Hi Spurs!!
Sorry these took forever! Had trouble with the uploader thingie lol We spent the week with Goatee's mom (whom after 4 years of dating I'd never met her before) Let's just say I was so glad to see her leave and the only reason I'm smiling in that pic with her, is because I was drunk off lemondrop shots! lol The others are with the kiddos in Galveston, had a fun day! (If you decide to post any of these, please none with the kids or if you can blurry their images for obvious reasons) And, finally the last few are pics of my new baby! She is a 4 month old Doxie named Duchess and she weighs only 4lbs! The vet said the most she'll weigh is 7-8 lbs because she is a "mini" breed :) Hope you like the pics, next time you visit Houston, text a friend or something! haha xoxo Amanda
Thanks for the pics QB. At first as I was scrolling through the pics, I was thinking, "Damn, that's cool that QB dressed up her dog for a pic." But then I realized after reading your too long (according to DG anything past a sentence is too hard to comprehend) e-mail, that's Goatee's mom! Lol! xoxoxo.
Cute dog though. And yes, for obvious reasons I didn't post the pics of you and your kids. They were good though.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll text (GAY) you for sure and let you know when I'm there again. Which is probably going to be this weekend, but I understand you are going to be out of town. So it will have to be another time before I hijack you away from goatee.
ReplyDeleteYour dog looks comfy resting on your B's. Okay, I'm done.
ReplyDeleteWhen are you going to comprehend that what you write is very easy to understand. However, it lacks substance. Anybody can write a book. But not everyone can write a best seller.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good actually. I'll keep that in mind. I was thinking of writing my life story. I think it will end up in the children's section though.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Pam liked what I wrote about Merlin. So that's all that matters.
ReplyDeleteWith the way you write you will have to release it in volumes.
ReplyDeleteIt's called rambling, not writing.
ReplyDeleteI surprised Pam can even read.
ReplyDeleteI'm*
ReplyDeleteDo you ever go on the dirty and see some of those posts written by what seems to me like 7th graders? They just go on and on...
ReplyDeleteThat's what your captions are like.
She can read.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never read the posts. I tried to make some comments yesterday about Scooby, they weren't posted. So I fired off an e-mail to Hollywood letting him know Scooby is a pussy for not letting my comments ripping him go through, he e-mailed me back saying, "He doesn't have that type of access." He may as well have wrote, "Don't comment."
ReplyDeleteHave you ever watched the show Dexter? It's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI started watching it when it first came out, but I dropped Showtime after they dropped Sleeper Cell.
ReplyDeleteI think they are just really slow at updating the comments. But I have talked shit about him too and those comments never seem to post.
ReplyDeleteThat's weak shit. So I'm going to avoid even going over there.
ReplyDeleteI don't have showtime either. They have season 1 and 2 on netflix. I'm not sure how many seasons have been released.
ReplyDeleteIf he would let the comments ripping him go through, then the comment section would be better. But oh no. They can rip people but can't handle insults themselves.
ReplyDeleteI think 3 or 4. I know he has a kid now.
ReplyDeleteI rarely comment but he was on there once bragging about his big time job of comment poster for the dirty. I couldn't resist not saying anything.
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest of the commenters, they are almost all on the level of Drew.
Don't ruin the show for me!!! I'm on season 1 episode 2.
ReplyDeleteWho Scooby? He was bragging about that? What a dipshit.
ReplyDeleteSorry to ruin the surprise. And you're right, the comments that I have read sucked.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are all Drew under different names.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the dog is grinning.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/worst-toys-for-girls_n_701063.html#s133916
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/worst-toys-for-girls_n_701063.html#s133177
ReplyDeleteOnly QB can make a 7 head hot.
ReplyDeleteI quit reading comments on the Dirty awhile back because after we all left the only people commenting were apparently all retarded 4th graders.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/07/justin-bieber-google-trends_n_705084.html#s134407
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/best-resume-ever-photo_n_704164.html
ReplyDeleteI found Spurs resume.
Hi DG! I'm surfing through Netflix right now..and yes Dexter is awesome!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Thank you, I didn't think you would post their pics, but its just one of those things that I had to be clear about! OMG Goatee's mom is awful..I feel like giving you a top 10 list of the shit she pulled (or tried to last week.)
CBT: Hello :) I'm learning to embrace my 7 head..thanks for the support :)
ReplyDelete"Maybe they are all Drew under different names"
ReplyDeleteProbably.
Hello Queen Bee, and no problem. And a Top 10 list would be great.
ReplyDeleteI'm fixin' to head off to Eureka to see Valarie. I have a sugar momma now. Kinda nice for a change.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteDon't even pay attention to CBT and his comments about your "7 head."
