Arm Candy: Tell her she’s gorgeous on the regular. There’s not a girl who doesn’t want to feel beautiful. If she feels stunning in your eyes, she’ll let you gaze away, even at the parts she’d normally hide.
You-nique: When there’s no one else around, and it’s just the two of you talking, tell her you never met a girl like her before. If she thinks you mean it, she’ll turn to mush. Then follow it up with a kiss.
Outfitted: Always compliment what she’s wearing. This won’t just make her feel pretty in the moment, it’ll also help her know what you have an eye for and that you appreciate the way she conveys her personal style.
Laugh Factory: If you find her jokes funny, and you laugh along at the right parts, she’ll know you get her sense of humor. That’s a sexy meeting of the minds.
Be Chivalrous: Simple gestures show a gal that you want to give her your all. Sure, these moves might just be a façade when you first start dating, but deep down inside, she’ll know you’re considerate, well-mannered, and want to treat her right.
This is in response of kinkyb!tch getting her dating advice off yahoo. So I decided to come up with different ways to compliment a woman. Nah, I'm just playing. I don't what I'm doing. I read these tips off thefrisky.com.
3 Ben Franklins don't hurt anything either. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeletea tie and hands around your neck don't hurt anything either. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite question from women is, "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?". I always say, "Honey, it ain't the jeans".
ReplyDeleteI spent most of 25 years in a tie, never again.
ReplyDeleteAnd You-nique is a black girl a buddy of mine used to date.
ReplyDeletei want the tie put on me, Ceebs. Not you to wear it. Doofus.
ReplyDeleteI've neer asked that question before... ever. If you think you look fat, it's probaby because you are... either that or you haev body dysmorphic syndrome like poor Heidi
ReplyDeleteI also would like to mention that I like chivalry. If it fades, your handjerking days will increase.
ReplyDeletei dont ask if I look fat either. I ask if my rack looks good, that's about it.
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
ReplyDeleteI once met a girl named Corvette. I also met a girl who had named her kids Hennessey and Alize. Trash-tastic!
I knew some people from Hardenville Missouri who named their twin daughters Iletta and Uletta. Their last name was Furt. I wish I lyin' about that.
kb said...
i want the tie put on me, Ceebs. Not you to wear it. Doofus.
I figured that out right as I clicked post comment.
"3 Ben Franklins don't hurt anything either. Just sayin'."
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, I was going to take a crack at you when I wrote it up, but I thought that would be a little too easy.
F150 had a sister named RX7.
ReplyDeleteon her birthday, skip the daily beating. always works for me. they really appreciate going a day without sore ribs.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"3 Ben Franklins don't hurt anything either. Just sayin'."
Yeah CBT, I was going to take a crack at you when I wrote it up, but I thought that would be a little too easy."
Spurs, you know I say that kinda shit to set y'all up to blast me.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI don't ask any questions. Sometimes I will point out my shoes or something but otherwise I could not give a flying fuck."
From the pictures I've seen Elfie, honey, you're pretty damn near feminine perfection.
I demand chivalry I will stand in front of my chair until he pulls it out for me and if I am cold he better offer me his f'n coat.
ReplyDeleteGood one anonymous.
ReplyDeletehey elfie, why not just bring your own coat? duh.
ReplyDeleteMost women now days don't know how to act when you hold the door for them or pull out their chair. Chivalry isn't really dead, most women just don't recognize it.
ReplyDeletewomens lib. let them do it on their own. they fought for years for it, let them enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteAnd a true baller's old lady never has sore ribs.
ReplyDeleteActually last night I went on a date and I had a jacket and he did not... it started raining and was windy and he kept asking me if I was cold haha
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's right Streets. How did you day go with Richard Simmons?
ReplyDeleteHey Elfie, I got from Monday at 3:00PM til Wednesday at 2:00PM to fix my issue.
ReplyDelete"Hey Elfie, I got from Monday at 3:00PM til Wednesday at 2:00PM to fix my issue."
ReplyDeleteSolution:
$300.
It went well... I force fed him 2 brownies because he is on a no carbs diet and he refused to eat any so I made him eat double. He has a ridiculously hot body and he is a very sweet southern guy. He's asked me out again and I think I'm going to go.
