Friday, October 8, 2010

Eva Mendes Topless



eva mendes showing a nice rack. enjoy.

p.s.
dont kill yourself.

(just kidding)
Posted by Anonymous at 12:44 AM

366 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    shes so goddamn hot.

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  2. Dude on the other side.October 8, 2010 at 1:35 AM

    Spursfan's sisters love the glory hole.

    http://www.youporn.com/watch/470875/hot-chicks-using-the-glory-hold-pt-23/?from=search_soft&pos=11

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  3. dgOctober 8, 2010 at 1:38 AM

    wtf Drew. We don't really need to know about all the porn you are looking at at 2:30 am.

    But seriously, I was about to kill myself. Then I came here and read that I shouldn't. I was feeling better until I read just kidding. Now I'm confused. Should I just severely torture myself instead?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    you should not kill yourself! you have to stay alive and send well wishes to juliette lewis who was injured in a wreck yesterday.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    I read that. I was wondering how you were taking that news. It will be okay

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  6. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:05 AM

    i have been crying all day.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:07 AM

    Me too. But for your sadness.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:08 AM

    i might have to go to the er and get a saline iv.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:17 AM

    Understandable. have you contacted Pam yet? She is helpful.....this week

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  10. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:19 AM

    the 22 year old with all the answers? whats her 800 number? or can i just find her on cam4 shoving pickles in her asshole?

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  11. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    Yep. That's her. She is having a countdown to her fake suicide or in better terms, tweets for attention.

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  12. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Damn, I didn't even know this was posted.

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  13. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    Nice way to title it too. Perfect.

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  14. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    And Perez Hilton is a fraud.

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  15. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    The caption did make me laugh, spurs. Sorry. It was also 2,573 words less than your captions.

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  16. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    But yet you read it. You can deny you do, but you do. And you probably laugh a little.

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  17. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    No I usually read the first sentence and then skim through the rest. It was like yesterday when I was skipping over most of what pam said and just being realistic to her. Then when I did read what she had to say I had to come back with both reality and truth she doesn't see in herself.

    Here is an interesting read:

    http://www.azfamily.com/outbound-feeds/yahoo-news/Man-stabbed-in-arms-by-friends-who-wanted-to-suck-his-blood-104538014.html

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  18. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    I read through your stuff like I used to read through my science book in high school.


    I didn't do that good in Science.

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  19. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    I'm sure your science teacher was a disappointd as I am.

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  20. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    Dang, she does.

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  21. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    actually, she kinda looks like barney rubble.

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  22. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    i wonder if those 2 have stopped and thought about how fucking stupid they really are? 'im in jail becus i wanted to suck blood.' fucking low rung on the ladder of life.

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  23. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    Funny, great point. That is rather sad.

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  24. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    i just dont understand why they didnt turn into bats and fly away before the cops showed up.

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  25. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Exactly. It's like what were they waiting for? They have the power.

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  26. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    or they could have beat the shit out of the everyone...like the vampires in underworld.

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  27. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    They could have easily done that.

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  28. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    I had to look her up. I'd say Mendes. Mendes is natural.

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  29. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    diora has huge tits...but they are probably fake. but she does have a nice body and great face. its a toss off....i mean toss up.

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  30. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    I'd say they're fake for sure.

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  31. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    are they? they kinda do look fake.

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  32. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    I thought the two from chandler were both guys and thought I misread the 'she' and 'her' part.

    Spurs, when does time change for you?

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  33. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    time doesnt change for him. hes still in the 80s.

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  34. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Damn, I make the perfect cup of coffee. I need to start a burger/coffee shop. My skills are unttainable for many.

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  35. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    That's Drew in the 80's still. I bet he has a personal ad posted somewhere using that one pic of him from 25 years ago telling people he looks younger than his age.

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  36. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    It changes sometime this month DG.

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  37. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    My spelling skills I noticed are attainable for many today.

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  38. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Actually it's not until November.

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  39. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    i shall open a restaurant then.

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  40. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    They are DG.

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  41. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    i wonder if drew uses tres flores and carries a goody comb in his back pocket? or a rush brush?

