My friend and her husband rented out Lucky Strike Lanes last weekend in Houston...it was pretty neat, bowling, lane side service complete with drinks and appetizers..thought I'd send you a pic so you could make fun of my attempt to purse my mouth like a model in almost every pic lol Enjoy (these pics are when i decided i need to lose a few lbs! Gosh I was so disappointed in myself, all of my friends are gorgeous huh?)
I'd say you're the best looking one out of the group Queen Bee. The other chick in white looks pretty good, but she looks like she'd be annoying. As in she would talk a lot without really saying anything, and then you'd just have to nod along as she speaks all while thinking about whether she'd put out soon. Anyway, I like your hair color and I don't think you should lose any weight (other than the dead weight with the goatee. Lol!).
Vote for Elfie. Number 16, 1st gallery. Remember, you can vote for square tits once a day from a unique ip.
Thanks for sending this Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI like her hair too..
ReplyDeleteand she doesn't have a weight problem
ReplyDeleteYeah, she does have some nice hair.
ReplyDeleteNo, she doesn't have a weight problem at all.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 20K? Funny, you're right, she does. I know she's had threesomes before, so the poop chute is fair game no doubt.
ReplyDeleteSours... she said there were 2 guys involved but not that there was sex with both.
ReplyDeleteI love QB, she's my favorite!
She also banged a married couple Skeets. But you're right, QB is pretty bad ass.
ReplyDeletespurs I want threesome with you and elfie
ReplyDeleteNo thanks man.
ReplyDeleteLow blow Skeets.
ReplyDeleteShe's beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteQB you are not fat. I think I like you better with straight hair though, but if the humidity is anything like we have been getting lately, I understand. Fuck summer.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteElfie - thats funny
ReplyDeleteQB- Id smash
Kb - waiting.... waiting...
Debating whether I should do some situps or just sit on my ass. What's up with you, Sours?
ReplyDeleteOz, settle down.
What did I miss these past few days, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYou really should consider making a Cliff's Notes sidebar for the site. It'd be really handy. I did skim a little bit, I really liked RQs letter, but I'd say any man that behaves that way should be shot. I am not too sure I like Elfie's choice of gray and black paint either, but I will wait to judge until I see pics.
I'd go with the situps kinkyb!tch. As for me? Just got home.
ReplyDeleteOh, you missed a ton kinkyb!tch. I think some of it would have helped you out along life's journey, so you should probably go back and read every comment.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Cliff Notes? You're supposed to be the secretary.
I did just skim more and now I can't think. My brain is like mush or something. Weird.
ReplyDeleteVery weird.
ReplyDeleteYou want me to do situps...so you are saying I am fat, huh?
ReplyDeleteHey hey! Yeah, my hair is something of an enigma..or it's Houston humidity..take your pick!
ReplyDeleteI seriously love all of you, I'm feeling the love so much, I'll go ahead and do all of you anally..lol (thought you'd like that gesture 20K...and thanks Spurs for re-hashing on my sexual escapades...I actually had a question for 20K (if he's still online0 Do you styill have the website with toys and stuff? My "John Wayne" has worn itself out and I needed a new one. Lemme know if youre still promoting all things that vibrate. lol
Basically kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOh and Spurs, you are dead on about the other girl in the white..except much worse and is considered a filthy slut with a tender butt! haha
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteHe does. It's called climaxboutique.com.
I figured as much Queen Bee. Just the look she has. And I might be making my way towards your town for a baseball game tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteyou going to an Astros game spurs?
ReplyDeletevoted #22 gallery one
ReplyDeleteSweet...I'll have to go shopping/browsing later! :) Elfie, Kb, Astrid, Anonymous: thanks ladies for the nice words...I love how these ladies can be mature AND beautiful and not let their agenda consist of tearing another commenter down! Love it ladies..keep it classy.
ReplyDeleteSpurs! Yay! Your coming to H-town!
ReplyDeleteYes Astrid. I just drove back to work to ask my boss (rather than asking over the phone, which she said I could have, I said, "Well, I would have rather asked face to face"--which probably made her heart flutter), and she said it's cool, so I'm going. Just need to make sure I have things packed (bowl) and then I'll head that way.
ReplyDeleteYay! indeed Queen Bee. How about you dump Goatee for a night?
ReplyDeleteask your boss if you can go to a Reds game next...
