Just so nobody will call the internet police on me for being a scummy thief, DG came up with the comparison to the Goonies character, and Anonymous came up with the picture. And I snaked the title from him too.
In other words, I'm useless.
Update: Rocket Queen was making the second pic to show how Drew is going to look older before she knew the Goonies pic was up because she didn't wake up until 12:00 (having no job and eating pills all day must take a lot out of a person. Indeed 2dirty4u, learn something new everyday). Rather than bust up Drew on two different occasions, I'll just add this (though the number of shots he's taken at me over at his recycling bin of a website vs. the number of times I've taken shots at him is still way off, but it's really not even fair).
hahahaha....eat it up drew.
ReplyDeleteHe DOES look like Sloth!!!! and the penis baby ruth is a marvelous touch, bravo!
ReplyDeletehow are you feeling today?
ReplyDeleteOh I'm great and at work now. The exorcist-style vomiting finished around 2 this morning so I figured why not go in to work and make it a great day! How are you?
ReplyDeleteim doing good. no vomiting....no demons....just a regular day.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the penis baby ruth wasn't in the original?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are having a great day Elfie. Just think, you lost 5lbs in a day.
Congrats Skeets. Food poising should be the new diet fad.
ReplyDeletePenis baby ruth? Is the penis chocolate stuffed or covered in chocolate, and does it matter?
ReplyDeleteAnd no DG, the penis Baby Ruth wasn't in the original.
ReplyDeletebmp, drew likes his candy bars to be cream filled.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason National Lampoon Van wilder comes to mind; Does drew harvest the cream himself, or does he seek the filings of other donors?
ReplyDeletei think he has a donation center in a truck stop restroom off the jersey turnpike.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be back in a little while. I have to go take (fail) a test.
ReplyDeleteI hope my eyes don't fail me, they will be wandering around to the people around me.
Be well Spurs Fan
ReplyDeleteAnonymous. i'm afraid of truck stops, no telling who is there waiting in the rest rooms.
i hope those other people studied hard. bmp, drew is what is in those truck stop restrooms.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, Drew seems like such a nice guy. Though he looks rather large, how tall is he?
ReplyDeletehes around 5'4". he just has a large head and feminine shoulders.
ReplyDeletenotice how his shoulders slouch/slope as in defeat? his upper body shape is the same as balancing an oval on top of an arch.
ReplyDelete5'4"? I thought he was seven fucking feet tall. His head really confuses the whole body to height ratio.
ReplyDeletewell, its just like those midgets. they have huge heads too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, indeed, but I thought it was the whole herman monster thing. Shows what i know. But how old is Drew, he looks to be 40 or so. But at least he isn't graying. I just cut my hair and face bush, and my face bush was almost white, and i'm a month or so away from 34
ReplyDeletei think drew is in his late 40's.
ReplyDeleteyou should see me. im 14, pimply, and gay.
ReplyDeleteok...i gotta go for now. be back later.
ReplyDeletelater dude
ReplyDeletebrb laterz
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to update you all of you on my fat coworker. Right now there is a bag with 9 pieces of chicken in it. Is that necessary for a 5 hour day?
ReplyDeleteI got a friend request from someone and they asked what made me so Dirty. I told him I don't shower. I don't think he liked my sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteDrew's in his 40's Expletive.
ReplyDeleteDrew reminds me of a character, it's not Bert. I've realized this for a long time now, I just can't seem to remember who it is.
ReplyDeletedisgusting, dg. I bet she bought chicken because it's protein and she's heard that word a lot when she researches dieting. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteSomone on the DA stole my name. She was from this morning in the creppy post, I think her name was savannah, now it is kinkybitch, no joke. Who steals names? Asshat.
9 pieces of chicken for a five hour day?
ReplyDeleteDoes she eat all of them?
ebmp-don't they have hookers in the bahamas? Go buy one and call it a day.
ReplyDelete"I got a friend request from someone and they asked what made me so Dirty. I told him I don't shower. I don't think he liked my sarcasm."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I don't like this namejacking. You should change your name to Savannah now
ReplyDeletenow I am going to have to add the original or the real one in parenthesis to my name.
ReplyDeleteThat is just too much work for one person.
Yes, add in (the original) after your name.
ReplyDeletewhoa that dude is a fat black
ReplyDeleteDon't be mean Oz.
ReplyDeleteit is all your fault, sours. She saw you call me that in that creppy post and then now it is changed. If you would just throw your manners out the door and not type out my full name, this woulda never happened.
ReplyDeleteI am so flustered, I just don't know what to do.
I noticed she even used a ! Even though its in the wrong spot.
ReplyDeleteReally, put (the original). That will make her think.
ReplyDeletedid anyone notice that simona chick bailed.
