Friday, September 3, 2010

Arkansas scenery by CBT


CBT sent me this pic a couple of days ago and said that he actually snapped this in a parking lot there in Hee-Haw. Now I don't know if he really did or if he just found this pic on the internet, doesn't really matter, he hasn't been around for a couple of days, so I'm posting it. It could be that he had his feelings hurt that it hasn't been posted yet, or it could be that he's finally reached menopause and his emotions are out of wack, either way, here it is. All I really do know is Ansel Adams is nothing compared to CBT.

101 comments:

  1. That guy looks comfy as hell on that lawnmower.

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  2. Yep. They should put this photo on their tourism guide.

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  3. And is that the Arkansas flag they have on their truck?

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  4. It's a rebel flag with a skull and cross bones in the middle. I took this in the parking lot of the local Harp's supermarket. These boys were riding around the parking lot when I came out from buying some bread. Blow the pic up and take a close look at the dude on the mower. Can you say "retard"? I also like the home camoed truck.

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  5. Nice of you to come around CBT. A rebel flag with a skull and cross bones? Nice.

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  6. That's some Deliverance looking shit right there.

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  7. Can't tell. There appears to be lettering on one of the bands, so who knows where that flag came from.

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  8. I haven't been around because I've been busy working for a change.

    Y'all can't hurt my feelings cause I don't really have any.

    I won't be around much this weekend either. Valarie told her husband she was going to go see her mother and is coming to spend Labor Day weekend with me.

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  9. So Spurs, is your carpal tunnel cured?

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  10. More adultery planned for the weekend CBT? Nice.

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  11. Again with the carpal tunnel? Funny.

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  12. Did it also say "Don't Tread on Me" somewhere on it?

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  13. I'm sure it did, and these guys can't even read it.

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  14. Our next TEA Party's coming up October 3rd, we have an anti Nancy Pelosi rally on September 14th. It's a stopover of a bus painted with a sign telling her to resign and people are signing it like a petition on it's trip across the country. They're eventually gonna park it on the street in front of her house.

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  15. Are you going to do another speech?

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  16. No, we're limiting speakers at this one to candidates and one gay Justice of the Peace.

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  17. I'll laugh when after all that time and money she gets that shit towed in an hour.

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  18. I think I'm gonna be the MC, though.

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  19. Oh, you mean that one queer that's made a couple of speeches at the TEA parties there in Arkansas? Has that dude come out of the closet yet?

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  20. Hey Spurs, is EV a lib, or does he just have crush on Pelosi?

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  21. The kid hasn't come out yet. He asked me for advice on how to get out of the "friend zone" with girls the other day. I told him to first stop sounding like the dude that cuts their hair.

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  22. why not just park the truck in the pic in front of her house? about the same as a burning cross, imo. and how the fuck can you fuck up a primer job?

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  23. I don't think she can get it towed. I understand they're renting one of her neighbor's driveway to park the bus in.

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  24. I gathered that Spurs. I bet he believes in global warming, the stimulus package and that RQ was born female.

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  25. I'd say drive the truck through her house. Or shoot her plane out of the air. But CA will vote her in again. Then next year they'll go back to issuing IOUs to people instead of paying them.

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  26. park the general lee in front of her house with bo and luke duke inside.....then set it on fire.

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  27. Funny, but let them jump her house before doing so.

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  28. or do doughnuts in her front yard.

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  29. It just sounds like this whole idea was brainstormed in the local elementary.

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  30. Doughnuts in the front yard will work. Then Bo and Luke can go to the White House and burn a cross in the lawn.

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  31. and shoot arrows with dynamite. you can tell that the dukes of hazzard had to be written by a hillbilly.

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  32. The only thing missing from that show was Uncle Jesse banging Daisy. Now that would have nailed the realism of the show.

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  33. If you really wanted to get on her last nerve, round up some of Arkansas finest and have them camp out front of her place, carrying on as if they were at home. That's sure to drive anyone batshit.

    She may resign on the very notion that the country is beyond saving at this point.

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  34. i think he was. why else would she parade around in denim underwear?

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  35. and did they have a closet full of the same shirt and pants? they only had one outfit the whole series. fuck...that must have sucked. then their best friend was a retarded tow truck driver.

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  36. Man, I eat so well around here. Today we are having beef w/broccoli and some other shit.

    Nice.

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  37. and his name was 'cooter' no less.

    http://cooterquest.com/cooter.jpg

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  38. Looking at this picture makes me think of the time DH thought I should move to the south because of all the 'rocket scientists'.

    This picture (and cbt's) is the perfect example why the south does not catch my interest.

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  39. Beef broccoli spurs? Do you work at a soup kitchen?

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  40. Beef w/broccoli DG. Like chinese food. Had some rice too. Hell, maybe I do work in a soup kitchen.

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  41. Oh, and did you ever get your phone working for the site?

