So J-Wow is going to do Playboy before the end of the year which is a huge surprise considering she’s white trash and Playboy is every white trash girl’s dream. They think it’s classy and it will lead to better things, but the sad reality is all the skanks in the magazine are busted up and look like they got fucked by their dads, but I guess those kinds of girls don’t have the ability to recognize each other for what they are, since they are all in the same sinking boat.
Her body is really weird looking, she has no hips at all. She also has cellulite on the insides of her elbows...
ReplyDeleteShe should be a stripper and that's it, but she somehow tricked her way into the mainstream.
ReplyDeleteSo how have you been Elfie? How are things going in your world?
ReplyDeleteI don't even think she should be a stripper, a $5 back seat blow job hooker seems more appropriate.
ReplyDeleteI mean a stripper at an airport strip joint. Where the gutter skanks park themselves.
ReplyDeleteHow have I been? hmmm well I'll text you and let you know Sours.
ReplyDeletemaybe old men who are afraid of the computer and internet.
ReplyDeleteSounds good Skeets. I was going to text you this weekend.
ReplyDeleteelfie just got back from doing a donkey show in nogales.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYou should have Sours, what were going to say?
ReplyDeleteIs that where's she's been? Hope it paid well.
ReplyDeleteshe got 3 lbs of oranges and 2 lbs of corn. i guess thats ok?
ReplyDeleteIt paid just enough to pay my section 8 rent ($50)
ReplyDeleteyou made 50 of that gig?!?! not bad...not bad at all.
ReplyDeleteI was just going to ask if you felt like being banged. Nah, I was wondering how you've been. You haven't been around Skeets.
ReplyDeleteare you still farting blood and cum?
ReplyDeleteShe should have gone with the oranges and corn.
ReplyDeleteThe blood and cum is basically flowing from every oriface of my body.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.
ReplyDeletesave the fluids and make popsicles for later. summer is still here and theres no better way to cool off.
ReplyDeleteI knew you would enjoy that Sours. You can't pay rent with oranges and corn.
ReplyDeleteSound advice Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThat's true Skeets.
ReplyDeletehey, im just trying to look out for my fellow commenters.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it Anon, I really do.
ReplyDeleteVery nice Anon.
ReplyDeleteno prob. but i think you should get into hooking yourself to the illegals crossing the border. im sure after all that running and sprinting they can get pretty stressed and need a hole to plug. look into it. it might be your calling.
ReplyDeleteSound career advice.
ReplyDeleteYou have. You just proved how generous you are.
ReplyDeleteconsider it free life coaching advice. im just a nice guy. do you know how much tony robbins would charge to tell her what i just did?
ReplyDeleteIt would be hard to put a number on it.
ReplyDeletei guess the best question is; how much success do you want? then go from there and try and put numbers on that.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the formula to use.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever listen to Gorillaz? Their newest album is smooth.
ReplyDeleteive heard then a long time ago. but really didnt keep interest in their music.
ReplyDeleteThe newest album Plastic Beach is great to get high too.
ReplyDeleteWhere's DG been? Did you kill her?
ReplyDeleteWhat up SSSSSSlunts? Playboy is such a joke. Seriously who buys that magazine anymore? I'm talking to you Fat Drew!
ReplyDeleteHef lived one hell of a life off that mag. Who's going to RIP first Hef or Playboy? I don't see how that company stays a float. No more TV show, nobody buys that fucking magazine anymore. Jwow is like a dude with +2's.
What's up Fl Anonymous? Stopping by early today. And you're right. I don't know how Playboy is still in business. And I'd say Hef goes first.
ReplyDeleteI figured you might have sold her to some sheik.
ReplyDeletei found a pic of snooki in a bikini. its nothing nice.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? I imagine it's not the sexiest pic in the world.
ReplyDeletejust imagine a leather covered potato in a bikini.
ReplyDeletesource:
ReplyDeletehttp://radiobigboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/smh-snooki-4-e1274708254532.jpg
Yeah, that's not good.
ReplyDeletevery not good. now be honest, if snooki did a photoshoot for hustler would you buy it?
ReplyDeleteNope, but if it was in front of me I'd look for sure. Just like J-Wow, I wouldn't buy it but if someone had it I'd take a look.
ReplyDeletei would feel like i was looking at a retarded person naked.
ReplyDeleteFunny man.
ReplyDeleteseriously. last night on was checking out that place we dont talk about and they had pics of a paralyzed couple on there....all naked and shit. fucking strange.
ReplyDeleteThat place is a sewer.
ReplyDeleteit is. and thats what makes it great.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been over there in awhile.
ReplyDeletedid you see some pretty bad shit when you last went there?
ReplyDeleteWell, it seemed a little more tame than before. I just haven't checked it out in awhile.
ReplyDeletethats the place that i first saw 3guys1hammer. what has been seen cant be unseen.
ReplyDeleteYeah didnt see this coming AT ALL
ReplyDeleteOnly a matter of time before vivid releases one of these loser's sex tape next
of all the 'reality' stars to pose for playboy why couldnt it have been jessica simpson?
ReplyDeleteI agree Oz, one of the skanks will be in a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteExactly, even though Jessica has gotten a little hefty, I'd like to see her naked.
ReplyDeleteyup. i bet jessica is great in the sack. speaking of sack, looks like lindsay lohan has a warrant out for her arrest. lets see how much jail time she doesnt get.
ReplyDeleteOh, there was a warrant issued? This should be interesting.
