Monday, September 6, 2010

Jersey Shore's newest skank looking like a wreck in a bikini


I don’t know if MTV is trying to turn their channel into a horror network or maybe they just saw so much success with fat Snooki that they decided to cast the body double for her stunt scenes, but this has to be some sort of a joke. You could fill that glass she's holding with Patron, I could do it all in one shot, and I'd still have to say pass on this monster.

63 comments:

  1. Anyone know this beast's name? I'd like to label it.

    ReplyDelete
  2. deanna. drew stalks her all the time down by the boardwalk.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Deanna? Really? All right thanks. I wonder if Drew went and said goodbye to his idols. I read where they wrapped up shooting for the season.

    ReplyDelete
  4. It's actually Deena. That was close though.

    ReplyDelete
  5. i think drew broke into the jersey shore house and stole paulys underwear. hes eating them for breakfast as we speak.

    ReplyDelete
  6. He probably has them wrapped around his head. Like a turban.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Just found out this site. Any site that goes after that fraud, Hooman Lamas, will get my hits!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Hey thanks, I appreciate it. Be sure to check out the label for Ari Golden.

    ReplyDelete
  9. I didn't know they added another girl. They all look alike to me. Besides snooki. she doesn't look human.

    ReplyDelete
  10. can you picture snooki naked? disgusting. she has a body like a potato.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Snoonki is an ugly fat fucking troll! I wouldnt even let her suck my dick!

    ReplyDelete
  12. I would let her have a go at Spurse though.

    ReplyDelete
  13. She does have a body like a potato.

    ReplyDelete
  14. $10 says Spurs rubbed one out to Jaywoo

    ReplyDelete
  15. I also saw a pic of that pig I was going to post. I went with this chick instead.

    ReplyDelete
  16. That's probably one of the dumbest things you've ever written here, and it's hard for me to put into word form how much that really says.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Italian bitches are all skanks. Ask Columbo about his momma.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I'm busy! Another time Douche Diggler and Anon.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Looks like Drew got his feelings hurt.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Drew,

    Not all of us have to resort to desperation like you. That's why we are able to see Jersey Shore for what it truly is, trash.

    ReplyDelete
  21. I just heard from her today EV. She's supposed to be sending in some pics. She went to Galveston this weekend. And she got a dog.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Did you hear about nj trying to make it legal to hunt cats?

    ReplyDelete
  23. I want to see if she's interested in a FFB trade.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Really? I hadn't heard that. Sounds about right though.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Already wheeling and dealing EV? Good to see you are getting into it.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Not nonk nonk dummy. Check out nonk porn. Sometimes they have decent shit. And it's the full movies. The best though that I've found as far as selection and the full movies is 777xporn. Damn, you can get lost over there. The categories go on forever.

    ReplyDelete
  27. And yes, I've been to porn tube and all the main ones. Sublime directory used to be good, not it sucks. Linkhumper is great, but it's all short clips. Boring.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Did someone find me a new gay website? Do share.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Yep. For having autopick, she didn't come out bad at all.

    ReplyDelete
  30. I didn't realize you were a porn aficionado, Spurs.

    ReplyDelete
  31. I'm in the Hall of Fame already EV.

    ReplyDelete
  32. I apologize for your supreme knowledge of porn

    ReplyDelete
  33. No problem. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle-GI Joe.

    ReplyDelete
  34. I usually download a torrent every now and then.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Yeah, but it's hit or miss unless it has the screens with the download, you don't know what you're getting.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Yeah, you might as well go to some porn sites. I've got a nice bookmark list going.

    ReplyDelete
  37. I did find a chick who kind of looks like Kristen Kruek,(sp?) though. So that's awesome, being that she's on my top 5.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Now if I can find a Mila Kunis look-a-alike, I'll be in business.

    ReplyDelete
  39. Now she's hot. That's a good call.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Can't forget ScarJo, either. I want to have her babies.

    ReplyDelete
  41. Those three and Kate Beckinsale make up 4 of my 5, in no particular order. Still haven't decided on who finishes the list.

    ReplyDelete
  42. I'm going to post something new man, give me a few minutes.

    ReplyDelete
  43. I like youporn because you can search 'man fucking doll' and weird shit like that.

    ReplyDelete
  44. jersey girls arent trash....cus trash at least gets picked up.

    ReplyDelete
  45. oh yeah. i love this story:

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/09/05/20100905chandler-shooting-two-dead.html

    quote of the year:

    "People in Arizona carry guns," said Detective David Ramer, a Chandler police spokesman. "You better be careful about who you are picking on."

    ReplyDelete
  46. I just like watching weird stuff EV. It doesn't do anything for me other than prove people are weirder than I originally thought.

    ReplyDelete
  47. i bet dg has a shitload of goatsee on her comp.

    ReplyDelete
  48. I wonder if she's searched porn on her phone yet?

    ReplyDelete
  49. although I think its sad you have to carry guns here, I kinda laugh when I read stories like that!

    ReplyDelete
  50. Being 27 inches tall wouldn't be very fun.

    ReplyDelete
  51. i think its great that you can carry guns here. just ask any resident in chicago what it feels like to be a potential victim everyday.

    ReplyDelete