Friday, August 6, 2010
Rocket Queen chimes in as Shayne Lamas
Really like the use of the term monkey. Have to say your legs look good Giraffe, great to know that 15 pound barbell is paying dividends.
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nice tract home
ReplyDeleteYou aren't impressed with her place?
ReplyDeleteDamn Oz, you really are taking her place personally.
ReplyDeleteHey you fucking Mexican Guido. First of all, I no longer live in a house, I downsized to a condo. Secondly, I vacation nine months out of the year to places like Europe, Fiji and St. Johns - not to Cali like you and what's her buttface, DG.
ReplyDeleteThirdly, you know fucking a well my family has cut me off and I now have less that 250k in the bank, which, ironcially, is still more than you will make in a lifetime.
Go fuck a parking meter.
Good one Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI also liked the mentioning of Renegade.
ReplyDeleteI have a place in Scottsdale. I don't fucking live there and spend my life there you fucking epic moronic imbecile.
ReplyDeleteIts a dump, I'd rather stay at a shelter with Elfie
ReplyDeleteWhere do you go in Europe RQ?
ReplyDeleteyeah, it was some of his greatest work, Spurs. Like the motorcyle version of Knight Rider.
ReplyDeleteShit, I should be at happy hour.
ReplyDeleteBut it is a tract home, correct?
ReplyDeleteSad to say I've never seen Renegade Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteHey 2dirty4u, is it hot enough here for you?
ReplyDeleteIt's not as bad as Houston Spurs. You can cut that shit with a knife!
ReplyDeleteI am from Europe and have a preference for St. Moritz.
ReplyDeletewell, Spurs, I guess you have an exciting weekend in store, because I'm sending you the boxset. Are you allowed to use the community dvd player in your mom's neighborhood?
ReplyDeleteor is it like the pool, your mom needs to be present?
ReplyDeleteNo Giraffe, I've been banned from the community tv room.
ReplyDeleteCompletely. No stipulations.
ReplyDeleteRQ said...
ReplyDeleteHey you fucking Mexican Guido. First of all, I no longer live in a house, I downsized to a condo. Secondly, I vacation nine months out of the year to places like Europe, Fiji and St. Johns - not to Cali like you and what's her buttface, DG.
SURE YOU DO, KEEP TELLING US THAT. YOUR INTERNET LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR REALITY
Thirdly, you know fucking a well my family has cut me off and I now have less that 250k in the bank, which, ironcially, is still more than you will make in a lifetime.
ITS - IRONICALLY. ALSO, ITS CALLED WORKING FOR A LIVING BITCH, STOP LIVING OFF MOMMY AND DADDY YOU ARE $& YEARS OLD. AND BTW - I HAVE CLEARED THAT ALREADY CUNT
Go fuck a parking meter.
I WOULD ENJOY THAT MUCH MORE THAN HAVING TO SEE ANOTHER VIDEO OF YOU
I have no fucking idea what a tract home is. Go stand outside and let that tuscon dust blow through your hairy fat ears and leave me the fuck alone. I hate fat people.
ReplyDeleteOz isn't fat Giraffe. He's big boned. Like a dinosaur.
ReplyDeleteI remember way back when you wanted to join my SGM (sugargang mafia), mailed me a picture which mercifully omitted your face. It only had you giving the SGM sign and some fucked up shirt only a raging closet homo would wear, showcasing your fat gut.
ReplyDeleteI remember that pic.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, Spurs. Or like Miss Texas!
ReplyDeleteA tract home is what you made that video in
ReplyDeleteId rather be fat as louie anderson, then resemble you in any shape or form
You still have a problem with *Miss Texas*?
ReplyDeleteUh, I do work for a living? It's just that the job I do is for the benefit of others, I volunteer my services to people like you, who beg to join imaginary internet clubs.
ReplyDeleteI don't need to work to get money. I work for satisfaction so I can assert my mental prowess over those weaker than myself - which is usually everyone.
You pose no challenge because you are Mexican, fat and live in tuscon.
