Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Heidi Montag talks about her plastic surgeries on Good Morning America
I don't know if the best part of this video is when Heidi says a Triple D isn't big enough (the reporter's reaction at 1:33 is great), or when the reporter asks Heidi to sing something at the end of the interview. Then Heidi comes back with the standard "I've just got a lot of surgery, so my jaw and everything is delicate."
Uh no, that's not it, the problem is you can't sing.
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Wow, I think she does look a little better in pictures but when you see a live version of her talking it's just scary. I think getting botox that young just makes her look older than she is.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I think she looks ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know the reporter doesn't give a shit what Heidi sounds like, she just wanted to make a fool of her.
ReplyDeleteYeah she did. She reminds me of my realtor. The day before we went looking for houses she said she was getting botox. She is 40 and looks great for her age but after all that botox it was weird to talk to her. I felt like I was talking to a wax mannequin that could speak back to me.
ReplyDeleteI believe I heard in this interview that it's been a couple of months since her surgeries.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Botox Realtor won't look like a mannequin after awhile.
And Heidi's doctor just might be a tad bit shady.
ReplyDeleteYeah I doubt it either. I know she has gotten botox in the past and she always looked natural when I saw her. That was just my first encounter in real life with someone who's face didn't move at all when they talked. Come to think of it, she really looked like a Real Doll.
ReplyDeleteBut Heidi is 23 but now looks like she is 43 trying to look 23 if that makes any sense.
It makes perfect sense. It's too bad Spencer wasn't around, I'd like to have heard how would have spun it.
ReplyDeletehow *he* would have spun it.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he will be around in an interview with her soon. I like how she said it was a coincidence she got all her surgeries as her "Superficial" album came out. And I find it very coincidental that her camera just came up missing too.
ReplyDeleteDoes she really think the public will believe that bullshit? Or better yet does she really think someone will buy her album?
I think the second question is the one that would really confuse her.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I'm sure that Pratt will come around soon. It's like these two are roaches. Long after civilization is gone, these two will still be around.
And didn't you like when she said that the most important thing is to be happy inside? And then spun it the reason she has to do it is because she in the spotlight?
ReplyDeleteThere's a couple questions for you.
I hope she goes on David Letterman.
ReplyDeleteThat would be good. I'm sure he'd have a field day.
ReplyDeleteShe would be better off if she didn't do interviews. I liked when she said if she was really obsessed with plastic surgery she would have already had 10 procedures done.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what the interview was about?
No, no, no DG. You aren't looking at it the right way. She had TWO major plastic surgeries, it's just on the second one, she had ten procedures.
ReplyDeleteNow try to figure out that justification.
She is going to end up looking like that cat lady by the time she is 28.
ReplyDeleteI think so too. Hopefully she'll lay off the surgeries. I mean, it is kind of sad.
ReplyDeleteI love this video.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS7HgBU_jPI
I'm sure her investment in herself will lead to her future porn career.
ReplyDeleteThat's just awful. I wonder if Pratt filmed that with his home video camera?
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'll have to resort to doing porn. Although she would get paid a ton of money.
ReplyDeleteSpencer did do the video himself.
ReplyDeleteThey must have both been HIGHER than ten kites to hatch that idea.
ReplyDelete... is it just me? or does she look like a cougar shim...
ReplyDeleteshe looks like half the girls at Blue Martini... which is no big deal, but the average age there is 47...
so yes, half of Spiedi looks like an effeminate has been chick, and the other half is Heidi...
- chef -
... no offense to all the cougar shims who surf this site...
ReplyDeletejust sayin'...
- chef -
What's up CHEF?
ReplyDeleteThe Cardinals and Cowboys games were awful bud.
Spurs, I'm pretty tired, long day. I just wanted to chime in to celebrate Scott Brown's victory in Mass. I called it.
ReplyDeletePoor Drew. Has spurs been harassing you all day to comment and you are so tired but stopped by anyway? That's so nice of you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, leave Drew alone. He is a busy business man.
... yup
ReplyDeletethose games sucked!
Cards, Boys, Ravens, Bolts...
horrible...
Especially the Chargers...
Keading is All-Pro/Pro-Bowler.... highest percentage of all time!... misses 3FG's in 16 games, then misses 3 in one game?
WTF?
in Jan. 2005, he missed a FG against the Jets in the Playoff too...
