Wednesday, September 8, 2010

World's shortest man dancing



This guy is holding the 2011 World Record for being the shortest man. Does that mean he's from the future? He kind of looks like he'd be.

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  1. There you go DG and kinkyb!tch. Is that too long of a comment for both of your woman brains to comprehend?

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  2. It doesn't mean he is from the future. It means that a man cannot be born today and a man by next year. He will lose his record once some other shorty turns 18 that is a little shorter than him.

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  3. And your comments are not too hard to comrehend. They are just too boring to keep me interested in reading.

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  4. Sorry, you lost me at "It doesn't."

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  5. I couldn't watch the video - tiny people scare me.

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  6. Oh yeah? Why's that? He's not going to do anything to you.

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  7. Nik Richies big brother?

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  8. That's funny man. You aren't watching Hard Knocks?

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  9. Shit, I forgot about it, was watching border wars

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  10. Yeah, there's still most of it left. It's the last one too. It's good. They replay it again right after it's over though.

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  11. Our arena team is leaving. fuckers

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  12. Sorry drew but the jets have not impressed me in the preseason. Guess we'll see if that changes when it counts.

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  13. Fairweather fans here. When they were in AF2 and winning a lot, they had better crowds.

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  14. You're right, they haven't looked good. And that sucks they are leaving. You said you liked going to those games.

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  15. it was pretty entertaining for a pretty low price. There is a semi-pro league that is in it's first season, or just finished it. May have to check that out. Only college team in town is Alabam A&M, all black school. They usually suck.

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  16. It sucks not having football here, but the Spurs make up for it.

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  17. Nashville is not to far. Tix are hard to get unless you waqnt nosebleed, they aren't bad but really high up.

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  18. A lot of people travel to all the SEC games. I think you can go to any SEC school by car over the weekend. All within 8 hrs, most a lot less

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  19. Dallas is about 3 hours away, but I'd rather watch a game at home rather than get crappy seats.

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  20. You gota check out the new stadium. As long as you can see the big screen.

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  21. I would like to check out the stadium.

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  22. the founder of our Co had a 110 foot yacht. They used to take it from here to knoxville for the AL-TN game every yr. That boat was sweet. He died, his kid has it, I think he lives in houston.

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  23. Having a yacht would be nice. I've never been on one.

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  24. every other yr I guess.

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  25. I wish I could remember the name of it, I'd find a picture. I dated a women who was part of his crowd, I was supposed to go on it but he died.

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  26. They ended the Hard Knocks with Revis showing up. That was cool.

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  27. I bet revis gets hurt the first game. Happens every time a player holds out it seems. The rush them back on the field without camp.

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  28. Empire does look good. And you might be right about Revis.

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  29. First choice: Jets vs Cowboys

    Second choice: Jets vs Eagles

    Super Bowl here we come.

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  30. Dream on drew. Indy v Min. Neither the jets nor the eagles have a good enough QB to get to the SB.

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  31. DH, ESPN called, said "ou are not qualified to empty trash cans at head quarters let alone analyze NFL. Thank you for applying".

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  32. Truth hurts eh drew? When was the last qb with a passer rating of 60 to get to the SB? I'll give you a hint....NEVER. Sanchez got hot in the playoffs but he stunk most the reg season. He had a few good games. Sopohmore jinx time. Jets won't even make the playoffs.

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  33. I'm putting together some stats, give me a few.

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  34. no need, I've looked at his stats. 12 tds, 20 ints 2400 yds. That is bottom of the nfl stats no matter how you look at it. The jets have no offense. No WRs, fair RBs and a shit QB. Def. alone does not win anymore. They changed the rules to favor the Offense.

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  35. Hell LT is their best receiver and he is a RB

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  36. Braylon Edwards can't catch a cold. Holmes is out 4 games and sanchez only completes 53 % of his passes anyhow,

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  37. Sanchez will choke. I liked how Brunell called him a fairy or some shit.

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  38. Merty schottenhiemer (?) Said if a 2nd yr QB does as well as his first yr, it's progress.

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  39. I guess Drew is still putting his stats together.

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  40. Trying to find some he likes.

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  41. He called him a fruit cake but he's our fruit cake, LOL!

    DH, Defense wins games. Westy is a special teams genius. This is our year guys.

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  42. I'd like to see houston get in the P/O's

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  43. That's right, fruit cake. That was funny.

