Oz? Was he eyeballing you, like in that movie Orca, when he eyeballed the dude that killed his lady/baby orca?
The whole ordeal freaked me out. I'm not even sure i finished.
Did the Shamu part freak you out, Oz? Was he eyeballing you, like in that movie Orca, when he eyeballed the dude that killed his lady/baby orca?
ReplyDeleteFunny kinkyb!tch.
http://lamasrichie.com/
ReplyDeletethink they inked their reality show deal
Damn, they did.
ReplyDeleteActually, looking at it again, it's not obvious they signed a tv deal. It's just the site.
ReplyDeleteYeah i know, but getting the site registered before the show is an obvious move. Its not like they just need a promotional website, he has The Dirty to plug anything they want
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
ReplyDeleteThere's something in the works, that's why thedirty has been posting so many employees.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't engaged... although one really late night we went to Walmart to get a movie and he tried to get them to open the jewelry case so he could propse. Wahaha. That is a true story unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteBH was pretty mean yesterday, she has seemed pretty grumpy every time she has come on lately.
BH! This for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQNqk54HPdE&feature=related
Cheer up Sleepy Jean, you don't need a peen!
"although one really late night we went to Walmart to get a movie and he tried to get them to open the jewelry case so he could propse."
ReplyDeleteGAY.
And he chose WalMart? Smooth.
ReplyDeleteWe were in Walmart, he was drunk I was sober. I would not have said yes to that but it was pretty flippin funny.
ReplyDeleteI suppose if he was drunk that makes it kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteHe talked about it the next day and both laughed hysterically. It was 2 am and he was trying to bribe the cashier into opening the case for him. Embarassing and funny at the same time.
ReplyDeleteDon't you like the song I posted Sours?
ReplyDeleteI can't listen to it now Skeets.
ReplyDeleteSo what does an engagement ring from Walmart cost anyway?
ReplyDeleteAbout $29.99.
ReplyDeleteProbably what Sours said...
ReplyDeleteI left him leaning against the counter, so I could go grab a drink and he was annoying me with his slow stumbling walking. When I came back he pointed at the case and all slurry asked me what do you think of that one. I was like "yeah yeah it's nice, come on let's go" I didnt even look at them.
Funny. We'll you'll always have that moment in your heart Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhatup Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou might want to reconsider the full nudity and sex on the front page of the site. I just looked like a total perv browsing porn at Starbucks. Could make it a lot harder for Google to send you traffic, too. You probably don't want to get an 'adult site' flag. Just a thought.
What's up The Economist? Yeah, I thought twice about the nudity, but stuff like that (naked chicks) bring in traffic.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry about you looking like a perv.
I'm only here for the tit shots, so I have to agree with Spurs. =)
ReplyDeleteGood one 2dirty4u. I'm going to post another chick her soon.
ReplyDeleteAttempting to take over a small portion of the Internet from a Starbucks. It's inefficient but better for the serotonin levels than working out of a private office all day. Be careful about sacrificing short term traffic for long term traffic. What you want is Google to direct as much traffic as possible any time you post anything. If you get enough backlinks and you run timely news posts, Google will treat the site with a lot of respect and send you visitors any time you post anything. They can't send people to adult sites (unless they have moderate safe search off, but it is on by default), it's bad for their business.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice The Economist. I did think about how Google would react to nudity, and I know that they can flag a site, but I'm not going to go overboard with it. You're right about the short and long term traffic.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's nice you can leave work and set up shop for a little while at a Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, light nudity is pretty much fine. I was pretty sure I saw serious hard core porn on the page, but then again, I hit the close button as quick as possible so I don't really know. Anyhow, it's your site. You seem to be doing a good job with it. Eventually you are going to break a story on something that will generate a ton of links and from then out out, every time you post something Google will send you loads of traffic.
ReplyDeleteThen we can go in on that jet together Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliment about the site.
ReplyDelete"Eventually you are going to break a story on something that will generate a ton of links and from then out out, every time you post something Google will send you loads of traffic."
Funny, a couple of nights ago I was thinking about that. That would be nice.
There you go 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteListen to everything I say and you'll be able to afford the payment on a moped in no time at all...
ReplyDeleteFunny, I will. Really, any advice is appreciated.
ReplyDeleteI still am thinking of switching over to wordpress.
ReplyDeleteYou should. Over time, you'll be able to build out a better site with Wordpress.
ReplyDeleteBlogger is pretty out of date these days. Google pretty much ruined Blogger after they bought it from Evan Williams. That's one of the main reasons he turned down a billion dollars for Twitter. He didn't want to watch his second great creation go down in flames.
You do a good job of engaging anyone who comments and that makes people stick around. You could add something to encourage people to comment. Stick something like the bar at the top of customsquestions.org (ignore the rest of the site, the point is how easy that layout makes it for someone to ask anything) on the top of your site, label it 'ask spurs fan a question' and visitors might generate more content for you.
What a low class section 8 piece of shit you are, Elfie. Any respectable person would:
ReplyDeleteA. Smashed the glass with the dude's forehead, said "there you go, loser, it's open now."
B. Never allow themselves to be caught in public with a drunk man. I mean, wtf?
C. Never be caught in Walmart
D. All of the above
And what the fuck, Elfie? You use the most ridiculous language "flippin"?
fuck you and your idiotic life.
I didn't know the guy who started blogger also started twitter The Economist.
ReplyDelete"Stick something like the bar at the top of customsquestions.org (ignore the rest of the site, the point is how easy that layout makes it for someone to ask anything) on the top of your site, label it 'ask spurs fan a question' and visitors might generate more content for you."
That's a great idea. I checked out that site, I see what you mean. And I agree, Blogger is outdated.
Eflie's daughter: Mommy, mommy...I ate at my friend's house and guess what? You can actually make hamburger helper with meat!
ReplyDeleteElfie: Shut up...now come over here and tell mommy what you think of her new manicure.
Elfie's son: Mommy mommy, my back hurts again from this delapidated mattress I am forced to sleep on.
Elfie: I told you that 6-year olds are safely able to take 3000mg of ibuprofen a day. You are currently only taking 2500, so go pop another pill and leave me the fuck alone. Now call your friends and have them vote for me and my 8k tits so that I might be able to afford some decent furniture for my peacock mansion.
Mommy can I buy a mattress with the money.
Elfie: wtf did I just tell you?
What's up Giraffe? How are you?
ReplyDeletewell, pleasure checking in with all of you. I need to go and pick up a dish for a party i'm attending this fine eve.
ReplyDeletetoodles.
I'm alright, spurs. hungover but trodding on. I'm not one to complain, unlike Elfie, who seems to broadcast every single little fucking piece of trivial section 8 ailment.
ReplyDeleteNice conversation there Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI gotta run. I smell, need a shower.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog was around last night too Giraffe. Oh, and I'm going to post that thing you sent real soon. By the time you get back from picking up a dish, it will be up.
ReplyDeleteA shower helps take the stench away. That's why I shower every two weeks.
ReplyDeleteHahhaa I knew it was only a matter of time before RQ caught wind of this and had a field day!!!
ReplyDeleteok, Spurs. That is wonderful news. I miss BH...although I'm feeling a hint of anger because she said my suit was ugly.
ReplyDeleteRR would have liked it.
bai bai
RR would have liked it, you're right.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I was wondering if you saw her comment about your suit.
ReplyDelete