Sunday, October 10, 2010

I'm a VIP


That's right bitches, what you read is correct, I'm a VIP. I mean I didn't even request VIP seats, I guess the ticket man could recognize greatness, and said to himself, "If this fucker isn't VIP, nobody is." Now looking around the theater I didn't think it was a VIP crowd, I think the theater let the others in by accident. Or by pity. Either way, doesn't matter, I'm VIP. Suck on that.

128 comments:

  1. Sorry the picture is kind of blurry.

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  2. Where is this Spurs? The SA cinemaplex? That's super cool you got VIP balcony seating to view Wall Street 2. ha.ha.

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  3. It's a place called the Palladium. And I watched The Town. I didn't make it to Wall Street 2. The whole "VIP" thing was a joke QB.

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  4. did you wear your 'i know az anon' shirt? that must have been how you got vip.

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  5. I know Spurs..notice my "ha ha"..hence I knew you weren't serious, neither was I. Wasn't the movie awesome? Blake Lively is a smoke show. Love her.

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  6. That movie was bad ass. The robbery scenes were great.

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  7. Good question. Maybe people are out celebrating Columbus Day.

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  8. Probably so, being such a critical holiday and all. Good thinking.

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  9. I'm throwing a bash at my place later on.

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  10. i was just out building a ship to sail to foreign lands and decapitate the natives. what were you guys up to?

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  11. aaahhhh...the atom huh? sorry ol' chap, but thats already been done.

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  12. Maybe, but I just wanted to do it myself. And CBT's already done what you did.

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  13. cbt? fuck. no wonder all the natives were retarded. he must have fucked them all.

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  14. so youre not gonna grill to mark the closing of summer?

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  15. Oh, is this the last day of summer? Didn't know that. And I'm at work today, so nope.

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  16. I take it you are going to do some grilling?

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  17. no grilling for me...and honsetly, im not too sure about this being the last day of summer. it might be tho...but not too sure.

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  18. sept 21st...thats the last day of summer.

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  19. i work from home..memba?

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  20. Oh, it already passed. And yes, I knew you worked from home, but you can still have days where you don't do any work.

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  21. yeah. right now im just waiting on prelims. those should be done this week. then i have to get a proposal out to a guy for a possible amusement/theme park.

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  22. hopefully i will get it. but if i dont get that project theres always another one. that guy does that kind of work all over the world and always has something going on.

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  23. probably eats ramen for all 3 meals.

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  24. he probably spliced his neighbors phone line so he could have service.

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  25. ok...gotta get going. be back later.

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  26. I feel bad for people like that. Hopefully we can figure out a way to blame the rich for being greedy.

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  27. I got in trouble today Spurs...i was so pissed that Goatee was rebuilding an engine this weekend, i treated myself to a shopping spree and he checked his acct this morning..oops! My bad. lol I made up for it by cooking chicken parmesan and a massage when he got home from work. My question is would u put up with me if I did that to you if we were dating? :)

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  28. It would depend on how much money you spent and how fat my bank account is. I mean if you supported me and cooked and cleaned and know what you are doing in the sack, then spend away tiger.

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  29. Ill text you the numbers Spurs (he doesnt know i know his acct info, bc i have a heart and actually checked it beforehand) and you be the judge.

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  30. What's up freaks?

    Who the fuck was the kid in the last post? DG's last boyfriend? He's about the right age.

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  31. What's up CBT? How have you been man?

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  32. I am just so goddam sick of right wing looney toon politics right now it ain't fuckin' funny.

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  33. I had walking pnuemonia for about 10 days. I still managed to make two trips to STL (Rudy) and one to Eureka and one to Bentonville (Valarie), babysit Rusty Humphries, put on a TEA Party and land a $12k account. I have not, however, been in condition to rassel aligators or hunt bears with a switch. My old ass is tired.

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  34. Sounds like you are getting some shit done CBT, that's good.

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  35. I think the TEA Party is about to implode. That O'Donnell chick in Delaware is killing it rapidly and Sharon Angle ain't doin' it any good either.

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  36. I don't even pay much attention to that. It's fun to watch all the pathetic Dems denigrate them though. It's almost as funny as watching the media attack Palin's daughters.

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  37. Back in the day you can bet Bristol was suckin' cock for wine coolers.

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  38. Bet yet you work around nothing but Republicans. And are a member of their organization. And speak at TEA party rallies.

    Good one CBT.

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  39. RQ has been around quite a bit. Funny stuff.

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  40. The most powerful Republican in Nevada state politics endorsed Harry Reid over Sharon Angle.

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  41. I'm just makin' a livin' Spurs. Beats peddlin' iron, usually. It'll go back to normal after the election.

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  42. I think we're done with TEA Parties, though. My boss spent around $10k on two TEA Parties, here and Texarkana, and the "fundraisers" at the two local headquarters were able to raise a whoppin' $1600 to help defray the $10k. He's pissed.

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  43. I understand why you are doing it CBT.

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  44. Okay, I just went baqck and read the comments on a couple of recent posts. RQ's red piss story was fuckin' hilarious. Dirtyhater nailed it when he said this is probably the weirdest site on the web. Pulling pipe cleaners from a dog's ass, DG being even better at being a bitch than RQ ever was. I kinda missed you fuckin' freaks.

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  45. Val's husband may be going to Afghanistan (colonel in the Guard) for 9 months.

