Nice look there Chief. I don't know if it's because I'm burned out on writing posts at the moment, or I realize how much entertainment CBT has brought to the site or if I know the comments will be better than anything I have to write, but I'll give this pic a pass.
That's CBT and his prom date Val, the (married) chick he's now currently dating. In addition to that black chick he's seeing too, being he has a slave fetish.
ReplyDeleteThis isnt an insult, but cbt looks like the frontman for Weezer.
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to much Weezer. By much I mean any.
ReplyDeleteCbt is a fraud. He said he looked good back in the day. In reality, he looks like david koresh.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.readplatform.com/uploads/2009/07/fs_david_koresh.jpg
Age has no number when you resemble a child molester.
ReplyDeleteHis date is pretty good looking.
ReplyDeleteNo she isn't. And most people looked bad back then even if they did. Has he ever sent you an updated picture of this girl?
ReplyDeleteNo he hasn't.
ReplyDeleteeven if they did not.
ReplyDeleteThat bowtie is tight.
ReplyDeleteAre his pants high rise button ups? That's just weird.
ReplyDeleteHe looks creepy to me. He looks like the type of guy I would've hid behind my dad's leg when I was a little.
ReplyDeleteEven Drew looked better than cbt back in the day. Not that Drew was ever anything to look at.
ReplyDeleteDrew had a sweet ride back in the day.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I don't know what to say about this picture.
ReplyDeleteHe did. One day. Then he had to return it to Budget Rental.
ReplyDeletei didnt know cbt was the white, less talented version of prince.
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, enough about cbt. I have a safety concern about Darryl. Will she be ok?
ReplyDeleteHe does look like he's in a Prince getup.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about that party in Washington where someone spiked everyone's drink with ruffies? The cops showed up to everyone passed out all over the place.
ReplyDeleteShe's bleeding out in her bathtub as we speak... her face shape reminds me of someone who lives in a trailer park... I think it's because her upper cheeks are so full while her lower cheek and lips are not, gives the effect that she is missing all of her molars.
ReplyDeleteyeah...im concerned about larry, darryl, and darryl. if she needs help shes more than welcome to come here for advice/life coaching.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she'll be fine DG.
ReplyDeleteI did hear about that DG.
ReplyDeleteYou called Daryl hot and posted her. Lindsay is now off her meds. Both of them live in Texas. That means Daryl will be dead in an alley soon.
ReplyDeleteLindsay never saw that video. At least she never said anything about it. And honestly at this point I don't think she cares what my opinion is.
ReplyDeleteShe is crazy. If she tries to define and twist every comment to make it about her, which has always been the case, she very much cares about what is said.
ReplyDeleteBut that's ok. Don't warn her. If she ends up dead, don't get mad because I told you so!
Okay DG, I won't hold it against you.
ReplyDeleteI bet Darryl is already getting hang up calls. The stalking has begun.
ReplyDeleteI am still unclear on the nature of your relationship with Lindsey... you were dating her? Fucking her? Just friends?
ReplyDeleteI hope you at least fucked her to make your headache at least paid for.
ReplyDeleteI need to go run the world now. Be back later.
ReplyDeleteupon further review, i have concluded that cbt looks like an older version of millhouse from the simpsons.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she's not going to stalk her.
ReplyDeleteLater DG.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHaha! That was hilarious DG..and everytime I see that pic of Daryl, I wince, good lord I thought my 5 head was jarring...her cheeks have their own birthday.
ReplyDeleteThat was Skeets who made that comment.
ReplyDeleteqb, your 5 head? try your fifteen head. your hairline looks like this guys:
ReplyDeletehttp://img42.imageshack.us/i/picture0056.jpg/
Oops...sorry Elfie. very funny.
ReplyDeleteqb, youre missing about 6 inches of hairline. see for yourself:
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x635z3iquO8/TIpfOUDVW1I/AAAAAAAACC8/QGjkuX0akfw/s1600/qb+and+goatee
Hilarious, he does.
ReplyDeleteI bet he could see the surface of Mars with those glasses.
ReplyDeletethe lost member of the village people.
ReplyDeletethe chick is holding a squeegy to clean cbt's glasses after the cool dudes at the dance throw a drink in his face.
ReplyDeleteback later...need to get me dinner.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like she's holding a squeegee.
ReplyDeletethe male version of carrie.
ReplyDeleteit looks like val is regretting making that bet with her cheerleader friends.
