Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Anderson Cooper is Badass



I was going to try to write something smart (like I'd like to chunk a rock at DG sometimes), but I'll skip the smartass line and say this:

1)Is an awful situation

2)Pretty cool on Anderson Cooper's part.

108 comments:

  1. Thanks for the heads up on this DG. I was just playing about wanting to fire a rock at you. It would be a grenade.

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  2. did you know gloria vanderbilt is his mom?

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  3. Yeah, I had read that before. That's pretty interesting.

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  4. And I've seen that Dr. Sunjay Gupta actually doing some shit over there too.

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  5. Oh the things I would do to this man...

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  6. You'd have to be a man first Streets.

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  7. I find him incredibly sexy as well.
    Why is it that gay men sometimes really turn me on?

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  8. I'm just trying to give you a dose of reality Streets.

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  9. of course anderson is gay. who else would wear a dolce and gabbana suit while reporting from the hurricane katrina aftermath?

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  10. I am willing to bet money that if he found Elfie and I naked in his bed he would not run shrug and turn on ESPN.
    Just sayin.

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  11. no. he would turn on anderson 360.

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  12. "of course anderson is gay. who else would wear a dolce and gabbana suit while reporting from the hurricane katrina aftermath?"

    Great point.

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  13. I wonder if he is a top or a bottom? If he's a top we have a chance to convert him cause they aren't as deeply rooted gay as bottoms.

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  14. I think he is a top, for sure. Being a bottom gets too messy, I do not think he would like that.

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  15. i think andersons funniest (or one of) moments is when he sat in for regis and he bagged on the lohans.

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  16. I never saw that. It was good? It would be hard to beat Letterman when he schooled that goofball Spencer Pratt.

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  17. aw man...i loved it when letterman bagged on spencer. that was great. heres where anderson makes fun of living lohan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAqW4W9yV0A

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  18. Cool, thanks. When I get home, I'll watch it. I'm on a different computer, have no speakers on this one.

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  19. still working on that packard bell? or is it the tandy?

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  20. No, that computer has been retired. I'm getting a new one tomorrow. I'm next door where my boss's husband works.

    I'm finally being upgraded my friend. They just have to take all the shit I had on the piece of crap one, and transfer it to the new one.

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  21. wow. are you getting a pentium 2? im jealous.

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  22. did you ever see the first apple computer?

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  23. anderson cooper butt raped that boy later on in the day

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  24. here it is: http://alysonstrother.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/apple.jpg

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  25. That's a pretty awesome computer. My dad had a huge computer when I was growing up, it took up a shit ton of space. I used to play this cheesy football game on it.

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  26. And I don't think Anderson "butt raped" that kid later on in the day.

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  27. AC is hardcore. We need to send him to Afghanistan and I bet he'll bring Bin Laden back Spurs..

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  28. Anderson Cooper isn't really gay is he?

    What is gay is even paying attention he had a Dolce & Gabanna suit on.

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  29. Yeah he is DG, but he's a gay badass though

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  30. You know if this was Geraldo rescuing the boy instead I would say it was completely staged. I could see Geraldo running off camera, throwing the brick, and then come in for the rescue.

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  31. Would you turn gay for him Francis? If he asked nicely?

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  32. I know......Geraldo is a phony. I remember as a kid watching his prime time special on Capone's vault......wasn't shit in there. Thanks for nothing Geraldo.

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  33. yeah, Francis, I was wondering the same thing as DG earlier.
    What if I asked nicely? With a tie on?

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  34. If I was forced to be gay, I'd pick AC. Problem is I don't think I would want to be a bottom.....not that a top is much better though.

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  35. I used to work in that building.

    Didn't he give some location out while he was in Iraq?

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  36. My answer to you KB is always yes....with tie

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  37. I'm not sure about that DG, but it wouldn't suprise me.

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  38. Francis:

    He probably would bring Bin Laden back.

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  39. I will make it a priority to go out and buy one million ties today then.

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  40. DG:

    Geraldo would somehow end up getting hit by the rock, just like he got hit by the chair.

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  41. Spurs, AC can do it all. I'd vote for him for President

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  42. I hope Barkley runs for President one day Francis. I think he'll run for governor of Alabama sometime in the next decade.