ReplyDeleteI'd only go if my trip was paid for. And I only fly first class, like Al Bundy.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I would like to check that stadium out. It looks nice.
ReplyDeletei wonder if this slutty bitch will show us her pussy lips.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you suck and Sadam dick today you sandshark?
Eloquent as usual Evil. But yeah, she should show her lips.
ReplyDeleteI was just enjoying myself and fantasizing about Ahmadinejad, but your suggestion sounds nice too.. I guess I just stay in bed all day with my vibrator.. ciao
ReplyDeleteEvil is probably in bed with his too.
ReplyDeleteYeah you do that sandy mcvag, cause no one wants to go near your disgusting camel snot fille coochie after you got gang banged by Udai and Kusay and all their buddies
ReplyDeleteI am in bed with a vibrator, and gay spurs mom is sitting on it
ReplyDeleteMy Cowboys ROCK! I'll suck jerry jones off for season tickets in the nose bleeds. Gay Spurs can you hook that up?
ReplyDelete"after you got gang banged by Udai and Kusay and all their buddies"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
And no, I can't hook that up.
ReplyDeleteyou're funny Evil... and I thought it was very gentlemanly of Udai and Kusay to let me orgasm before they tried stoning me
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably like all that Falooda in your cunt wouldnt you. sick bitch
ReplyDeleteSpurs: How many days are you staying in Houston?! Goatee probably wouldnt care or he would want to come along..thatd be an interesting time,wouldnt it? (sarcasm)
ReplyDeleteEvil - While I dont necessarily find somebody dating only arabs all that appealing either, I say you take it easy, the shit you say can be funny sometimes, but sick others. People arent going to want to read that shit man.
ReplyDeleteGoatee looks like a real douche
ReplyDeleteNah, he's a good guy, think you two would actually get along Columbo :)
ReplyDeleteDoubt it. I am too alpha to get along with any random d-bag
ReplyDeleteWop.. I don't think evil cares, and I have never dated an arab...
ReplyDeleteBottle perm, Bottle color, Bottle rat.
ReplyDeleteand every single last bitch in this pic needs to go on a diet. They look like the bovine version of the rockettes or something.
ReplyDeletePoster children for the "Happy Cows come from California" campaign.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's all I got to add for now on this picture, except that I'm a supermodel and I certainly don't purse my lips like that.
okay bai
ReplyDeleteThat would be exciting Queen Bee. And I'm leaving on Thursday morning more than likely. Don't know why you had to throw (sarcasm) in there. That's not very nice.
ReplyDeleteHello Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteHi Spursy!! How are you this fine day?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good thanks. How are you?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what do you think...should I go for a hike or just blow it off today?
ReplyDeleteHow far do you have to go to hike?
ReplyDeleteI'm am going to be a lot better come 8pm. That is when the medicine man is coming over.
ReplyDeletejust up the road, camelback mountain. maybe five minutes.
ReplyDeletethanks for asking, by the way, it makes me feel like you are giving my question due consideration.
ReplyDeleteThe medicine man? Nice.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. Well, are you tired at all? If not, then I'd go. That's not far. But then again the dope man is coming over in 2 and a half hours, so you could just make it an all around relaxing day.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the hiking would kill time before RX man comes over, so that's something to think about as well.
ReplyDeleteI went to the store to get somethings and I looked at the candy, but I didn't see the sour punch stars or sour skittles. I got sour chews instead, and they were not very sour.... I am so pissed.
ReplyDeleteAnd my dog is a girl and I swear she is humping things...
That's a tragedy about the sour chews Astrid.
ReplyDeleteIf you want sour, nut up and get some warheads extra sour candy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteNothing, trying to retrieve my friends files and figure out whats wrong with his HDD and computer.
ReplyDeletewhat I got were warheads....
ReplyDeleteEV since you're a goldbond expert, I have a question for you... My mom had foot surgery and her feet hurt and ache. Do you think putting gold bond in her socks would help?
you know, Spurs...I think I will go. It will make me feel better when I spend the rest of the evening vegging out. Also, I can cruise by Micky D's for a sweet tea.
ReplyDeleteThanks for caring, good buddy, thanks for caring.
Nice of you to help out a friend EV.
ReplyDeleteWhen we had the sugar gang mafia, Spurs was the Sour Patch Kid. Drew as the Milk Dud...and CBT was the Sugar Daddy.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Giraffe. And if you get the sweet tea (McDonald's tea rocks) it will give you something to down the meds with. Score.
