Close call

So last night I was speeding along I-10 (I'm "riding dirty") and I get pulled over by a DPS officer. I do the normal routine when I get pulled over (show the hands out the window--scores points) and he comes up to my window. Asks me where I'm going (home), you know, the normal questions. He goes back and runs my driver's license and asks me to step out of the car. He then proceeds to ask me if I've ever been arrested. I said, "Yeah, for the distribution of cocaine, but it was knocked down to possession." So he tells me there's a K9 unit down the road and if he called the K9 over would the rat (my words) dog would find anything. So I said, "Yep, I put two pipes (I just recently bought a new one) underneath the passenger's seat." I told him one is empty but the other one has some weed in it. So he searches and finds the pipes, brings the one loaded to me and says, "Hey, there's still some marijuana in here, if you have a lighter on you I'll let you finish it off." (no shit, he really said that). So I laugh and say no thanks, he knocks the weed out of the pipe and tells me he's letting me off on a warning for the speeding (I was doing 12 miles over), but he has to write me up for something, so he gives me a ticket for drug paraphernalia possession (it's like a speeding ticket here). He says, "Had you lied to me and I decided to search, I would have arrested you. Have a safe trip home."

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