I can't stand the Colts, but I hope they kick the pants off the Cinderella Jersey Jets...
Shayne Graham misses 2FG's, Nate Keading Misses 3FG's...
something smells fishy...
well, I guess I will have to root for either the Purple People Eaters or the Saints, since neither franchise has ever one a title...
heck, the Saints have never even been to the dance...
If the Saints win, at least I can say Drew Breese played for SD and Bush is from the 619... (Helix H.S.)
Pyrrhic Victory... ha
- chef -
Found this pic of Dirtygirl in my stash.
ReplyDeleteRock Jaw with a glazed moon pie on her monster face, LMAO! It must have taken at least 3 silver backs that night kiddddd.........
Line cook:
ReplyDeleteJ-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!!!!
Drew:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a real call, you saying Brown was going to win. Shit, I read that in the polls days ahead of the election.
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteI hear you. Those Keading misses were odd. And yet, I'm hoping the Colts beat the Jets too, and as far as the Vikings vs. the Saints? Well, a part of me would like to see Favre win, but a part of me would like Tom Benson finally make it to a Super Bowl. That guy has deep roots here in San Antonio.
Jersey Jets Fan:
ReplyDeleteI have one for you.
T-R-A-S-H, Trash, Trash, Trash.
That should be New Jersey's rallying cry.
http://bigdrews.blogspot.com/2010/01/as-posted-on-thedirty.html
ReplyDeleteI take it you didn't like that post?
ReplyDeleteGive me a brake! Nik couldn't carry Sanchez's jock. As I have said in the past, I respect what Nik has done but Sanchez is way above like a chief of police is to a meter maid.
ReplyDeleteIt's "break" Drew. Unless you were just looking to stop all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteBut that was a nice analogy on the second part of your comment.
Okay spell check. Here's another analogy. It's like comparing my Mandingo cock to your light switch..............
ReplyDeleteMore cock talk huh Drew? The fact you are even thinking of my rod kind of concerns me. I'm glad you live in a wasteland I'll never set foot in.
ReplyDeletespencer has a weird flesh colored beard. its very creepy. kinda looks like shredded skin hanging off his face.
ReplyDeleteHe does. He's a weird looking guy. He reminds me of this guy:
ReplyDeletehttp://a0.vox.com/6a00c114131a43c40800c2251c3a30f219-500pi
He kind of looks like something else too, I just can't put my finger on it.
ReplyDeleteyeah...that monster from rudolph the red nosed reindeer. that monster is fucking creepy. i have a feeling that if that monster could drive, he would have a windowless van with the locks rigged so you could only open it from the outside.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, daybreakers was ok. i give it a c.
oh yeah, also did you read the follow up to that story i sent you? the guy ended up killing himself.
ReplyDeleteHe probably would drive a van like that.
ReplyDeleteSo you watched it today huh?
Oh, that reminds me. I need to check out that video link of Anderson Cooper you posted earlier.
I thought they shot the guy and killed him. You are talking about the dude who tried to shoot up and burn down the strip joint?
ReplyDeleteit was a decent flick. it really wasnt too exciting but it has good acting and its pretty gory at some points.
ReplyDeleteflesh colored beard? That is right out of the mouth of Joel McHale.
ReplyDeleteyeah, that guy. he went back in the strip club and blew his brains out. thank god, one less person in prison = 40,000 taxpayer dollars saved.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to the audio of that clip now anonymous. He does rip the crap out of Living Lohan.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he just said the youngest daughter looks 60.
ReplyDeletei heard it on letterman, i think. pretty sure it was letterman.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou referring to the guy from The Soup?
Yes I am.
ReplyDeletehal sparks was great on the soup.
ReplyDeleteHe does kind of look like him, especially if Joel died his hair white.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Talk Soup, but I see it's referred to as both.
ReplyDeleteI never saw Hal Sparks on there.
ReplyDeleteIt hasn't been called Talk Soup for about 10 years now. I don't think Joel McHale looks like him, I'm saying he always talks about Spencer's fleshed colored beard.
ReplyDeleteit was in the beginning. probably the first couple of seasons. you know who else would look strange with a beard? conan obrien.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI get it now.
As far as Conan O'brien? Yeah, he would look strange with a beard.
ReplyDeleteI just saw a recent pic of Jesse Metcalfe with a beard. It looked good on him.