ReplyDeleteI think Medium Pimpin was a raisinette.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I was the Sour Patch Kid.
ReplyDeleteI miss that guy. He made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteSCORE...!!! So true.
ReplyDeleteI'm outta here!
bai bai
Later on Giraffe. Have fun with the tea and pills. And hiking of course.
ReplyDeleteI'm baffled with this thing, man. I've narrowed it to three possible problems, I tried substituting a variable for each one to find out what is wrong and nothing stood out.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, Gold Bond makes foot powder that comes in a blue bottle. I'm sure it would help, that shit is amazing.
I didn't know if that is for athletes foot or what... but I will tell her she might want to try it..
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be back on in a little while. Time to hit the road.
ReplyDeleteLater, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's for athletes foot, Astrid. It's general medicated powder. If it doesn't sooth the aching, it will at least make her skin feel really good.
What the hell RQ? Did you forget your dose of gingko biloba and forget that you and I havent had beef since way back when the dirty was interesting? Man, how quickly a tiger changes her spots.
ReplyDeleteOh and the medicine man reference..dont play us for fools...thats code for your meth dealer who also resides at the retirement village w/ you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs ,
ReplyDeleteNik homo was on the news tonite from him basically outing Brock Landers (Quayle) for writing for the dirty, the iranian dwarf is really desperate for his 15 mins of fame
And 20k wants to suck his cock
ReplyDeleteOhai!
ReplyDeleteQB, don't worry about taking this the wrong way, because it's meant to offend you:
When you cuss or get mad, it reminds me of when people used to teach Avery bad words...sure it's kinda cute in a sad pathetic way, but it's also unnatural. Don't get your cheap panties all in a bunch, my dear. And the Queen only does prescription drugs, meaning drugs that are prescribed to her for her various neuroses.
so i was on my way to hike, then just stopped at the coffee bean and came back home.
ReplyDeleteLater.
which news channel did you see that on? I wonder if Nik is making that up..
ReplyDeleteit's sad becasue Nik's mom was in the news recently. She has that disease where she eats dirt. It's called Pica. I'm going to hold a telethon for her.
ReplyDeleteAstrid it was on channel 12 here in Phx ABC local news.
ReplyDeleteQB, my love, don't mind RQ, she is just bitter because she is old and when she goes out no one will even glance her way unless they are over the age of 70 and blind as a bat.
ReplyDeleteShe spends her free time fucking old, senile, rotting from the inside out, on their deathbed men so she can steal from their immense prescription drug collection.
RQ, you wrinkly cunt bitch, addiction is disgusting and ugly in any form... legal or not.
Elfie, shut the fuck up and go back to what you do best:
ReplyDeleteGroveling online for furniture.
and I'm a supermodel, everyone looks my way all the time. I hate it and have to disguise my beauty when i go out.
ReplyDeletewell i'm off to eat my english muffin. And, Eflie, shame on you, medication serves serious purpose, not just addiction. How do you know what meds I am in need of? Maybe I have some sort of psychosis.
ReplyDeleteThat goes without saying rq, you are friggin nuttier then a fruitcake. Come to think of it, you look like a fruitcake too, an old moldy one that had it's nuts removed.
ReplyDeleteYOu obviously have some sort of psychosis... you seem to think you resemble a model. Let me tell you a litte something, your hips are too wide, your knee caps are fat, your legs a scrawny, your eyes are a too closely set and beedy, your nose is bulbous. You are hardly beautiful. I am sure in your heyday you were semi- good looking but now you look like a old bitch who is trying way to hard to be young. Yur face looks like Frankenstein monsters... resembled and swollen and totally fucked up. On top of that you have a fucked up attitude. You are UGLY through and through. and an addict to boot.
ReplyDeleteGo do what you do best and sell your soul for a ugly, poorly fitting Boss suit, that most likely was taken from your boyfriends dead wifes closet.
I'm going to go eat some dinner with my family. Have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteok, Elfie, you too!! Bai!!
ReplyDeleteDamn elfie, you're being pretty tough on the poor old guy
ReplyDeletebtw, Elfie, you must have forgotten my striptease video where I showcased my perfect modelesque physique. My hips are not too wide at all..if anything I am far too skinny.