ReplyDeleteStreets, he doesn't eat carbs? I don't know, this is starting to sound a little like the last weirdo. Good thing you showed him who was boss early on. Don't let him get confused early, it never goes away after.
ReplyDeleteThis guy will probably start crying after he smashes Streets.
ReplyDeleteI'd cry after I smashed Streets, too.
ReplyDeleteTears of joy or what?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Richard Simmons would cry because it would be a perfect follow up to Monty Python calling her Miss "last name."
What a wanker that guy was.
when you offer money for sex you are basically saying, 'look, i know im not attractive, funny, or romantic enough for you to fuck on your own free will so heres some money to convince you. i am desperate for sex.'
ReplyDeleteive had plenty of one night stands with no strings attached. you just dont know how to work the game is all.
yeah that douche was a wanker. No offense, Elf, but I smelled that one coming. Not that bad, but my radar was up for sure. I chalked your indiscretion up to not having gotten laid in a while. I will let you pass for that reason alone. It happens to all of us.
ReplyDeleteI put a sock in my spandex pants and go jogging in the park with my dog......chicks just can't resist me Spurs
ReplyDeleteHe's not weird that's how you keep a six-pack. My thinking exactly on showing him who's boss upfront.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteNow that is smooth.
I don't Anon. I mean, I can see your point, but I can also see why a realtionship like CBT describes would be appealing to both sexes. I mean, the chick gets banged and she gets her bills paid/material items. To some, both are important. For men, they are getting ass, but don't have to hear any nagging or talk that is synonymous with having a wife or girlfriend. It is like they are paying them to go away, and she won't leave either unless she gets her cash.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that "boss" shit is going to work.
Spurs, I think I read that trick in Big Drew's advice column on "how to pick up skanky desperate chicks"
ReplyDeleteSpurs, do not deny that women are the bosses in relationships. We let you guys think you are, cause let's face it, you need that for you self-esteem to stay afloat, but she runs shit.
ReplyDeleteMr Begbie, you do not need the assitance of socks in that area.
ReplyDeleteThank you KB. So how are you today? Did you pick up any ties yet?
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Was there a "How to use Craiglist" section too?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteOkay.
Brit boy was an opps... but yes I had not had any for awhile and got a little over-excited. I will practive more restraint next time.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes I did. It was the first thing I did after awaking from my sweet dreams. Sweet they were, indeed.
ReplyDeleteDr. Streets, it is cool. Like I said, we have all been there. DOn't let it get you down.
ReplyDeleteHouse of Pain was British Elfie?
ReplyDeleteHe was Francis.
ReplyDeleteno, he was Italian but from Britian. And he NEVER noticed her rack, just her eyes and dimple.
ReplyDeleteYes Francis... from a place called Deddington.
ReplyDeleteand I am the Virgin Mary, here to guide you all to the road of saved souls.
ReplyDeletehaha alright KB... I should have seen it coming. I always like when people notice my dimple.
ReplyDeleteHe did notice my boobs on the first date though... and asked me how he never managed to miss that fact that I had huge boobs haha
ReplyDeleteI always figured you were a virgin KB....I'm a very perceptive person.
ReplyDeletewho is reading this site that called me a hitler lover.
ReplyDeleteI am saving myself for you, Mr Begbie.
ReplyDeleteStreets. He noticed your boobs straight away. To avoid a mistake like this again, I recomend you buy yourself that Jenna Jameson vibrator. Not releasing cum clouds your frontal lobe, I am convinced of that.
That is my motto Elfie. How did you know? And actually, anal does not count either.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteSo if someone were to have say over 50 anal partners and no vaginal partners would they be a virgin technically?
I would say they are gay.
ReplyDeleteso kb, if your husband goes out and buttfucks some broad then in your eyes he didnt cheat?
ReplyDeleteWait, KB is married?
ReplyDeleteMr Begbie-In my eyes, yes.
ReplyDeleteAnon-Mr Begbie would never cheat on me, so that question is null.
If a lesbian gets finger banged and eaten by 50 other lesbians is she a virgin?