ReplyDeleteFunny man.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling cbt used to run home to watch teenage dance party with 'twink' martindale.
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteoh man...i cant wait to read cbts replies.
ReplyDeleteok...be back later.
ReplyDeleteWow Anon..pretty original. Glad you are so interested in me that you scoured the net to "prove your point". You are so cool. Can I join your fan club?
ReplyDeleteAnon is such a pussy, I can tell.
ReplyDeleteWhich Anon is that? I hate that I can never tell which is which.
ReplyDeleteAZ Anonymous. He always writes in lower case.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this Craigslist posting in San Antonio............
ReplyDeletehttp://sanantonio.craigslist.org/biz/2003281454.html
AZ anon... why do you talk so rudely of my love? A high forehead is widely regarded as a sign of intelligence and youth. I think QB Is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteNice ad you left in San Antonio Drew.
ReplyDeleteFucking Drew.
ReplyDeleteDid you see his ad? Pretty funny.
ReplyDeletei bet you still wear that suit to your fancy barn dances and no one there even questions it.
ReplyDeleteand never once has it seen the doors of a dry cleaner, because that would entail you driving into the big city of St . Louis. St Louis...hahahahahah
ReplyDeletecan we bury you in that suit cbt?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe, the only reason why you are ripping on CBT is because you want him.
ReplyDeleteDon't deny it. You dream of riding around in that Bronco.
well, spurs, if you have to ask....if you see the inside of any trailer, which i have been privy to in movies and photographs, you will see a fall tree scene framed in wood.
ReplyDeletei bet there are fucking candle mushrooms in every corner of the room, and over his bed, a velvet unicorn portrait.
You can hold the spotlight at night as CBT poaches deer so you two can eat.
ReplyDeleteIf there are deer somewhere in that painting then it's white trash for sure.
ReplyDeletethe whole fucking scene is uncivilized. it might be ok if progress has been made since then, but back in baxter county, this photo may as well have been taken yesterday.
ReplyDeletefuck..i wish they would emancipate themselves from the rest of the country. i cannot stand that these people get a voice in this country.
Aww thank you Elfie..the admiration is mutual, and hell, im even getting a soft spot for RQ. Luff you ladies. Az Anon is scum.
ReplyDeleteyou got in spurs, exactly true. i wish you were joking, but this is really no laughing matter. this is a matter of national concern.
ReplyDeletethis is a man who pulls peach pie from his teeth with a buck knife
ReplyDeletewho has some redneck drones convinved that he has some sort of hotline to obama. it's like war of the worlds, he keeps them isolated and feeds them only what he wants them to know, to get his groupies and followers to worship him.
ReplyDeletematter of national security what is brewing over there in baxter county and this picture is just proof positive.
luff you guys too.
ReplyDeletei'm leaving now. it's tramadol time
No, you have it wrong. You see he's secretly an Obama fan (which alone in itself is enough to disturb someone), but for his job he attends TEA parties and speaks at them.
ReplyDeleteHe's like a Rubik's Cube.
Later Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteHappy hunting Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteTramadol? I had to take a Trazodone a few months ago to fall asleep..i stopped bc i felt like i had a hangover every morning..is Tramadol a sleep med too?
ReplyDeletePeople around here are taking drugs? What losers.
ReplyDeleteRq- if you go out, dont drive on the meds..my friend once thought she would call it an early nightt and took her ambien, and then last min decided to go out..a few hours later she wrapped her car around a telephone pole..it wasnt pretty. Be cautious if you do go out or designate a dd. There was my PSA for the evening.
ReplyDeletePreach on QB.
ReplyDeletego smoke a bowl Spurs and lighten up...i dont take that stuff anymore. :)
ReplyDeletelet the bitch drive
ReplyDeleteGreat advice QB. I think I'm going to score some hydro tomorrow, should be great. I'm not smoking now.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed that people in Phoenix are generating 6 figure income. Check it out.
ReplyDeletehttp://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/biz/2003369735.html
Damn, that's amazing! That is a great idea for advertising though Drew.
ReplyDeleteDont get pulled over on your way back from "scoring" Spurs. Juust lookin out for you. Goodnight. Much love to you Spurs and the vet commenters here.
ReplyDeleteGood night Queen Bee. Rather early bed time.
ReplyDeleteI don't do drugs... but I did take a prescription a few weekends ago that made me call FMB Akbar and yell at him while shaking my arms and legs because they "felt crazy" I don't remember any of it.