ReplyDeleteand let us not even talk about my designer bathing suit. lalalalalala I'm the Queen and I'm lovely and wonderful. lalalalalala
but it's cute how you stick up for your imaginary internet friend K/B...as if she has some sort of magical influence over you.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, she does, she is another ip address from which to vote for your furniture. hahahaha
lalalalallalallalalal I'm so pretty and sweet
now if the Queen was truly mean, Elfie, she would enter your retarded redneck furniture contest and steal that prize right out from under your fat ass.
ReplyDeletebut the queen is no attention whore.
Fruitcake
ReplyDeleteno, the queen is a mild-mannered saint and you all just like to see if I will lose my cool.
ReplyDeleteWell, I shan't do it. I'm far too refined.
now please excuse me while i feed my dogs. Turkey and rice tonight...what are you feeding the children, Elfie? buttered rice with a side of 96 cent corn bread?
ReplyDeletei like buttered rice, btw, oh the queen loves butter. anything buttered is good, good, good.
ReplyDeletewell, gotta run.
Why is it the queen is so lonely and can't keep a man?
ReplyDeleteFruitcake? That is the lowliest of Christmas indulgences. Wtf, dude?
ReplyDeletebecause I am feisty, but thank you for acknowledging my Queenly status and addressing me properly.
ReplyDeleteNow, please leave me, I have chores to which I must attend.
I think I am will start speaking in archaic terms again soon.
RQ go back to middle class tract home and spread your man legs for another old guy to pound you senseless. I think you're getting low on cash.
ReplyDeletefeisty and crazy. no man your age wants a nutjob that has had a sex change. Maybe you should try SF?
ReplyDeleteMen twice her age don't even want her.
ReplyDeleteanon i am feeding my dogs. but it is fun to see you working yourself into a tizzy fit over me. The Queen is nothing if not an evoker of rage. I pride myself on it.
ReplyDeletelalalalalalallalalalalal I'm the Queen I'm the Queen.
guess what everyone, my boyfriend just texted me that he wants me to come and get some gooseberry jam from his house. An excuse to see me.
ReplyDeleteheehee...they always come slithering back.
so i'll be going now. as usual, everyone is being most unkind to me.
ReplyDeleteperhaps one day you will all embrace me and treat me like one of your own. God himself knows how I've tried to be kind, gracious to each and every single one of you. Tough love, the queen believes in tough love.
Even ifr all the chicks in the picture could stand to drop a pound or two, they're all still hotter than RQ was at their age.
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY, IF THEY WERE STUCK IN A TOILET, YOU WOULD FUCKING FLUSH AND THEN POUR LIQUID PLUMBER.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT EVEN START WITH ME YOU STETSON DRENCHED MOTHER FUCKER.
I HAVE TO GO, BUT FOR REAL.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeleteand I'm a supermodel, everyone looks my way all the time. I hate it and have to disguise my beauty when i go out."
OUCH! That made me blow PBR out through my nose and that fuckin' hurt.
What was the name of the old guy you had to fuck to buy you that ticket? Was it Herbert or something fancy like John?
ReplyDeleteStetson a hat, Queenie.
ReplyDeleteQB, love the hair, not so much the kissy face. You're to pretty to need to do that.
ReplyDeletehow much did that set you back? ten cents a can? I'm sure by the end of the night, you stack all the cans into a pyramid and shoot at it like some lunatic while howling at the moon.
ReplyDeleteat least i don't drink alone.
please, her eyebrows look like an upside down nike symbol.
ReplyDeletewrong, all wrong.
ReplyDeletegood night everyone. i can feel the seething hatred and I'm just not strong enough to tolerate it tonight. Plus i have a date.
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Queenie, I once cast my bread upon the waters for you and, ungrateful old bitch that you are, you flung me in after it.
ReplyDeleteRQ when your 250k savings account, and lol @ that trustfund, but when it runs out CBT a 1,000 offer for a fuck. Just trying to help a queen out, because I am nice and shit.
ReplyDeletei'm sorry, what the fuck kind of euphemism is that? Cast your bread upon the water?
ReplyDeletedude, did you just step out of the bible or something
A date with a guy whose neck probably sags worse than his balls. Good for you Queen.
ReplyDeleteI only drink the bottled version, Queenie. I am not prone to random gunfire, nor do I howl at the moon, very often, anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm mean, seriously, who is with me on this one.
