Friday, October 1, 2010

Parrot arrested in Columbia



Where was Lorenzo when I needed him? Prick. If he ends up in prison, I guarantee Avery is going to try to rape him.

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  1. Yay Astrid! Where have you been doll? Missed ya.

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  2. Any big plans this weekend Queen Bee?

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  3. I wonder if that dude is still alive? I know he had a lot of assassins.

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  4. Naw, i heard black CBT fried him and ate him with some collard greens.

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  5. Spurs: Hi there! Not really, just my son's game tomorrow and then Sunday Goatee and I are painting our bedroom :) What about you?

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  6. I'm trading Cocoa for a parrot. Rolling over and shaking my hand is just not enough.

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  7. Painting your bedroom? Sweet. And I'm not too sure kinkyb!tch, I'm going to go see Wall Street 2 I think. Maybe tonight.

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  8. Aren't you going to the launch party?

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  9. Cocoa still hasn't run off? Surprising.

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  10. Well Saturday I'm going to go DG. I wonder what is going to be launched?

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  11. the lamasrichie website. Even though it was already launched. Maybe you can bring your spock figurine?

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  12. What year are you going to have your launch party?

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  13. Good question. Probably when the dinosaurs come back to earth.

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  14. Have you heard of I can't believe it's not butter spray?

    How is it no calories? It tastes just like butter. Is it because such a small spray doesn't equal a calorie? That is my guess. But there are 1130 sprays. That has to equal something.

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  15. That's a mystery. There should be a team of scientists on that case.

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  16. I am currently the only scientist working on this. In the ingredients there is soybean oil and sweet cream buttermilk. There has to be some fat and calories in that.

    If I gain a pound from drowning my 100 calorie popcorn in this, I am suing.

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  17. Sounds like a winner. Oz will take the case.

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  18. My friend Google just gave me the answer. My suspicion was correct. It has less than a calorie so they can count that as zero. It's a marketing scheme. But it's still not so bad. 25 sprays is only 20 calories.

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  19. How many sprays do you usually put in your popcorn?

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  20. Probably about 20 or so total. I can handle 120 calorie popcorn. It tastes just as good as movie theater popcorn and doesn't make me feel sick.

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  21. It tastes good. Are you one of those people that adds butter to your popcorn at the movies? That butter machine is so unnecessary. I blame movie theaters for obesity. They should post a picture of Drew next to that buttery oil to stop people from making the mistakes he did. Well, at least one of his mistakes.

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  22. I could drink the stuff that comes out of that butter machine at the theaters... I have to have a ton on my popcorn.

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  23. That's funny DG. And yes, the last time I went to the movies, a lot of butter was put on the popcorn.

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  24. Hey EV, I ran 3 miles today, did laundry, washed my car, did the dishes, etc. What did you do? Lay sheet rock and smoke weed with your Jose and Javier?

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  25. Well, I imagine my job (not hanging sheet rock) does require much more effort than doing laundry, washing the car or doing dishes.

    That wasn't a shot at you, by the way. Just generally saying, you don't need to count calories if you work out.

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  26. But I did enjoy my buttered popcorn without the worries of roaches crawling in it. Yep EV, I live the good life.

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  27. Oh and, if you pop pills, don't even try and slam someone for smoking weed.

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  28. I do work out and have been counting calories since I was 14. It's a habit. I don't work on Friday's.

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  29. I mean, I wouldn't even list some of those things as very demanding physical activities.

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  30. Since when do I pop pills? I barely even drink.

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  31. What exactly do you do, DG? Since you seem so eager to slam my profession, which you clearly misread.

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  32. I didn't count it as physical activities other than running. But it does count as getting off my ass. Maybe you could get off your ass and clean so you don't have cockroaches climbing on you nightly?

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  33. I 'used' to live off a golf course, sweetheart. Cleaning won't do shit about that.

    As far as getting off my ass? I do pretty well daily, even days when I don't work.

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  34. It's none of your business what I do. But I can tell you I work 25 hours a week and still take monthly vacations. So my pay and lifestyle are looking pretty good right now.

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  35. Really? My parents live on a golf course too. They had that issue when they first moved in. They remodeled and never had a proble again. Maybe fix up your parents shack that you grew up in and it wouldn't be a problem.

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  36. So in other words, your not near proud enough to disclose, because it's not that impressive.