ReplyDeleteto you, mr begbie
ReplyDeleteduh
yes, shes married in real life.
ReplyDeleteI do not know Elfie. What do they consider sex? Cause I don't consider that sex. And why do they use vibrators on each other if they like girls?
ReplyDeleteElfie, I would say yes. Anderson Cooper is a virgin then as well
ReplyDeleteanal sex with a woman does not make you gay. sex with somebody of the same sex makes you gay.
ReplyDeleteis Anderson a pitcher or a catcher?
ReplyDeleteAC has to be a pitcher.....he's too badass
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteElfie, did I tell you I have seen him in person? He came to PHX and did..I don't know, what does he do? A show? Anyway, it was at a restaurant called Oaxaca. He is even sexier in person.
I've never seen him in person... he is so sexy though.
ReplyDeletelol Elfie. Deeg and I attempted to discuss this once, and no man here could give us any real insight. I mean, here is my thing (Mr Begbie, you may want to scroll past this post, I do not want you to be devestated); if guys like it so much in the ass, then why not just bang dudes? The arguement that the hole is tighter is not a good one, cause there are things to do to keep things intact. In addition, you have to do it slow, and who wants to bang slow? Not many people. So what is the true appeal?
ReplyDeletehow can a man be gay if hes having sex with a woman? i think the reason women throw in that gay accusation is to try and keep us away from wrecking the rectum. and also so you can avoid the possible embarrassment of shitting or farting everywhere.
ReplyDeleteLove, do not attempt to break my heart like that.
ReplyDeleteAs if there are no homosexuals who have ever engaged in heterosexual intercourse.
ReplyDeleteThey are gay but have not come to terms with it.
you ugly bitches are gay
ReplyDeleteI thought that is why you like to cum inside of us raw?
ReplyDeleteno. we dont wanna knock you up. but we do like it when you swallow our cum. another way of staking claim.
ReplyDeleteand with all the gay talk that you and elfie are dropping lately, i think you 2 are closet fags.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Only a closet gay man would be get so defensive when called out on his gayness.... do you see francis gettign offended? No, because he is secure in his manhood.
ReplyDeleteAnon you are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay , gay. the sooner you come to terms with the better off you will be.
these dumb whores just dont have men that are man enough to take they ugly asses and force butt sex on um
ReplyDeleteI guess a few have wanted to knock me up, cause I always get asked that questionm typically mid thrust, so it could just be laziness. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteSome men may enjoy a different "feel" from time to time. I would agree that if a man only wanted to do anal sex with his girl, he might be gay, is not into the woman or gets off on degrading women.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think another thing to consider is if a woman has had a couple 8/lb'ers come through the vajayjay it may be a little wider than a pre-birthed vajayjay.
Anon, simmer down. I am not gay, but I would probably be with Elfie, at least once.
ReplyDeleteim nt defensive about anything. im secure in my manhood. im straight and have no gay thoughts or tendencies. you know what they say, the ones yelling the loudest are gay.
ReplyDeleteno one called men gay, we asked a question only a man could answer. BTW, thank you Mr Begbie for stepping up to that plate.
ReplyDeleteHow can a woman not have gay tendencies even a littl bit? We are soft, smell nice, and are beautiful. What is not to like?
Francis:
ReplyDeleteSupposedly Anderson's boyfriend owns some bar in New York. I've read where he's flamboyantly gay, so maybe Anderson is the pitcher.
Anon~ Do you know the meaning of redundant?
ReplyDeleteno, anon, that is not redundant. That is an assumption I offered up and asked for clarification.
ReplyDeleteelfie said it.
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
I would say they are gay.
JANUARY 20, 2010 2:40 PM
'Le Kinkyb!tch said...
ReplyDeleteno one called men gay, we asked a question only a man could answer. BTW, thank you Mr Begbie for stepping up to that plate.
How can a woman not have gay tendencies even a littl bit? We are soft, smell nice, and are beautiful. What is not to like?'
that reminds me of a joke.
what do you call all that worthless skin around a pussy?
a woman.
Oh Francis' statement just reminded me of another creepy thing Brit boy said immediately following sex....
