I guess you could say that being no one really reads this site it's like my own little internet scrapbook, where we all get to know each other, so on that note, nothing has changed in my world, I'm still into the black chicks. I like Halle Berry because she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie executives give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, but they really aren't because she’s white, and she knows if she plays black, she’s going to win Oscars. It’s like everyday is Halloween for her. I'm into her and her race scam.
Ive always thought she was hot! One of the prettiest actresses out there...top 20
ReplyDeleteThis site is turning into perez hilton. Too many celebrities.
ReplyDeleteAnd the caption is too long. What you see above was as exciting as your caption.
I agree TX.
ReplyDeleteYou have any ideas DG?
ReplyDeleteHow about you post it? I don't think you realize it's not easy coming up with stuff day after day after day.
ReplyDeleteI could write shit on celebrities all day long, but I agree, it's boring. But I had nothing else to post.
ReplyDeleteWhy not try the offbeat sections?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a lot of work. Where do I find offbeat sections?
ReplyDeletepost anything to do with batboy.
ReplyDeleteCheck this out. It's not a post but it's interesting.
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or this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7019766603
That is a much better post.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/10/01/20101001naked-cop-swims-california-ON.html
ReplyDeleteok...be back later.
ReplyDeleteThat will never happen. Drew loves talking about dick way too much.
ReplyDeleteI did like his "Titanic" comment last night.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it was that great. I would lump it in with the comedic level of your captions.
ReplyDeleteoh yes, she has nice tittays as well. Although I was very turned off by Monster's Ball when they showed em. Her arreolas looked all...wrinkley or something. It didn't help that she was getting banged by the ugliest (and I'm sure smelliest) hillbilly in Hollywood either.
ReplyDeleteThey did look wrinkly, you're right kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThey have taken away the speed cameras here and added fake landscapers to catch speeders instead.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/10/01/20101001phoenix-police-sky-harbor-aiport-speeders.html
I like how Brock Landers is in the comments though.
I didn't like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so does that mean I will not like Get him to the Greek. Cause I actually considered renting it, but now I am not so sure given QBs comparison.
ReplyDeleteI don't really like Halle Berry... ever since she played that crackhead mom in losing Isaiah I just want to punch the bitch in her vagina.
ReplyDeleteElfie, it wasn't real! She really isn't a crackhead with a crack baby! Although, I think she came across more as a ra-tard than a crackhead.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that was really Brock?
ReplyDeleteThat speed trap is pretty fucked up. It's like the police department in Phoenix tries to one up the dipshit moves they make each month.
ReplyDeleteEh I still don't like her... I did enjoy the part of the movie where she is high in an alley and is singing Domino's Ghetto jam "the ghet-to jam is about to slam" bahaha that made me laugh. I also don't like her because her boobies dissapointed me in Swordfish. They look so firm and big and nice and round when she's in clothes but really they are saggers.
ReplyDeletethat bitch pissed me off in that movie. I was so mad when they gave her Isaiah back! And I cried, and still do anytime I see that movie.
ReplyDeletewait, speed traps? I better read that link, I speed often. Assholes. I'll brb.
ReplyDeleteCars do speed through the airport. Maybe this will slow them down.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what happened to the real isiah? Wasn't it a true story?
ReplyDeleteHe ended up in prison.
ReplyDeletewtf is wrong with texas?!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/09/30/20100930texas-teacher-accused-of-taping-sex-with-kids30-ON.html
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/10/01/20101001texas-toddler-runs-over-baby-ON.html
Was it, DG? Idk. Probably based on true events, you always hear about how deadbeats get their kid's back after numerous infractions w/child services.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"He ended up in prison."
naw Sours, he was adopted by a white couple, he probably ended up signing a multi-milllion dollar football contract like all the other poor black kids who were taken pity upon by kind hearted white folks.
You asked what is wrong with Texas? It's a weird fucking state. Spurs lives there.
ReplyDeleteDamn, more than 200 tapes?
ReplyDeleteSo that Sandra Bullock movie was based off of Issiah's life?
ReplyDeleteDamn, Isaiah got fat then.
ReplyDeleteI googled it though. Issiah wasn't real.
ReplyDeleteKB~ You'd be amazed at how much a child can grow and gain when they aren't being fed a steady stream of crack cocaine.
ReplyDeleteI will never understand how people get on meth or crack. Do they not see what people look like addicted to that shit? Isn't that enough to tell them that it's a bad idea to smoke crack?
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Like Catelynn's mom on Teen Mom. Holy shiz, she looks like she's 54 and she's only 30 something. Gross.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of people think they won't get addicted, or they are already so fucked up in the head that they really don't give a shit. There are also many functional addicts, my friends mom was one. She has been addicted to meth for about 15 years, you would never think it by looking at her.
ReplyDeleteAll that wasted money spent on meth. All the trips, things, etc. that it could've been spent on instead.
ReplyDeleteI think if I was into meth, I would just make it myself.
ReplyDeleteMeth for 15 years? Nice job.
