Monday, September 6, 2010

*Miss Texas* wants some implants


Being we failed miserably with Elfie not winning that furniture she wanted, I figure I'd go ahead and throw some other contest up here. It will be interesting to see what type of messages she's going to get. Actually I have an idea. If you click on the second pic I left her one.

106 comments:

  1. And maybe it's because I've been to quite a few parties, but sounds like homie may have attempted to play the white knight, got his shit shoved in backwards and pulled out a gun. Sounds like a coward if you ask me.

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  2. hahahaha :)

    Great Stuff, I need a sugar daddy!!!

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  3. Then again, most gun owners are cowards.

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  4. Funny TeXaS, that's cool you did this though. But if you are looking for cash, CBT offers a grand for a weekend.

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  5. Don't ruin your tits, Texas. Natural is the way to be.

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  6. im glad those 2 got killed. 2 less scumbags to deal with later on.

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  7. I wouldn't say most, because most gun owners are responsible EV.

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  8. i thought u did to Spurs ;)

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  9. She doesn't need implants. She looks good as is.

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  10. Nope TeXaS, I thought I told you that you would have to come up with some cash.

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  11. I guess it's how you define responsible.

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  12. FYI im just doing this as a joke

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  13. Yes, I'm sure most people know it's a joke.

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  14. And the money is to pay me to hang out with you. Something like that.

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  15. Spurs, you should post yourself on that site. I wonder if you would get some donations.

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  16. I'm thinking of putting a donation button on here like Drew did. And then you can just donate to me through here.

    Nice looking out for me DG, thanks.

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  17. Just think of the traffic it would drive to your site. It would be an endless welcoming center here for you if you did that.

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  18. Yeah, I'm sure they'd allow a link to another site on there.

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  19. I just read that article too. I don't understand why they want to arrest other people for murder.

    But I agree with anon. The world just became a slightly better place early sunday morning.

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  20. you can spell out dot com so they don't catch on.

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  21. The world would be better off too if they shot rapists and pedophiles on the spot too.

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  22. I'm sure that will trick them. Good idea DG.

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  23. Sorry to hear about your buddy Reverend Jackson's Escalade being stripped in Detroit. Tell him to keep preaching about green energy and driving around in that gas guzzler. That's almost as bad as Leo and Al Gore.

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  24. Rev Jackson is black. I don't have anything to do with that spook.

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  25. DG stop race mixing. This is your final warning.

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  26. RQ forgot to delete one of her youtube videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6B8VWqNWog&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1

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  27. Lame. Comment under your normal name if you are going to take shots at people.

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  28. I'm not too bothered by the dead dudes, I just think people tend to overlook consequences when they feel they can justify the killings.

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  29. Well lucky for that guy he acted in self defense. At least the cops think so.

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  30. How he shot and killed both the men in self defense at a party with other to me questioned his real motive.

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  31. I thought this was interesting:

    Chandler police have arrested seven other men and plan to recommend that they be charged not only with robbery but with murder because the slayings occurred during the commission of another crime, Ramer said.

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  32. I thought the same, DG. Maybe it's because I've been around parties with guns involved, and I know how that shit escalates. I have one friend that I won't even go out with anymore because he always tries to act hard knowing he has something to fall back on.

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  33. So potentially nine gang members off the streets.

    That's why I say hey man, nice shot. Good shot man.

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  34. How does the self defense thing work if the people were already invited in?

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  35. That's what I was talking about in the first comment, Spurs.

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  36. Yeah, I just wanted to quote some song lyrics EV.

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  37. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E&ob=av2n

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  38. WHAT? I have to pay you to hang out with me??? lmao...thats now what u told me.... ;)

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  39. You're right. I'll come clean. I offered you $10. So you can buy the morning after pill.

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  40. So, I've noticed how almost all the songs I've been seeing on YouTube lately have a comment right under it with Justin Beiber in it. Maybe it's just me, but that is like the 5th song in a row.

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  41. That's weird. I didn't expect to see a Beiber comment on a Filter video.

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  42. Damn, Bruno is on in an hour. I'm tired, I might have to DVR that. Shit's funny.

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  43. It's usually something like

    "Whoever disliked this song 23 times must be Justin Beiber lovers!"

    or

    "Justin Beiber would get shit all over on if he were on the same stage as this band!"

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  44. I was watching Star Wars earlier, Spike has been playing it all weekend. I hadn't seen Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi in a while.

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  45. I caught the last the last hour or so of Return of the Jedi about a month ago. I liked when they were on those bikes speeding through the forest.

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  46. Spurs you like Bruno the fag movie?

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  47. I like the part where they test his show in front of that producer and the test group.

    And when he tries to interview Harrison Ford is so damn funny.

