Monday, October 18, 2010
Need some costume ideas for Halloween? Antoine Dodson can help
May as well keep the string of video posts going. Whatever happened to that guy raping everyone (even husbands)? No worries, it's black on black crime. Al Sharpton is TOTALLY going to do something about it as soon as he gets done in the salon.
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ReplyDeleteThis guy makes me laugh. He's funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you need to hide your wife? Your brother and son maybe, but I'm pretty sure your wife would be safe.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's fucking gangsta? Do you wanna know what's really gangsta? Not killing people or being shot to shit, NO. None of that tame shit. What's really gangsta, is being gay in the hood. They're either incredibly fabulous, or incredulously crazy. No doubt, though, they're gangsta.
ReplyDeleteGood one Anonymous.
ReplyDeletebmp, yup. you would love mountain home. fucking great place from what i hear. green grass, blue waters, white clouds, fresh air. what more can you ask for?
ReplyDeleteHey Expletive, did you receive good grades at school there in the Bahamas? You have a pretty wide ranging vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteNo worries Spurs Fan, I know what time it is about this spinning ball of death and sadness. And, according to the states of relativity: it's always good to recognize one's state in life. Because regardless of the bitching, and idle threats---there you are; still there. So you either love it, and get rude and ignorant, or hate it, and apologize. I love where I'm at, even if I don't. Can't exactly say I want a do over, so I'll throw caution to the wind, and try to fly, eventually like a rock, to fall and die.
ReplyDeleteRQ is gonna go crazy again if we dont participate in her e-dog shows or some shit
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee is going to be all over that poetry Expletive.
ReplyDeleteE-dog shows? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteDon't lie and pretend like you didn't like her video though Oz.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Fan, you may not believe this, but everything I got, came from reading tons of books, and reading thousands of post. If you read my some what intentional post, when I used the moniker, Extreme warren, or crazy nassau bahamas; I thoroughly sucked grammatically. I've grown since then, thanks to my internet friends (or more accurately, stalking others).
ReplyDeleteBMP, what do you do for a living?
ReplyDeleteStalking others? That's funny man.
ReplyDeleteI worked at Kelly's home store for several years, until last year when I damaged my back, and they lied and kicked me out. Not the Titan, Mr David Albert Charles Kelly, the fucking fleas that worked beneath him. So after fourteen years I got fucked and kicked out, with a bad back, I tried computer upgrade and repair, but last year, the economy went to shit along with the jobs, been struggling since.
ReplyDeleteBMP said: Spurs Fan, you may not believe this, but everything I got, came from reading tons of books, and reading thousands of post. If you read my some what intentional post, when I used the moniker, Extreme warren, or crazy nassau bahamas; I thoroughly sucked grammatically.
ReplyDeleteDude, I don't care what anyone tells you, none of your sentences have been coherent and I would be the first to believe your education has come solely from internet forums. I cannot figure out if you are doing it deliberately, if english is your second language, or if you sincerely have some sort of mental deficit.
you come across like the type of person who builds a cave underneath their house to keep captives in.
and columbo, stop groveling for my attention, please.
ReplyDeleteNow now Giraffe. Be nice.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your day G?
RQ, you are correct. There is a mental deficit. It's as if, understanding, and comprehension, though technically similar, can't get along. I have trouble pronouncing my words when I'm talking. But, If I'm imitating some one, or using a southern accent, or an English accent. Or imitating anything I've heard on the Telly, or at the movies, it all comes out clearly. My greatest fault, is imitating Jesus Martinez's style. Which is fucking stupid, I know. But I'm a copy cat, and lack true individualism.
ReplyDeletebuild a cave? why build one when mother nature has built plenty already?
ReplyDeleteThat's partially why I can't get C++, because my ability to comprehend it, doesn't exist. So i'm reading lots of books, but is essentially learning nothing. And living in the Bahamas where NO FUCKING BODY SPEAKS THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH PROPERLY, which is, makes most of us, especially me, retarded. Some body help me.
