I ripped the title straight from a comment made by 20K-Millionaire on (|)Merlin's(|) last post (see DG, that's how you give credit when you rip someone off). I think this will be the last post of Merlin, so I won't even bust these obviously homo pics up. If I did, I'd write something like, That arrow on the sign should point down and read 'Faggots.' Anyway when I first started this site it was all about ripping the roaches at thedirty and Pixie was the best at sending me pics. I'd e-mail her something that read, "Hey queer, I need some pics." And she'd try to insult me and then write something like, "Need some ammo?", and send me some pics to bust up, which was really nice. I don't know what post I did that was the tipping point that finally got to her, but at this point she has no interest in exchanging e-mails. So with these fruity pics, let's retire her. So best of luck to you (|)Pixie(|). Here's hoping you get all the cock and cum your fancy little heart desires.
P.S. Hey CHEF, I think I labeled all of her posts. So now you can follow her story line.
what does that atrocious excuse for English at the end attempt to say?
ReplyDeleteExcuse me professor. I wrote it up really fast. Now it's changed.
ReplyDeleteAnwyay, back to the post, I bet TeXaS still thinks Merls is straight.
ReplyDelete*Anyway*. Sorry, better correct myself, you Eyetalian drunk.
ReplyDeleteWho's posts are you referring to? And seriously that top picture, no way in hell either of those dudes is straight
ReplyDeleteMerlin's posts. CHEF left a comment asking me why Merlin's posts never had his name. I'd label it "big time queer" or something like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, that top pic is flaming. I thought my screen would catch fire when I posted it.
Im never drinking again
ReplyDeleteI watched Sons of Anarchy last night too, I fell asleep.
ReplyDeleteYeah right Oz, you'll be drunk again by Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteDid you go to work today Elfie?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm here today.
ReplyDeleteBummer. How have you been treated today?
ReplyDeleteElfie - would you like a pectoral massage?
ReplyDeletei thought they would be taking pics in friscos castro district.
ReplyDeleteThey've been fine today... aside from not wanting to come in yesterday I also had a legitimate issue I had to take care of so they aren't being assholes about it.
ReplyDeleteNo pectoral massage, my pecs are just fine thank you.haha
ReplyDeletedid you go south of the border for a fresh injection of silicone?
ReplyDeleteHola
ReplyDeletehey illegal, how are you?
ReplyDeleteillegal, do you know elfies doctor by chance?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Elfie got her boobs done in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteNo amigo. I know gardener that tell RQ, gringo bitch leave. Pronto!
ReplyDeletemaybe she goes there for refills?
ReplyDeleteillegal, you know somebody that trims rqs bush?
ReplyDeleteMy boobs were defintely not done in Mexico and they aren't silicone.
ReplyDeleteare they made of menudo?
ReplyDeleteis it still raining in san antonio?
ReplyDeletehey illegal, do all mexicans really drink tecate?
ReplyDeleteI has sex with you women. You put mouth there e you taste mi tecate.
ReplyDeleteso you piss in their mouths?
ReplyDeleteNo, it finally stopped raining. Did get a lot of rain though.
ReplyDeletewere you scared of the thunder?
ReplyDeletemmm, menudo. Can't wait til Christmas when that and tamales will be everywhere!
ReplyDeleteWhat is Sons of Anarchy? Do I need to turn HBO back on? Wait, is it even on HBO? It seems like all the shows people talk about a lot are on that channel.
Yes, I hid under my desk.
ReplyDeleteDid you guys know Xanex can sell for $7 a pill? I am sitting on a gold mine and didn't even know it.
ReplyDeletewere you like this?
ReplyDeletehttp://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/WhyXMLsecurityneedstobeattheedge_9A87/man_under_desk_2.jpg
You are sitting on a gold mine kinkyb!tch. You should start up your own biz.
ReplyDeleteIt's on FX KB, it's about a motocycle gang. I wathed for the first time last night actually.
ReplyDeleteI love Menudo and I love red beef tamales YUM!
Yes, exactly like that. Nice pic you found.
ReplyDeleteHmmm I have some xanex too KB, $7 a pill... I don't understand whats so good about it?
ReplyDeleteI am going to sell both. People even buy Buspar. WTF? Buspar? Weirdos. I figure if I call in prescriptions for myself and the warden I can turn a faster profit. Most of those meds are first tier on our insurance, so only $10 copays. Sonofabitch, who needs a real job?
ReplyDeleteI don't either, Elfster, but when you are not crazy, it is hard to make sense of such behavior.
ReplyDeleteJust sell the bottle and go shopping for some new shoes!! Or a purse, like this one that I luff:
http://www.seatbeltbags.com/lolasatchelred.html
why do you think drug dealers are drug dealers? cus they want to work for minimum wage?
ReplyDeleteWhy do they keep doing this to me?!?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.seatbeltbags.com/scully.html
http://www.seatbeltbags.com/clwado.html
sell some dilaudid too.
ReplyDeleteYou want one of those bags kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteNone taken. I started selling because I was working somewhere where people were buying the shit out of it, so I figured I could do that.