ReplyDeleteWho was Simona again?
ReplyDeletethat 'fitness trainer' chick. the one i told that her face looks like deep fried spam.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's right. I figured some people would end up deleting their accounts.
ReplyDeletemaybe she was under the impression that it was gonna be a giant friend-fest and nobody would talk shit.
ReplyDeleteShe certainly thought wrong.
ReplyDeleteits so funny that most of those people think that they are now members of the skull and bones society. like its fight club or something secret and underground.
ReplyDeleteWell, by the looks of things a lot of people are going to be beat up, that's for sure.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDon't be mean Oz."
i thought I was just being observant.
spurs i have been working on something, not quite done yet, but it's an age enhancement of drew..
ReplyDeleteAll right Oz, my bad.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Giraffe. He's taken enough shots at you.
ReplyDeletespurs, i sent it to you, i cannot believe how DG and i were thinking alike. can you add it to this post please? i think it belongs here.
ReplyDeleteI will Giraffe. I sent you an e-mail back.
ReplyDeleteok..i will check it. i just woke up like half an hour ago. it's after 2pm already!
ReplyDeletewait a minute....kb, was that you that sent me a friend request?
ReplyDeleteShe needs to change her name to kinkyb!tch (the original).
ReplyDeletekb, send me another one......so i can deny you again.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'm cool enough for the DA, I won't delete my account, but I just can't get into it. Anyhow, kb, that sucks that savannah girl took your name. There's a Queen B that randomly comments on the dirty, kinda bugged me, especially when she was talking shit to Kelli (Leper). I don't want to be associated with commenter that uses the word "c*nt".
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee, I'm sure Kelli knows that's not you. So what are you doing this afternoon?
ReplyDeleteI just finished helping my oldest with his literature hw..and in about 30 mins we are off to football practice. Exciting i know :)
ReplyDeleteGood times.
ReplyDeleteI think Nestle needs to do a recall on their Baby Ruths
ReplyDeletethats drews special homemade baby ruth.
ReplyDeletehe likes peen
ReplyDeleteFunny about the Baby Ruth Oz.
ReplyDeleteAnd I added to the post.
drew really does look like this guy. I would just kill myself if I saw this post.
ReplyDeletei cant wait to read drews comments on this post.
ReplyDeletehello all KB, Spurs Fan, Anonymous, QB, Columbo , RQ,
ReplyDeletekb said...
ebmp-don't they have hookers in the bahamas? Go buy one and call it a day.
Lots and lots, but if I wanted, I could get laid by weekend. It's that easy. I'm just a big pussy when it comes to awesome cunny. Being a virgin for such a long time, has made me apprehensive and scared shitless of the actual process.
Spurs Fan, Drew is a youngish dude.
anyone else notice drews pic on the fridge?
ReplyDeleteanonymous, one of the pics changed, or so it appears. i could be confused.
ReplyDeletethats drews favorite pic.
ReplyDeleteyes, i did notice the pic, it is of him and spurs.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i got up at two, not 12. duh!
Hi BMP!
ReplyDeletei have to take a drug test for school...i don't touch any street drugs, only have my prescriptions. will they test for those?
ReplyDeletei like how drew looks genuinely happy with his candybar.
ReplyDeletewhere do the wrinkles on the shirt end and the wrinkles on his face start?
ReplyDeletei think they test for all kinds of drugs. but you should take the prescriptions with you. some might come up as positive for something else.
ReplyDeleteyou can see his eye has slid further down his face, anon. tragic.
ReplyDeleteI see porky removed her discussion
ReplyDeletewell i don't have a prescription persay...it is a perscription drug. fuck, now i need to find out the half life of tramadol
ReplyDeleteporky did? what a wuss.
ReplyDeletefucking rq....youre fucking funny.
ReplyDeleteyeah. thats what i meant. take the bottles with you and let them write down what it is and how much is prescribed.
ReplyDeleteare you talking about the drug testing? i'm in a pickle. i feel like lindsey lohan.
ReplyDeletebut it's not prescribed to ME, anon.
ReplyDeleteit's prescribed to my dog
ReplyDeletemaybe my name is on the bottle, but i know there is a picture of a dog on there as well
ReplyDeletethe only way i can tell the pics apart in the bottom pics is becus of the pic on the fridge. otherwise, drew looks the same.
ReplyDeletewell that won't work. fuck.
ReplyDeleterq said...
ReplyDeletei have to take a drug test for school...i don't touch any street drugs, only have my prescriptions. will they test for those?
yes and they can show up as the general term, i.e. Barbiturate, Stimulate
And if they are not prescribed to you, that is a dirty U.A.
Hello RQ, and 2dirty4u,
ReplyDeleteRQ, I've taken so many drugs over the years, that my heart beats fast all the time.
very true, anon. it's like one of those puzzles where you have to find what's different...and the only thing is the picture on the fridge.