ReplyDeleteDon't let her/him bother you BMP, she does more drugs then a crack whore and doesn't like anybody so you're in good company
ReplyDeletebmp, build a friendship with cbt. im sure he might let you live with him in mountain home.
ReplyDeleteAnd occasionally, I'm spot on. Some one said to me years ago, to type simple sentences, and stop being flashy (or trying to be).
ReplyDeleteDirtyhater... I'll try not to. But brutality is always appreciated because it builds character---though sometimes it makes me wanna cry. Sometimes.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous I surely will, because I need a start, to become something else. Something better than this.
Yay e-dogs! I have a dog this year so i can participate.
ReplyDeleteGood evening e-pals!
ReplyDeleteYou mean that little rat of yours DG?
ReplyDeleteOK, Exp, well that is cool and makes you somewhat endearing.
ReplyDeleteGood evening Queen Bee. I think Expletive is trying to impress you. He spit some poetry above.
ReplyDeleteYes, my beautiful puppy!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is sticking up for you in the DA spurs.
Nice of you Giraffe. Speaking of not nice though, are you going to hammer that chick who left you a shitty comment. I've been waiting.
ReplyDeletewhat is e-dogs...it sounds fetching! i want to play. i need a shower.
ReplyDeleteQB, thank you for coming to the queen's defense.
that site is too fucking slow, by the time something loads, i totally forget what i was doing. i could not even bring her picture up
ReplyDeleteand honestly i'm pretty fucking upset with Drew for saying i have a goiter.
ReplyDeletehe lost his fucking mind last night.
QB challenged me to a no makeup pic. and i got juvederm, so i have horrible bruising, but i will still go head to head with her.
ReplyDeletei need to shower, i just got done hiking.
ReplyDeletemaking psghetti tonight. Miss America keeps pissing all over, i cannot take it anymore!
Spaghetti? Sounds good.
ReplyDeleteHello Queen Bee
ReplyDeleteI try to be as I should RQ, even if it's uncomfortable.
Spurs: I am impressed with E-BMP, and RQ, you are welcome. That girl was pathetically clueless and makeup challenged. Speaking of makeup, I challenged you back when we weren't comrades and my acne had cleared up. NOw it's back so Ill have to withdraw from the competition,and have you rethought my mea culpa? I was hoping you could join me for Thanksgiving before you head to Elfie's for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteWhere's my invite?
ReplyDeleteLet me know your thoughts after your shower. DG: what's the e-dog show you mentioned earlier? I want to put Duchess in the mini weenie category lol
ReplyDeleteMiss America is the name of your dog? That is definitely an original.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I was going to invite you to the fall festival, I wanted backup in case the Baptists turn on me for my slutty attire. Just don't show up dressed as a gift and leave the lollipop at home :)
ReplyDeleteSpurs has one 'nice' outfit. He wears it only when he visits Nik though.
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice invite Queen Bee, thanks. I was just kidding about inviting me to Thanksgiving. After hanging out with me for ten minutes, you'd look over at Goatee and tell him to hit the bricks.
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine how that would make him feel? Not cool Queen Bee.
Here's something I posted in a failed attempt at being a post-whore. Though technically at that time, I didn't understand the nuances of being an appropriate Post-Whore. Warning, it's cringe worthy. I fucked up big time. I was supposed to be pseudo-crazy while saying nasty, impetuous things. But instead (I was scared to curse online), it all degraded into the Rants of a "An Hero". What can I say, I'm A WEEBO. But I'm getting better at being a piece of shit. So there's that :P
ReplyDeletehttp://chud.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-79193.html
Damn man, that's quite the ramble there.
ReplyDeleteI need scobee to kick a bunch of FGs and johnson to twist an ankle tonight
ReplyDeleteYou should be all right DH.
ReplyDeleteI'm such a tool for not watching sports.
ReplyDeleteYou have cable? Or just regular tv?
ReplyDeleteCable, but only since a canadian company arrived in '95.