Hey that reminds me, why wasn't I ever inducted to the Sugar Gang Mafia?
ReplyDeleteSo you are unemployed and talk to people at the soup kitchen when you go for lunch, is that what you are saying?
ReplyDeletebecause you didn't submit a photo, kb.
ReplyDeleteAt least my family talks to me
ReplyDeleteI have a masters in social work, so yes, I have been to many a soup kitchen. Mostly as a reconnaissance mission so I can blend in better on the unfortunate occasions I go to Tuscon. What a shithole.
ReplyDeleteAnyway everyone have a great weekend, except RQ, she is 47, ugly, no job, no skills, no friends, and no family, she couldnt have a good weekend no matter what I say to her.
ReplyDeleteCiao
I think Oz is Italian Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteLater on Oz. Have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteBai bai, Oz.
ReplyDeleteI stole that from Rq, cause it makes me laugh.
Well i need to get ready to go.
ReplyDeletebye everyone, i'm going to a party.
I'd like to see an aerial shot of Tucson.
ReplyDeleteyes, kb...bai bai
ReplyDeleteand if you are entering, always say
ohai!
See you later Wop.
ReplyDeletebai bai, RQ!
ReplyDeleteHave fun at your party
Have fun at the party Giraffe. Take your camera just in case you see some real goofballs. Maybe Dirtynasty will be there.
ReplyDeleteA pity party? Isn't that what you do every night when you pop pills and drink yourself in obliviion?
ReplyDeleteI noticed Dg and Anon have been missing. I guess he finally killed her. I 'll keep my eyes peeled to the news of discovery of her body and let you guys know when it airs.
ReplyDeleteI know DG was pissed about me calling her a mudshark, I think her and Anonymous hooked up, so maybe she took him with her. I think they'll be back.
ReplyDeleteAnd I tried e-mailing Anonymous, no response.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, that was kinda mean. I know Anon was the one who started it by dropping stuff he found out about through his weirdo stalker internet searches, but still.
ReplyDeleteNo, she mentioned dating a black guy long ago, that's where I got that. But yes, AZ Anonymous is good at internet searches.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't think it's as mean as her ragging on CBT about his kids.
ReplyDeleteDeep down I was hoping DGs interest in him was simply a ploy to reel him in and then she was going to expose him/kill him. That is the DG I know. Hopefully that is what really happened and she is adding the last pile of dirt to his grave up in the mountains as we speak.
ReplyDeleteShe's been on since the mudshark commentary and so has Anon. Just not with the same frequency as they used to be.
ReplyDeleteEver notice BH and RQ come on around the same time? They must have bitch telepathy or something.
Yeah, Bitchhog hadn't left a comment in a long time.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is burying him, who knows kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteEveryone can be good at interent searches, it is not that hard. I am not too sure why his dick got so hard at such elementary actions.
ReplyDeleteI found some of her rants about CBT and his kid neglecting ironic, although funny, to be honest.
I was hoping she was doing the same thing too KB... anon must have turned the tables on her though. They are probably off in a hotel somewhere alternating between fucking and fighting.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry. Do you have anymore of that soup, Elfie?
ReplyDeleteYou should go over to Elfie's for some soup and lesbo it out on that couch of hers before she gets a new one.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good idea. I do not want to get her new one all wet and stained.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think that mudshark stuff hurt DG's feelings.... nothing seems to hurt her feelings, but I don't know her as well as you
ReplyDeleteIt's in my fridge at home, you can have it but you are going to have to earn it.
ReplyDeleteI'm full of good ideas like that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteall wet and stained.. just flip the couch cushions...
ReplyDeleteIf you had taken a pic with kinkyb!tch making out on your couch you would have won for sure Skeets.
ReplyDeletebut then what do we do when we mess up those ones, Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI dont Dg is as hard as she tries to come off. I can see why she would have the need to be, but also see why she would need a softer side.
oh man, we sure would have, Sours. I didn't even hear about that contest. I am so pissed. I want new (free) furniture.
