Here's Mr. Big Leagues trying to look as polished as he possibly can. Really digging his kicks, it's like he's trying to go with the, "Look at me, I'm sophisticated, but at the same time I really don't give a fuck" scenario, but the fact he even snapped pictures like this kind of kicks that theory straight in the ass and out the door.
You know, if you put a little General's outfit on his sawed off body, he would make a perfect Napolean. I think that should be his new name.
Yea he should crown himself Napolean
ReplyDeleteIt's perfect for him man, really. He already has the complex, may as well sport the outfit.
ReplyDeleteYea and Napolean actually crowned himself :) Its perfect, one consistancy I noticed with the sheeple that work for nik they are all way under 6 feet.
ReplyDeletegreat commentary spurs.. and that suit is horrible.. It reminds me of those hypnosis swirl things..
ReplyDeletefor fucks sakes.. that outfit is horrid.. I can't believe he thinks he looks good, and the tie... good god
You're right Q. I think (|)Pixie(|) is like 4'5", around that range.
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid. Actually, you should write, "Thanks bowl that spurs fan smoked."
ReplyDeletehe doesn't look very comfortable in that suit either..
ReplyDeleteNo he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteYou guys seen this one?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs
He looks like the guy from Get Smart in the second pic, I imagien his voice to sound like that guys too.
ReplyDeleteSomeone fill me on the Quayle thing? Brock i QUayle but who is Quayle and why does anyone care? I am so cornfused.
He also has McCain arms, McCain has an excuse he broke them bailing out of a plane and the vietcong beat his ass, but doesnt Napoleans arms look like he was short changed I wonder what the wing span is on that rascal.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets? Ben Quayle is the son of Dan Quayle, former VP of the U.S.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought and he is running for senate or something right? So he is the Brock of "Brock's chick" yes?
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteFor fishing bloopers that was funny 2dirty4u. The dog flying in was great.
ReplyDeleteElfie
ReplyDeleteQuayle is Dan Quayles son and he is running to be a congressman here in Arizona, so he is in political race atm, and NIK Homoman , outed Quayle as being a contributer to thedirty , when it was dirtyscottsdale.com , you know how desperate Nik Homoman is for any TV time . He outs Quayle to make him look bad but really Nik just wants publicity.
I don't think he does actually 2dirty4u, he got out of it quick.
ReplyDeleteWell that's pretty fucked up but not all to unexpected from Nik.
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteYOu dont think Ari looks like this guy?
ReplyDeletehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GetSmart
He does Skeets, you're right.
ReplyDeleteBut a portly version, yes?
ReplyDeleteA portly version, you're right. Probably a shorter one too.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh... I am so tired I keep saying yes after everything I say. I feel like I am the swedish chick in this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0gAHZ4Jugc
You are doing that, yes.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the explanation Q.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen that movie Sours?
ReplyDeleteDid this midget photo shop a bulge?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't Elfie.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't surprise me if he did.
ReplyDeleteI like cry baby..
ReplyDeleteI hate electricity... Electricity killed my father!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should watch it, it is funny, one of my favorite cheeseball movies. It stars Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake and Traci Lords (who is gorgeous in my opinion)
ReplyDeleteIt's one of my favourites too..
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a reason I liked you Astrid!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line is "sometimes shook up old ladies get... cut" haha hatchet face.
I like when they are making out on the blanket.. best scene, and I like when they break him out of jail
ReplyDeleteI like the scene where they break the twins out of the orphanage and they have them behind glass dressed lile they are siamese twins OH HAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteLOL.. there ain't nothin wrong with ma face. I got character
ReplyDeleteBut I like when Cry Baby says.. you got Allison, you got it raw
It's like Siskel and Ebert are here.
ReplyDeleteOhhh Johnny Depp was sexy in that movie and I like that line too.
ReplyDeleteWOW I didn't realize RQ was in the movie too, she's right she does have modelesque features just stunning!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70CnhdY1B8
She is also an orphan... orphans have special needs
ReplyDeleteCry Baby you scorched me man... lol
ReplyDeleteand his name is burnt on her thigh! Lenore, Cry Baby wouldn't touch your titties with a 10 foot pole!"
ReplyDeleteYes spurs.. we give that movie two thumbs up.
ReplyDeleteReally? I was under the assumption you two weren't into the movie.
ReplyDeleteI like the movie Serial Mom.. it had a lot of same people in it and it was funny..
ReplyDeleteLenore was such a biatch
be nice spurs.. or we'll kick your ass
ReplyDeleteI'm shivering.