She isn't paying you shit CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnd Giraffe is doing fine.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/09/ridiculous-magazines_n_710942.html
ReplyDeleteWTF? I have a subscription to the first one.
No Spurs, she's not paying me, but she buys me stuff, fusses over me and spoils me. She also knows that if we hadn't dated when we were young I'd never have been able to adjust to her age. Anyway, I'm still keeping Rudy, at least until Val files for divorce, maybe til it's final.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the links to Huffington Post? That place is awful.
ReplyDeleteWay to keep Rudy around.
ReplyDeleteThe comedy part is okay and you know I'm a closet semi-lib. Obama may suck, but George W. Bush was the dumbest sumbitch ever elected President (well, he was elected in '04, not '00).
ReplyDeleteAs for the links, check outthe one about the worst toys for girls. Funny shit, especially number 7.
ReplyDeleteI just like how she and the other idiots still continue to harp on Palin. And blame Bush for everything. It's like, "Damn, when are the Democrats ever going to take responsibility for anything?"
ReplyDeleteI recently partied with Nik and Ari, and went back to their room. I passed out and woke up to them taking a shower together. They were playing with eachother and kissing. Then sombody knocked on the door and Ari was all like "I am going to answer the door so dont finish without me" right. So he gets of the shower answers the door and tells this coke dealer, he doesn't have the money for the coke he was fronted. Then he goes back to the shower and there was cum all over the walls, curtains, everywhere. Ari got pissed and was all like "I told you not to finish without me bitch!"
ReplyDeleteAnd I heard Nik say, "I didn't. I just farted."
Then they started doing coke and moaning, so I left.
Nice story.
ReplyDeletenike swoosh!
ReplyDeleteqb, why does your bf always look like hes holding in a shit?
ReplyDeleteand his chin looks like a nutsack.
ReplyDeleteNutsack? Funny man.
ReplyDeleteDexter Season 5 starts Septmber 26th.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I didn't know they already did 4 seasons. But it makes sense. I started watching it back in 2006.
ReplyDeleteQ: why does goatee have a nutsack on his chin?
ReplyDeleteA: cus he has a dick in his mouth.
Good one. I'm sure QB will appreciate that one.
ReplyDeleteI did :)
ReplyDeleteThat's good Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteWhat up slanties? Queen Bee is burnt. How can you date a dude for over 4 years and not have met the guys mom? Next up. QB and Goats wedding will take place in the summer of 2022. Mark your calenders.
ReplyDeleteShe kind of looks like her bf in the face minus the ugly ass goateeeeeee. Hey qb does he also wear birkenstocks, wire frame oaks, and drive some sort of Subaru? Probably,, I'm thinking maybe a Subaru Outback. With some sort of gay ass bumper sticker on the back of it???? Socks with sandels? Just a guess. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteI'm fixin' to head off to Eureka to see Valarie. I have a sugar momma now. Kinda nice for a change.
Sure you are CBT,, Sure you are.. Let me know when that book is finished.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmk.
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint you Anon, but wrong, wrong, and wrong (birkenstock and other predictions) The mom lives in BFE, which is fine with me, keep her unrefined ass far away from us! lol
ReplyDeleteOh, and a summer wedding? Nah, we're actually shooting for April 1st, 2023..save the date! haha
ReplyDeleteI heard something about Nik before but I never believed it until I was in that hotel room.
ReplyDeleteMy friend knows somebody that partied with Nik, Ari, and Drew in Jersey. He said Drew was going on about his greg being so big. He wouldn't shut up about his big greg all night.
Finally some guido, Jersey trash guys had enough and challenged Drew's greg. They agreed to take their big gregs out and lay them on the bar for comparison.
Nik went over there and stood on the bar stool. My friend thought he was going to get his greg out too, but instead he told the bartender he wanted the buffet and Drew gave it to him.
Nik got really excited and fell off the bar stool. He almost broke his neck from falling that night.
Gay!
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee said...
ReplyDeleteOh, and a summer wedding? Nah, we're actually shooting for April 1st, 2023..save the date! haha
Hahahaha. Touche.
I'll be there!! I'll make sure to rsvp by no later then early 2018.
It's go time bitches!! Get it in!! Wake up bitches. Here's your weekend warrior motivation. From swfl anon.
ReplyDeleteClears eyes full heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cer03FCBuRM
What's up Fl Anonymous? 2022? I think they'll get married before then.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteGoatee's mom is unrefined? Funny.
goatee is a major toolshed
ReplyDeleteYou think so Oz?
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