ReplyDeletebefore then, we had channel 13, which sucked the balls of a dog six weeks dead. Our government of 25 years 1967-1992 was run by a pseudo-dictator. Do some research into Sir Lynden Oscar Pindling, a titan, but also a very insidious individuality.
ReplyDeletenot an insidious individual, an insidious individuality.
ReplyDeletehaha "hit the bricks" why do I find that so funny; I haven't even taken my pills yet.
ReplyDeleteMy Dear QB: I am going to Europe over thanksgiving. Not to have dinner, but to spy on someone. I'll be back mid-December. No one has adopted me for New Year's yet, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd today I found the perfect ceramic peacock for Elfie. She's going to love it.
DG- I have Miss America who is 10 and Snickers who is 13. Did someone say we are dressing our pets for Halloween and having a parade??
ReplyDeleteOh, say spursy, would you mind translating the rant found on the link posted by BMP? Seems you understood the gist of it, and I would like to be enlightened.
ReplyDeletewaiting...
shut up you cunny bleeds!
ReplyDeleteI'll take a look at that guy Expletive, never heard of him.
ReplyDeleteYou're so caring rq. You should be a nurse.
ReplyDeleteyou know what is surprising, we haven't heard about Elfie's trick or treat plans. Halloween is her favorite holiday.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the "hit the bricks" Giraffe. And that's nice of you to make a peacock for Skeets.
ReplyDeletei know, dh, that is why I'm going to school come january. thank you for your kind observation.
ReplyDelete"shut up you cunny bleeds!"
ReplyDeleteFunny.
Yeah man, she's going to be a nurse. Seriously.
ReplyDeletespurs, can you please translate that rant for me?
ReplyDeleteI know, I was being a smartass. I'm sure she'll be every bit as good as nurse ratched.
ReplyDeleteRQ: Aww thats too bad. Well plan on NYE in Texas then. I was going to make that dish you gave me a few years back (using the Knorr's recipe) but I can wait til January to make it for you. Oh, cool find regarding the ceramic peacock. Elfie will love it!
ReplyDeleteI got you something special too, QB.
ReplyDeleteDH - have I previously offended you, or why do you hate me so?
And what the fuck, Drew just sent me junk mail for viagra?
SPURS...WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?
ReplyDeletei must feed my pets. but i shalt return and hopefully to an explanation of the BMP's rant.
ReplyDeleteYou mean translating what Expletive wrote? Where do I begin?
ReplyDeletestart here, Spurs:
ReplyDeleteOkia!!!! Its on now its really freakin on! I'm not in a good mood not by freakin far! The Bahamas Sucks Cow's Goat's Futars Vapaad's sand worms of Dune's Wookie's Randall Flagg's Baron Vladmir Harkonan's Akumasai's Great Honored Matres
rq, dh hates you becus he cant have you. schoolyard mentality.
ReplyDeleteHey, you have to admit the guy has quite the wide range of vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back in a bit.
ReplyDeleteI mean what I get from that is, can someone call the Maitre D, there are sand worms in my wookie.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that is not accurate.
I see the millions we gave to Haiti went to good use.
ReplyDeletehttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cb_haiti_earthquake_housing
actually i'm very easy, anon. rare is the man who cannot have me, for I feel compelled to sleep with anyone paying me the most remote attention.
ReplyDeleteok spurs, i'll be back in a bit too. maybe we can dissect the rant as a group.
ReplyDeleteum...not too sure that was really rq.
ReplyDeleteWell RQ, There are good shits, and there are bad shits. A good shit is a firm bit of waste that must be pushed. Once the waste is gone, a person would feel relieved. Now imagine, having a bad shit, diarrhea. In all it's sloppy goodness. I had diarrhea, I have diarrhea. My mind is an asshole, and my words is shit. Now all I need, is to put something proper into it. The rectum is a muscle, so how do you exercise it? You give it something hard to work against. To become stronger. Now the question is, what do I shove into this asshole, to promote growth?
ReplyDeleteSpurs Fan, Ping is a firecracker.
donating to people after a natural disaster is going against god's wishes, so I never do it. He obviously wanted the place oblitterated.