ReplyDeleteI love Cereal mom too! and Polyester!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZmGx7oJ1jM
bahahaha
I am not sure if I have seen Polyester.. I think I saw Hairspray
ReplyDeleteI liked Cecile B demented though..
Serial mom... Chip: "Im so happy I could shit!" Mom: "chip, you know how I hate the brown word."
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a John Waters movie weird.
ReplyDeleteCecuke B Demented? I've never heard of that
ReplyDeleteI don't remember many lines from that one.. except
ReplyDeletePussy willows.. and nobody wears white after labor day, nobody
Those are all John Waters movies. I love him, his movies are so funny in a really demented way.
ReplyDeleteI remember one of his movies the angry inch...
ReplyDeletehere elfie..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpXbaoeV1N8
I like Edward Scissorhands..
ReplyDeletelol.. here is another part
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGjuQP1YGA&feature=related
Haha! He's ashamed of being hetero?!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Edward Scissorhands. Last year my son wanted to be him for Halloween but we couldnt find scissor hands anywhere. This year my kids have decided they are going to be Slash and Axl from GNR. My daughter has curly dark brown hair, so she's going to be Slash
I need to see if NetFlicks has that one, I want to watch it all.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to sleep, I must be up at 5:45 tomorrow just like I was today YUCK!
ReplyDeleteWhy do you have to be up so early?
ReplyDeleteI have almost been hit by a ball at a game..
ReplyDeleteWhere did this happen?
ReplyDeletereds were playing astros
ReplyDeletehe is as tall as hooman, hey atleast he is cooler then gaydensolo ARI GRANDPA came over and said whats up to me when he saw me at the club, while gayden just walked by me like he was a bad ass..
ReplyDeleteI thought all those Chess King stores went out of business. Where did this douchebag get that fucking suit?
ReplyDeleteThe Gaynadian shouldn't ever walked by anyone like he's a bad ass 20K. Maybe he didn't see you seeing that one eye of his was shooting off towards the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteChess King? That's a good one CBT.
ReplyDeleteMens warehouse and the shoe pavilion, keep it classy - douche bag
ReplyDeleteCBT - call my phone so I can find the fucking thing wouldya
ReplyDeletesup spizurs hung over and I cant find my phone
ReplyDeleteNot much man. Can't find your phone? That sucks. Did you go out to a bar last night?
ReplyDeleteThis dude is silly
ReplyDeleteYeah he is. What's up Miami?
ReplyDeletesooo sleepy..somebody wake me up!
ReplyDeleteHello Queen Bee. What time did you wake up this morning?
ReplyDeleteNot too much Spurs, here counting the minutes and avoiding work. How is your day going?
ReplyDeletelike an hour ago...im still literally lyying in bed.
ReplyDeleteGreat man, thanks. My boss' son is getting married today, so she's about to leave. Eating some cheese enchiladas, and then I'm going to go smoke a bowl. I'm pretty sure the most productive thing I've done so far today was stapling something.
ReplyDeleteNice deal Queen Bee. What are your plans today?
ReplyDeleteNot much, need to get my ass in gear though, but its difficult bc I love my bed sooo much!Any suggestions as to what I could do today Spurs?
ReplyDeleteAre you looking for something fun to do or do you need to get errands done?
ReplyDeletehahahahhaha, thats awesome Spurs. I am trying to get out so I can smoke a lil something too. I am currently watching the First 48 on TV and checking email. The end of the day couldnt come fast enough.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee, do you work from home?
ReplyDeleteMan, isn't it amazing how many people start singing to the cops on The First 48? Embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteShe also does outcalls Miami.
ReplyDeleteI havent any errands, I guess I could clean and do laundry today.
ReplyDeleteYou could do that. How's the grocery situation? You could go grocery shopping.
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm full of exciting recommendations.
Yeah Spurs, the people they call in end up giving them most of the info. Its crazy! How much does an hour of QB time cost these days?
ReplyDeleteIm a domestic goddess Miami :)
ReplyDeleteAbout $50 and a $20 rock Miami.
ReplyDeleteBuy organic and do not drink unfiltered water!!! The elite of the world are trying to kills us, give all the kids autism, and all the old people alzheimers disease.
ReplyDeleteMore than your yearly bring home Miami :) lol
ReplyDeleteThats not saying much QB, as discussed with Spurs, I am broke and I live out of a cardboard box.
ReplyDeleteJust give her $70, she can go the the Fifth Ward in H-Town and pick herself up something.
ReplyDeleteThat was very inaccurate Spurs..and not very nice.
ReplyDeleteH-Town's finest!