    My Mom takes monthly vacations, too. They're cheap when you work for the airline, or any other related field. Of course, she'd never boast about being able to leave the city as a mark of her career status.

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  37. But I am amused. Just like a typical female, you dodge career questions while dropping hints that you may be some type of big baller.

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  38. I don't work in the airline industry. I used to. I left because the pay sucks which is probably why your mom lives in a roach infested home.

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  39. My Mom travels monthly, DG. Don't you remember? That makes her big time, according to your standards.

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  40. I never claimed to be a big baller. But I do claim to live comfortably. I could work more if I wanted but I choose not to. I like me time more. I work to live and not live to work.

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  41. Once again, I never said I was big time. But working 25 hour work weeks and affording to have your bills paid and still get small getaways isn't so bad. You can try to rip me apart for that if you want. Good luck.

    And who gives a shit about your mom. What does that have to do with you? Why are you bringing your mother into this? Is this 3rd grade? My parents travel all the time too. They are retired and living roachless.

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  42. Are you that shortsighted? You brought my mom into this, stupid bitch.

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  43. And lets not start back-peddling now. You damn well know you threw out that vacation shit as a means to show off your lifestyle. I just don't find it the least bit impressive.

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  44. "Of course, traveling don't mean shit if you still have a shitty white trash Phoenix mindset."

    Can you define this or are you just rambling the first words that come to your mind? You bore me.

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  45. You are the one bringing up your mom works for an airline. As if I would remember such useless information. And your mom takes vacations. Big fucking deal.

    Is your life impressive, EV? You sit around and smoke weed all day and make about $12 an hour if they need you. That, sweetheart, is not impressive.

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  46. It's defined every time your exercise your fingers.

    And, please. Enough with this 'you bore me' shit, as if anyone here wants or cares to keep within your pathetically short attention span. Why don't you ever follow through with leaving the site, since you've spent, what? Months now popping in to say how it's bombing or boring. Why don't you just leave? Things carried on just fine when you acted like you were going to.

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  47. Cut the shit, DG. You reveal as little about yourself as possible because you want to maintain a image you've casted out, which is anything but the truth. I'm not living a fantasy, so I don't sugar coat shit.

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  48. Tell me what about smoking weed is any less productive that the endless hours you spend on a site you claim to be void of entertainment?

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  49. Sorry EV. You are dull. Your lack of personality is also defined everytime you exercise your fingers. My attention span is longer for someone who is funny or interesting. You are lacking in both of those traits.

    If anything, things would carry on without you here. Nobody would even notice if you never commented again. Just like if you decided to jump off a bridge. The only person that would notice would be the hungry roaches and your drug dealer.

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  50. Personality? You wouldn't know what one was if it presented itself in the form of discounted vacation that no one else cared to be on.

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  51. I only spend time on here in my down time and when nothing is going on at work. I didn't comment on here for a week dipshit. I've just been laying low since Tuesday which is why I'm here.

    And the site is void of entertainment when you comment.

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  52. Was that supposed to be funny EV? Your comedy is one level below Drew's.

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  53. You haven't a comedy gene in you, DG. I don't know why you, of all people, bother mentioning.

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  54. I like how you act like your life is significant to so many people. How old are you, again? Aren't you single?

    Well, as long as you have stories about rich and powerful men hitting on you to sleep on, I guess.

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  55. I don't understand this image thing. I'm not trying to have any image on here. The thing is I don't give a shit. How come you have never submitted a picture EV?

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  56. How are all my cuntlings doing today? What up slunts?

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  57. I'm sure you don't give a shit. It shows.

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  58. What's up Fl Anonymous? I'm here enjoying this battle between EV and DG. What are you up to man?

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  59. You don't give a shit so much, you keep slithering back when no one was calling your name.

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  60. What makes you think I'm single? Because I don't throw all my business out there?

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  61. You have to understand DG.. Eazy V is nothing but a buzz kill. The person you don't want to have at your party.

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  62. I like having EV around here Fl Anonymous.

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  63. Not much Spurz. Taking it easy tonight. Ducks Stanford game tomorrow night should be awesome.

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  64. I don't think anyone has ever wondered where you were or why you weren't commenting. You don't provide the site any entertainment. You are a thread killer.

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  65. Exactly, anon. Know it all buzz killer. They are the worst.