ReplyDeletewhat is your address? I'm going to send you some immodium.
ReplyDeleteHow thoughtful of you RQ! Cannot wait to see what you got me :)
ReplyDeletedamn I'm glad I ate way bedore reading that last comment.
ReplyDeleteSorry 2d4u, I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteActually I don't hate you rq. I told spurs the other day I thought you were funny in a sick sort of way. Nah anon, don't want her, that voice of hers would drive me to drink.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I hope that was the real RQ, so she'd see my post.. Because it would mean I used my clever coin for nothing. And I only get one of those a fucking month.
ReplyDeleteI just realized how good Antoine's hair is... that boy got da good hair.
ReplyDeleteWell since the attempted rape incident, he's cashed in, moved out da hood and shit.
ReplyDeleteAntoine got a good brazilian blowout.
ReplyDeleteHe got a good relaxer... I relax my hair so I know all about that nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI want to get one of those brazilian blow-outs, I was told it probably wouldn't work well since my hair is so coarse.
ReplyDeleteDirtyHater, as gangsta as fitty cent is, that muthafucka lives in New Hampshire or Connecticut. In an area which is as gangsta as the Stepford Wives movie.
ReplyDeletei use a flat iron.
ReplyDeleteI use a thermal relaxer, so part of the chemical process is flat ironing your hair. For normal everyday styling I use a round blow dryer.
ReplyDeleteI see that DG and Elfie are now internet bullies.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering when that chic was going to see what everyone was commenting on.
ReplyDeleteWere we ever not internet bullies?
ReplyDeleteReally? Your hair looks straight. I would like to do a keratin treatment on my hair. I heard those make your hair straight but doesn't take away body.
ReplyDeletekb is too 2d. Spurs has called us that a couple times now. He does bully other like we do. He just goes there to secretly laugh and bully Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteI really wish I could somehow type hollywood to make it look the way spurs says it.
*he doesn't bully others.
ReplyDeleteYou can type it like he says it....Hollywoooood
ReplyDeleteSpurs went off on some chick named courtney the other day, not sure why.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's not straight, I have bush woman hair, not quite curly not quite wavy but really frizzy. The only thing with the keratin treatments is that you have to get them one on top of another to maintain the results, it doesn't last until the hair grows out like other relaxers.
ReplyDeleteIs it my computer, or does that site load slow?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a bully, I'm just lettin these hoes know.
ReplyDeleteI'm 2 damn nice to be a bully. I just want you to motor boat me as promised kb.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind do you use Elfie? Your hair sounds like mine. I usually have to blowdry in sections and then flat iron. It takes forever.
ReplyDeleteshit that's what I have to do, too. Maybe it is the weather out here? Idk, but it is annoying and sometimes I just wish I could get a weave. Seems easier.
ReplyDelete"donating to people after a natural disaster is going against god's wishes, so I never do it. He obviously wanted the place oblitterated."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
"DirtyHater, as gangsta as fitty cent is, that muthafucka lives in New Hampshire or Connecticut."
ReplyDeleteExactly.
"I see that DG and Elfie are now internet bullies."
ReplyDeleteYep. And DG is right, throw kinkyb!tch in there.
And Rocket Queen. But the damn site loads too slow on her computer, like it does on your computer 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteso spurs, who's courtney?
ReplyDelete"I really wish I could somehow type hollywood to make it look the way spurs says it."
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
I actually was just playing around with Courtney DH.
ReplyDeleteAnd that girl Brooklynn, but at least she's funny.
ReplyDeleteKidding ladies.
"I'm not a bully, I'm just lettin these hoes know."
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what you are doing.
I don't know who she is 2idrty4u. I know she lives in AZ, that's it.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteDon't think she got it spurs from her response telling you to chill out.
ReplyDeleteI use One and Only Ionic thermal straightener, you can get it at Sally's, it take a REALLY long time but is totally worth it.
ReplyDeleteand they say sports talk is boring
ReplyDeletegolly Elfie, why do you keep talking about hair. what is your problem today?