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  42. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    A rush brush would be tight.

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  43. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    All this time I was buying Dunkin Donuts and Millstone (I think that's the name) thinking it had to taste better. But no, I bought a giant container of Folgers and measured it perfectly and all those expensive coffees just can't measure up now.

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  44. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    dunkin donuts is too acidic.

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  45. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Spurs, can I hire you to protect my image? I need a good PR man. It seems there is some slandering going on. Someone hacked into my facebook and wrote that I love Christina Aguilera.

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  46. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    and you dont? whats not to love about her?

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  47. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    You're just a regular Juan Valdez DG.

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  48. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    75% of the flavor has to do with the bean. illy has the best coffee bean ever.

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  49. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    I have impeccable music taste. I cannot spoil my well respected image with a mainstream pop star.
    Spurs, if you won't represent me, I may have to hop off this licorice boat and do some cutting.

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  50. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    DG will off me for telling you this...but, she sleeps in a Christina oversized shirt. It says Dirty on it.

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  51. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    Someday soon someone will hack into her fb and talk about her turning up the radio to Debbie Gibson's, Out of the Blue.

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  52. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    coffee is coffee.
    at least when dump milk and sugar into it.

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  53. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    licorice boat? is that the same as an old car being called a tuna boat?

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  54. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    I do, bh. I wrote 'girl' underneath Dirty with a sharpie.

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  55. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    I sleep in a Britney Spears shirt Bitchhog, I have no room to talk.

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  56. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    theres coffee classes for the masses.

    http://www.illy.com/wps/wcm/connect/us/illy/the-world-of-coffee/universita-del-caffe/

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  57. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    I used to think coffee was that simple too but not anymore. Sometimes its too weak and sometimes too strong. I like it just right. I finally can relate to Goldilock's situation. I get it.

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  58. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Actually, there are coffee shops in this hellhole town that I won't go to. And one of them has coffee classes all about their liquid shit.

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  59. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Finally, that is my calling! I'm going to the University of Coffee!

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  60. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    I'm going to enroll in that University.

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  61. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    i wonder if they have a frat?

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  62. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    who needs harvard when you have coffee?

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  63. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    I did learn recently that you are supposed to put cold water in the pot. I used to put any water in it. I think that is helping my new special skill.

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  64. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    Maybe they have a football team that Spurs can party with. Ahem.

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  65. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    I think it will look great on my resume when I apply at Coffee Bean.

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  66. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    he can be their lamar from lambda lambda lambda.

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  67. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Nah, I was already in a fraternity.

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  68. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    bh, please do not speak of any town in California being a hell hole. I'm already jealous of your location. Unless you live off the 10 between Riverside and Blythe. And some crappy town on the way to San Diego that I always seem to stop at. But other than that, all of California is paradise.

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  69. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    Fraternities and sororities seem to me like socially accepted gangs. I've never understood the point.

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  70. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    its to hang out, drink beer and date rape. whats not to understand?

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  71. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    Throw in selling drugs and sounding illiterate you now have a gang.

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  72. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    Thank you, DG. I am glad I came to this site today. I was feeling low and you took a moment from your chocolate coffee water falls to help out a despondent (yet fabulous) lil ol bitchhog.
    I will see if perhaps I can get Christina's autograph for you. I'll tell her you chose your name bacause of that song.

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  73. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    Anyway, I just read the new jaguar can go from 0-62 in 3.4 seconds. Anon, how about buying one and giving me a ride today?

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  74. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    i dont drive ford. sorry.

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  75. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    It was her Dirty concert that I went to. I knew it was a sign for my name in the future.

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  76. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    As soon as my man gets out of prison here, I am moving back to LA.

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  77. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    You're welcome. But it's actually Italian Sweet Creme Coffee waterfalls today. I'm glad I stopped you from killing yourself. That is why you came here today, right?

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  78. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    DG, can we get a video of you writhing around in mud and slapping the ground?

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  79. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    I think it's beautiful where you live actually. But I could see it getting boring. It's kinda like the cali cbt country.