ReplyDeleteBrit Boy~ "We're going to have to find the mother of those children"
Elfie~ (confused) " What do you mean? I AM the mother of those children."
Brit Boy~ " there is no way they came out of there."
CREEPY!
It's called Kegels...
she actually said it here, but again (ahem-redundant), she used the word OR and we asked for clarification.
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
The desire to put it in someone's ass means one of two things. EIther you are gay OR have a penis so small that the average woman's vajayjay is not tight enogh to get you off.
January 20, 2010 2:52 PM
That's cool Spurs. Figured his boyfriend had to be the catcher.
ReplyDeletehe was a weirdo, Elf!
ReplyDeleteKegles and benwah balls help with that. If I were a man, I could see how it would be difficult to suggest that to a woman though.
I do kegels constantly Anon... I will never have avaginal prolapse. and I'm not impressed that you think you have a big black dick, that's fucking disgusting.
ReplyDeletepretty sad when you have to get a gym membership for your twat because its falling out.
ReplyDeleteand the fact that you brag about it just shows how insecure you really are.
ReplyDeleteI am doing some right now..
ReplyDeleteare you sure you are talking to the same anon? or are you just making a fool of yourself?
ReplyDeleteI think if a woman's cooter doesn't need a workout after being with a man that says more about the man than the woman.
ReplyDeleteand the fact that you have to exercise your pussy shows how loose you really are.
ReplyDeleteNope, it's called maintainance. It's a muscle just like all the rest in your body it needs to be exercised to stay in shape.
ReplyDeletekb, that depends on how many men shes been with. that says more about the woman than the man. even a 747 looks small when you fly it into the grand canyon.
ReplyDeleteyawn. The giggle with glee routine by Anon's who find it hilarious that we can't tell the difference between you all is a bit lame. If one could tell the difference, I would be worried about them reading too much into shit typed here, like the curiosity of a man really being gay if he likes anal sex.
ReplyDeleteHey, wait a minute...
yeah, you do have to do maintenance to something thats always getting used.
ReplyDeleteElfie's pussy is like a clown car so many people come out of that thing
ReplyDeleteExactly KB.
ReplyDeleteIf these whores all got together it would smell like a sushi restaurant
ReplyDeletehave either one of you broads also thought about the fact that there are women that like it in the ass?
ReplyDeleteit would smell like an unwashed fishing boat 3 months after season.
ReplyDeleteI garentee these whores like to get big black D rammed in there asses
ReplyDeleteJust let it go anon.......
ReplyDeletenaw, i think they sneak south of the border to have cheap mexican sex.
ReplyDeleteis Mexican sex cheap, like their lawn care?
ReplyDeletefinally! they shut up, for once.
ReplyDeleteask elfie. she has half breed mexican bastards.
ReplyDeleteSeems Anon has the mexican sex price list memorized.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if ass sex is cheaper than vag sex?
ReplyDeleteAnon, can you help us out?
im not the beaner breeder, elfie. you are.
ReplyDeleteMexican is a nationality not a race Idiot Anon. My kids are not from Mexico and neither is their father.
ReplyDeleteneither are their fathers.
ReplyDeletehad to correct you there, lil buddy.
I bet you Elfie has sucked black cock for coke before of course she would never admit it but I am sure
ReplyDeleteKB has been gangbanged before
ReplyDelete'Le Kinkyb!tch said...
ReplyDeleteI supply Elfie coke, so she has no need to suck black cock.
my rack..now that is a different story.'
fags.
wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteoh wait, is that them?
no, it is the internet wahmbulance!
Your ride is here, anon!
I have been told you can see the image of Jesus our Savior's face in while looking at my pussy, Anon. Roast beef is a close guess, but no dice.
ReplyDeleteand thanks to Francis, it smells like strawberries.
Jesus? Good one kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, the exchange of insults was funny.
ReplyDeleteadmit it spurs, they are ALL good ones.
ReplyDeleteat least mine are
ReplyDeleteWhat? All your comments?
ReplyDeleteyes
ReplyDeleteYeah, I kind of figured that's what you meant. Especially after reading the "at least mine are" nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI mean wisdom.