ReplyDeletehi spurs, i am back. popped three more tramadol and decided to stay home and eat a tuna sandwich
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
ReplyDeleteGood night QB.
ReplyDeleteNice Giraffe. Check your e-mail.
ReplyDeleteyou know what i do with em[pty tuna packages? i don't want them to smell up my trashcan, so i put them in the freezer. but then when i take out my trash, i always forget they are in the freezer, so my whole freezer is full of empty tuna packages...prolly 50 or more.
ReplyDeleteand i always crumble lays potato chips on my tuna sandwich.
ReplyDeleteBe careful with the tuna, my friends mom used to sleep walk on ambien andthey found her making a cat food sandwich, using her laundry hamper as a table, while she was sitting on the toilet.
ReplyDeleteok i will check my email now
ReplyDeletei remember that story Elfie. I have gained quite a lot of weight, so I might be sleep eating. I think I'll install some cameras. I might actually be driving to Mcdonalds because last night around 10pm they told me i was early. i had no fucking idea what they meant, but just laughed.
ReplyDeletesay, Elfie, i was wondering if i could come to your house for christmas?
ReplyDeleteand spurs might be coming to AZ between xmas and new years..maybe we can come to your house?
ReplyDeletei guess everyone left and i'm doomed to spend the evening alone with snickers and miss america.
ReplyDeletealright...gonna go and call some friends. sigh
that's fine anyway, Elfie. i was going to bring you a new couch.
ReplyDeleteYou are too kind RQ but I don't need a new couch, I just got some new craptastic covers. You are welcome to come over for Christmas, my neighbor puts on quite the display and I have best view of his light show from my living room.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, however cannot come to my house. The meth and crackheads can smell someone who sells a mile away and I get enough of that riff-raff around my house as it is.
ReplyDeleteoh, what a generous soul you are. you just tell them at the grocery store you will be paying cash this year for your xmas dinner, no food stamps, my treat. ok?
ReplyDeletei will bring merriment and gifts for the kiddies. what would they like?
in other news, you posted it above, but I knew your daughter was on medication that somehow affected her kidneys. my ex was on some steroids and also got a very round face, and my best friend too, for that matter.
not saying anything bad about her, just since you brought it out into the open, I wanted to tell you that i empathized and i already guessed it. and it must be hard for you when she gets teased.
ReplyDeletespurs is not allowed to smoke in my place when he is here...i hope he reads this
ReplyDeletebut i really have noplace to go for xmas. my boyfriend is going to uninvite me like he did for easter. and for thanksgiving i'm going to europe. so i will be alone for xmas. maybe i will ask spurs for posting ability that day and make a video of my lonely day
ReplyDeleteso seriously, someone needs to adopt me for xmas.
ReplyDeleteim here...but im scum. dont bother with me. im just here to fap.
ReplyDeletei'm not familiar with the term fap...what does that mean?
ReplyDeleteare you the anon that saw me at ocean club?
ReplyDeleteand why do you comment as anon? are you too lazy to even make a name for yoruself.
ReplyDeletein fact, can you please henceforth comment under a name?
how about IP since spurs only knows you by your IP address.
ReplyDeleteIt can stand for Insignificant Puke
I'm here but I was cleaning up from dinner, I make my foodstamps go a looooooong way, shoot I even had my mom and brother over for dinner tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou know what pisses me off is how people look at her and make snap judgements but they have no idea. I don't usually feel the need to explain to people why, it's really none of anyone's business. I kind of lost it earlier though.
yeah, well, it's hurtful, Elfie. And anyone with any sense and intelligence should know it's a medical condition.
ReplyDeletewhat is her prognosis?
dunno, but do you think your daughter will share her klonopin with me?
ReplyDeleteand the fact that i finagled an invite for xmas has nothing to do with your riddling off your daughters medicine. i have no interest in it, i promise
ReplyDeletehow is your mom, Eflie? are the two of you getting along these days?
ReplyDeletespurs has some exciting news tomorrow, i think he said.
ReplyDeletei really hate getting comfy on the couch, perfect position, only to notice i left the remote across the room
ReplyDeletei have some even more exciting news now.
ReplyDeleteShe's doing well now, thanks. Her liver enyzmes were high for a very long time and she had jaundice of the skin and eyes from it as well. They had to keep switching her meds and finally the liver enzymes normalized but because of that they worry about her developing scar tissue in her bile ducts which is usually not evident til later. They still aren't sure if she will have permanent damage or not.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. My goal is to make it out to Phoenix sometime in December.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAnd Giraffe, you could always come to San Antonio for Christmas Day.