ReplyDelete(I referenced Jesse just for you Spurs.)
but hes also getting close to 40 million to walk away. wow. imagine 40 million to quit.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate that. I like how you are using the !point now too.
ReplyDeleteI love Joel McHale on there and hoped his new show Community would be good but I could never get into it and I also cannot get used to Chevy Chase looking so old.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. And he's going to get a nice gig at Fox.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched Community.
ReplyDeleteI heard he is getting 32 million and the other 8 million is to split between his 200 employees which still isn't so bad considering Conan will be picked up by another channel.
ReplyDeleteDamn, $40,000 a piece? Not bad.
ReplyDeletei think conan is going to get the last laugh at nbc.
ReplyDelete*apiece*
ReplyDeleteI've always liked conan better but it sucks if he doesn't get Triumph.
ReplyDeleteI think he will too. I think his ratings will rise once he goes on to another network, just because people will be on his side.
ReplyDeleteBut it serves NBC right.
i remember when stern signed over to sirius he got $500,000,000. thats half a billion dollars. amazing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was quite the deal. He got a shitload in stock too.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to see what happens to the ratings once Leno has the show back. I hope the ratings drop just to show nbc they fucked up again.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they will drop.
ReplyDeleteDave would have been the best choice from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteI've think I've had enough rain for the year in one day. It just won't stop.
ReplyDeleteBut I had heard they had mentioned Seinfeld taking over the show, before they decided to move Jay back to the show.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been good, I think.
stern made a shitload of money even from the free radio. there are so many stern wanna-bes now, its sickening. theres this guy in phx that tries so hard to be stern. his name is john holmberg. he sucks.
ReplyDeleteIt rained 3-4 inches here in one day last week.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching a movie about that. I wonder if they are going to make a part 2 now.
ReplyDeleteThey'd have enough material.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think of Jimmy Fallon's show? I don't really like it. Its like his acting sucks or he seems nervous all the time.
ReplyDeleteI like what david letterman said. If they moved the show to 12:05 how could it still be called The Tonight Show and should be called The Tommorow Show instead.
ReplyDeleteI've watched it once. He does look nervous. And I know the joke is that he always mugs for the camera, but he really does.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. That move would have made no sense.
ReplyDeletenbc is trying to turn it around on conan too. They said they wanted to keep both shows but conan is the one quitting and making all of his employees lose their jobs.
ReplyDeleteBut Triumph the Insult Dog was one of my favorite things about Conan. Where is that damn dog going to go? He better not sell out and end up on Leno.
ReplyDeleteI think they'll let Conan have it.
ReplyDeleteI never really watched Jay Leno anyway but I doubt I ever will now. Jay should've just retired. It would've made him look better in the end.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've read he may not get him because nbc owns him.
ReplyDeleteIt would have. I know I won't watch him. He's trying to play like he's not a snake, and maybe he's not, but he comes off as one.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Jay would've done if 7 months after he got the show Johnny Carson decided he wanted to come back.
ReplyDeleteI think if NBC's keeps it, he could stick it to them by coming up with a cat.
ReplyDeleteGood question.
ReplyDeleteok, so that dude that went postal in the strip club because he couldnt get laid has apparently killed before. from what i gather at least 3 times.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/01/19/20100119strip-club-shooting-suspect-identified-phoenix.html
I'm sure Jay Leno is a nice guy but he is coming off really greedy in this.
ReplyDeleteI think we should have an election on who should stay and who should go. Popular vote wins and not that bullshit electoral system.
ReplyDeleteFour years probation for killing a prostitute?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that?
Well, I'd say that idea is completely stupid Dirtyg!rl, but if there's an American Idol, I guess there could be a vote for who hosts the Tonight Show.
ReplyDeletedo you remember when that stupid show was on to see who would be the next member of tlc? lame show. there was also another one about being the lead singer for some rock band or something.
ReplyDelete4 years of probation....for murder. wow. the justice system is so fucked up.
ReplyDeleteI remember the show about finding a new member for TLC.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that four year shit was shocking.
ReplyDeleteThe one for tlc was horrible. How are you going to cash in on a member of a band that died in a car accident?
ReplyDeleteNice pic you have up now.
ReplyDeleteI just read not long ago that some guy got 10 years for stealing meat at a grocery store.
ReplyDeleteWhere was this? China?