ReplyDeletejust keep flipping them or get plastic covers I guess... being a lesbian is tough sometimes
ReplyDeleteI thought so as well Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI think DG has a soft side.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you would have entered anyway kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou should be glad you didnt KB.. it's degrading and SICK!
ReplyDeleteOh yes that is right. I also do not have square looking tits, so I guess I would've been disqualified.
ReplyDeleteit is disgusting, but I'll still vote
ReplyDeleteIll vote for Elfie, not any of those others whores though.
ReplyDeleteI really want to start Christmas shopping.
they are more like rectangles... FUCK don't you bitches know the difference between a square and a rectangle???!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteall I know is I would like to cup/squeeze them at least once before I die. Bra optional.
ReplyDeleteNice throw in of Christmas shopping kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't that fun to square KB, they are pretty firm cause they are under the muscle.
ReplyDeleteDid FMB like them?
ReplyDeleteSours, I know you already got me those Nintendo board games, but please get this for me when it is released as well:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.target.com/Lost-Complete-Collection-38-Discs/dp/B0036K8U5S/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&searchView=grid5&keywords=lost&fromGsearch=true&sr=1-4&qid=1281136720&rh=&searchRank=target104545&id=Lost%20Complete%20Collection%2038%20Discs&node=1038576%7C1287991011&searchSize=30&searchPage=1&searchNodeID=1038576%7C1287991011&searchBinNameList=subjectbin%2Cprice%2Ctarget_com_primary_color-bin%2Ctarget_com_size-bin%2Ctarget_com_brand-bin&frombrowse=0
All right. But you better buy me something that costs $150. I know it's supposed to be about the season and giving and all that crap, but that's not how I really play it.
ReplyDeleteBasically what I mean is we should be equals kinkyb!tch. Everyone should be equal. Yeah that's it.
ReplyDeleteScrooge, that is your new name. I am making homemade marshmallows and was going to get you some neat hot cocoa flavors and a spurs mug. But now, I am not so sure.
ReplyDeleteI was even going to order cool cookie cutters to make your marshmallows shaped like Texas, the spurs logo, a basketball, maybe even a weed plant. But now I think I will cancel my internet search for such cookie cutters.
ReplyDeleteI've been hearing about this cocoa you're going to send me since it was actually cold.
ReplyDeleteyeah, nice save there Scrooge.
ReplyDeletemmmm, hot cocoa. I may go buy a box later, that sounds good.
ReplyDeleteHow about this? How about you just buy the cookie cutter for yourself,and send me the cookies. Because if you send me some cookie cutters, I'll probably just give them to someone to pawn off in a yard sale.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you have a PS?
ReplyDeleteOh, and some cookie cutters vs. a box set of DVD's====not equal.
ReplyDeleteTry again.
No I don't 2dirty4u. Do you?
ReplyDeleteMy parents bought me one for Christmas. Not sure why, but I've turned it on once. You into that stuff?
ReplyDeleteI was using the cookie cutters to make your marshmallows shaped , dummy. And all my baking is for special people only and comes from my heart, so it is worth well over the price of that boxed DVD set.
ReplyDeleteNot really man. Haven't had a system since the Nintendo. But I think having a PS3 would be cool.
ReplyDeleteYou like to cook kb?
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying that kinkyb!tch, good try.
ReplyDeletespurs isn't very appreciative
ReplyDeleteYou want mine Spurs? I'm moving, so I'm getting rid of all my shit. Thing is brand new, I honeslty turned the damn thing on once.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm not Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI would like a ps3 too.. you should tell your family that one was damaged and you need a new one
ReplyDeleteSend me your address and I'll have them ship it to you next week when they come pick my stuff up.
ReplyDeletethe2dirty4u@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLove that email.
ReplyDeletefizzle skittles sound gross.. next time I leave the house I am getting my candy.. but I am going to eat some ice cream right now
ReplyDeleteSweet man, thanks. I'd be more than glad to give you some cash for it.
ReplyDeleteOMG he is The 2dirty... spurs you better ask him to send his autograph too..