ReplyDeleteElfie andcoughWopcoughifyouwanttobuymeachristmaspresentcough, they have 2 locations in Tucson:
ReplyDeleteTucson
The Bag Company
5425 N Kolb Road #111
Tucson, AZ 85750
Tel: 520-299-7775
Ode Gallery & Boutique
905 East University Blvd Suite 101
Tucson, AZ 85719
Tel: 520-906-1189
oh I didn't know you sold stuff, Spurs. I was just being facetious. Did you sell like, just cause you had some on you and someone asked where to find it, or all the time?
ReplyDeleteso kb, whats the difference between a drug dealer on the street and a doctor like michael jacksons?
ReplyDeleteone hid his true character better than the other, and worked towards a goal that would keep him that way longer, Anon.
ReplyDeleteDon't look at me KB, that first purse was more than my section 8 rent!
ReplyDeleteI really liked the first one actually, not so much the other 2.
yeah, the straps on the scully bag kinda throw it off, but I like the rest of it. It is a nice beach or poolside bag. I like clutches, but I never carry them, so I really shouldn't buy anymore.
ReplyDeleteso kb, whats the difference between spurs and this guy?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lebasketbawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Powder-4.28a.jpg
"so kb, whats the difference between a drug dealer on the street and a doctor like michael jacksons?"
ReplyDeleteNothing really.
Good one Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehahaha. powder. for some reason that never gets old.
ReplyDeleteIm sick, and spurs make powder look like the situation (tan and built)
ReplyDeletePretty much all the time kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFunny Oz.
ReplyDeletethis kinda looks like spurs too:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/squidward.gif
lawwwl. to this story!
ReplyDeleteJan Brewer can no stop mi. I take you jobs y senorita numbers in front de Lowes.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Pam?
ReplyDeleteWaking up well a while ago, I have work at six thirty, I have what I believe to be is a cold coming in strong. How about your self ?
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't get what your acronym meant, but I looked it up. Glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteI'm good thanks. How's your job going?
ReplyDeleteSpurs makes squidword look like brad pitt
ReplyDeleteMy job is shitty. I am making less in retail than when I was a manager at 19, but what ever! I suppose I chose my own roads and have to build new ones to get what I had back =) . There could be worse things to happen, my job is just full of morons as well I may have taken a break from the professional world but I am still aware how a company should be ran and mine is not living up to it.
ReplyDeleteWhat company is that Pam?
ReplyDeleteSo do you have a man in your life at the moment Pam?
ReplyDeleteyep I have for some time a month or so, we are pretty good together we go canoeing and rock climbing and such hes a good person
ReplyDeleteAny men in your life ? or a train of men? lol
ReplyDeleteComedy Pam.
ReplyDeleteMe and marvin are on speaking terms again. I thought you would like that lol
ReplyDeletewhat it is fockers?
ReplyDeleteThat's good Pam.
ReplyDeletePam, does my wrestling jersey make you randy baby?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u? Hey, I hooked up the PS3 last night. I didn't realize it came with wireless controls. That's awesome. Thanks again.
ReplyDeleteHow about your SpursCake ?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Pam?
ReplyDeleteAny BF's or GF's ?
ReplyDeleteNope. Went and saw Avatar last week with someone, and we did some other things, but she's not my girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you just hooked it up? You sound like me man.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I finally hooked it up. I played that Modern Warfare 2. Sweet.
ReplyDeletePam, I think you and Spurs need to hook up and get it over with. Moving to SA may be good for you.
ReplyDeleteHow's that employee of yours 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteWhats funny Spurs is I never made it out of the training part of that game where they show you how to shoot ect.... That was the first and last time I turned that damn thing on. The last thing I needed after a hard day at work was to come home and try to figure that shit out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it took me a little while to get through that part.
ReplyDeletedamn. Still no luck
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing that up again. I think I'm fucked now actually. She kept texting me and telling me all kinds of mushy bullshit, especially after she was out drinking. So I finally told her the other day that we needed to keep this as a working relationship only. And I gave her what I thought were pretty damn good reasons. But apparently she didnt' think so, and the proverbial shit hit the fan......
ReplyDeleteOh no. What happened?
ReplyDeleteI now have a stage 5 clinger on my hands. What was funny was her response. She asked why I didn't tell her that 3 months ago when "this" started. So I asked her what she meant by this? We hooked up one time when we were drunk. I've been in SA or Dallas ever since and we haven't seen each other. Apparently she thought we had a relationship or something.
ReplyDeleteF'ing nut job.
ReplyDeleteBut a good employee I might add.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if I ever run for office, you guys better not black mail my ass with this shit.
ReplyDeleteI think I ran Pam off.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a nut.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't worry about being blackmailed. Unless someone offers a boatload of cash. Then I'd hope you understand.
ReplyDeleteCan't lie, I'd cash out as well.
ReplyDeleteDid kb ever answer my question?
ReplyDeleteI was asking about how kinky she was, but it she is a tease, that answers my question I guess.
ReplyDeleteYep, she's a tease. But who knows? Maybe you can work your magic on her. Probably would want to hire her first though (sorry dude).