ReplyDeletei'm sorry Elfie. That is rough and unfair for a child to have to deal with.
ReplyDeleteyes, spurs, it will be an event, your arrival in AZ.
ReplyDeletedoes Nik still live in scottsdale, spurs? maybe he would like to join us.
ReplyDeletei think i'll take you to elements. that is about the only resort where i can act up and they don't frown on me.
ReplyDeletedo you mean it, spurs? is your grandmother going to be cooking dinner?
ReplyDeleteShe might be willing to part with one of her valium suppositories RQ, it will be our Christmas gift to you.
ReplyDeleteHow would you pronounce this child's name? She spells her name "Le-a" So how would YOU pronounce her name? Leah? .....................NO.
ReplyDeleteLee - A? .................. NOPE.
Lay - a? ............ NOT A CHANCE.
Lei?..........NICE TRY, BUT GUESS AGAIN!
This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her child's name wrong. She says it's pronounced "Ledasha." When the Mother was asked how in the world she figured it should be pronounced that way, she said, "cause the dash don't be silent!" So, if you see a name come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce the dash. And if anyone axes you why, tell them it's 'cause the dash don't be silent!
that sounds delightful, Elfie. Spurs can administer it. haha!
ReplyDeleteHe might try to molest your butt while he does it... I would be scared.
ReplyDeleteI wish I would have thought of that name when I was naming my daughter, she would definitely fit in better in our neighborhood.
He might trick you and instead of the suppository stick in his penis... but from what I hear that may be less uncomfortable than the suppository anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is my mind tonight?!
wow. Elfie. my boyfriend has been trying to get into the backdoor lately. I shut that avenue down. besides, that is how you get nasty infections, first up the butt and then they want to do the other. gross.
ReplyDeletedo you wnt to go to nursing school with me, Elfie? two years to RN and then you can make 80k a year.
ReplyDeletei'm sure you can get a grant, and maybe you won't have to work then, or can cut down to parttime
ReplyDeleteI've actually been thinking about being an RN but more so because I am interested in medical crap and I like to see people's insides.
ReplyDeletei think i better go to bed, i am drfiting off.
ReplyDeleteyeah, that is good. I am going on an accelerated program, two years. And you will be good because you already have a great grasp of medical terminology. And it is an economy proof career with guaranteed income.
ReplyDeletewell i'm going to bed. i'm taking my computer but only to google earth CBT's house.
ReplyDeletegoodnight dear elfie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a good job for sure. I just don't know because of the shifts and having kids, if I want to work in the hopsital you usually do 12 hr shifts I believe.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to sleep too... I need to be up at 5:45, like every other fappping day (I incorporated Anon's vocab word of the day)
Good night.
ReplyDeleteYes I mean it Giraffe. And no, there will be no cooking by me. Unless you want to get sick or something.
ReplyDeleteI'll cook... I'm a fantastic cook Sours.
ReplyDeleteIs that right Skeets? Well maybe if I do make it up there you can brew up something.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know a site where I can see what college football players received for course grades?
ReplyDeleteGood question. Why do you want to know?
ReplyDeleteI take it you are trying to look up a specific school?
ReplyDeleteI was watching college football. I googled for a minute and thought I'd come to the armchair experts instead.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to know how they found the time. Do coaches pay people to do it?
I doubt they EARN excellent marks.
Funny, good point. They have tutors for the athletic teams, but I'd say more than 50% have some other "help." Like the cheating kind.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think at a lot of schools the graduation rate is pathetic.
I was watching UCLA and Cal. Two of the top public academic schools in CA. Just curious...
ReplyDeleteThis ranks the entire PAC-10 conference's graduation rate:
ReplyDeletehttp://stanford.scout.com/2/618619.html
Do you mean the grad rate for athletes? or for overall students?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could send Dirtygirl on assignment.
That's for football. Except for Stanford, they are pretty low.
ReplyDeleteI want access to personal info! I demand it!
ReplyDeleteDon't think you can get that, sorry.
ReplyDeleteWell, DG is an excellent journalilst. She can find out. She can just go to ASU.
ReplyDeletePlease send her a stipend. She will need a lot of alcohol and roofies to fit in and engage the group.
She already does that. May as well try to accomplish something while she's doing it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to bed with a box of tissues. I must go watch the miners being pulled from that underground womb.
ReplyDeleteGood night.
BTW. Nice coke bottles, CBT.