ReplyDeletenow you are catching on, spurs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's taken me awhile. Sorry to be so slow to see the light.
ReplyDeleteSo I've been lurking on this site for a couple weeks, and I am a little confused. Please help me by answering a few questions:
ReplyDelete1) Who the hell are you people and how do you know each other?
2) Why are you all so fuckin gabby?
3) Do you people have jobs, and spend your work time slacking and typing away on here, or do you actually have these conversations at home, on your own free time?
Just curious.
--Dave
Dave,
ReplyDeleteSpurs and I are BFF's from HS.
Hello Dave.
ReplyDelete1) Winners. And we "know" each other from another site.
2) Because winners like to chat amongst themselves
3) Yeah, we have jobs.
Just answering.
---SPURS FAN
Dave, nice to meet you, I am Le Kinkyb!tch, you can call me kbeezy for short.
ReplyDeleteIn order to provide with the best answers, I will need you to submit your pic first.
Thank you for your interest in this site.
Regards,
Le Kinkyb!tch
And yeah Dave, welcome to the site. Glad you are here.
ReplyDeleteDave click some ads while your here judging us.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I forgot about that Francis. Thanks for reminding me.
ReplyDeleteDave, click on some ads bud. I need some cash. My job collecting aluminum cans doesn't pay very much.
Thanks.
Wop, be nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd do not represent the Anonegro when he asks for counsel.
Hey now Wopness, Dave was just curious. No reason to try to run him off so quickly.
ReplyDeleteAnd good news. I found a 24oz beer can. Now that's going to fetch at least 5 cents.
Wopness... simmer down.
ReplyDeleteDave's wofe better not have just sucked you off, I'll kill a bitch.
sorry bad mood.
ReplyDeleteI got my ass kicked in a divorce trial, didnt want to come in to work afterwords but I did, just to have to deal with morons...
I'd ask what happened, but I hear there's an attorney client priviledge. I read that one time in a book.
ReplyDeletedid you represent the husband?
ReplyDeleteI told you to stop doing that, those dbags dont deserve to win anyway.
He probably did, and the husband had some secrets spilled at the trial.
ReplyDeleteyou know i was reading this..i dont know what to call it in legal words, but it was the initial complaint about a lawsuit that someone i know filed years ago vs. the state and adjc..you lawyers come up with the lamest excuses for a reason to sue or call someone liable. and the way you paint the plaintiffs-my god, you would think it was mary poppins herself. i had to laugh a bit at it all. but it worked, they settled before trial and paid out millions to avoid media attention.
ReplyDeleteor settled to avoid a trial i should say.
ReplyDeletebut you are still my favorite lawyer, Wop. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat probably makes up for his bad day.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sick but i'm not well.....
ReplyDeletePut me in the hospital for nerves
and then they had to commit me.
You told them all i was crazy
They cut off my legs now i'm an amputee, god damn you
i'm not sick but i'm not well
and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell
Thanks for leaving some lyrics Harvy. But I think it's supposed to be spelled Harvey.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteKBizzle...& Elfiezzle...
I like the chitter chatter that was going on around the 2:30pm-2:50pm mark...
bring it back...
- chef -
I agree CHEF. That was some good chatter.
ReplyDeleteHi Chef!
ReplyDelete... sup Puhmelah...
ReplyDelete- chef -
...sup short order cook?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Hey Elfie, I got from Monday at 3:00PM til Wednesday at 2:00PM to fix my issue."
Solution:
$300."
Dude, fuck you. If $300 could fix this, it'd be fixed. This is an affair of the heart, not the wallet.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhen you offer money for sex you are basically saying, 'look, i know im not attractive, funny, or romantic enough for you to fuck on your own free will so heres some money to convince you. i am desperate for sex.'
ive had plenty of one night stands with no strings attached. you just dont know how to work the game is all."
I've slept with more chicks on a one night stand basis, for free, than you'll ever meet, Joey. I'm sick of the game and have been for for 6 years or so.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Dude, fuck you. If $300 could fix this, it'd be fixed. This is an affair of the heart, not the wallet.
Calm down lover boy.