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  80. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    i just want to let everyone know, this site is a safe haven for feelings. if ever you are down just come here to be e-hugged.

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  81. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    It is the reason I came here. Well, that and I need a PR person. It also seems as though my mother is on a bender and is carelessly trying to ruin my cherubic image.

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  82. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    Yes, I will make one today. I will make sure there is a bottle of wine to use in it as an excuse for being drunk.

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  83. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    San Francisco is never boring, but I need sunshine everyday. Santa Cruz is really beautiful and if you like protests than this is the place to be.
    Just yesterday I protested doing dishes.

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  84. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Anon, how would your life be different if you didn't come here? Didn't the comments here mold the person you are today?

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  85. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    I am a much better person because of this site. My fan club has seen a positive difference in me over the last two years.

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  86. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    i have learned to love, laugh, and live. this place is like the university of life.

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  87. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    I'll answer that for him. They did.

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  88. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    That was beautiful anon. I need some tissues.

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  89. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    I've learned the same. But I'd add in 'cry' as well.

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  90. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    Spurs, I was really worried about you. How are you feeling?

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  91. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    We have things called dishwashers here, bh. It's a very nice invention you should look into. San Francisco is cold. I wouldn't mind living in Monterey. My car was raised in Napa which is why it is still shiny. I'm convinced N. California makes things ageless. You will forever be 24 living there.

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  92. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    i have also learned hoe to get a blow job just by looking pissed. like how cbt did with his secretary.

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  93. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    how*

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  94. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    I would have a dishwasher if your state didn't terrify all of them, DG.

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  95. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    I'm feeling like the King of the World Bitchhog.

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  96. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    CBT is like our wise old grandpa here. I have shot out the neighbors tires while hiding in my bathroom.

    My bathroom doesn't even have windows.

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  97. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    You would think you would have a few dishwashers since we are sending them away and cali is welcoming them with open arms.

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  98. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    I'm still trying to perfect killing a man over the phone.

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  99. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    I did see that CA decriminalized possession of less than an ounce of weed. Nice job.

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  100. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    You can't copy that move BH. That's for badasses only.

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  101. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    Santa Cruz now has an ICE department, so we are only a Sanctuary City for homeless.

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  102. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Spurs, I am going to call you. It's urgent so pick up your phone.

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  103. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Cool.

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  104. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    How will the police enforce that? What if you have half an ounce and your friend in the car has half an ounce? Do they put all the weight together and arrest both of you or do they let you go because it is an ounce per person?

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  105. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    Both people must have a card, I believe.
    There are marijuana stores here. I have some friends that are involved. They are rolling in the dough.

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  106. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    I imagine they are.

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  107. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    I saw a couple stores in Venice Beach. That is when I first learned what a kush doctor was. Do you need a phd to be a kush doctor or is that a degree you can earn in your spare time at home?

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  108. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    So I guess a friend with a card is a friend indeed.

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  109. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Good one DG.

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  110. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    Spurs, what is the marijuana status in Texas? Can people get cards? Is it still criminalized with harsh penalties?

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  111. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    My friend always puts pics up on fb of her other friend. However, her other friend has terrible makeup skills. Someone really needs to take the eyeliner from her and never let her have it back. This has been going on for nearly two years. Something needs to be done.

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  112. ColumboOctober 8, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    Id like to test her airbags

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  113. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    I have to keep my mouth shut about a lot of things on facebook. Some pictures people put up make my head fly back.
    I have a pregnant friend who updates 7 times a day and it's always boring pregnancy jargon or how tired she is. stfu already.
    I like to delete people.

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  114. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    I don't like prayer and motivational updates on facebook. If I need motivation, I come here.

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  115. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Wop, don't be so crude. This site is to only talk about feelings.

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  116. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    He is a Debbie Downer. We are trying to make a difference in life and he is talking about Eva's airbags.

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  117. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    I hide those people. I've almost written some crass comments on this broads updates. I held back though. Religion is a debate that is a waste of time and goes nowhere.

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  118. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    I've been working hard today. I went to every self help website and posted a link to this site in the comments.

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  119. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    At least this time he is "complimenting" a real deal female.
    See! there is a brightside!

