Vince tells Hustler, "We were always fucking other chicks at the studio and backstage... We would take Tommy Lee's van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just fucked. So our dicks smelled of eggs... We would tell our girlfriends, 'Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.' The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks."
stupid me, i would have thought to WASH my dick. why didnt i ever think about rubbing food on in instead? vince neil....a man of genius. i wonder what methods cbt used to cover the smell? maybe something to do with a toothless calf?
That's funny. A friend had The Dirt and gave it to me to read. I read it in like three days.
ReplyDeletewhy not just wear a condom? more than likely this was going on in the beginning of their career which was in the early 80's. stds were pretty bad back then.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised those guys are still alive.
ReplyDeleteim surprised the rolling stones toured as long as they did. and keith richards is still alive.
ReplyDeleteOzzy is a miracle too.
ReplyDeleteozzy is gonna be preserved forever with all the drugs he did. hes a living mummy.
ReplyDeletei wonder if vince neil ever got ass raped when he was in prison?
ReplyDeleteHe is like a living mummy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd say no on Vince.
ReplyDeleteoh wait...nevermind. he only did 15 days in jail.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was for kiling his friend right?
ReplyDeleteyeah. and giving 2 other people permanent brain damage. with friends like that, who needs enemas?
ReplyDeleteNobody needs enemas. CBT likes them though. Reminds him of his days in the jungle.
ReplyDeletehahaha!! the colon steak hose?
ReplyDeletewhere is that old drag queen anyway?
ReplyDeleteHe used to shoot a man and then gut him. From behind.
ReplyDeleteWell, the course that he's been going on? I'd say he's banging a preacher's wife right about now.
ReplyDeleteI remember that. That was his way of hitting on you.
ReplyDeleteyeah...thinking back on it, he might have been fishing to see what he catches. just cus it worked on drew doesnt mean its gonna work on me.
ReplyDeleteI figured CBT and Drew would have already hooked up.
ReplyDeleteyuck. i bet it looks just like lemonparty.org.
ReplyDeleteCBT has that site bookmarked.
ReplyDeletei bet its his desktop at home.
ReplyDeleteok...i have to run. be back later. i hope to read some death threats from cbt. those are always good for a few laughs.
ReplyDeleteLater on man. Thanks for the post.
ReplyDeleteJack can't talk thai lol
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on QB?
ReplyDeleteNot much, just a little looped (not what u think0 I had to go to the dentist today, so whatever I say, if it makes no sense, which is often, don't holdit against me :)
ReplyDeleteWon't hold it against you, no worries.
ReplyDeleteCool, now that we got that out of the way, I gotta say I feel fcuking amazing!
ReplyDeleteI bet you do. You went out of town this past weekend, how did that go?
ReplyDeleteIt was great Spurs, my sister and her hubby's new house is SIIICKK! It's on a large section of land in East Texas, Lindale is a small town right outside of Tyler. I'll have to shoot u an email with some pics of it..the back porch had built in ceiling fans, and there were no fences so at dusk, we would sit out on their rocking chairs and look at the deer walking the grounds,so beautiful. Oh, and the backyard is kind of at a slant or a hill so the kids and I brought the slip n slide and went hill sliding! I think i want to move there, seriously.
ReplyDeleteWait... You are supposed to wash that thing?
ReplyDeleteSounds nice QB. I'd like to see some pics.
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up freaks?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you aren't significant enough to threaten anymore.
What's up CBT?
ReplyDeleteHi Oz! Hi CBT!
ReplyDeleteSame shit. Baxter County Fair Parade this evening, Valarie's coming in town Friday. I'm going to the STL again a week from today.
ReplyDeleteQueen, I think I like you.
ReplyDeleteSo a married woman this weekend, and a sugar baby next weekend. Nice CBT.
ReplyDeleteMeant what's up Dirk?
ReplyDeleteReally Dirk? :)
ReplyDeleteDirk's just horny.
ReplyDeletehey QB
ReplyDeleteblood on my knife or shit on my dick? That's from one of those cholo movies...with Edward James Olmos isn't it? Or was it from the Butterfly Effect when Ashton Kutcher goes to jail?
ReplyDeleteThink it's Butterfly Effect.
ReplyDeleteI knew RQ would comment on MTs pic, she is so classy in her comments, as usual.
ReplyDeleteI see MT did not listen to me and avoid blond hair. It doesn't look good on her, she looks better with it dark. She looks like those mexican chicks who have that burned blond look. All she needs are the Sharpie eyebrows, a fat roll that sticks out farther than her tits, and a 3 dots tattoo on her hand and she will be deported right away. She better be careful.
Her hair does look better darker.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Me was a sick movie.
ReplyDeletedefinitely better with dark hair, agreed.
ReplyDeletewanna see a sick movie?
ReplyDeletewatch audition. its a japanese horror movie.
ReplyDeleteno way....
ReplyDeleteyeah. i heard its a difficult movie to watch.
ReplyDeleteso im gonna watch it tonight.
ReplyDeletei heard imprint is also pretty bad. its by the same director of audition.
ReplyDeleteheres a clip to imprint. dont lose your lunch.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5M0QGwHP4U&feature=related
Even without the burrito smell, their girlfriends would be stupid to believe they were faithful.
ReplyDeleteNice video Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, hopefully they weren't that dumb DG. But they might have been.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing some of the girls on mtv when i was a kid in th 80's. Even back then I came to the conclusion they were idiots.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where they all are today.
what did chicks see in guys that wore more make up than them?
ReplyDeleteProbably buried deep in a bottle of pills and booze DG.
ReplyDeleteah yes, the ladies from the 80s. full of herpes and cold sores.
ReplyDeleteNo. I'm sure it's crack. Crack was a big hit in the 80's.
ReplyDeletei wonder if they ever feel nostalgic and wear their head to toe denim outfits with stupid head gear? kinda like cbt.
ReplyDeleteIt was probably crack.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing the album cover of Poison's look what the cat dragged in at the store and telling my friend that I thought the makeup was for trying to make themselves look like cats.
ReplyDeleteThere was this girl that I used to work with a few years ago that still dressed like it was 1986. It was amazing. All of her clothes looked brand new. It wasn't any of the 80's clothes that made a comeback either. These came straight off the shelves of JC Penney in 1986.
ReplyDeleteWas she good looking?
ReplyDeleteShe may have been back in the 80's. But she still had that feathery curled helmet hair. I would've loved to submit her to one of those make over shows. She really looked like she stepped out of the 80's. Her pastel blue eye shadow, colorful hoop earrings, puffy socks, etc.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered why family and friends didn't help her out. She was really nice, too. I kinda felt bad to tell her it was 2006.
The feathered hair never will go out of style.
ReplyDeletewhat about this 80s hair did?
ReplyDeletehttp://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/2/20652/04_2008/80'sHair_0.jpg
DG said...
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing some of the girls on mtv when i was a kid in th 80's. Even back then I came to the conclusion they were idiots.
I wonder where they all are today.
Trailer parks with 6 kids and herpes