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  42. I mean we aren't trying to run the illegals out. That's just pure racism on AZ's part. Sure I don't live there and have no idea what it's like, but I'll throw my two cents in like I give a fuck.

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  43. wtf are you talking about spurs? You are talking to me as if I actually care about the news or something.

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  44. I thought you cared about the illegals?

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  45. No, I didn't get the phone working for the site. I can read comments, I just can't comment. Even when I'm logged in it still wants me to press the pull down menu and that doesn't work. I can comment on other sites, just not this one.

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  46. They are just there to work. They don't take advantage of any social programs or slow down the schools because some of their kids can't speak English. It's inhumane to think of booting them the fuck back to Mehico.

    Fucking racists.

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  47. You are going off like something new happened. I haven't checked the news lately. And yes, the illegals can go but as for the state being broke or whatever, alot of states are.

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  48. Maybe if I convert to the newest form of blogger it will let you.

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  49. TX isn't. That's all I care about.

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  50. So are you going to school this semester?

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  51. Some of their kids? ALOT of their kids can't speak english. Then that slows down the other kids and then they fall behind, too.

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  52. I know that. I'm just trying to act like I'm in Hollywood.

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  53. No, I'm not. I'm set pretty good at my job right now. I do hate the owner still but I've picked up so many people and all the snowbirds will be back soon, too. So the money is rolling in.

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  54. I used to be democrat. Not so much anymore.

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  55. Are you going to pimp out your ride and get a new crib now that your Mommy Warbucks?

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  56. Fuck them. Fuck Republicans too. But I'd rather have a Republican than a Democrat.

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  57. Yeah. I was going to go to walmart and order some custom spinning hubcaps today.

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  58. Baller. And I had someone contact me about putting up a post about their dating website last week. I'm exchanging e-mails with the person right now. They didn't like the way I wrote it up.

    http://www.spursfansays.com/b/post-preview?token=fumD2ioBAAA.0ZK-EIQ39psNN20KrpRxUw.VVsdVsBrKcPMgSIBS9HXBA&postId=3023224542394397857&type=POST

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  59. Something about not mentioning money or some shit, so I'm trying to stand my ground. I'll have to write it up another way. This nigger (I'm going ot refer to myself as that for now on) needs to get paid like you.

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  60. You should ask for a little more money and do a video for them.

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  61. There's an idea. Frankly I like the way I wrote it up.

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  62. The person has a point. Google frowns bad upon paid posts.

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  63. I like it, too. If crush was smart, they could've just went to Drew's site and offered him a free membership.

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  64. I'll have to pussify it. He/she asked me to write it up like I met someone off there. I wrote back saying that's not going to happen. Kind of funny e-mail exchanges.

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  65. Thanks DG. And good point about Drew.

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  66. Stick around for a second. I'll try to write it up another way. Shit, maybe you should write it.

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  67. When I was buying my phone I noticed they were selling a gold razor phone. You should get one. It says 'I am a drug dealer but wish I was black' written all over it, G.

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  68. man, drew could get paid and laid! just kidding. elvis has a better chance than drew of getting laid this weekend.

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  69. The drug dealing days are over. Now it's just time to get busted for possession.

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  70. I'm actually heading out to the pool now. So I guess I will be able to look at it and not comment about it until later when you update your site to 2010.

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  71. Yes, spurs. Great write up. I think honesty is the best way to go.

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  72. is a kilo considered personal use? i sure hope so!

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  73. All right. Well if I figure something out, I'll post it. It would be great if you comment. I want this cat (there you go) to think it was worthwhile.

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  74. hey dg, remember when we were at encanto and i did a line off your tits?

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  75. I like the word pussify. I think I will add it to my vocabulary. Thanks.

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  76. All right. I'll write it up like a real pussy and send it to the person.

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  77. And yes Anonymous, a kilo is personal use. No doubt. The cops and DA will buy that one for sure.

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  78. just say you do a whole shitload at once and you dont want the party to stop.

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  79. Good point Anonymous. If they don't like it, I'll just call them party poopers. That will show them.

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  80. bai bai, y'all. I'm going swimming.

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  81. This is as weak as it gets. I can always through the real post up in the comments. Homey just wants some cash, that's all.

    http://www.spursfansays.com/b/post-preview?token=b5zE2ioBAAA.0ZK-EIQ39psNN20KrpRxUw.H3fuo5WNb6oPufU4Ep-FMw&postId=3023224542394397857&type=POST

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  82. where is rq? man....shes funny.

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  83. thats not the only thing dgs stolen and tried to take credit for.

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  84. Oh yeah? She's tried to take something from you? Not cool man, not cool.

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  85. tried? she did. although she will deny it, she has admitted to it.

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  86. Share your thoughts my friend. Get the heartache off your mind. What did she steal?

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  87. oh...just ask her about the toxic avenger. and interior crocodile alligator. those are just 2 of the many.

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  88. Oh I will man, I will. And there's a new post.

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  89. ok. i will check it out.

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