ReplyDeletei step away from dr g. just to read about hair, hair hair.
ReplyDeleteand you and DG are big time internet bullies. you always try to bully me.
now now rq, is that really possible?
ReplyDelete2dirty4u:
ReplyDeleteNo JV threatened to do that the first time I went on the chat room. There was no one around at the time, but JV and a few of the employees were on. I rocked that guy so bad. He was really pissed. And then I got booted off, went back the next day, rocked him again, and then I was booted for four days. I notice now I can get on.
is what possible, the peacock? hell yeah, it's life size, those things are huge when they have their feathers spread out. i'm a fool
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm still pissed off I watched it. And the only reason I did was because Spurs kept going on to wait till the 4th minute.
ReplyDeleteYes, I saw that Giraffe.
ReplyDeletewho is JV, what does that stand for?
ReplyDeleteSome joke that works over there. It stands for Junior Varsity.
ReplyDeleteI love Antoine
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam?
ReplyDeletei'm sure he has some turd miners stuck up there in that lump of lard. it was so gross.
ReplyDeleteto what do we owe this honor Miss Pam?
ReplyDeletei want to play on the DA. i'll try again later to get on. i feel like i'm getting let behind. i'm all by myself, all the time. and now elfie is mad and i bet she uninvites me for xmas.
ReplyDeleteand, spursy, i am so nice i made a mental note that she cannot afford a ps2, so i was going to get her kids one. but only so elfie and i could get drunk and they would be busy and not bother us.
ReplyDeleteJV is a little punk. He calls everyone "Brah"
ReplyDeleteooooooooo laides...sweet moments. in the aisle with the cookie dough. little round countainers that you pop in the micro for 15 seconds. they are so good.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you need to go over there and reek havoc on that joint. I hope Nik posts something else that's stupid this week.
ReplyDeletehe must be hawaiian. i hate hawaiians, they are all stupid. hawaii has the worst education system in the united states.
ReplyDelete"and, spursy, i am so nice i made a mental note that she cannot afford a ps2, so i was going to get her kids one. but only so elfie and i could get drunk and they would be busy and not bother us."
ReplyDeleteThat's so very nice of you Giraffe.
I didn't see that comment RQ, I appreciate your thoughtful gift and cannot wait to display it on my ghetto mansion lawn.
ReplyDeletejust a wannabe rq, think he is from ohio or something
ReplyDeleteexactly, spurs.
ReplyDeletewell, i am just not appreciated. and i loathe elfie for now telling me how beautiful i look in my video
She just couldn't find the proper words Giraffe, that's what happened. There's not enough positive adjectives to describe you, so she didn't try.
ReplyDeleteI can afford a PS2 but since it stopped working we just use our Wii but all our rockband games are on the PS2 so I'll probably buy a new one or fix the one we have.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought your hair could use some work RQ, it seemed a little flat... maybe add some layers?
ReplyDeletewith all the cash Spurs is bringing in on this site, I think he should buy you once for all the fun comments you've entertained us with.
ReplyDelete"one"
ReplyDeleteoh I cannot wait for Christmas, RQ just reminded me of it again with her thoughtful gift for Elfie.
ReplyDeleteSours, guess what I bought the other day when I got the pumpkin pie poptarts? Caramel/chocolate hot choco. I may go make myself a mug right now and make you all jealous of me even more than you already are.
However your legs did look long and slender. I wasn't a fan of the shoes though.
ReplyDeleteBuy one for each person? Shit, I was thinking about buying Sony.
ReplyDeleteI would have to agree with Elfie, Queenie, I am sorry. Tough love though, you know? It did look flat, I totally understand not wanting to do much to it with our atrocious heat, it still is quite warm here. But we can't let that get in the way, or we will all look like Spurs's mom in her DA profile pic.
ReplyDeleteI liked the shoes. And the stuffed pony lying on the floor.
ReplyDeleteCaramel/chocolate hot chocolate?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a trip. And there's no way that I could be anymore jealous of you. I'm actually jealous of Doug too.
thats funny
ReplyDeleteSerious question RQ, how do you like the juvederm? Is it better than restylane? Do the results last the same/look the same or do you notice a difference?