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  120. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    I had one girl on there who you could always tell was going through some mental life changes similar to Pam. It always reflected in her msgs. I deleted her once and she noticed it and requested me. So I took her back but since then she deleted her facebook. That was a good day.

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  121. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    I was thinking of starting a spinoff website, Bitchhog's Bonanza. I will try to get Pam to do an op-ed piece on self-help.
    Mostly, I will just make fun of Spurs though.

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  122. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    That is true. I'm sure Eva is going to stop by today and read his comment and have a good day because of it.

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  123. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    I don't think lindsay lohan has discovered spurs site. If she did, I'm positive she wouldn't be having all the problems she has right now.

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  124. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    "I don't like prayer and motivational updates on facebook. If I need motivation, I come here."

    Funny.

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  125. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    I deleted my whorish sister in law. That was awesome. Fuck being cordial. I think she got it.

    I guess I need a little more help than I thought.

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  126. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    She wouldn't DG.

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  127. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    "I hide those people. I've almost written some crass comments on this broads updates."

    You should Bitchhog. And screenshot it. I'd like to see what you write.

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  128. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    DG, you should send her a message in rehab. Send one out to Mel, too.

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  129. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    "I deleted my whorish sister in law."

    What's up with that?

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  130. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    I was thinking....I think Cocoa's intestines are cleaned out pretty good from sending a pipe cleaner through them. I'm wondering if he felt fat and that's why he did it.

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  131. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    I'm going to. Octomom is going through some problems too so I'm emailing her and telling her about spur's single status.

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  132. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    I was just tired of her. She is a nutjob and fake. She could also use one of those pipecleaner cleanses.

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  133. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    What is Pam's email? My dog has mental issues I think Pam can help with. They both have had foreign objects in their ass so they can relate.

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  134. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    That could be the new "diet" fad. And I take it your sister-in-law is a little overweight?

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  135. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Do you think she's going to get mad you delted her and tell your brother?

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  136. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    We all know how Drew's evening will be spent.


    Swallowing pipe cleaners.

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  137. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    My sister in law is a little weird too. She is one of those people that just gives out too much info you don't want to hear about.

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  138. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Spurs, you should put one of those countdown things on the side of the page to Pam's 'suicide' attempt.

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  139. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    Ick. My OTHER (ex)sister in law told my parents about her chafed labia from my brother going down on her. My parents are pretty rad and open, but not that much.

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  140. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    Can you also get a "like" button for the comments?

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  141. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    Wow, I think your ex sis in law married my brother.

    You should hook me up with your brother bh so we can be sisters!

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  142. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    A 'like' button would be great. But since this is now self help, we need a 'please kill yourself' button too.

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  143. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    I will, DG. He bought the house next door to my parents. When I visit, it's like having my own bitchhog compound.

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  144. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    Yes, I'll work on the "like" for the comments. Which means it probably won't get done. Because I don't know how to do it.

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  145. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    "Spurs, you should put one of those countdown things on the side of the page to Pam's 'suicide' attempt."

    That's not very nice.

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  146. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    That is a good idea, DG. Killing yourself should be considered self-help from teh APA.

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  147. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Just email Mark Zuckerberg and he will let you know.

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  148. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    And you know it's kinda funny when she posts that it's been 11 months, 24 days, 15 hours, and 12 seconds since I tweeted 'i want attention'.

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  149. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    Do you follow her on twitter?

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  150. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    Yes she does Bitchhog. She's jealous of Pam.

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  151. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    No, I don't. I have a twitter but only occasionally remember my password.

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  152. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    I understand. Not everyone can flop around in their panties and shove foreign objects in their orifices for free.

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  153. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    She keeps saying how she was so young and confused when she was 20-21. Didn't she just turn 22? Then she comments to us like we have never been that age and just don't get it like she does. But we do. We were just much smarter than her.

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  154. bhOctober 8, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    I think I have a twitter...back from the days of the dirty. useless.

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  155. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    I know she used the term 'debbie downer' on me but she can just call me Realistic Rita instead.