ReplyDeleteI deserve it. I've been kicking myself for that shit for 3 months. Feel like an idiot. But I have all my shit recorded now as well as backed up texts, so at least she can't sue my ass.
ReplyDeleteNo worries then. And I wouldn't beat myself up over it. Things happen. She'll get over it.
ReplyDeleteSo where are you now?
ReplyDeleteI'm in Houston till Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI told you, 2d4u. No one ever listens to me though, until it is too late. Tell her to watch He's Just Not That Into You for future reference though. I'd also advise for you to change your number as well.
ReplyDeleteI never understand chicks who think anything will come out of sleeping with someone right off the bat. Just bang em and go, how hard is that? Or keep em around just for that, does no one have booty calls anymore? Is that term dead now?
ReplyDeleteThe stupidity just astonishes me, and quite frankly, it pisses me off. I don't want dumbasses like this around me. Can't we ship them off to an island or a large state and let them all live with one another?
ReplyDeleteSee, 3 posts back to back? Stop posting about that dumb girl, 2d4u. It is annoying me!
ReplyDeleteIt's called jealousy kinkyb!tch, not annoyance.
ReplyDeleteBack to your question, 2d4u.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I need you to define kinky. I think we all have different versions, or so I have learned.
I will admit to being a cocktease though, that is just a given for most females.
I am not jealous, Spurs. She gave up the goods right away, therefore she gave up all manipulative tactics that could've been used on 2d4u. She lost. I wouldn't be surprised if 2d4u yelled "checkmate" right as he came.
ReplyDeleteI think I just fell in love.
ReplyDeleteWait a second. I never said we had sex. My gawd, I don't even want to think about what it would be like now if we did.
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't be surprised if 2d4u yelled "checkmate" right as he came."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
"kb said...
ReplyDeleteDid you guys know Xanex can sell for $7 a pill? I am sitting on a gold mine and didn't even know it."
No shit? Bars go for at least $5 in Little Rock.
So what the hell did you two do then 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT?
ReplyDeleteQuit being a prick because you are hungover Oz.
ReplyDeleteand you don't have to have sex in order to be made to come. I'm beginning to think you guys are just effing with me with some of your comments...making me think you are all inexperienced just to feed my ego.
ReplyDeleteIt needs not the extra help, but thanks for looking out for me.
Anyone can sue anyone Columbo, but my shit is is documented, so it won't go far.
ReplyDeleteyeah, what did you guys do, 2d4u? Tell us in great detail, I don't have much of an imagination so I need a lot of specifics.
ReplyDeleteIf her brother wasn't at her house, we probably would have ended up fucking. So I guess I got lucky.
ReplyDeleteI still don't see details...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteher brother was home?
fuck him too!
You now have your definition of kinky kb.
That is not kinky, that is bisexual behavior.
ReplyDeleteSee what I mean when I say we all have different definitions?
So do tell, what is your definition of kinky kb? I'm sure we would all like to know.
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, you should be careful, 2d4u. Many women are more horny while they are ovulating. It is a clear set up by mother nature, don't fall into that trap.
ReplyDeleteIt involves Pop Rocks, candlewax, panties that can fit on a man, and blindfolds.
ReplyDeleteNo pee or poop though, that is just disgusting behavior. I am going to ask DG on the DL if Anon really does like that kinda stuff.
ReplyDeletewhy would you be interested in our sexual behavior? need ideas or something?
ReplyDeletePop Rocks, Check
ReplyDeleteCandlewax, Check
Blindfolds, Check
panties that fit on a man, Spurs is your man
No, I'm just nosey, Anon.
ReplyDeleteYou would not put on panties, 2d4u? Not even for me?
I might consider it just for you kb, but we sure as hell aren't going to be filming it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, from now on can you limit yourself to 3 sentences? Go ahead and type up a 5 page letter if you like but just put the top 3 here and leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteso tell us about your sex life then kb. we are nosey too.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Dg. I did not read it past line 2. Anon, I have not licked his, and don't think I would. But yes, he has licked mine.
ReplyDeleteIt is not time for Spurs after dark, so tone it down, will ya?
so much for being 'kinky'.
ReplyDeleteI'll turn the camera off for that part only, 2d4u. It will look like we arrived with them around your neck instead, that is more acceptable I think.
ReplyDeleteass licking is kinky? idk about that..
ReplyDeleteThat's as far as I got too. i hope spurs never decides to write a book.
ReplyDeleteso how was the drive to work today, dg? did you drive with your top down?
ReplyDeletehaha, anon. I did. Kinda.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't know about this job you speak of? I only drive thru Burger King to support the economy.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, from now on can you limit yourself to 3 sentences? Go ahead and type up a 5 page letter if you like but just put the top 3 here and leave it at that. "
hahaahahahaaa thats funny shit
"Spurs, from now on can you limit yourself to 3 sentences? Go ahead and type up a 5 page letter if you like but just put the top 3 here and leave it at that."
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to read it.
"so much for being 'kinky'."
ReplyDeleteExactly. She's a tease.
But I'm about to post something new, I'll keep it short.
ReplyDeleteI didn't.
ReplyDelete