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  66. I dropped Felix Jones the other day. Cowboys have a bye this week. You think there going to start running that dude more or what?

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  67. I guess EV ran to his mommy crying again. Typical.

    Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

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  68. And you provide us so much entertainment, DG. I mean, how could we have lasted without the awesome pictures you've submitted?

    I know the site sure as hell would never be the same without the same nagging voice commenting on the Spurs' caption every post.

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  69. Well, there DG goes and proves me wrong. Here she is thinking her comments are actually offensive. That is some damn good comedy right there.

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  70. Later, cuntlings.<-----I just wanted to use tha in a sentence.

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  71. Gosh, not the roaches! I'll have to forward your comments to whoever is living there now.

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  72. Kb does that too. But I guess that is not nagging because she doesn't point out how dreadfully boring you are.

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  73. Kb is a beloved member. There is a difference.

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  74. DG, why don't you sell out the seats with another picture of yours? Surely we want to see anti-obama man pt. 2.

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  75. EV,

    Did you ever notice that when you are talking to someone their eyes start glazing over? It's not the weed, you are just that boring.

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  76. I didn't tell spurs to post that. I never even left a comment.

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  77. C'mon, DG. I'm sure you can brew up a show stopper in that dense, bland head of yours.

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  78. Cause we all know, when the site is carrying on with sports, what we really want to hear is DG point out how boring sports are. I'm not so sure everyone agrees with you.

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  79. The comments are what make posts interesting. Talking about sports can only go so far.

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  80. True, the comments are what makes the posts interesting.

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  81. EV,

    Your life consists of smoking weed, supporting illegals, and watching sports. That's it. You don't have a real job and you live with your parents. Isn't your license suspended right now, too? So it's the city bus for you. You make Drew look like a winner in life.

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  82. I don't have a real job? Again, we go back to whatever it is they pay you to do. I'm sure a trained monkey could do the same.

    As far as supporting the illegals? Let's not even open that can of worms, as you don't really even have a dog in that race. Your commentary could be absorbed by watching an hour of Faux.

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  83. What I like reading is when Oz talks shit to spurs or kb has some crazy story, rq talks shit whether it be about me or anyone here, anything anon says and stuff like that. They make me laugh. EV, you don't. Even cbt is more interesting than you.

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  84. Funny, the exact same could be said about you. No lie.

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  85. In fact, as boring as you claim CBT to be, I sure hear far more people wondering where he is. They must not know entertainment, right DG?

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  86. Open a can of worms? Everything that you ever comment on illegals sounds like you copy and pasted a sentence but never can follow up because you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

    Everything from you is...

    I doubt the illegals can do this or I don't think they can get away with that. Everything is speculation with no facts. It's just stuff in your head. Maybe if you were a bit more open minded you would see reality instead of just listening to what your mom says as she is making you a bowl of cherio's.

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  87. I don't claim cbt to be boring EV. See how smart you are? I claim that cbt's stories are far from true. I would much rather read a fictional story than someone who has no story at all.

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  88. Speculation? You didn't post shit for proof when I requested it. You made a bunch of baseless claims that are shared by every pandering right wing media outlet. You really have not a fucking clue what you're talking about.

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  89. And yes, people did wonder where I was so nice try at lying EV. They actually emailed me the comments.

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  90. Every response I had was met with yet another baseless claim. The defense mechanism for someone who truly doesn't have a fucking clue and are just regurgitating senseless drivel.

    DG, are you a self-hater? Because you seem to be hitting your own bland life right on the head.

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  91. Really? Didn't you say that illegal immigrants can't get food stamps? Since you only write facts I was wondering if you could back this up.

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  92. Everything you said was baseless. I only answered with facts. Facts that I can actually back up.

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  93. EV, I think you have been smoking too much and your head is spinning. You are not making too much sense. Just rambling again.

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  94. I said they couldn't just roll up and apply. They can get ANYTHING, the question was whether or not they're abusing social programs enough to represent the majority of people abusing them.

    Simply saying that some are abusing these programs is not what the discussion was about.

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  95. I think you mistake comments flying over your empty skull as not making sense. I'm making perfect sense.

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  96. Good thing you don't smoke, though. You'd have a hell of a battle with memory loss. I didn't see statistics backing all of your claims.