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  156. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    I don't understand twitter. I don't know how to comment people. I've done it before but I'm not sure I did it right.

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  157. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Why do you need twitter when there is facebook?

    Do you think Tom from myspace is jealous of the facebook movie?

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  158. BitchhogOctober 8, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    If I did I am sure that I would have throngs of followers. including you.
    I see you creeping my facebook.

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  159. BitchhogOctober 8, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    I remembered my login for this! Things are really looking up.

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  160. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    Bh only follows two people on twitter. Spencer and Heidi.

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  161. BitchhogOctober 8, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    I saw that you were following "the situation." Where is Realistic Rita now?

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  162. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Nice pic Bitchhog.

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  163. DGOctober 8, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    I have his poster hanging in my bedroom.

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  164. TXOctober 8, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    She's pretty, not like we haven't seen her rack in Training Day...but nice photos...

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  165. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    but back then she was a nobody...so that doesnt count, tx.

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  166. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    fuck man...wheres pam? i really need some advice. my car has half a tank of gas....i think im gonna jump off a bridge.

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  167. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    What's up TX?

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  168. BitchhogOctober 8, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    Spurs, what did you get Lindsey for her birthday?

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  169. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    did you buy her anything that shakes real fast?

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  170. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Me Bitchhog. That's enough. Nah, I got her something.

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  171. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Don't jump Anon. Just don't jump. But I know you won't. You didn't post it on twitter.

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  172. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    Make sure you email Nik Richie letting him know you are going to do it too. And you have to text cbt.

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  173. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    does anyone want pics of watered down blood?

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  174. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    CBT would kill Anonymous through text.

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  175. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    alright...im almost there. i posted a suicide pic on photobucket.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/218240359_ed956228b5.jpg?v=0

    feel my inner pain!

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  176. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    and after i survive my suicide attempt...im gonna go apply at hot topic.

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  177. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    heres my friend kate moss doing lines with me in vegas.

    http://www.adpulp.com/archives/katecoke.jpg

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  178. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Kate's hot.

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  179. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    That just gave me inspiration Anon. Thank you. When everything in my world goes wrong, even my failed suicide attempt, there is always a position available at Hot Topic. Finally, I can fit in.

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  180. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    its like...they can feel my pain and give me a discount on invader zim beenie hats.

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  181. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    If any of you are feeling stressed out and need to relax, you should come over here. I dropped a bottle of chamomile. It's aromatherapy times 10.

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  182. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    will it make me think of gumdrop mountains and soda rivers?

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  183. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    Yes, because that is the world I live in. Now you know my secret.

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  184. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    do you drive cars made of insulin syringes? is that how sweet your world is?

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  185. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Nice pic DG.

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  186. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Actually, I learned my secret from Gwen Stefani originally but I just kicked it up a notch.

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  187. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    I do lines of splenda.

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  188. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Thanks. That was cocoa's face during the butt surgery yesterday.

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  189. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    i want to live in fergies world in that fergalicious video.

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  190. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    spurs lives in a land of lollipops and sugar coated butt plugs and sperm cappuccinos.

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  191. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    i live in a world of despair and doom. i only have a half a tank of petrol. i might have to go live like mad max and drive around wasting gas while looking for gas.

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  192. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Do you be up in the gym working on your fitness?

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  193. SPURS FANOctober 8, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    I do live in that world. I have my own country.

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  194. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    see? i got 200 and i dont even care. where is my chemical romance t-shirt? im gonna get all pretty before i fake die.

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  195. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Wear lots of eyeliner and then make your eyes water. Classic fake suicide look.

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  196. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    oh the gloom! wheres pammy cakes??!!?!?!

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  197. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    should i wear rimmel or maybelline?

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  198. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    When I feel sad, I put this on repeat on my ipod and just dance.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x4L9s2KOOM

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  199. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    how i feel. pic related.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opNCodlGKHk/RxcuO5nUZXI/AAAAAAAAAGU/Egc5xcxEvxY/s400/emo+fag.jpg

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  200. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    In my fake suicide attempts, I try any eyeliner from sephora that costs at leasts $20. It usually has great smear effect.

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