ReplyDeleteand your purse was nice, but I think mine is better. I will take a picof it and upload it here later. We should all compare purses, the gentlemen of the site I'm sure are dying to see them all!
ReplyDelete"But we can't let that get in the way, or we will all look like Spurs's mom in her DA profile pic."
ReplyDeleteAgain with that shit?
I have to tell a story about Doug, but you guys must promise to not hate me.
ReplyDeleteI have 2 ps2's and a ps1. Who is going to be a good boy or girl until xmas???
ReplyDeleteI feel "gayer" just reading all this shit
ReplyDeleteI lost him. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYeah, tell away kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletewho is Doug?
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI want to hear about Doug.
ReplyDeleteI have a gross story about my my mom's dog too. I'm still not over it.
Really KB?
ReplyDeleteYou lost him? When?
ReplyDeleteI mean, when did you lose him?
ReplyDeleteHe's lost and no one will ever give him back, he was far too good looking (like his owner) and lazy (also like his..well, nevermind that). He really is lost though, I left my back gate unlocked one day and the lazy bastard actually awoke from his 23 hour nap and pushed it open. By the time I realized I left it open, I had no idea he even out or where he was.
ReplyDeleteI was sad for like a day, but I'm fine now.
Funny kinkyb!tch. It was probably sad for him for like nine minutes.
ReplyDeletekb, I'll give you one of my pet snakes if it will make you feel better?
ReplyDeleteAnd that was only because he thought he couldn't get the gate open.
ReplyDeleteNo, really I was actually sad. I didn't think I would really care, he was always jumping on me when I went outside and it would bug me, and he'd chew everything, omg. But I was really sad for weeks. I do not even want a new dog, I want him back. I saw a dog at the park a few weeks after he got lost and ran over to it, but it was a different one, some dog trainer group.
ReplyDeleteremind me to never come here for sympathy
ReplyDeletesorry about you losing your dog kb, I thought you were joking
ReplyDeleteHey, her and the rest of the snakes think they can have free run on me over there, well okay. I'll store the insults in my brain.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry KB. How long has he been gone?
ReplyDeletefor what it's worth, I lost my ex girlfriend in Paris once
ReplyDeleteYou mean how long has he been free Elfie?
ReplyDeleteshut up, Sours! I really was sad, it happened like in August, but I did not want to talk about it.
ReplyDeletewell, i have a lot of reading to do because quite frankly i have been on the phone with a live person.
ReplyDeleteYou'll just read me kicking around kinkyb!tch Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteThat does suck kb. I don't know what I would do without my dog. My dad lost my dog once for 5 minutes when I was out of town. And my dad is really old so I was afraid he wouldn't be able to chase him down.
ReplyDeleteI just rubbed one out into a napkin and looked at my load. I got sick to my stomach cause right before I was about to blast, I noticed Rockets Queen's junk fall out of her video. I am contemplating suicide.
ReplyDeleteyou don't store those comments for later, spurs. You are just too slow to come up with them as fast as we can, dummy.
ReplyDeleteOkay Drew.
ReplyDeleteElfie: i actually do the restylane though my bruising this time is horrible. i'll post a pic to my DA if i can sign on. it lasts about six months, though when i was in seattle i didn't have it done for a whole year because i didn't trust the doctor. if at all possible, have a plastic surgeon do it, it is more expensive, but they have a better eye. Dr. Caniglia here is very good. We can go together if you like. Restylne is smoother than juvederm.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHow much did you pay rq? The pricing always says $300-$800.
ReplyDeletekinky bitch, i am sorry about your doggie. does he have tags or is he chipped? the bad thing here is there are a lot of homeless dogs who actually form "families" and they go hungry and live in fields. it is a horrible existence. I hope you will find him. I would not be able to sleep if one of my dogs was out there, i would call a news conference and post fliers everywhere.
ReplyDeletei pay $1000, $500 per vile.
ReplyDelete