Friday, August 13, 2010

So this floozy won the furniture


Well, thanks everyone for voting for Elfie, but this chick won the (rigged) contest. Oh well Elfie, maybe you can exchange your food stamps for a lawn chair or something. 

And 2dirty4u, it appears we are not going to get a titty shot from her now. Bummer.

86 comments:

  1. floozy... nice word choice spurs.. I have only heard that one other time in my life. lol

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  2. I wish we could see how close elfie came to winning... I would like to see 2nd and 3rd

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  3. Thanks Astrid. And I agree, considering how many woman were in the contest, they should show the top five at least.

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  4. I think Elfie and all the other women should get something for entering the contest...

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  5. She does have a cute ass. Sorry elfie, I voted for you almost every day

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  6. Her ass is pretty cute but still. I wish we were able to see the percentage of votes as the contest was going on or once it was over.

    We should all log complaints with Clear Channel for their fraudulent contest practices haha

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  7. Yes, the percentage or a number of votes would be fun to see. And as far as that complaint against Clear Channel? I've already had some lawyers fstart working on filing a class action lawsuit, that's how upset I am.

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  8. I'd hit it! What up fuckers?

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  9. Oh yeah Sours?! Hmmm I think I am going to start a website like buymyboobs.com except it's going to be buymeacouch.com

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  10. Def rigged! Streets blows her away.

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  11. Gr8 idea Elfie. Maybe we can add BuymyMonsterGreg.com ?

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  12. Sendmemoney.com, you have enough money, doesn't how big your dick is.

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  13. Do you think bill gates would have ever gotten laid without money?

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  14. Spurs is poor and he never gets laid

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  15. And then I read your second line DH. Comedian.

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  16. Sorry spurs, just making a point.

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  17. DH, what's your back page story?

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  18. Back page? Maybe I am clueless

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  19. Maybe you need to visit http://ww.biginfinitydownline.com

    Ask Spurs.

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  20. I'll pass on all that cash, just more I'd owe obama.

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  21. That's right, I guess you are him too.

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  22. That's true. Everyone who has money should apologize for their greed and give it to the government so they can pass it along to the lazy.

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  23. I think DirtyHater is cousins with that Al Green from SC

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  24. Hey DH, Astrid made a comment earlier about something Ari tweeter about that Ben Quayle stuff. He sounded like an idiot.

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  25. I figure if I stay poor, the re-distribution will find me eventually.

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  26. I think DH's family might have owned that guy's family at one time, but that's about it.

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  27. He loves himself though, just nobody else does.

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  28. Oh, you won the prize Scarecrow. Go to Pam's website to claim :)

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  29. "Dirtyhater said...

    I figure if I stay poor, the re-distribution will find me eventually. "

    That was seriously funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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  30. We've had a lot of people leave our company for gov contracting jobs the big $$$ that goes with it. Gov contracting is very big here, Redstone Arsonal is huge. I've told every one it's great while it last but with the libs in office, the defense budget is the first to get cut. They are all sweating bullets now.

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  31. I got laid off in 94 when clinton did it.

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  32. I used to get laid at will in 94......

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  33. Damn, I knew it was the monkey.

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  34. Take care DH. Spurs, catch you on the Katsup.

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  35. I posted what Ari said Sours... thanks for the acknowledgement. Now that I lost the dirty couch contest I really am nobody.

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  36. I still love you Elfie!

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  37. Thanks AStrid... I will always remember the ones who supported me in during both the good and bad times. You are a true e-friend! (unlike that bastard Sours!)

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  38. Sorry Elfie, I just read the comment on the email on my phone, just got the name wrong. Please don't cry.

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  39. No reason to call me a bastard Skeets.

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  40. how about turd? Is that better spurs.. spurs the turd.. I hope that one sticks to you like glue you damn turd!

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  41. Anyone still awake??? zzzzzz....

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  42. Off to the gym fuckers. I'm pummmmmmped.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x00Xxsja11E&feature=related

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  43. Up pretty late again I see Queen Bee.

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  44. I just woke up not to long ago... I couldn't sleep and had a bad day

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  45. I played bingo until 2 AM
    holla .

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  46. Sorry about your bad day Astrid.

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  47. What's up Pam? How have you been?

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  48. every time I go to the store I look for sour skittles and punch straws, but I NEVER find either...

    Sometimes I see skittles, but never sour. I am starting to think they discontinued them...

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  49. I broke down and bought some sour punch straws the other day. Not near as good as I remember them being.

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  50. I bought some sour starbust gummi burts.. and they were not very sour

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  51. There is a fight on HBO, one guy has an advertisement on his ass for a place called "Condom Depot.Com" Maybe RQ should put an ad on her ass for her sex change doc. She may get free hormones out of it. She was looking a little hairy in her last video.

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  52. I'm watching that too Dirtyhater. Bad Chad Dawson is getting hammered in this round.

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  53. Nothing much, Spurs. Looking up some guitar tabs.

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  54. That's cool EV. How long have you been playing the guitar?

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  55. An Oscar Schmidt acoustic I traded for, and pieces of a Fender strat I'm building.

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  56. My brother used to have a fender..

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  57. I know how to play guitar and I used to play keyboards...

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  58. I always thought learning to play the piano would be nice.

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  59. I don't know anything fancy.. like Beethoven stuff

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  60. To the gym bitches. "We can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us or we can fight our way out"

    Get it son!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs&feature=related

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  61. I voted for this chick everyday just so Elfie wouldnt win LMFO I am so glad it worked out

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