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  44. when was the last great D and Shitty O that won? Balt like 10 yrs ago? Lots of rules changes since then.

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  45. I put up new post at http://www.pamelapucker.com

    Not looking to divert you all (3 peeps) Just trying to make a point.

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  46. The two best WR's in the league are jokes? Get real drew. Reveis has not played a down in 9 months. I bet johnson burns him for two tds

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  47. If D wins big games, why did they lose to indy in their biggest game in 40 yrs?

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  48. Div Champs - Save this post drew

    AFC E -NE NFC E-Dal
    AFC N-Balt NFC N-GB
    AFC S-Indy NFC S-NO
    AFC W-SD NFC W-SF

    W/C CIN, HOU MIN and some NFC E team

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  49. Hope you all are on top of your Fantasy team. Season starts this week. Once it does, the trash talk gets going!

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  50. DH, go back to what you know best, jerking off!

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  51. Great retort drew, when the facts aren't in your favor, go jersey shore. Always works.

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  52. Drew, you should be banned from the internet, or better yet, life.

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  53. <---- that's so you know I'm exempt from spelling and grammar

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  54. DH, I have no clue who you are. Ask anybody, I've been around awhile. I don't claim to be the scholar that you think you are. You throw around words like "retort"? Sell that shit to Wopness. Yes I am Jersey Shore and I embrace my heritage. God forbid you got out of that shit whole you call home and gained a little culture, you would know that the shoe Jersey Shore show was a scripted reality show. To stereotype the state of New Jersey based on a reality show would be as ignorant as the people on the show.

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  55. Jersey is now a heritage?

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  56. Don't they call people like you bennies, drew?

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  57. DG: so, so tired of arguing with you! Go save some whales. Maybe you can go to ground zero and protest for the Muslims getting there mask built?

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  58. Oh, that's what the phone pic is for. Understandable.

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  59. The muslims are building a mosque?

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  60. Good one DG but wrong, I grew up on the shore

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  61. FU K! you know what I meant spell check douche!

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  62. Why don't you drew? You live closer and don't have a job anyway.

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  63. hahaha! this is good lawlz and bawlz.

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  64. you guys should lay off drew. hes a hard working man who pulled his way to the top. he deserves a little bit of respect.


















    just kidding. fuck you drew.

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  65. Haha! Mask. How can you fuck that word up that bad after its been in the news so much?

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  66. that reminds me. i need to get some mosqueing tape at the hardware store tomorrow.

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  67. Top? He is still at the bottom of the ladder.

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  68. i bet drew likes the bottom. in more ways than one.

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  69. Thank goodness for Captain Paul Watson! I heard you accidentally fell in the water and the Japs wanted to harpoon you......

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  70. but i get a feeling he might have copypasta that from somewhere else.

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  71. You know us black men love fat white chicks. Dirty Girl, wasup?

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  72. Drew sometimes reminds me of my schizophrenic uncle that I wld get stuck sitting by when I was a kid. Like him, drew says off the wall comments that just don't make sense.

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  73. so drew, is dj pauly the great kisser you thought he would be?

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  74. Here we go with DB Spurs commenting as ANon. Watch him get pissed for me saying so in 3-2-1...

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  75. I want to hear more about your heritage drew.

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  76. drew, did you get pissed when you found out snooki has a bigger dick than you?

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  77. yeah drew, tell us about the flotsam and jetsam from which you were created.

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  78. Spurs and anon are not the same. Believe me, I know.

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  79. DG, you remind me of a big sack of bubble gum, like 50 pounds of it all chewed up then stuffed in a 20 pound bag. True story.

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  80. Yes Drew, I'm posting as Anonymous. How many times do we have to go through this?

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  81. drew still believes in the baby jesus. dont warp his fantasy, dg.

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  82. Then tell me, what do you see when you look in the mirror?

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  83. drews stomachs look like tapioca pudding.

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  84. heres a visual:

    http://blog.ideasinfood.com/.a/6a00d83451f83a69e2010536b857e6970b-800wi

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  85. looks like 'sprusfansays' is in trouble then.

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  86. Drew, did you know spurs and dh are the same person too? He is also kb and ev too.

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  87. and francis is really 2dirty4u.

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  88. and dg is really cadimino man.

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  89. i wouldnt lay claim to that.

