This is Darryl True. I met her in Dallas that night Hollywood went delusional and forgot how much he really gets paid per appearance. Darryl and I ended up talking quite a bit that night, and she was cool enough to buy me drinks after I told her I wasn't drinking (I was concentrating on how I could scoop some (RR) cash as retribution for my dominant display over at thedirty), and we talked for a few weeks after that. I really don't know where it all went wrong (she must have finally sobered up and realized who she was talking to), but we hadn't talked in quite some time (well, I talk to the shrine of her I have set up in my closet. It's really sticky in there) so I contacted her last week stating that I was going to post her, she's just as cool as ever.
Oh, and sorry there were no posts yesterday. I'm sure your day just wasn't quite the same without reading my brilliance. My bad.
Sorry, but eww.
ReplyDeleteNot impressed QB?
ReplyDeleteI think it's the hair, maybe extensions would change things? I don't know, something about her face maybe. Reminds me of Kirsten Dunst...my least favorite actress. I'm sure she is very cool, but she looks like the type that IS cool around guys and has very few girlfriends. Just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteAnd her "stage name" could use some work.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is MUCH prettier!
ReplyDeleteI think that's her real name. At first I thought it was a put on as well, but I don't think it is.
ReplyDelete"I'm sure she is very cool, but she looks like the type that IS cool around guys and has very few girlfriends."
ReplyDeleteInteresting observation.
I'd rather do Lins than this chick...the skull and crossbone scarf makes me want to dry heave
ReplyDeleteSo, what's up with you and L? Please don't tell me you and this character are talking? (sorry, I'm turning into an overprotective sister)
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteNo, we aren't talking. And nothing much as far as the Lindsay goes.
ReplyDeleteSo, you're saying I still have a shot? :) (SWEET!)
ReplyDeleteI wish it were the weekend already (sigh)
ReplyDeleteFunny, yes you do. Once you get to know me a little, you'll realize your "shot" may as well have been blanks, but that's nice you are interested. Too bad about Goatee. :(
ReplyDeleteSame here. I'm tired.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean too bad about Goatee?
ReplyDeleteWell, you see I'm a gentleman, as I've tried explaining it the past. Maybe you thought it was sarcasm, but I don't go for women with boyfriends. I'm old school.
ReplyDelete*in* the past. I need to get my computer back from the virus doctor.
ReplyDeleteBut I do think Goatee is a lucky guy QB. : )
ReplyDelete8===========D~~~~~~
this chick is top tier. id say her and lindsay are pretty well matched up as far as looks....but if this chick is sane, shes the clear winner.
ReplyDeleteExactly dude. Nice comment about "sane" too. You have no idea bro.
ReplyDeletei have a pretty good idea. ive had to deal with that kind of hot mess before.
ReplyDeleteIt's just not worth it.
ReplyDeleteFunny. But I'm pretty sure it ended on Friday night. I mean talk about being a complete prick (me). Now I've said some harsh shit to her before, and she still would talk to me (I'd be thinking, "Damn, you came back after that thrashing?), but I'm pretty sure I buried it on Friday.
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm like a poet sometimes with insults.
does she still come to the site?
ReplyDeleteWhy does a "gentleman" thrash his love/lust interest? And, Spurs, yes I get your sarcasm...and as far as being "old school"..I'm not buying it :)
ReplyDeletesome people like being a glutton for punishment.
ReplyDeleteI think she comes to the site, but I finally convinced her it was best to stop reading the comments. She read way too much into the comments, as if everything was about her. So on that note, something that was thrown out there was along these lines (but with some colorful words):
ReplyDelete"Look bitch, you are fucking 31 now. It's all downhill from here. You need to realize your sexual appeal is quickly losing steam, it's time to grow up now fuckface. It's not all about you."
But way more funny.
I wouldn't buy it either QB. Good to see you got the sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteI hear you Anonymous, but it's not like it wasn't punishing on myself either. It's like one big mind fuck. Seriously dude, I can see where she could drive someone crazy. Thankfully I'm conceited and pretty ambivalent towards life, otherwise I wouldn't have had some fun with it.
ReplyDeleteBut now it's enough.
qb, do you seriously think this chick is ugly?
ReplyDeleteYou remember the Real One? (Brandon Lee?) He was there that night. That guy is pretty cool.
ReplyDeletedidnt he used to drop by here in the beginning?
ReplyDeleteNo, he never did. He dropped by Drew's once (this is after everyone left) and left a comment, I saw it, but I never left a comment letting him know about this site. I don't think he even knows about it.
ReplyDeleteI know he doesn't comment at thedirty anymore.
yeah dude not that hot at all
ReplyDeleteYou don't think so Oz? See Anonymous, he doesn't think she's hot either.
ReplyDeleteto each his own i guess. but i think shes pretty hot. bonus points for her if you didnt stick your dick in her.
ReplyDeleteFunny man, I didn't.