Not this time. I've given too many girls that I've cared about, and who cared about me, a pat on the ass, a kiss on the cheek and my canned "go be happy speech". After I did what Elfie told me to, she said "Well, where do we go from here". Being a old car guy, I knew that meant the deal wasn't done, I still had a buyer, even if I might have to pull her out of another dealership.
No, no, no. It was a pat on the ass, a kiss on the cheek and your canned "go spend that $100 as you see fit."
ReplyDeleteAnd I like how you compared this situation you found yourself in to the car biz.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, life is just like a car deal. The sooner everyone figures that out the better off we'll all be.
ReplyDeleteLook we got Elfie running around looking for Mr. Right, DG and kb running around looking for Mr. Right Now and RQ looking for someone old enough to die soon that she can marry into the will so she quit the midnight shift at Taco Bell.
Rocket Queen is sharpest of them all.
"Spurs, life is just like a car deal."
ReplyDeleteThanks Forrest Gump.
on the turn
ReplyDeleteThat tax on banks Obama's threatening is nothing but posture. He's telling them, "You got your ignorant asses bailed out on the premise that if the government did, you'd loan money again. You ain't loaning money so we're gonna fuck you. You dolike you said you were going to and this tax shit will disappear".
ReplyDeleteDrew, is life not just a car deal?
ReplyDeleteCBT the Obama stump:
ReplyDeleteObama's the same moron who during the debate thought it was a great idea to raise capital gains taxes.
I love the movie Forrest Gump. There's a lot one can learn from looking at the world through the eyes of a Southern retard.
ReplyDeleteYou sure? I'm not learning much from you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I don't like Obama any better than I did President Cheney.
ReplyDeleteCBT, Life is all about the close. When on a sit, either you're closing or they are closing you, why they can't buy.
ReplyDeleteI'm Southern, but not a retard. Spurs, you're a native Texan, that doesn't have that high a connotation outside Texas. Y'all have possibly the most undeserved bith place based selfrighteousness I do believe I've ever encountered. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteAs if you know anything about sales Drew. If you did, you wouldn't resort to buying hookers and those so called Get Rich Quick scams.
ReplyDeleteCowboy Gump:
ReplyDeleteFlies that buzz around garbage dumpsters have more credibility than someone from Arkansas.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteIs that your dolls in the picture?
"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, Life is all about the close. When on a sit, either you're closing or they are closing you, why they can't buy."
That is possibly the purest of truths. In every negotiation, someone gets closed, and 97% of life is about negotiation.
They are DG.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCowboy Gump:
Flies that buzz around garbage dumpsters have more credibility than someone from Arkansas."
Bill Clinton or W. Bush...Hmmmm?
DG:
ReplyDeleteGoogle one of my online names Bill Maverick. I am the get rich quick opportunity!
When you going to clean that moon pie of your chin DG?
ReplyDelete*off
ReplyDeleteThat's always your standard argument Cowboy Gump.
ReplyDelete"Le DirtyG!rl said...
ReplyDeleteAs if you know anything about sales Drew. If you did, you wouldn't resort to buying hookers and those so called Get Rich Quick scams."
It harder to do the bogus ass shit Drew does than something legit. The bogus shit is more profitable (short term) and way more fun.
Drew,
ReplyDeleteIf you want to insult me, please come up with something that actually makes sense.
But I have a question, what is with all that skin below your chin? Does drool seep all down into the crevasse of your chins when you sleep at night?
Clinton was a genius, Bush was a retard, and not the good kind.
ReplyDeleteHere are some great Texans, the Hunt brothers.
ReplyDeleteJust curious cbt, what is obama?
ReplyDeleteDG: gotta say, you made me laugh. Not sure what pic is more horrible
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jessica Simpson from Texas, too?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's always your standard argument Cowboy Gump."
It's my standard argument just like "Toyota makes abetter car than Kia" was my standrad argu,ment because it was true.
I was just going to focus in on your chins but then I realized I could not leave out that ginormous nose.
ReplyDeleteForrest Trout:
ReplyDeleteDG had a good question. If Bush is a retard, what is Obama? Other than a community organizer from Chicago?
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYour dolls look wooden. Did CBT carve them for you?