ReplyDeleteSo you are just going to get a hotel when you have to come to San Antonio?
ReplyDeleteNah, no worries. Feel bad I never used it. Email me the address you want it sent to, and I'll have it to you next week. Then when Elfie wins that contest, you can share the photos with me. =)
ReplyDeleteI should Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI like your email too 2dirt
ReplyDeleteYep, I'll stay at one of those exteded stays they rent out for a week at a time. I'm glad to get out of this damn apartment though. I swear they have mold in this place.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, how is the pole dancing coming along? You about ready for our first video? =)
ReplyDeleteWhen is your lease up?
ReplyDeleteI like staying in nice hotels.. they keep it clean for you.. I miss my room in NYC, it was on Wall St
ReplyDeleteYou starting to make some money on this now?
ReplyDeleteI am on summer vacation, and I haven't been to the dance studio yet.. maybe I'll go in the fall when my classes resume
ReplyDeleteNone. I'd have to switch over to wordpress to put real ads up. I had goggle adsense and they sent me a check, but they cancelled it after they determined there was "click fraud."
ReplyDeleteI have to be out by the end of September. I'll probably cut everything off Monday. I hate this place, it smells misty when you walk in. I shit you not I'm probably dying a slow death from the shit I'm breathing in here.
ReplyDeleteSo you are going back to Houston on Monday?
ReplyDeletea hotel will be nicer and you won't have to clean..
ReplyDeleteI'm headed back to Houston tomorrow. Got a pimp pad by the galleria.
ReplyDeletedid you party with all the Russian girls yet?
ReplyDeleteI agree Astrid. They place I'm moving into is next to the omni hotel, so we get to use their maids and room service. Perfect bachelor pad.
ReplyDeleteNot yet Astrid, I was waiting for you and that video. I may end up going to Ohio instead.
ReplyDeleteBy the Galleria? Nice.
ReplyDeletethat girl with the back tats wop was talking about.. she is wearing granny panties.. If she is trying to be sexy, why not put on a g string?
ReplyDeleteThe fizzle skittles are really nasty.
ReplyDeleteI have a PS2 but the laser needs to be adjusted so it only will play some of the games.
.. in that pose
ReplyDeleteProbably the same reason she's not showing her face Astrid.
ReplyDeleteyeah 2d.. I have a lot of Russian in me, so it'll be like killing two birds with one stone
ReplyDeleteSweet!
ReplyDeletemy xbox isn't playing very well either.. but I like Civilization Revolution.. I think I could play that on PS
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and tell me you are a vodka drinker and I will be smitten!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeletehaha.. that is perfect 2dirty... that is all I drink and Merlot.. I can drink it warm and straight..
ReplyDeleteprobably spurs.. but how many people really find that skin doodle sexy??
ReplyDeleteThe video RQ made was pretty funny. That fucking glare was horrible though. Close your blinds biatch! I see OZ and RQ are still having a pissing contest about who's "cooler" haha/. mmmmmmmmmk
ReplyDeleteI don't like when it's overboard like that Astird.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Merlot warm too
ReplyDeleteYeah, those 2 are funny Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of vodka do you drink Astrid?
ReplyDeleteFuck that mosque Astrid!!
ReplyDeleteI don't really have a preference to my Merlots and Vodkas because I'll try things.. but I have drank the most Polish vodka with some Polish friends in Europe
ReplyDeleteThe worst kind of Vodka is Absolute Citron.. Barf
ReplyDeletemy grandma mixes vodka into drinks herself and it's good sometimes.. when she uses berries
ReplyDeleteI'm hooked on three olives from the UK. Tastes like Gatorade.
ReplyDeleteI want to try that.. but vodka isn't for leisure drinking IMO so I haven't had the chance..
ReplyDeleteAlthough when my dad had surgery, they put him on a clear diet and he drank vodka.. they didn't say "no vodka." My dad is a hardcore slav
Olives Pomegranate to make pom martinis YUM!
ReplyDeleteThree*
ReplyDeleteIs it Happy Hour yet Elfie?