ReplyDeleteHi BMP! I haven't taken many drugs...which drugs do you take? I like opiates like ambien. shit, i'll just get me some ambien on friday. woot!
ReplyDeletehey BMP, how goes it?
ReplyDeleteyour heart is going to explode, BMP. And from the looks of it, you might have a cholesterol problem and maybe sickle cell anemia?
ReplyDeletei dont' think he takes drugs any longer.
ReplyDeleteRQ dont you have adamsappleidious? you should be allotted some drugs for that
ReplyDeletehahaha...fucking wop. thats funny shit.
ReplyDeletehey wop, you are the most close-minded fuck on here, you know that?
ReplyDeletewop is threatened by anything remotely different. he has absolutely NO culture in his life.
ReplyDeleteRQ, asthma drugs, pulmicort and albuterol.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u, i'm hoping to have some time later to research, but my family doesn't go to sleep till 3am, and my niece sleeps when the sun rises. So that's naught fuck time for research.
Columbo,
Ha, all women need love bbw included. But the real question is; will I be bold enough to have sex. or will I continue to flee?
today has been full of laughs. thanks guys.
ReplyDeleteisn't albuterol that drug that block the effects of alcohol?
ReplyDeletedid you guys know there is a baseball game on and judge judy has been canceled?
ReplyDeletei need to go and research this drug test more.
bai
RQ, not sure, It comes to me as a liquid, which i pour into my nebulizer mask, and then i turn on the compressor.
ReplyDeletelaterz RQ, hope your research pans out, as mine usually do.
ReplyDeletethat sounds way too complicated, EXP. anyway, thank you. I will be back later.
ReplyDeleteRQ, be safe, until later
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeletehey wop, you are the most close-minded fuck on here, you know that?
rq said...
wop is threatened by anything remotely different. he has absolutely NO culture in his life.
rq said...
to him culture is pulling his pants half way down his ass with a chain wallet hanging out. just a disgusting piece of tripe."
All completely spurious, unfounded and without any proof. But hey, I guess you got me!
Yea but you beat drew and that's cool
ReplyDeleteDH -
ReplyDeletewerd
"i don't touch any street drugs, only have my prescriptions. will they test for those?"
ReplyDeleteThat's weird you have to have a drug test, but just give them your list of pills.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI figured she would leave.
"I see porky removed her discussion"
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u. That's not surprising either.
Judge Judy is canceled tonight? That's another reason for another 9/11!!
ReplyDeletenice pic on drews site spurs, I don't remember that part of the video...
ReplyDeleteRQ-as long as you mention what you take and the reason, they shouldn't ask to see the bottles. It's when something suspect shows up and they'll wonder why you never mentioned it.
ReplyDeleteoh and Tramadol stays in the system at the most 4 hours..dependiing how often you take it.
ReplyDelete*48 hours
ReplyDeleteSo Pam has deleted her profile too. I noticed her whining to Nik that someone was picking on her.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this picture.
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirtyarmy.com/photo/gangsta-006?xg_source=activity
"nice pic on drews site spurs, I don't remember that part of the video... "
ReplyDeleteYes, it was part of the video 2dirty4u.
Yeah Queen Bee, I think she deleted it and is trying to get back on but they won't let her.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great picture QB.
ReplyDeletewhat picture, spurs? Qb has a new pic?
ReplyDeletewhat is happening to my posts? i thanked QB for the info earlier.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a link she linked to of some chick:
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirtyarmy.com/photo/gangsta-006?xg_source=activity
Whoops, that should have read DG, not Queen Bee. DG posted the link.
ReplyDeletethat chick claims that spurs gave her the nickname k!nkybitch.
ReplyDeleteyes i know, it looks like a caption of the day photo
ReplyDeletei thought perhaps QB added a photo of her ass...she said helmut lang was going to be there to photograph her nude today
ReplyDeletei have one of those keurig things where you snap the discs into to make coffee. i'm having the chai latte right now. it is damn good.
ReplyDeletei recommend these to everyone. you can get them for $100 at bed, bath, and beyotch
ReplyDeletehelmut newton you mean?
ReplyDeletehelmut lang is the designer, dear.
but helmut newton is dead.
ReplyDelete"that chick claims that spurs gave her the nickname k!nkybitch."
ReplyDeleteWhere did she say that?
Giraffe, you just snap a disc in? Convenient.
ReplyDeleteawwww, rq and I are friends. I feel a tear coming on
ReplyDeleteshe said that in chat. i swear. i called her out on namejacking and she said that you had given her that nickname.
ReplyDeleteoh hey dh, when are you supposed to be in az to beat me up?