ReplyDeleteOh, Queen Bee, he knows I'm joking. If it's worth anyting to you, you could charge more than Spitzer's woman, and he was paying her between $5,000-$10,000 per "session", and I still find that hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteIve never done any drugs Miami, so Spurs must be confusing me with the chicks he met at Minute Maid. lol
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee, I still think you should be drinking and popping roofies with spurs
ReplyDeletegood morning..
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteDrugs were put here by God,.... for me and you!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree Miami. But Queen Bee stood me up.
ReplyDeleteQB I never thought you were a hooker by the way
ReplyDeleteMorning Astrid. I guess you are like QB. You just woke up?
ReplyDeleteI don't find that hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurs, she didnt even call right?
ReplyDeleteYou can tell QB has a lot of class (no sarcasm QB), so she wouldn't ever do anything like that.
ReplyDelete$5-10,000 Astrid?
ReplyDeleteShe didn't Miami. It hurt.
ReplyDeleteMiami: Spurs has my number, but never used it.
ReplyDeleteMy cat is meowing. it needs me, and I don't feel like getting dressed. I hope nobody is in the living room!
ReplyDeleteQB, if he did that you might not respect him in the morning.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, feed the cat in the buck
Yes spurs.. that's not hard to believe. She wasn't a street hooker, and they said she lived in a nice building..
ReplyDeleteThat's true Miami, I didn't. I was playing hard to get, for what reason I don't know, but just play along. Anyway, I was waiting for her to call (being I drove up that way and all), but she never did.
ReplyDelete:( :(
Oh and Miami, I know you both were kidding, I like Miami, and Spurs rock comments made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's just hard to believe he paid that much Astrid, when you would think a $1,000 hooker would work just fine.
ReplyDeleteGlad to bring a little laughter into your world QB.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I thought we agreed I was going to play hard to get? lol What a mess we both are! lol
ReplyDeleteHi Astrid..I know what you mean, abt not wanting to get dressed. I walk out on my balcony in my white wife beater and panties and hope no neighbors see me! lol
ReplyDeleteLets all play hard to get minus the get... which leaves everyone hard!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe're like a couple of opposite magnets QB. I thought fate might have intervened, I guess it was sleeping.
ReplyDeleteI walked to my balcony in just my panties and somebody did see me... but I don't care
ReplyDeleteWay to be free Astrid.
ReplyDeletespurs... the higher prices are for extra services
ReplyDelete20 to lick it... 50 to stick it
ReplyDeleteNot a bad price.
ReplyDeleteI walk out in my panties all the time, I also walk around my house naked quite a bit and forget that my kitchen window has no blinds and there's a house that can see right in. opppps.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone! Sours thanks to you I want chesse flippin enchiladas and will not rest until I get them :(
Good morning Skeets. The enchiladas were great.
ReplyDeleteThe suit does kind of look hypnotic.
ReplyDeleteThere's lots of mexican food where I live but no one delivers here and I'm in the office alone til much later today so I cannot leave UGH.
ReplyDeleteI think his suit is beyond tacky... I can't believe he thinks he looks good in it..
ReplyDeleteWhy did you have to wake up so early this morning Skeets?
ReplyDeleteYes that hideous pattern seems to detract attention from his ugly mug. He's like "Look over here, look over here." then while they are distracted he sticks it in.
ReplyDeleteQB I was trying to get 20K to give us complementary vibrators, but I don't think it worked..
ReplyDeleteThis fucking guy thinks he is Russell Simmons or some shit
ReplyDeleteI have to wake up at that time every weekday from now on because my kids changed schools and they start earlier and they are further away from my house. But I kind of like it, I have an hour to kill, I get back to my house around 8 and dont have to be at work until 9.
ReplyDeleteYou could just buy one Astrid, I'm telling you, you aren't going to get ripped off.
ReplyDeletethat is early to be in school... are they in middle school now or something
ReplyDeleteThat's a good deal Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI once agreed to cook my bf Valentines dinner in my thong and heels, and I feel that requests of that nature should be paid for beforehand, for safety risks of course. lol
ReplyDeleteAstrid: SERIOUSLY! Aww mann, I still need to replace mine, it wouldve been great if 20 K had agreed to it! Spurs, maybe you could talk him into giving us some new buzzers? lol
one for free is the best option of all though spurs..
ReplyDeleteLucky BF Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteTrue Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI'm still pissed I wore mine out :(
ReplyDeleteI have cooked naked before.. it's not that bad unless hot grease is involved... watch out for splatters.. lol
ReplyDeleteYou ladies should look into the sybian
ReplyDeleteYou're right, they should look into the sybian Miami.