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  97. That's exactly what the conversation was about. ILLEGALS collecting government assistance. And you say they can't just roll up and apply? They can. Just like a legal citizen. While there illegal husband is out working under the table the illegal wife spends her day at DES collecting food stamps from our country.

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  98. You are changing your comments EV. Now you say they can get ANYTHING. But being illegal and collecting isn't abusing our system that is already strained?

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  99. EV,

    I'm sorry I don't have time to carry on with your illegal opinions. The FACT since that is what you want to hear is that they are ILLEGAL. How much more clear can that be?

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  100. Now please follow up with your statistics on illegals using our tax money to eat and get healthcare and working for cash only is good for our economy.

    Maybe we should just eliminate all of the border patrol and use that money to feed the mexicans.

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  101. The problem is you clearly did not grasp what I was saying, and you've created a counter argument that has nothing to do with what I was saying. Never once did I say or hint that I support illegals. If you can't get over that hump, then feel free to continue arguing with yourself.

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  102. How exactly is 1070 a fix? Explain that to me.

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  103. Hmm...well I'm off to my painfully boring life. We can't all be single, old and lonely.

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  104. If people didn't make such a habit of jumping the border 1070 wouldn't need to exist. But I do find it hilarious how you are backing down on supporting illegals. The only reason you say that now is because you are backed in a corner with no real facts to base your hearsay opinions on.

    Carry on if you like and continue to make an ass of yourself. Or maybe just go back to football since that is the only thing your useless brain can focus on.

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  105. What I think should happen is illegals should not be able to rent or buy a home, not be provided with healthcare and food stamps, and not be able to get a car or license unless they are legal. If caught in the country illegally they should be sent back to the country they came from and whatever possessions they owned here should be sold to pay for their bus ticket or flight back.

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  106. All their possessions sold? Pretty ruthless DG.

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  107. Their anchor babies will be sold into slavery unless they pay a tax fee. like how coyotes do it

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  108. Some might consider that extreme DG.

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  109. Have a good time DG. What was her last movie?

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  110. Abandoned. So far its not so great

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  111. That stinks. Ledger went out with a masterpiece.

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  112. She doesn't look healthy and it looks like she had some lip injections. She looks better natural.

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  113. She does look better natural. She'll live on in King of the Hill too.

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  114. Hey spurs, you ever watch Lingerie Football? Apparently it's on MTV2 every week. These girls hit pretty hard. All that skin exposed must cause some serious rug burns

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  115. I never supported illegals. Just another counter argument you've created in hopes of winning an argument you don't know shit about.

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  116. It's different. They try hard. Odd looking, helmets shoulder pads and teeny panties.

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  117. OZ better be ready for the ass kicking I'm going to unleash this week.

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  118. I think drew held up my trade til after i play him this week

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  119. I'm still going to whip his ass even with 3 of my highest scoreers off this week

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  120. I don't think she'll change them.

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  121. She shouldn't have played then

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  122. Ev, make up your mind. Either against illegals or for them. And you say idk what I'm talking about. One minute you say illegals can't get government assistance and now they can. Are u confused?

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  123. Ev, if you didn't drop out of high school and were more convincing and more charismatic, I would say politics would be a career choice for you.

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  124. I've never been for illegals. I agree with building a fence (as elementary as that sounds) if that is the only way we can stop the flow. I think businesses who hire illegals should be taking the most heat in these immigration laws, as they are the source of the problem. I also think all limitations on businesses inquiring about citizenship status for new hires should be completely lifted.

    I don't think we should be giving cops more leniency in sustaining your rights because of a hunch that you may be in the country illegally.

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  125. QB should at least consider a trade with me for BMarsh if she isn't going to pay attention to her team.

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  126. Just drop the shit. If all you gathered from my comments were support for illegals, than it really shows how out of touch with the debate you were.

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  127. I never changed my view. You apparently can't comprehend much with your selective reading.

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  128. zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

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  129. so whats going on in your weekend spurs?

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  130. You are the one who is confused. I only argued that they aren't the primary drain after the notion that "things are bad enough" that we need 1070. Advocates of 1070 can't even claim that it will make a dent in immigration, anyway.

    All these arguments stem from whether or not 1070 is right. If you lost touch with that, that is not my problem.

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  131. Ev, you are out of touch with your own mind. you are by far in the top 5 most stupidpeople I have ever encountered in my entire life.