ReplyDeletei think we should have mandatory minimum sentencing. especially for child molesters, rapists, and murderers. minimum sentence would be 20 to 40 years with a maximum of life or possibly the death penalty.
ReplyDeleteHeidi should've lended Drew 30k because he really needed all the work she got done.
ReplyDeleteI agree anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIt was South Carolina.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/01/08/20100108meat-massager-CR.html
Dirtyg!rl, that's a good one. But with 30K, he'd have some money left over for spending cash.
ReplyDeleteWell, it was his ninth offense. But for $80 of meat? Seems a little harsh.
ReplyDelete30k is not even enough to cover the work he needs on his head let alone that lard of a body he has.
ReplyDeleteI'd say to just cut his hands off. That would take care of the problem.
ReplyDeleteSo are you for "eye for an eye" type of justice?
ReplyDeletetoo bad we have the constitution to protect the guilty. they at least have that right over in the middle east. and they dont wait fucking years to carry out their sentences.
ReplyDelete$30k is how much it cost for her one (10) surgery. I don't think it said that in the video and only the People article.
ReplyDeleteI do. I think there would be less crime. And that guy sure in hell couldn't steal anything anymore.
ReplyDeleteThat is true anonymous. They don't wait long over there at all. No appeals process, nothing. You're guilty? You're fucked.
ReplyDeleteDamn, she spent 30 grand?
ReplyDeleteThat is true. He couldn't steal.
ReplyDeleteI am for castration of rapists and child molestors.
That would solve the problem.
She said she saved for 2 years to do this because she is competing to be a popstar and there are alot of Britney Speares out there.
ReplyDeleteThat's amazing. How sad.
ReplyDeleteI am for rapists getting raped in the worst way over and over again. And child molestors should be tortured and put in a cage for all the public to see for the rest of their lives.
ReplyDeleteI like your sense of justice. But sadly, we all know that won't happen. It makes too much sense and would save too much money.
ReplyDeleteSpencer seems like one of those guys that play up to the camera but probably treats her like shit in real life.
ReplyDeleteI bet he does. And I imagine he has a lot to do with her low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteI really think a child molester deserves to be humiliated forever. They should brand their forehead with a symbol so anytime they are in public everyone can see what type of monster they really are.
ReplyDeletei wonder if that treatment like a clockwork orange would work?
ReplyDeleteWell, unless you cut off their crank, they'd still go on molesting. If I they had a "Scarlett Letter" attached to them.
ReplyDeleteIn the next 5 years Heidi will write a tell all book about the abusive relationship she had with Spencer.
ReplyDeletei would also like to propose the construction of a giant meat grinder as the device used to carry out the death penalties. all those in favor say 'yay'.
ReplyDeleteI think she probably will DG.
ReplyDeleteI think public hangings would work best Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehangings are too quick. and that takes the fun out of it.
ReplyDeleteI doubt they could. Everyone knows who they are and will keep their children away. I just think they get away with a slap on the wrist most of the time. But at the same time they destroy a kid mentally and in away kill a part of them.
ReplyDeletemaybe skin them alive then dump their bodies into a vat of rubbing alcohol.
ReplyDeleteor maybe shatter their bodies slowly with beatings from rubber mallets.
ReplyDeleteThere is not enough torture in hangings. I would pick burying them up to their head and letting the bugs eat them.
ReplyDeletebut the molester may turn to murder as a form o release. i think it might be better to put a .45 slug thru their skull.
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be public though. That's the only way the humiliation sets in.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/torture/devices.htm
ReplyDeleteinteresting read.
Put them in a traveling freak show all across the country so they can be tortured in each city and then once the tour is over have a hanging finale.
ReplyDeleteYou two are Medieval.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee you crime would go down with those practices.
ReplyDeleteWow, who came up with the wheel? That one was the best.
ReplyDeleteBut what is erotic white magic?
erotic white magic? yes, what is it?
ReplyDeleteThe "pear" doesn't seem to be all that fun either Dirtyg!rl.
ReplyDeletei really wish i could be a 'contract interrogator' for the military.
ReplyDeleteis it masterbating?
ReplyDeleteI imagine whomever came up with the first wheel was really pissed at that person.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/torture/devices.htm
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could see you enjoying that.
The pear looks like a fancier version of that metal thing the gynocologist uses.