ReplyDeletedo you remember if shes tall? she seems kinda tall.
ReplyDeleteAbout 5'8 or 5'9. I'm pretty sure she was wearing heels, so I could be off. But she wasn't short, I know that.
ReplyDeletei would drag my dick thru a mile of broken glass just to hear this chick fart thru a walkie talkie.
ReplyDeleteFunny man, meanwhile Oz wouldn't be into her. As if that toad could ever get anything better.
ReplyDeletei can admit that her hair style isnt the greatest...but hair grows, so it doesnt matter too much.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFunny man, meanwhile Oz wouldn't be into her. As if that toad could ever get anything better.
yeah right guy, I have pulled waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy better than this buck toothed marmot
she has a tick on her face, and you can see the lines in her stomach where her fat presses into her clothes. And nice hair-do patty duke
ReplyDeleteHey lady, take that scarf and cover that train wreck of a face
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei bet she does anal. most chicks with wide hips take it up the ass."
oh well then yeah shes hot
i wouldnt mind hollowing out her turds.
ReplyDeleteAnon-I never said ugly, just not my cup of tea. Just like Kirsten Dunst, not ugly, but not my favorite person in the looks dept. You know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteShe is not hot. In your first paragragh I honestly had to read it twice because I thought you were infering that she was a he... which she does look pretty manly to me. And on top of that although she is skinny now she has the face of someone who is going to blow up later in life.
ReplyDeleteOz- the wide hips theory is dead on.
ReplyDelete"yeah right guy, I have pulled waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy better than this buck toothed marmot"
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz.
You don't take it in the ass Elfie? Time to retire the name Skeets I guess.
ReplyDeleteI hope Darryl doesn't read these comments, she's not going to be too thrilled she was posted.
ReplyDeletemaybe we should start calling Drew skeets.....
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI hope Darryl doesn't read these comments, she's not going to be too thrilled she was posted.
If she gets upset, just throw her a Milkbone. Usually works with her kind
elfie, i said most girls with wide hips take it in the ass....most, not all.
ReplyDeleteLittle harsh Oz. You know you'd bang her and then brag about it. You act like you're a mack now anyway.
ReplyDeletenot bad Spurs
ReplyDelete2d, thats what im saying too.
ReplyDeletestill think kb is prettier.....=)
ReplyDeletei think you killed the thread.
ReplyDeleteElfie: my phone is jacked...my statement was "dead wrong" instead of "dead on"..im hippy and dislike anal. Sorry to burst your bubble Oz :)
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Did L really get mad abt comments? I guess i could understand wherre shes coming frrom butt i've learned im never going to interface with a majority of you so who cares?
ReplyDeleteFunny Dirk, Skeets would be a good name for Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u?
ReplyDelete"i think you killed the thread."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Yes, I've been reminded numerous times how bad this site was for her Queen Bee. I just don't see how, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteAnd part of me feels like I should just keep this to myself, but what I have said in private to her is about ten times worse than anything I'm going to write on here.
Little harsh Oz. You know you'd bang her
ReplyDeletePROBABLY
and then brag about it.
NO WAY IN HELL
You act like you're a mack now anyway.
DUMB
You must be feeling cocky today Oz.
ReplyDeleteshe is pudgy ala Kelly Osbourne style. makeup makes her look moderately "ok". showing your midriff should be reserved for willowy supermodel types like me.
ReplyDeleteAND, drawing a beauty mark on your face with an eyebrow pencil does not make you an automatic beauty.
fucking mediocre. She might be hot in some state like wisconsin. I bet that is where she is from.
i found other pics of this broad. shes hotter than elfie could ever be. and i find it funny that elfie would say anything about her getting fat when elfies daughter is overweight herself. just food for thought.
ReplyDeleteand from what I am understanding, she thought you were some sort of higher echelon blog czar, which also makes her a wanna be starfucker.
ReplyDeletepathetic to boot, she is.
What's up Giraffe? If you want a good laugh, check back in a couple of hours. I'm going to post a pic CBT sent me.
ReplyDeleteanon, i guarantee any photos you find of her are tweaked to high heaven, and airbrushed. If you throw up some pix of Elfie that have the benefit of the professional touch, Elfie would blow this rotund flake out of the water.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWell, you see I'm a gentleman, as I've tried explaining it the past. Maybe you thought it was sarcasm, but I don't go for women with boyfriends. I'm old school."
Hmmm. Interesting concept.
No, she didn't think that Giraffe.
ReplyDeletei found CBT on facebook.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT?
ReplyDeletei most certainly will check back, spurs. I hpe this isn't a picture of his fucking richie cunningham prom night
ReplyDeleteI pretty much like everything about this chick.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, again I urge you to try vagina. It's good stuff, I swear.
well, whatever, spurs. If she is a model, i guarantee she never makes it past the LL Bean catalog. that is as high as she will climb. or maybe coldwater creek, but they are about on the same level.
