I almost feel bad that Sesame Street turned on Katy Perry after parents got mad about the amount of tit she was showing, even though kids view tits as a food source and not as something to stick their dicks between, because growing up with a face like Katy Perry’s her only real option in life, other than being an over-rated popstar because the public are fucking idiots and buy into anything that marketing tells them to, was to show her big tits.
You see her tits are squeezed together because that’s all she’s good for. Seriously, this twat has no other reason for being on TV, and the good thing is she probably knows that.
You think she has an ugly face?
ReplyDeleteI like her, I think shes pretty...
ReplyDeleteWhen it's photoshopped it looks nice, but otherwise no, her best feature is her tits.
ReplyDeleteShe's pretty, but her music sucks.
ReplyDeleteI think she is pretty too.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you're so gay but unlike the song you probably do like boys.
I lump her in with Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it DG. You finally got me. I like chicks with dicks though.
ReplyDeleteI would lump her in with Avril Lavigne but not Miley.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's probably more accurate. I just meant manufactured shit that will hopefully go away soon.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo
ReplyDeleteMy friend filmed that video. He says she is really odd.
Your friend films music videos? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteHer first couple of songs I liked but she is now sounding more manufactured. Maybe she will realize it and change it up.
ReplyDeleteGwen Stefani made that mistake, too. I'm glad she is back with No Doubt and making another album.
She's no longer solo? And I think Gwen is hot. I like her body.
ReplyDeleteHe films movies too. Mainly independent though. He has won some awards for his work, too. I think I sent you one of his short films last year? It was Butterfly something. I can't remember the name anymore.
ReplyDeleteman, wheres fiona apple when you need decent female singers?
ReplyDeleteDoes he make good money doing that?
ReplyDeleteNice Anonymous, I agree. I just bought Fiona's Extraordinary Machine about two weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteNow she can sing.
I find her hot too.
ReplyDeleteNo. I liked her on Facebook and they are constantly doing status updates. They are on song #11 right now but I haven't heard any of the music yet. I hope it sounds like their original stuff.
ReplyDeleteSad she hasn't made an album since 2006.
ReplyDeleteagreed. her and bjork are highly underrated.
ReplyDeleteYep. And PJ Harvey too.
ReplyDeleteHe lives a block away from the beach in Santa Monica so he has to be doing something right.
ReplyDeleteI'd day he is.
ReplyDelete*say*
ReplyDeleteI woke up this morning with a list of things in my head I had to get done. I accomplished two of them and cannot remember the rest.
ReplyDeleteyou know who was a really good female singer that didnt get much coverage? johnette napolitano. the lead singer of concrete blonde.
ReplyDeleteYou already accomplished two things? Beats what I've gotten done.
ReplyDeleteNever heard much of Concrete Blonde.
ReplyDeletei think fairuza balk should have gotten into music. she looks like she would have been a better musician.
ReplyDeleteShe does man. Good call.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever hear Mila Jovovovich sing?
ReplyDeleteI think she is pretty and definitely not Beiber status.
ReplyDeleteno. was she any good?
ReplyDelete*jovovich*
ReplyDeleteDamn, this keyboard sucks.
Pretty good dude. Nice voice.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDugyOCWwI
scarlett johansson is a good signer. but i think shes better at being jack off material.
ReplyDeleteShe's got that hippy look. I like that.
ReplyDeleteYou can see some nip too. Nice job Milla.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is the future of real music.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB1KJbAh1XU&feature=player_embedded#!
i have her underground cd release! im gonna be fucking rich once i get her to sign it!
ReplyDeleteOh, she's the future for sure.
ReplyDeletethis dude has been djing for about a year. hes goona be big....real soon. you hear him here first.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY
I need to book that guy for a party.
ReplyDeletei wonder if cbt would ever do a karaoke duet with this broad?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDLskBjYjo&feature=related
Karaoke Bear would be down for that.
ReplyDeleteHere is our next first ever gay retard porn star.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FMu80y08w&feature=player_embedded
haha! Our next first ever???
ReplyDeleteI really make sense today. I need more coffee. Accomplished task #3 just now.
back again for the first time.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say my only accomplishment so far has been making coffee, but that's not really an accomplishment. And I'm eating some bad ass roast and potatoes, but I didn't make it, so that's not an accomplishment either.
ReplyDeleteI have not accomplished eating yet today. But coffee was not my accomplishment. Sweeping and mopping the kitchen was. Now it smells lemony fresh.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletescarlett johansson is a good signer. but i think shes better at being jack off material."