ReplyDeletethat is hot Miami.. what kind of boxers do you wear? plain white, silk, or ones with the Miami Dolphins?
ReplyDeleteAstrid; yeah, but he kept saying 'please let me take your pic" And I was trying to cook, trying to look sexy and trying not to take a bad pic! So much effing stress for one girl ;)
ReplyDeleteSybian? Is that another word for lesbians or something?
ReplyDeleteSo did he end up taking your pic Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteI wear solid colors and fitting boxers also.. no silk. My favorite are Hanes.
ReplyDeleteIt's a sex toy QB.
ReplyDeleteSilk is for show only I think.
ReplyDeleteSybian is the most gangster shit for a woman's pleasures ever made
ReplyDeleteYes, and it's hidden in a secret compartment in my walk in closet. because if we happen to split, I dont want it ending up on the net,
ReplyDeleteit probably is for show.... but cooking in speedos would be sexy too
ReplyDeleteReally? I need to look into this...thanks for the idea Miami!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahah, Astrid, I am scared of wearing speedos, they make it hard to breathe
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is in middle school she starts at 7:25 and my son starts at 8:00 but can get there at 7:45. Although the school is further away I get there faster & get better gas milage cause the street I live off is a straight shot & I only encounter 3 lights along the way instead of one every mile like it was when I was driving through midtown everyday to get to 2 seperate schools across midtown from one another. I used to spend 45 mins a day, now it's about 25 including my drive to work.
ReplyDeleteYour welcome QB, if you buy one I would like to hear your reviews!!!!
ReplyDeletehow do you know about the Sybian Miami?
ReplyDeleteLOL..you got it, Miami!
ReplyDelete"Yes, and it's hidden in a secret compartment in my walk in closet. because if we happen to split, I dont want it ending up on the net,"
ReplyDeleteSmart thinking.
I know many many things..... Its scary how many things I know, its even scarier when you consider how much I dont know.
ReplyDeleteI've only cooked naked once and it was because I was drunk and hungry... I made tostadas, homemade shells and all and burnt a line on my stomach with oil cause I accidently knocked against the edge of the tongs after I had flipped a shell. That fucking hurt man!
ReplyDeleteit doesn't sound bad Elfie.. but it's just early to be in school.. I think after elementary school they start making you get up earlier if I remember right
ReplyDeleteand I can't sew.. because I bought the wrong sizes of each pattern..
ReplyDeleteI have to go exchange them for the right sizes, but the fabric store is so far away. I am so pissed.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks! You can't just deduct the number of inches off of the pattern?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I always do.
ReplyDeleteI guess I could try that.. have you ever done it? I hope I get the measurements right.. I did that one other time to make it larger, not smaller..
ReplyDeleteI've done it before, just figure out what measurements you need then deduct half the amount for each side.
ReplyDeletemakes sense to deduct half the amount for each side... thanks.. I can sew today!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a "Sewing 4 Life" shirt.
ReplyDeleteLOL..have you seen the trailer for the new Jackass movie Spurs?
ReplyDeletethat is great spurs.. we should start a sewing circle and watch Cry Baby together
ReplyDeleteNo, but I heard it's going to be in 3D Queen Bee. I imagine you are excited.
ReplyDeletethey are still making those movies?
ReplyDeleteWe should do that Astrid. We can paint each others nails too.
ReplyDeleteIm going to send it to you Spurs, trust me, youll laugh your ass off!
ReplyDeletethat 3D Piranha movie looks so stupid.. it might be funny.. I saw the original one when I was a kid and I thought it was cool
ReplyDeleteahhahahaha Sewing for Life!!! Yeah QB that trailer is comedy. I love the part where Wee Man catches Bam walking through the hallway
ReplyDeletewhat color do you like your nails spurs?
ReplyDeleteAll right, thanks Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI like the color of a butterfly Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember my youtube password, so just lookup jackass 3d trailer when you get a minute.
ReplyDeleteI want to paint my nails black all the cool guys
ReplyDeleteAll right Queen Bee. I'll look now.
ReplyDelete*like all the cool guys
ReplyDeleteBlack nails are just too hardcore for me Miami.
ReplyDeleteMiami: thats my FAVORITE part! "High Five!" lol
ReplyDeleteAstrid, do you think it is cute when dudes paint their nails black?
ReplyDeleteQB, I had to rewind that part like 5 times when I saw it on TV, thank God for DVR's!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat does look funny Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI like the jet engine blowing the guy over. That's funny.
ReplyDelete