ReplyDeleteOkay CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnd pray, Queenie, which catalog has utilized your "willowy" figure?
ReplyDeleteSo rq found me on facebook. Estalking me again, I see.
ReplyDeleteLater on Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteYou're stalking CBT "again" Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteCBT, just stop trying to destroy me with your idiotic attempts at insults. I'm like the fucking black box of the internet, everyone else can go down in flames and i will emerge unscathed.
ReplyDeleteJust save it.
That old heifer is obsessed with me. You can tell by how much she says I piss her off.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't attempting an insult.
ReplyDeleteactually it was an attempt to pull some pix for your site, spurs, as I've noticed content has been lacking of late.
ReplyDeletei am nothing if not altruistic. i was merely trying to help you.
Later freaks. Btw this chick isn't nearly as cute as QB.
ReplyDeleteyes, CBT, i am obsessed with you. That's why I have your personal email - yet never use it - have your phone number - yet never use it - have a standing invitation to visit you - never acknowledge it, let alone use it .
ReplyDeletewell i need to walk snickers. laterz.
ReplyDeleteLater CBT, Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteUh, that standing invitation to visit was transferred to Pam.
ReplyDeleteshe's okay, but my first thought was why the hell did she do a photo shoot after smoking a blunt. Her eyes are cashed. She does need to lose some baby fat, kinda like that Tiffani Amber chick from Saved by the bell. And is that an appendectomy scar? Why didn't they airbrush it out?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletenot Bad. But she needs different hair. It reminds me of Jennifer grey in Ferris bueller
ReplyDeleteWhat does she do Spurs?
ReplyDeleteShe has pretty eyes but so can anyone with makeup and fake eyelashes
ReplyDeleteI think the problem is you marketed her prior to posting and gave everyone high expectations.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what she does now 2dirty4u.
ReplyDelete"I think the problem is you marketed her prior to posting and gave everyone high expectations."
ReplyDeleteExactly right DG. You nailed it.
So Lindsay went crazy again? Shocking.
ReplyDeletepost that cbt pic. i feel like having a great laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Very low talking about a child, I bet you love kicking puppies and tripping geritric old ladies in the grocery store too don't you?
ReplyDeleteJust so you know my "overweight" daughter has medical issues that have contributed to her weight. She has had grand mal/ petit mal and tonic-clonic epilepsy since she was 2 yrs old and has been on and off various medications for said epilepsy for 10 years (topamax, tegratol, valium, phenobarbitol, klonapin just to name the ones I can readily recall)... some of which cause bloating, weight gain and kidney problems. Fuck you.
Elfie, Anon = Darryl
ReplyDeleteShe looks pretty cool to me.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's trying to be a modern day Marilyn... so overdone.
ReplyDeleteFor the first time, I believe RQ and I are in agreement, that this chick is not that big of a deal. And, her "beauty mark", haha that's one of the oldest tricks in the beauty book: girls create a beauty mark w/ a little eyeliner to cover a zit or acne scar (i should know) lol And Elfie is far more gorgeous than this chick.
ReplyDeleteNEXT...
ReplyDeleteBahaha all of her "movies" are low budget local commercials, not even the kind that can afford to be run on cable or major network channels but the cheap ass kind that run on fucking UPN.
ReplyDeleteShe is not even LL Bean status... she is UPN commercial right after an episode a midnight of cheaters status.
Better yet... public television status. Sours were you really high when you met her? Did she put drugs in the drinks she bought you?
ReplyDeleteOr on one of those dumb ass VH1 dating shows: Wasn't her name "Cornfed" on that dating show w/ the 2 rappers? Yep, thats where I recognize her from. Spurs, I believe you'd be labeled the "starfucker" had you made it with this girl.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Q?
ReplyDeletePretty funny Skeets. No, I wasn't high when I met her. And no, as far as I know there were no drugs in the drinks.
ReplyDelete"Or on one of those dumb ass VH1 dating shows: Wasn't her name "Cornfed" on that dating show w/ the 2 rappers? Yep, thats where I recognize her from. Spurs, I believe you'd be labeled the "starfucker" had you made it with this girl."
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good Queen Bee, have to say.
Haha... Sours would be the starfucker! She is a movie star and a model... you've hit the big time now Sours, fuck her and trap her so you can take her for all she's worth! (which amounts to about $20 on Miracle mile)
ReplyDeletePretty funny Skeets.
ReplyDeleteHave you watched her "movies" Sours?
ReplyDeleteYes I have.
ReplyDeleteI was really expecting some seedy homemade porn or something but thankfully her work exceeded my expectations! That's some class A acting right there, I bet she attended The Lee Strasberg school of acting. I see Oscars in her future!
ReplyDeleteYou're really having a good time with this aren't you?
ReplyDeletePretty funny though Elfie.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's a new post Elfie.
ReplyDelete