LOL
I think it would be an accomplishment if Michael Lohan got ran over by a truck today.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that comment by Anonymous. That was funny Oz.
ReplyDeleteThat would be an accomplishment for manking DG.
ReplyDelete*mankind*
ReplyDeleteDamn, I need to get my computer back.
Did you see this Oz? What an idiot:
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5633199
Jesus christ I am so sick of hearing that shit... BooHoo Im black and a multi multi millionaire its unfair, give me a break
ReplyDeleteis it a vid of lebron crying cus hes rich?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that crap is getting real old Oz.
ReplyDeleteyeah its not because he is a greedy, disloyal, ungrateful, prick or anything.
ReplyDeleteNope, not at all.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Sesame Street skit was cute. This chick does have nice tittays. I would touch them.
ReplyDeleteSo you don't like this song, Sours?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
Spurs you and I both called this
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kikster.com/story/content/1576/JERSEY-SHORE-SEX-TAPE
That video reminds me of where I was at last week. That's so sad. I miss it.
ReplyDeleteUgh....I was referring to kb's comment. Just clarifying that.
ReplyDeleteI think spurs is becoming Nik Lamas. Passing judgement on hot women (kati perry) while singing the praises of skanks (lohan, miley). And here I thought it was drew that was a Lamas wannabe.
ReplyDeleteBy the way spurs. Nucky Johnson was a real person. Ran atlantic city until 1941 when he went to jail on tax evasion.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enoch_L._Johnson
Katy Perry makes my pants stiff.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteLame-O.
Yes we did Oz.
ReplyDeleteDH, I figured he was a real person.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry looks exactly like Zooey Deschanel, or Zooey looks like her, i get them confused sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is a sinking ship, just thought I would comment my thoughts.
ReplyDeleteIf I knew who Zoey was I could say one way or the other.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's yours Drew? The bottom of the ocean?
ReplyDeleteThe older sister in Almost Famous..remember she ran away to be a stewardess. She also played the lead in 500 days of summer (that movie sucked)
ReplyDelete*William Miller's older sister in the movie Almost Famous
ReplyDelete500 days of Summer?! I loved it! The only movie that beats that movie was Sex and the City! Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteWhy's that?
ReplyDeleteJust joking with you..Im a little sleepy and cranky right now. But, i cant go to sleep yet.
ReplyDeleteI mix them up too qb. Spurs she was also in elf and yes man
ReplyDeleteThat's okay CrankyBee. That really hurt my feelings though, just so you'll know (rhymed). Reading 'suck a fat one' made my eyes tear up.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
I remember her in Elf. Now I know who she is. I guess I could have googled her, but that seemed like a lot of work.
ReplyDeleteI just saw that 500 movie too last week. It did suck.
ReplyDeleteI figured it had.
ReplyDeleteYes, you need to think about that before you go and write something so hurtful.
ReplyDeleteDG: yeah, i seriously hated that movie, it was a waste of a blockbuster night. Have u seen get him to the greek yet? Great movie.If you liked forgetting sarah marshall, youll love this spinoff DG :)
ReplyDeleteI saw date night tonight. I didn't know Mark wahlberg still had such a great body
ReplyDeleteIm in need of a timeout Spurs, Ive been a bad Bee. lol
ReplyDeleteI didn't see all of 500. It was on cable. I never even heard of it. I was confused why they kept showing post it notes
ReplyDeleteYou have been. You should wake up Goatee and get him to spank you. Or pound you. That's assuming he's not bored with you at this point QB.
ReplyDeleteDG: yeah the post it thing was dumb, that whole movie looked thrown together.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: He has indeed, I walked in on him and the dog earlier, which explains my sour mood.
You think Katy's boobs are real? (doubt it, but just wondering)
ReplyDeleteReal, real, real, QB. Real nice. Spurs, your subject matter is getting better! First some topless Lindsay, now dropping some Katy Perry on us. Very nice.
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Spurs: Besides, if he spanked me, it wouldn't matter, I thoroughly enjoy spankings. And choke sessions. lol
ReplyDeleteDrew, Google worthless and lonely and then look in the mirror. Magically the same image will appear.
ReplyDeleteherro radies.
ReplyDeletethat was a joke BTW
ReplyDeleteThanks NTA, long time no see bud.
ReplyDelete"Google keywords for this website if they actually had the budget to promote:
ReplyDeleteGay in San Antonio, Is Spursfan gay, Is Spursfansays.com a queer website, Is Dirtygirl packing a tree trunk, Keyboard Warrior, Spursfan's arms look like pipe cleaners, Rainbow, can i get a reach around,"
Pretty funny.