ReplyDeleteYeah she's now off of meth but takes adderol for "ADHD"
ReplyDeleteI'd like to get some adderol to study on. That would be cool.
ReplyDeleteHave any of you gals (Sours, I won't ask you, I know albinos don't have hair) tried that stuff by Pure Romance called Coochy?
ReplyDeleteNo, kb. I only use Pureology. It's been good to me so I never stray.
ReplyDeleteMy ex has a prescription for adderall but he doesn't like taking it. He said I could have it but he won't send it to me.
ReplyDeleteDid I hear someone say coochy?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u? That's just kinkyb!tch being a tease. Once again.
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone shooting their kids lately? It seems like everyday it's a new family.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Spurs? You have to give it to kb, she teases good though. :)
ReplyDeletePure romance? Coochy? I have no idea what that is.
ReplyDeletePureology makes stuff to shave? I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteI am being serious. I want to try that stuff but need a real reviewer to tell me about it. I don't trust online ones from websites, they are probably paid.
It also comes in pearberry scent, so that is of interest to me as well.
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/catalog/productinfo.aspx?id=780&cid=138&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1
ReplyDeleteNot much 2dirty4u, what's going on with you? And I finally saw that Yacht Club you were talking about here in San Antonio.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm getting a little tired of kinkyb!tch's tease antics. It's time for her to show the goods.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Hey kb, can you please send in a pic of you in a bikini, preferably zoomed in on your tattas, Spurs and myself will be the only ones seeing it. We promise!
ReplyDeleteOh I've never used that KB, my vibrator is from there though. However it doesn't get a lot of play time cause I don't really like it.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, I've got some weird news going up in a bit. The caption is real short too. Hope you can keep up.
ReplyDeleteI like how on that site under "the classics" strap ons and double dongs haha
ReplyDeleteI was just looking at those, Elfie. Which one do you have?
ReplyDelete2d-Sours already whacks it to my clothed pics 25 hours a week. If I give him a bikini shot, it is likely we will never hear from him again, and he will lose his job. I don't think I could live with myself if that happened.
Elfie, you don't need a vibrator. Just a guy that can "hum" good.
ReplyDeleteUnder the g-spot catergory, I think it's called "buzz", the site nots working for me now for some reason.
ReplyDeleteMen who say women do not need a vibrator obviously have never tried it. I recommend it to everyone, at least once, before you die. And you could die tomorrow, so...just sayin.
ReplyDeletethat's little. I was just wondering if one like that would be worth it for girth reasons, but length is important as well.
ReplyDeleteOh, I just read hair and something about Spurs not having any so I just thought kb was referring to the head since we all know that spurs doesn't have much hair left on his head.
ReplyDeleteSo are you saying Spurs should try a vibrator kb?
ReplyDelete26 hours a week kinkyb!tch, not 25.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's pretty little and no it's not worth it haha.
ReplyDeleteif this was just a little bit more curved, we'd be in business.
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Speaking of hair, I found an updated pic of Diva.
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both of you should, 2d. Not on yourselves, unless you want to, but w/you and another woman. Do not say things like "I don't need a toy", it is not for you anyway.
ReplyDeleteDG-haha!
Philosophy is having a sale today!
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What the hell do you actually do with ben wa balls? someone please explain this to me
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
ReplyDeletekegels, elf. the better/stronger you get, the longer you can hold that weight in or while standing up/moving around.
ReplyDeleteOh never mind I read the description haha... weird.
ReplyDeleteI never knew what a butt plug was for either... this site is educational.
ReplyDeleteSpurs should've just told us, instead of making us have to look it up on that site. Such a jerk he is.
ReplyDeleteomg, did you know some chicks have hair in their ass and shave it? Or bleach it? I mean, I knew some chicks had hair in their ass (so gross and unfortunate btw), but one day a group of people I was with were talking about anal bleaching and I thought they meant like bleaching the skin to make it lighter. So I am just listening and the convo is not really making sense and then someone says something about razor bumps and I'm like wait, what? You shave your ass?? And once I explained what I thought anal bleaching meant, everyone laughed. But I really did not know.
ReplyDeleteThat is my ditz kb story for the month. Happy October to everyone!
Beautiful story kinkyb!tch. That made my weekend.
ReplyDeleteShave it or bleach it, huh? Where is this butt hair?! are we talking checks, crack or hole? I've heard of butt bleaching too and thought it was for color as well.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it no matter what article you read on the internet people always in the comments turn it into something political? I swear, it could be an article about cupcakes and someone somehow will blame the cupcakes on obama.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you referring to DG?
ReplyDeletegoodness.
ReplyDeleteWerd.
Nearly every news article I read on the internet. If you scroll down to the comments someone always turns it into a political argument that doesn't even relate to the article.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point DG.
ReplyDeleteSup doe spurs...
ReplyDeletei also hate that too dg. everything is obamas fault....even the first iraqi war. vietnam, obamas fault. ww1? obama is to blame.
ReplyDeleteNot much Oz, looking forward to the weekend.
ReplyDeleteIm looking forward to death
ReplyDeletecant wait for the rest
Oz the Poet.
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