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  43. I'd probably only need 4 KB.....no clip ons, that's not how I roll

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  44. DG, KB... I need advice. I'm looking at houses down there in the next 2 weeks and want to know where I should look, reasonably priced in a decent area. Any tips?

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  45. That was funny when Geraldo got hit in the nose with the chair... oh man I used to love to watch his show and Sally Jesse Rafael

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  46. Streets:

    Trying to move away from the crackheads?

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  47. We just need all former athletes and movie stars representing every form of government spurs. Hell we have had already had Jesse the Body and the Terminator, why not Sir Charles. Maybe Iverson could turn Baltimore around

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  48. Streets:

    It was funny. I mean, what was he expecting?

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  49. It depends on what side of town you want to be on and how far away from civilization you are willing to go.

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  50. I don't think anyone can turn around Baltimore.

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  51. Just get a trailor Streets and park it on whatever part of town you want.

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  52. Spurs,

    There are plenty of crack heads in the phoenix area as well.

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  53. Spurs, did you used to watch The Wire? That show was awesome man.

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  54. Yeah, that show was bad ass Francis. The ending was sweet too.

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  55. Wait! I forgot, I am mad at Francis for his indiscretion yesterday. No ties for you, Mr. Begbie. At least for a few hours.

    yeah, Elf, I am with Deeg. Where in the Valley of the Sun? And are you okay with a short sale or foreclosed home?

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  56. There is this neighborhood I was in that all the houses were probably built in the past 5 years. Not huge, just average size. But right in the middle of the neigborhood are one block of old single wide trailers. To make it look even trashier one trailer has their sofa, loveseat, and coffee table outside. Also they have one of those mechanical single beds with an umbrella over the top of it.

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  57. DG, do you think that trailor with the sofa could have been CBT's winter home?

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  58. I cannot repeat it, it will send me into a downward spiral of tears like it did yesterady. Spurs will also point at the screen and laugh at me again as well.

    Dg, where is that trailer? I want to buy it for CBT so he can join the rest of the snowbirds we have.

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  59. Yes it probably was. I did see a whole bunch of kids running around.

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  60. No kinkyb!tch, I was curled up in the fetal position crying right along with you.

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  61. I would never live in a trailor Francis... never.

    I would like to live somewhere not out in the boonies... I hate driving on the freeway and I hate traffic. I also hate cookie cutter stucco homes. THe school my kids would go to is in Downtown Phoenix

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  62. It is in N Phoenix. I tried to take a picture of it with my phone but my camera phone sucks. Next time I'm over there I will get a pic of cbt's home.

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  63. Pleae tell me they will be getting a variance to go to school there. Cause you do not want to live there, trust the native.

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  64. Maybe you could just move in with RQ. You two seem to get along real well. RQ would make a good nanny to your kids.....she seems very motherly.

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  65. It's a chapter of the school they go to now... not a public school.

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  66. The houses are nice and cheap in southwest phoenix but it seems like you hear about more crime in that area on news more than anywhere else.

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  67. yeah, and they have new builds right across the street from the old ghetto homes, but they are not all cookie cutter models. They all are stucco though, sorry.

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  68. If you go to Tempe or Mesa you can take the light rail and listen to the sexbot voice tell you what stop you are at.

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  69. I would look into Peoria, but you will have to use the freeway to get to downtown. Or Grand, the 17 going south in the AM can be a pain, depending what time you get on.

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  70. I actually found a house I like in Peoria, I don't mind the freeway that much I guess.

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  71. no idea? I know nothing. The only reason I am not that afraid of the freeways anymore is I have navi in my car now... which got me lost somewhat recently so maybe I shouldnt depend on that too much haha

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  72. email me the cross streets/area.
    I don't care if I have to use the freeways, but I can imagine it making for an early AM if you have kid's to get to school before you get to work.

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  73. Getting lost in Phoenix is next to impossible. They did a good job with the number streets and avenues out here. Unless you go to Sun City. I still can't find my way around there. All the streets go in circles there.

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  74. .. Spurs.