ReplyDeleteyeah...but shes not gonna be taken into custody until the outcome of the court hearing friday. what a fucking joke. no point in having a warrant issued.
ReplyDeleteThat is a joke. I think she'll get 20 days.
ReplyDeletesee, thats what i was thinking too. but you have to remember that shes going to court in hollywood....so she will get 3 days and have to attend aa meetings. oh, and pay a fine.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'll get off lightly for this.
ReplyDeletemaybe thats true. its been awhile since they have made an example of a female from hollywood. as a matter of fact, i cant even remember the last time one has done over a month in jail.
ReplyDeleteJust like Paris got another slap on the wrist.
ReplyDeleteI do... she will get sentenced to 60 days and serve 12
ReplyDeleteI think the most she can get is 30.
ReplyDeleteoh okay 30 and serve 10
ReplyDelete60 but the sentence may run concurrent and at 50% for non-violent crimes thats 15 with an early boot for good behavior that should be about 2 hours.
ReplyDeleteshe failed 2 piss tests tho. 30 for each violation.
ReplyDeleteActually I think it's 30 per violation, and she failed 2 piss tests.
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteman, maybe i should start writing my love letter to her. let her know that its hard for me on the 'outs' with her being 'down'.
ReplyDeletei bet meghan mccains areola look like beanie caps.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
ReplyDeleteHey spurs, you're catching up, brees only need about 800 more yds and 6 tds
ReplyDeleteIve been around but I'm never on my computer anymore.
ReplyDeleteGood one DH.
ReplyDeleteI've been worried sick DG.
ReplyDeleteI figured. But worry more that comments aren't posting.
ReplyDeleteDg
Looks like your comments are posting.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN
Now they are. I'm on my phone smartass. Quicker to comment like this
ReplyDeleteIt's easier for you to comment from your phone rather than your computer?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see Francois and bh Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteYou're heading out to CA?
ReplyDeleteI'm not by a computer. ...duh
ReplyDeleteYeah, I guess that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteIll be there til Sunday. And it will be 30 degrees cooler. That's the best part.
ReplyDeleteAs broke as CA is I'm sure they can still afford a Haz Mat crew to come in and sweep whatever area you are in after you leave.
ReplyDeleteSo have a good time.
I'll be cheering for an earthquake.
ReplyDeleteGO EARTHQUAKES!!
Me too.
ReplyDelete100
ReplyDeleteCongrats. And I think being in an earthquake would be cool.
ReplyDeleteso spurs, did you try out jaksta?
ReplyDeletespurs, did you ever get a mum for a chick in HS during homecoming? i had never heard of them, you people in texas do some weird shit.
ReplyDeleteits a good thing mp is no longer around. he wouldve got really pissed and asked me to decipher "you people" for him.
ReplyDeletemum? isnt that what russian chicks wear in their hair?
ReplyDeletefuck cali
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ReplyDeleteDG - fuck me
ReplyDeletefuck fuck
ReplyDeleteCheck this out.
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I remember hearing about this when it happened but now that the report is out it makes it even more interesting. Do you think this guy called 911 before or after the accident?
i dunno. but its kinda sad tho. did you hear about that guy in texas that killed his 3 kids?
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad 911 didn't give up until they found them. And it's too bad the father didn't leave the kid out of it if he was planning on killing himself.
ReplyDeleteI was reading about that yesterday. Some people are really fucked up in the head.
i dont understand why so many parents are taking the lives of their kids. its really sad.
ReplyDeleteIt's their ultimate one last revenge on the other parent.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that guy in Houston didn't die. I hope he lives many years to think about what he has done.
i hope he lives the last 24 hours of his life in severe pain.
ReplyDeletei hope cbt eats the testicles right off his body.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteJacksta was for EV.
Yes kinkyb!tch, we had the mums for prom.
ReplyDeletei hope spurs gimps (from Pulp) him to death
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. - Spursfansays.com
ReplyDeleteseriously? playboy is willing to pay her up to 400 grand to show this?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/jwoww-is-making-a-fortune-for-playboy/spl209408_007/
r.i.p. playboy.
I am not in rehab - yet.
ReplyDeleteAs for the parents who have killed their children - I bet if those parents have more kids, those kids are going to be the best behaved litte fuckers in the world. Having witnessed first hand how some of these little pukes act, I say school paddlings need to make a comeback. We need to be much tougher on these kids to crank out some fucking productive adults who don't exhibit that fucked up attitude of entitlement, boredom, indifference - that shit just burns me up. If a kid doesn't pick up his toys after I tell them to, I should be able to fling my shoe at his head. Can't get respect through nice words and time fucking outs.
What's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteI have a horrendous UTI, it came back and I am cranky as hell.
ReplyDeleteUTI?
ReplyDeleteso they tell me to pee in a container and I only managed to squeeze out like two drops. she tells me she needs to me try again. So finally the third time I say fuck it, I pour some fucking mountain dew in the fucking container along with my pee..wait five minutes for the carbonation to go out, put it into the cabinet for them to culture.
ReplyDeleteHey, I just posted something new. I'm going to move your comments to the newest post. It's always a great day when you stop by.
ReplyDeleteand she comes back in the room and says "your urine came back clear"
ReplyDeleteand I said, "my urine, that was fucking mountain dew you oaf quack. I want my antibiotics"
so she called the doctor and then they told me not to come back.
I mean it's not like I waved a fucking gun or anything. I was cool about it.
Now i need to find another doc tomorrow.
so i have a heating pad on my lower parts. i am just not very happy right now at all. nothing can console me. I am not to be consoled.
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