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  46. Uh oh. Is she still planning on getting a divorce?

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  47. Yeah. It ain't a bad thing he's goin'. That'll put off the divorce for close to a year. She's made up her mind to marry me and I'm afraid I can't escape this time. I have got it figured out how to marry her and keep Rudy on the side, though.

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  48. And how do you plan on doing that?

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  49. I'm not runnin' real hard because Valarie makes close to $200k a year and she spoils me rotten.

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  50. That's a hell of a deal. What does she do?

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  51. Val will live in Bentonville during the week, me here. She'll come here around noon Friday, stay til early Monday morning. I usually go to STL to fuck Rudy on Wednesday night, come back Thursday evening, twice a month. Since I travel all over north central Arkansas for my job, I have decent freedom of movement.

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  52. Seems like you hatched quite the plan CBT, nice job.

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  53. She's a department head at Wal-Mart Corporate.

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  54. She's also a pretty bitch for 49.

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  55. Cool. Hey, weren't you going to send in a pic of you back when you were younger?

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  56. That plan was easy. Try bein' married and fuckin' your secretary while your wife babysits her kids.

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  57. Spurs, I was. With all the shit goin' on lately, getting that pick digitzed didn't make the list. I'll do that when I get caught up, though. I have hair down to my shoulders and Elton John glasses in it.

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  58. Actually it was fun. Rotten, but fun.

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  59. Thats why I like CBT, he reminds me of that Tucker Max guy.

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  60. Spurs, I just took a picture of that picture and texted it to you. It ain't good enough to post but you'll get a laugh. It's me and Val on her prom night.

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  61. I hadn't even killed anyone yet.

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  62. The phone thing wasn't intentional.

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  63. I know dude. It was a joke anyway. I know there phones weren't even invented yet when you were young. Settle down.

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  64. Val's already made friends with Big Momma. I'm soooo screwed.

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  65. Funny. They were invented, they just had cranks on the side.

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  66. Yeah. Big Momma's on Val's side. I guess if I gotta give up my freedom a woman with a $200k income, a Mercedes and a bunch of Wal_Mart stock who can cook and bake and thinks my dick is made of gold who be who to give it up for.

    She's the only age appropriate woman I could be with, though, only because I was so crazy about her back in the days of my youth.

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  67. With Rudy it's fuck, eat dinner, go shopping, fuck, sleep awhile, fuck, sleep some more, eat breakfast, fuck and then I leave.

    I actually enjoy Val when we're not fucking. Kinda nice for a change.

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  68. I bet she has a ton of stock. Hold onto that CBT. You have a breadwinner.

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  69. I'm sure if you explained it to Val that way she'd be cool with you still banging the slave.

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  70. If you haven't started watching that Boardwalk Empire, you should CBT.

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  71. Val knows about Rudy. I told her I'd run Rudy off the day her divorce was final.

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  72. I saw the promo for that. I just might start. Right now the only series I'm paying attention to is "Sons Of Anarchy".

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  73. I've convinced Val I can't leave Mountain Home because of my folks. I could actually just do the radio show (starts the second Monday in January), quit selling advertising and go to raisin' cattle full time. Fire up the "Rockin' Double R Cattle Company".

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  74. There's an idea. Or if you marry her, you could both retire and take it easy.

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  75. I'm sure she has a shit ton of stock.

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  76. If we retire then she'd be around all the time.

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  77. I don't know how much stock she has. She does have two kids in college and one starting soon. That's probably eaten a lot of that up.

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  78. It is a good point. I need my solitude a few days a week.

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  79. I'm gonna crash. I'm still pretty weak. Maybe when I get up in the morning, I'll see where RQ has shit something Chartruese.

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  80. I do feel good enough to take a toke or two before I go to bed, though.

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  81. Hey, later on CBT. Glad you stopped by man, it was nice seeing how you are doing. Don't be such a stranger.

    And it's always a good time for a toke. Or twenty.

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  82. Good weed, too. My cousin excells.

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  83. I'm kinda getting to like the idea of bein' a DJ/gentleman farmer.

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  84. That's a good deal. And your show starts the second week of January? Cool.

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  85. What kind of show are you going to do?

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  86. Tough loss this week spurs. she only had 8 playing. Romo killed you.

    Braves are trying to make a series of it.

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  87. He did. And I'm watching that game now.

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  88. cbt...he sure has a face for radio.

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  89. And the second leading receiver with catches (Mark Clayton, that was a good pick up by me), blew out his knee yesterday and is out for the season.

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  90. That's cool he's getting his own show.

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  91. So long Bobby Cox

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  92. That's cool the crowd is chatting Bobby now. They should have started that in the 8th inning.

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  93. cool of the giants to tip their hats to him also

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  94. Well, I'll be back in about 20 minutes. I need to run down the road.

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  95. Yeah, that was cool too. I'm glad he came back out of the dugout.

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  96. Farve should have retired, he looks like an old man out there

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  97. You ever heard of a website called MYP2P.EU? You can watch damn near any sporting event there is on it live. Some connections are even high def

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  98. you have to download software on some of them. Some are bit torrents, other are shit i never heard of.

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  99. I put it on the redzone channel on sundays, jumps from game to game. I guess the euros get away with stealing propritery shit for some reason.

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  100. Nice, farve sets another record, most fumbles in a career

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  101. I hadn't heard of that site. I just bookmarked it, thanks.

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  102. No problem. He's really sucking

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