ReplyDeletei would use rubber hoses, hot oil, pigs blood...i would go back to the old school.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, the wheel doesn't seem like it would be fun at all.
yeah I saw that, but it said if they were accused of erotic white magic they coudl get that punishment.
ReplyDeleteI hate seeing weird stuff like that. now i am going to have bad dreams. thanks a lot anon.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI think you'd enjoy the Breast Ripper.
youre welcome kb.
ReplyDeletestop spurs, seriously.
ReplyDeleteyou know i am prone to bad dreams.
omg...
ReplyDeletelalalalallalalalalala
mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
No, I would just buy more.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't include when you have 4 horses and tie each arm and leg to each one and then let all the horse run in different directions.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteDo you have nightmares after watching scary movies?
DG:
ReplyDeleteNow that is a gruesome one.
the cats paw seems painful. having your flesh ripped off your body while youre still alive? not very nice.
ReplyDeleteI bet all the sadistic serial killers are disappointed they were not around back then when it was ok to do all that weird shit.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever watched the Sadam torture videos?
ReplyDeletelawnmowers. good torture devices. very versatile.
ReplyDeleteThe Chair of Spikes makes death slow and painful. That would be rough.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteNo. Were they good?
yes i do spurs. i dont watch them at all. really any type of thriller scares me. I tried to watch Vacancy, JOyride and what was that one with Diane Lane about the guy who would kill people on the internet? Nightmares for weeks. I still get all weirded out at times if it is too dark in my room or I am alone.
ReplyDeleteok. bedtime. sianara.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteDo you have a nightlight in your room?
He would put bombs on people and actually record blowing them up.
ReplyDeleteOne part shows this guy laying face down on a stage with his head hanging over the side. Another guy is sitting on him and then someone cuts his head off. It shows the body flopping around with no head.
Night anonymous. Sweet dreams. Try not to have nightmares like kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Like a chicken?
ReplyDeleteYes. You can find all the videos on the internet. It just takes some time trying to find the site that actually has it.
ReplyDeleteAll right. I'll find them and e-mail them to kinkyb!tch. But I'll trick her into thinking it's Valentine's videos.
ReplyDeleteOk, it's been awhile since I searched for it. Now it is easy to find.
ReplyDeletehttp://fdd.typepad.com/fdd/2006/01/alert_saddams_c.html
All right. I'm checking them out. Damn, Ch. 3 shows them trick or treating.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch, you should check them out.
i dont have a nightlight, spurs, that is so juvenile. i just keep my bathroom light on.
ReplyDeleteomg, this fat chick on teen moms is pissing me the fuck off. and i just saw a commercial for a new season of 16 and pregnant and i want to slap those ho's too.
That show would give me nightmares.
ReplyDeleteKB, just don't molest any children and you are safe with me.
ReplyDeletenone of them live in az, so my tax dollars are not supporting them.
ReplyDeletethis fat chick just go an apartment in like 3 days off of gov't assistance. cause her fiance didnt help her enough. he worked, went to school, and the broad stayed at home 'studying' for her GED and 'babysitting' their daughter. the apt was a mess and she as always in her bathrobe. how hard is it to study for your GED? dumbfuck.
can i molest francis? he is a man, and you and i both know that technically means still a child. i just want to be clear beforehand.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't have any desire to watch that. Unless I just feel like getting mad.
ReplyDeleteI watched part of that yesterday kb. Yeah, that house was nasty.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the girl with the dark hair was choked by her mom and was arrested?
I really do feel sick now that I've watched some of these videos.
ReplyDeleteI only watched Ch. 3 DG. Did you watch all of them?
ReplyDeletewhich dark haired one? the fat one or the skinny one who needed her ass kicked by her mom anyway? Farrah is her name. I'd fuck her up if she talked to me that way. Her mom punched her on the pregnant one, I laughed my ass off, even though it was only an arm punch.
ReplyDeletei got a little bit teary eyed on the previews for next week. the red head chick needs to tell her baby daddy to kick rocks. she is cute, he is an idiot. i feel so bad for her. and the couple who put their kid up for adoption, he is asking his baby momma to marry him. they are so cute.
Just parts of each one. Ch 4 shows all the people he killed with mustard gas in 1988. It's sad. It shows people holding their kids and babies as they all lay there dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm just amazed at how someone like this could have so much power for so long.
The skinny one. I remember watching her on 16 and pregnant. That girl just needs to move out and get her own place.
ReplyDelete