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  132. You can't even comprehend the argument, much less debate the subject matter.

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  133. I think you lost sight of the fact that I am against illegals because they are illegal and should be arrested just as I should be if I broke the law

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  134. I never lost sight of anything. Your stance is predictable and clear as day.

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  135. I know my opinion on illegals is clear as day because I don't change my words around like you.

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  136. boring. im gonna write up proposals.

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  137. I think because the people we elect and send to DC have no balls, AZ should be congradulated for standing up and doing something about a problem they should not have to deal with.

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  138. Why don't you stop doing drugs? Clearly they have affected your frontal lobes
    I wonder when your mom will submit you to that show intervention and kick you out
    Actually I blame your life on your mom since she stayed a gate agent and never made a better life for You. I'm sorry.

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  139. You may not like the path AZ is taking, but at least they are not ignoring the issue like the feds.

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  140. Unlike you, my Mom has a real job with the airline. I found it funny when you said the airline doesn't pay much, and that's why you left. What you really meant to say is, they didn't pay you much. Because you were an expendable peon shuffling with the lower ranks. That's OK, though.

    As far as your other comment, you know it really does entertain me when an idiot who knows they're wrong attempts to attack me because I smoke pot. That little red herring is doing nothing for you.

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  141. DH, a lot of states are taking action against illegal immigration, yet aren't under the same fire as AZ. Maybe it's because they aren't adamant about adding a part that really doesn't do much for the immigration problem.

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  142. The part, of course, that the Feds sued them over.

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  143. Your mom is Doug Parker? As for drugs, I think one should refrain once their thought process is affected. Also, I was a flight attendant cuz I liked to fly. It was never for the money only for the spontaneity.

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  144. A lot of states don't share a border with AZ. It seems everytime a state or city tries to pass a law, the ACLU sues. States don't have millions of dollars to fight lawsuits. There have been several laws attempted to be passed here including not renting to illegals, fines for employers and so on and they get shot down cause of law suits. The feds need to act but it ain't gonna happen.

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  145. since robbing a bank is a federal crime, should only the fbi be the ones to pursue and arrest?

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  146. Only if the robbers look Mexican. All other races will be arrested by the police.

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  147. I agree with DG on this issue. The people that are here illegaly need to be sent the fuck home. How do you argue for someone that is breaking the law? EV, I bet you are the type of person that argues that murderers shoudln't be blamed for what they do, it must be their parents fault for how they raised them? Give me a fucking break.

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  148. Anonymous:

    Not a lot man. What are your plans this weekend?

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  149. did you hear rick sanchez got fired from cnn for calling jon stewart a bigot? rick sanchez...the murderer.

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  150. also looks like jon stewart has some pull.

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  151. I admit I never really watched anything with him.

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  152. Guess the networks are run by Jews if he got fired for that?

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  153. i think jon should run for some sort of office.

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  154. dont jews run cnn?

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  155. You think he should run for office Anonymous?

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  156. And where's my pic from kb Spurs? You holding out on me man?

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  157. yeah. i think he would make a good senator or something.

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  158. yeah. she lives here.

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  159. so did you not like san antonio, 2d?

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  160. So that's not 2 far for me to stalk someone I guess.

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  161. Not really Anon, it's a nice town, but a bit boring for me.

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  162. so you decided to move back to h-town?

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  163. I'm back in Houston. At least for a while, but I'll be going back to SA every couple of weeks.

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  164. you should have networked with spurs. but he would have taken you to clubs where the women pee standing up. hahaha.

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  165. After the video he posted, I'm not 2 sure about Spurs now.

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  166. Still can't believe that didn't end up on the dirty. I figured Nik would have fun with that one.

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  167. ive been eyeing san antonio as a place to move but im trying to get info on that place from people who have lived there.

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  168. spurs has a challenger from houston for that video.

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  169. and its a pretty good challenge.

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  170. I'm sure Nik thought about posting it 2dirty4u.

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  171. If you are married with kids, SA would be a nice place. But if you are single, I'd say check out Dallas first! You agree Spurs?

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  172. I haven't been to Dallas too many times, but it seems like a nice place. I just like how laid back San Antonio is.

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  173. I'll probably end up in Dallas within the year. Fun city, and has some of the best looking women.

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  174. i will post the challenger here in a bit.

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