ReplyDeleteShe misconstrued my comment to kinkyb!tch for her.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are friends now? You should be tearing up DH.
ReplyDeleteshe got real defensive and said that i didnt know shit. shes lame.
ReplyDeleteyeah. anyway. be back later.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking of sending a resume to Intel, perhaps we'll be neighbors and shoot at each across the fence.
ReplyDeleteother*
ReplyDeleteYou'd like to work at Intel DH?
ReplyDeleteyou watching the game spurs? You a TX fan?
ReplyDeleteI know afew people that work there and they love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching it, but I have to leave here in a little bit and work on something. Sucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to stay and watch it all though.
ReplyDeleteI just read they are doing a major expansion, supposed to hire up to 1000 people
ReplyDeleteI would love to learn chip design and layout although I think it would get repetative
ReplyDeleteYeah, that seems like a good company to work for.
ReplyDeleteI could make 6 figures there and houses are pretty cheap in az now with all the foreclosures.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell what picture rq age enhanced of.drew. they both look the same.
ReplyDeleteAz is fucking hot though. They have opening in oregon too. Land of hippies and liberals
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
ReplyDeletethe one on the left looks better, must be the doctored one
ReplyDeleteOregon is the land of hippies, you're right. And Drew really is a moron. He still thinks I'm AZ Anonymous and he thinks I posted that stupid lollipop vid. There's no reasoning with that guy.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't post that video?
ReplyDeleteanother HR, yanks may be going down again tonight
ReplyDeleteNo, Lindsay did 2dirty4u. She put it all together. You can actually see her at one point, nobody ever caught it though.
ReplyDeleteYeah DH, it's nice to see the Yankees losing.
ReplyDeleteHack is getting on to people with fake pictures. So find real people pics fakers.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Sack?
ReplyDeletewas it in the bathtub scene? In the mirror?
ReplyDeleteYeah, there you go.
ReplyDeleteNot sure how you didn't pull her ass in there with you. Of course you were entertained with your "sucker" I suppose.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was too busy with the sucker.
ReplyDeleteso drew is still under the impression im you and youre me and we are both the same person?
ReplyDeleteThat chat room is boring as hell
ReplyDeleterq, typically if you mention you are taking the drugs ahead of time you will be okay. I only knew one kid in my class who was asked to be seen by the director of our dept. afterwards, and he did say upfront he took rx drugs. but he was still in class later, so idk what happened. he was a fat bastard, so I never talked to him. you have to take another one at the start of your actual core nursing classes as well, so keep that in mind.
ReplyDeleteYeah DH, when my ban was lifted I went and checked it out again. Not impressive.
ReplyDeleteI can always call you in a prescription as well, but if you get caught, I don't know you.
ReplyDeletekb, call me in a script for valtrex?
ReplyDeleteYeah, call me in for some pills too kinkyb!tch (the real one).
ReplyDeletespurs needs azt.
ReplyDeletehahaha....just kidding.
ReplyDeleteRQ- earlier when Helmut Lang showed up, I sent him away, because he is indeed a designer lol (im such an idiot for thinking he was a photographer!) Anyways, youre most welcome for the prescription info, and chai tea lattes from Starbucks are my obsession..im not kidding..so if your surprise gift for me was a Starbucks gift card, I'd be in heaven!
ReplyDeleteKB- you can really do that? If you could call in my meds for me, I'd send YOU my son's PSP! (sorry Spurs) lol
ReplyDeleteIndian giver.
ReplyDeleteI want one of those keurig deals. my grandparents have one and cant even work the damn thing. my aunt goes there every sunday and shows my gramps, he makes a pot, then leaves it there the whole week until she comes next sunday (or sometimes the following sunday) and they drink out of it the entire time, they just reheat it in the microwave. idk why anyone buys them nice shit, they dont want or need it.
ReplyDeleteI was only kidding Spurs..it's already boxed up for you, just don't have your mailing info.
ReplyDeleteDamn, really? That's nice of you Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean/
ReplyDelete?
ReplyDeleteyeah. and how do I mod a Wii?
ReplyDeletehow do i mod a ps3?
ReplyDeletemodify the firmware. just make a pandora battery and a flash card.
ReplyDeletehow do I mod Super nintendo?
ReplyDeleteIs this easy anon?
ReplyDeletewhy would you want to mod a snes? they are worthless.
ReplyDeletei can mod a psp in under 5 mintues.
ReplyDeletethe most reliable way to mod a wii is to chip it.
ReplyDeleteWell, we already got a nintendo dsi for my oldest but havent given it to him yet (his bday is Thanksgiving) so he barely used the psp, maybe 5 times total over the last year.
ReplyDeleteReally? I was thinking of getting a psp soon. So I can play any game then? How does that work?
ReplyDelete