ReplyDeleteYou still drinking that 3 olives 2dirty4u? I remember you wrote you got smashed off that.
ReplyDeleteSkeets, what's that one drink you always down?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, have you have had an Italian in ya?
ReplyDelete2dirty... I am used to drinking strong, nasty vodka straight.. so if it tastes like Gatorade then it's a pussy drink..
ReplyDeleteIs it Happy Hour for you Drew?
ReplyDeleteNot yet Drew... I am still at work but my boss left a mini crown in there, maybe I should drink it.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to sounds like cbt.. haha
ReplyDeleteYes Spurs. The last time I drank 3 olives I ended up doing something stupid with an employee, but we won't talk about that now. If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteGood strategy.
ReplyDeletedrew.. I am allergic to Italian sausage, keep it to yourself
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Drew has done worse.
ReplyDeleteYou struck out Drew.
ReplyDeleteIf you mean Craigslist hookers, then yes.
ReplyDeleteJust poured my first Seafarer and diet coke, rum from the Virgin Islands
ReplyDeleteNice drink choice Drew.
ReplyDeleteAstrid said...
ReplyDelete2dirty... I am used to drinking strong, nasty vodka straight.. so if it tastes like Gatorade then it's a pussy drink..
That's one way to call me a pussy. Thanks Astrid.
2dirty's moto made me think of Beerfest... you know the part where the Indian guy takes that fat black lady home?
ReplyDeleteYou lookin for a little slap and tickle?
Just poured #2.
ReplyDeleteI did not strike out. I just got pitched around because I have such a big bat.
Nah Elfie, if you are referring to an airplane bottle you're better off waiting so you don't jones for more
"I just got pitched around because I have such a big bat."
ReplyDeleteThat was actually a good one.
Missed that movie. I'm more like that guy in American Pie that hooked up with the band dork. =)
ReplyDeleteChelada? I like those a lot. If I am drinking liquor it's usually sprite and captain with a littel bit of grenadene or Malibu w/ pineapple jiuce.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Chelada.
ReplyDelete2dirty.. we'll drink a bottle of that pussy vodka each and tear each others clothes of with our teeth..
ReplyDeleteIt's official. I'm in love now. Elfie, how much were those engagement rings at Walmart again? Astrid, what size ring do you wear?
ReplyDeleteWas it one of Drews videos?
ReplyDeletecan I keep the plane if we get a divorce 2dirty?
ReplyDeleteGood one 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteDon't have the plane yet Astrid. I'm waiting for Spurs to go in with me on one. But we can discuss that after a few drinks.
ReplyDeleteI was using somebody else's laptop, and he is gay... and I admit I was looking at some of his porn out of curiosity, but then when I found that video.. it was so gross, I couldn't stop watching..
ReplyDeleteI think Drew passed out already. Rookie.
ReplyDeleteI think he is two hours later than you 2dirty... but I agree, he is a rookie
ReplyDeleteDrew.. the east coat keyboard warrior goes to bed at 7:30 pacific
ReplyDeleteHe's an hour ahead.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually Central time Astrid.
ReplyDeleteDamn Republicans......
ReplyDeleteBlame Bush 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI actually like Bush, met him in Houston. Obama, now that's a diff story. But then again, I didn't vote this last time because I didn't want any of them as a president.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess since I didn't vote, I can't complain.....
ReplyDeleteYeah, the choices were shitty, but I'm pretty sure he's one and done.
ReplyDeleteNope. Ask Spurs, I come on later at night around 10 or 11 EST.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll be in Houston this week 2dirty4u. I might take off Wednesday and go to a baseball game. It's a day game, so that should be cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Drew's a little early tonight.
ReplyDeleteohai
ReplyDelete(testing RQs word she taught me earlier)
bai bai
ReplyDeleteHello kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteBanner. top spot on the dirty. Nik is such a hippo
ReplyDeletehttp://www.purelv.com/audigier
I've seen that Drew.
ReplyDeleteWe finally hit the big time today
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
ReplyDelete