    I haven't even seen what happened in the earthquake

    I watch the news all of the time, but I can't stomach it

    . I don't even know what happened =/

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  75. Sun City annoys me too. And what is up with that city called Youngtown? It is like 2 blocks wide and 3 blocks long? WTF? Why even seperate it from SC or El Mirage? Actually, El Mirage should be combined as well. I don't think anyone ever thought that homes would be built that far out. I know that was major boondocks when I was a kid.

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  76. Tucson is weird that aside from midtown the streets are not on a grid pattern and they end abruptly and start somewhere else. They loop and change names too.

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  77. I sent you a link to the MLS KB.

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  78. Pam:

    Well, the earth shook like a seizure and then buildings collapsed and people died. Yes, I'm a seismologist.

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  79. I'm not sure of the road but have you ever been to that Burger King that looks new in the middle of nowhere somewhere near El Mirage? It is so out of place.

    I used to go to the Youngtown fireworks display with my family before they canceled it a couple years back. I was surprised they could afford such a nice one.

    I still have to call my mom sometimes when I turn into a different area of Sun City to try and find their house. It is truly a maze driving through there.

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  80. Yeah, I know which one you mean. It is Olive, no? Sometimes at night when I drive to my sister's house (she lives in Litchfield Park) I feel bad, cause you know it is like a robber's paradise. That and the QT you see before the BK, although there is more light around the QT than the BK.

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  81. DG,
    Sun City sounds like that part in European Vacation:
    "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliment"

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  82. I love that movie! But the first one is my favorite. They actually decided to design some streets like that out here which is confusing since us americans are not used to such a thing. It's accidents just waiting to happen.

    Here is a look at Sun City:

    http://www.phoenixhomeremodeling365.com/uploaded_images/sun_city_home_remodeling-750131.jpg

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  83. Jesus, that city planner needs to be shot DG.

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  84. Francis,

    Remember the first Vacation when they got off at the wrong exit in stl? I remember when I was little my parents did the same exact thing.

    Why is it whenever you get lost in an unfamiliar city it is always in the worst part of town?

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  85. DG,
    Yeah it was in East St. Louis I think. I actually have a couple of customers down there and I make sure I have a full tank of gas when visiting them.

    It's even a little scary during the day.....people just "hangin out" on the street corners, all the street signs are turned the wrong way, it's real easy to get lost.

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  86. He loves raping poor little third world in need children. Thats why he is alright in my book, right Gay Spurs?

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  87. "Francis Begbie said...

    AC is hardcore. We need to send him to Afghanistan and I bet he'll bring Bin Laden back Spurs..."

    If we really wanted Bin Laden, all we'd have to do fork out a million to the Spetnez, or whoever actually controls them now.

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  89. CBT said...
    In '81 or '82 we had people taken hostage in Lebanon, so did the Soviets. Our guy was held like 7 years, The Soviets sent two Spetznez into Beruit, they took the uncle of the leader of the group holding their people and cut his balls off. They sent him home, nadless, with a note pinned to his shirt that read, "We will do this to one member of your family every day for the next week, unless you release our people. After that, two a day, week three, three a day". The Soviets had their folks 6 hours later.

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  90. I had to seriously edit that last comment, I have a terrible case of Sam Adams and marijuana induced Pelicanitis.

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  91. "SPURS FAN said...

    You referring to Manson?"

    Yeah. If you can find footage of that interview, watch it. When Manson said that to Geraldo, Geraldo shit his pants a little. You can see it on his face.

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  92. When that interview was done, Charlie still could've really had that done. Geraldo seriously goes pale and shits a little.

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  93. When I have time later, I'll watch it.

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  94. Manson was one of the evil ogres of my childhood. The others were Kruschev, Mao Tse Tung, Castro, Ho Chi Mhin, Martin Luther King, Jr. and richard Nixon.

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  95. Spurs, look it up. The revered Negro was Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

    If you're talking about why he's on the list, explaination: We white folks in the South tend to like black folks one on one, but we aren't that sympathetic to them as a group. The reverse is true in Cali and liberal places like that.

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  96. "we was gonna have to spend a whole lotta capital on farm machinery to replace our dark brethren"

    Hillbilly speak at it's finest.

    Especially the first three words.

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