ReplyDeleteNo one as always.
good fucking riddance.
cast your bread out on the water. whatever.
Yeah, it's biblical, I was supposed to have been a Methodist minister at one point in my life.
ReplyDeletei want ELFIE and QB togetheR FOR MY BARFDAY..
ReplyDeleteI suppose you scarcely found the time between killing 87 men and being an indian chief and all.
ReplyDeleteindeed it would be a barf-day, 20k
ReplyDeleteRQ needs to go to church and learn to stop selling her cunt all over the internet for round trips to Europe.
ReplyDeletestop sucking me in, i'm leaving now
ReplyDelete"Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days." Ecclesiastes 11:1
ReplyDeleteAn act of charity to those less fortunate than yourself.
86, not 87.
ReplyDeleteAnd every now and then the Queen does look like a duck, when she can afford lip injections.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't fuck RQ if she paid me. There ain't enough viagra in the world.
ReplyDeleteshe calls going over to her bf's house to get some jam at this hour a date.. I call that a booty call..
ReplyDelete2dirty better take me on real dates, or else I'll divorce him and take his plane before he gets it!
well, that is piss poor advice, CBT, because bread on the water would get soggy. You believe everything you read just because it comes from the Bible?
ReplyDeletebitch puhleeze.
and, fyi, i guess i am "casting my bread upon the water" each and every time I come to this site to visit those of you less fortunate in wit than myself.
ReplyDeleteYou are very welcome, you ungrateful pukebuckets.
fuck this, i take a shower, come back and this is what i get? nah...laterz.
ReplyDeleteRQ, when did you start bathing again?
ReplyDeleteMost of what's in the Bible is piss poor advice, RQ.
ReplyDeleteIs it saturday already?
ReplyDeleteit's tuesday..... why do you ask..
ReplyDeleteit's going on 11 here and I am making dinner.... kind of late for dinner, but I am hungry
ReplyDeleteAstrid, did you turn into Paula Deen?
ReplyDeleteCause RQ took a shower, usually she only does that saturday. Euros are a smelly bunch.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Paula Deen is...
ReplyDeletewell unless you hook up with rq that is but those surgically add pussies don't count.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you are up late?
ReplyDeleteAs far as RQ not "pursing her lips", she couldn't if she wanted to. The Botox froze those muscles long ago.
ReplyDelete"...all girls are made the same, they all need a little love..."
ReplyDeleteGoodnight freaks.
RQ! I am so happy to hear that you and your boyfriend- "a.k.a. Remeron" are meeting to sample some of your notorious duck butter. So, how was your hike on Cameltoe Mountain?
ReplyDelete@anonymous
ReplyDeleteis that why i had a 3some this weekend?? u loser
Spurs resorting to my tactics............
ReplyDelete"is that why i had a 3some this weekend?? u loser"
ReplyDeleteYour left and right hand don't count fat fuck
It sure is feisty in here tonight! When is your barfday 20k? I'm not asking because I am considering granting your wish because I'm not.. .just wondering cause my barfday is coming up too.
ReplyDeleteWeekly power rankings- Ladies Division.
ReplyDelete1. Elfie: How can you not love Elfie after this past week? Lots of exposure due to contest- and kudos on tonight's rip on Methuselah. Eloquent yet pithy. Accuracy is a virtue, and even if her tits aren't pointed at the target, her comments were right on.
2. Astrid: Solid if unspectacular performance; she's been here all week throwing sharp elbows with the boys without sounding like a lunatic or even shrill. Shrillness is the third of the Seven deadly sins of women and she always avoids it. I like her already.
3. Methuselah: she did post a video this past week, and as bad and unfunny as the video was, there were a lot of comments. Not many nice ones. For the record, her hips did look boxy in that skirt, like she could impale someone with a hip check. Might be just a bad choice of wardrobe, but she can't blame anyone else for trying to dress like she's 18 or 5'6.
4. KB is underachieving. She is not making innuendos as per her responsibility and its dragging down the sexual energy. She didn't read through comments, as is her self-proclaimed responsibility as historian. She refuses to send in anything other than horsey pictures. Disappointing, but hardly surprising; her stress seems to be damping her enthusiasm; world class e-cocktease when on her game.