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  48. Have you never seen Star Wars all the way through, Spurs?

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  49. I have, your comment made me think you hadn't seen the whole movie. Empire Strike Back is probably my favorite one. The new ones kind of suck, save for Episode One.

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  50. Empire Strikes Back was good. And I liked the last hour of the last newest one.

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  51. The snow battles in Empire Strikes Back were cool.

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  52. return of the nerds....STAR WARS??? GIVE ME A F'In Break lmao

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  53. Hey, EV brought it up. What would you like to discuss TeXaS? The Hills? Jersey Shore?

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  54. You mean when he becomes Darth Vader? Yeah, I guess putting a mask over that talentless head of his is about the only thing that saved those movies.

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  55. No, I was referring to the fight scenes before that.

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  56. If Natalie Portman had gotten naked that would have saved those movies.

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  57. I figured you meant that, but I had to sneak in a bash on that terrible actor.

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  58. I couldn't get over that lame voice he had during that fight. Reminded me of Christian Bale's gay raspy voice thing he did when he played Batman.

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  59. I don't know how they ended up with him. It wasn't like they had much resemblance to match. He didn't even look much like the kid in the first movie.

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  60. Yes, that guy did horrible. And you're right, there was little resemblance.

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  61. Go for it kinkyb!tch. So how was your Labor Day weekend?

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  62. It was cool. How bout you tards?

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  63. And maybe you should send me a pic of your tits. I'll let you know if you need a boob job. I'm kind like that.

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  64. that is so sweet of you, Spursy!! :)
    My rack is okay. Francis Begbie already told me, but I guess I could ask for more opinions, just in case he was wrong.

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  65. I don't think Francis saw your rack. But I'll play along. Yes, you should get a second opinion. Kind of like you do with a doctor.

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  66. Well then I may as well use the pic as my avatar and get everyone's opinion.

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  67. You should do that. We know your arms are toned, let's see what else you are working with.

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  68. I do have a recent pic of my ass. It looks very tan, but I think fat. I may use that instead. Oh, and I need lipo on my thighs, too

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  69. yes, very nice. it reminded me of that movie 4 christmases.

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  70. I like how you drop in Christmas as much as you can kinkyb!tch.

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  71. I thought that was ironic as well (christmas reference), but it really does. have you seen the movie? the beginning, he is hitting on her and she blows him off until he says "hey im talking to you, bitch" and then she turns around and he goes off on her a bit and then they make out and bang in the bathroom.

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  72. I haven't see it. Sounds like a promising story line though.

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  73. That was a funny movie, kb. I like when he buys his nephew a nice gift when he wasn't supposed to.

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  74. let me summarize the story for all the tards that didnt read it.

    The shootings occurred early Sunday morning in the 600 block of North Sunland Drive. A group of men showed up as uninvited guests at the keg party, paid a $2 admission fee, then became angry when the organizers started to shut the bash down, Ramer said.

    The intruders were stealing the beer when they were confronted by a woman who had been attending the party, Ramer said. After the men started yelling at the woman, her husband attempted to come to her defense and was punched to the ground.

    When one of the intruders threatened the man with a gun, he pulled out his own gun and shot the two assailants to death, Ramer said. Police said they have documents confirming that the men are gang members.

    Ramer said the husband showed restraint during the incident and only fired when he was threatened with a gun.


    he acted in self defense. /story.

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  75. <3 Jennifer your tits are great, don't fall into that stuff !

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  76. Thank you Pam (:

    ...off to work, in the pouring down rain! :/

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  77. Not much Pam, how was your Labor Day?

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  78. Yes, it's pouring here too *Miss Texas*.

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  79. I wish it were pouring here. I didn't go to work today... I say fuck it all man.

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  80. What's going on Elfie? Long time no see. How have you been? How was your Labor Day?

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  81. Labor day sucked, I wasn't feeling well so we didnt do much of anything. My life all around sucks right now, I'm applying for jobs as we speak.

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  82. Sorry to hear that Elfie. Have your bosses really been shitty with you lately?

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  83. Pretty much, they take advantage of me and I am sick of it, I've been sick of it but I'm basically at my breaking point right now.

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  84. Anyway what's new around here? Did DG and deranged anon break up or are they still together? I see Pam has been on lately, where the hell is Astrid? and MT has perfect boobies, don't mess with perection. KB needs to post that ass shot, I need some new masturbation material.

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  85. Damn, sorry to hear that. What jobs have you looked for?

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  86. I think Anon and DG are still going strong. I've e-mailed Astrid, she's been busy, hopefully she'll come back around. You're right, TeXaS doesn't need to screw with her tits, we need an ass shot of kinkyb!tch, and if you are looking for some masturbation material, I just posted something with Miley Cyrus.

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