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  90. Idk how you played off your fake profile, rocket queen. The videos for both of you were a nice touch. Almost believable.

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  91. i cant believe we had drew fooled this whole time. oh well, the cats out of the bag now.

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  92. What was that last thing the sardine can heard?

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  93. I still work for the dirty too.

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  94. and nik really isnt nik. its spurs.

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  95. I'm everyone. I'm like that Agent Smith guy.

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  96. did you know that cbt is really pam?

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  97. And spurs is corbin Grimes.

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  98. there you go drew. now you know everything about thedirty and spursfansays. happy now?

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  99. The only thing fake about spurs is the name, Kasey. That's his stage name. His legal name is Ben Quayle.

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  100. oops! there goes dg! now the cover is blown!

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  101. I would've voted for you spurs if I didn't have better things to do.

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  102. well, november is coming up so vote for me then?

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  103. http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/zip/1944076201.html

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  104. Wow, Kool Aid for sell. Person must really want some cash.

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  105. for free! 234 packs!

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  106. hey drew, look in the free section of cl. see if you can get a free std with the purchase of a hooker!

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  107. ok guise, i have a headache thats about to make me vomit. see ya!

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  108. Drew, FYI, I was stationed at Mcguire AFB for 3 yrs from 78-81 so I know all about the jersey shore. I wasn't putting it down, I was putting down your sterotype jersey shore reponse when presented with facts and valid opinions. We also stopped in seaside hts for a couple days in 03 on our way to northern Pa. They were filming some mtv show and the guidos were everywhere. I've never actually watched your beloved "Jersey Shore" but I've seen the sterotypes in real life up there so I know it ain't all staged. Oh and sorry if 6 letter words confuse you. I'll try and keep it down to 5 or less.

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  109. I aint up to shit. Pissed about my fantasy roaster, pissed at work and getting ready to get outta town for a couple of days

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  110. What do you not like about your fantasy roster? And where do you plan on going?

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  111. Dude i got fucked!

    Everybody is suspended, or they just suck. Fucking Drouche is projected to win over me.

    Diego

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  112. You can still drop and pick up some players if you want.

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  113. yeah i made a couple moves, but some werent accepted and there were no shining stars floating around

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  114. Only thing I really care about is the Cowboys ending up with more wins than your Giants.

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  115. Whatever you say man. I think the 'Boys might start off 0-1. We'll see.

    And it's $200 right?

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  116. 5 words or less, that made me laugh. Good job, Dh.

    Oz, where are you going in SD? Just to the beach? If you go to Old Town, there is this restaurant that has their tortilla lady making them right in the front window, eat some nachos from there for me. Please and Thanks.

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  117. Tortilla making right in front of the window? Nice.

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  118. yeah, it's cool. I cannot remember the name for the life of me, but the nachos are good.
    I am so freakin tired it is not even funny. And I really want some choco chips muffins, too. So weird.

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  119. I am tired too. And I have a long day today.

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  120. so do I, all sorts of running around. I just want to eat a muffin and go to bed. Why can't that be a national holiday? As soon as I am in charge, it will be.

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  121. What day would you pick for your holiday?

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  122. I had an idea, genius, per usual.
    I'm going to bake some muffins and put choco and peanut butter chips in them.
    Oh man, those will be good when I get to come home and bake some later. You know you guys all wish I was your cook.

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  123. Genius indeed. And yes, if you ever get rid of the warden you can move down here and be my chef. And maid. And sex slave.

    I know you are already excited.

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  124. probably...right after Thanksgiving, but before Christmas. Cause you know how you can feel in the air that the year is winding down and you want to as well, but everything is hustle and bustle with school, work, Christmas approaching, etc. So a relaxing day off with a warm muffin sounds nice.

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  125. I said cook, Spurs. Calm down.

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  126. Cooking alone isn't enough to keep you around.

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  127. I dont make it out to old town much anymore, even though thats where I went to Law School. I usually hang out in PB and OB

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  128. Thanks for letting us know where you hang out. I'll alert the paparazzi.

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  129. yeah okay AIDS patient you do that

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  130. Spurs over his porn collection:

    "My precious. My pretties"

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  131. That's good. Hey, I'm about to post something.

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  132. LOL WOW YOU GUYS FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO NIK WAS, HE WANTED TO GO MAINSTREAM SO HE MADE A VIDEO OF HIMSELF.

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