5. Queen Bee appears game, but will have to show more skin to win if she is going to rely on pictures. Submitting yourself with 1/2 dozen fat and/or slutty chicks is overcompensation; you aren't fat, don't draw attention to it. That is not a Rackstar quality lip pout either. Plus, Houston is a sewer. She will move up the ranks next week when methuselah is whining about her latest boyfriend expiring of old age, and Queen Bee standing up to the Queen of Peen as it seems she's been. (non-phonetic rhyme, unless you are english)
6. DG- Absent except for the moment when she stepped and confirmed yes, she does have sand in her Vagina.
99. Nik Richie-Lamas First, for the lam-ass (Lam-as?) new site glossing off her new wife's actually talented family. Also, for outing a bro who was just living life as a young pussy hound and taking down his career over something like this. Only a bitch would bury his friend or even acquaintance this way. He should have been left to fail or succeed on his own. Bitch move.
what about the men's division?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou there ?
spurs went to Houston...
ReplyDelete@ELFIE
ReplyDeleteas long as im with you everyday is my birthday.. :p
We're men, Astrid. We're all 1's.
ReplyDeleteOmbudsman: Dually noted, I will take what you said about showing more skin,pumping up the puckers and my favorite part, the sewers. lol I enjoyed your recap of the weeks events, or maybe we should title it 'The Vagina Monolouges"..except one small error on your part my friend..you were speaking of the girls, females, femme fatales,chicks,sluts, lol but please retract your synopsis of Rocket Queen immediately :) Sorry RQ, you're like a fucked up home science experiment gone wrong. The closest you'd come to even qualifying as a woman is if you partnered up with good ol' Gary and Wyatt and did it " a la Weird Science" style. But, instead of them drawing inspiration from magazine clippings of models, they'd create your mingin' ass from the late Bea Arthur's dusty, cobwebbed, moth ball smelling ashes! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND! You hot dog struttin' floozy!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Let me know when youve made it to Houston! We could have a beer, and discuss RQ and her insatiable need for attention..too bad for her, I could've been a kind ally to her, but instead, her Ativan/Vicodin/Metamucil induced cocktails have led her to believe she is a supermodel,hahaha!So in her drug fueled fantasy, she is a bitch to all because she is so beautiful. Go away Crypt Keeper!
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeletespurs will be here soon queen bee
ReplyDelete:) WAZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ReplyDeletehi tx....
ReplyDeleteOh QB... I love you even more than I did before. (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteThis portion was especially poignant:
"But, instead of them drawing inspiration from magazine clippings of models, they'd create your mingin' ass from the late Bea Arthur's dusty, cobwebbed, moth ball smelling ashes! THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND! You hot dog struttin' floozy!"
HI MT and Astrid... good to see you this fine evening!
ReplyDeleteHi Astrid, Hi Elfie
ReplyDeleteHi elfie... now that tx is here it seems to be anti rq night..
ReplyDeleteWhat up BAT (big as texas)
ReplyDeleteAstrid, most of the ppl here are "anti-rq": Shes's like the anti-christ lol
ReplyDeletewell, i'd love to stick around and chat, but truth be told, I am dog tired. I worked most of the day at the shelter, and my sleepy time pills are kicking in.
ReplyDeleteWhat up old lady? Hows the cob webs hanging?
ReplyDeleteand you're like the anti-skinny, Miss T.
ReplyDeleteZolpidem Tartrate?
ReplyDeletenot to mention the anti-intelligent, the anti-dignity...but never EVER the anti-baconator.
ReplyDeleteno sireee...you always be double dipping those suckers in some ranch sauce while driving.
ReplyDeleteGo back to the concentration camp RQ, you look like your from the Holocaust
ReplyDeleteyour fat rolls spilling all over, collecting fungus. nasty nasty nasty fat ho...
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas: been dieting for how long now? A year or more? Sheet...you cannot even manage to lose one fucking pound a month? What's wrong with you biatch? go and have your mouth wired shut.
one pound a month, people...that is what a diet failure Miss Texas is, what little willpower she has. tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteMore cushion for the pushin ;) I haven't had any complaints.
ReplyDeleteOne hormone pill a month people, only two years left before RQ gets her adams apple removed and vagina carved in.
ReplyDelete"you look like you from the holocaust"
ReplyDeleteyou ghetto talking whore bitch. Go crawl into bed with that roommate that lives with you, the one you invited in your house to help pay the bills, yet know so little about. with a son??? you let a stranger into your home?
Loser...I hope he ends up stealing your baconators you blubbery whale skank.