Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Jamie Pressly Axe Commercial
Jamie Pressly wants to wash balls. Old balls, fuzzy balls, even some dude's big ball sack. CBT, as you watch this please keep your pants buttoned. Thanks.
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man, i would love to have her wash my balls.
ReplyDeletekeep dreaming
ReplyDeleteThe old lady's reaction at 1:17-1:18 is great.
ReplyDeletethat old lady is boss.
ReplyDeleteI imagine Forrest Trout is going to enjoy this ad.
ReplyDeletedid you ever see that movie called poison ivy: the new seduction?
ReplyDeleteParts of it. I watched all the first one with Drew Barrymore. It was great.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever see that movie Jawbreaker?
ReplyDeletejawbreaker? nope. but isnt marylin mansons ex wife in it? rose mcgowen.
ReplyDeleteYeah she is. So is that former Noxema woman who was on 90210 as that douche Dylan McKay's fiance. Or maybe they actually got married, not sure.
ReplyDelete*fiancee*
ReplyDeleteoh, rebecca gayheart. the one that was on video smoking crack?
ReplyDeleteRebecca Gayheart.
ReplyDeleteYeah, her. She was on video smoking crack? I saw the video where her and some chick were in the bathtub together.
ReplyDeleteyeah. it was the same video i think. but she was sucking the glass dick.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't see that part. Interesting.
ReplyDeletedid you know that she also killed a 9 year old kid?
ReplyDeleteNo. When did she do that?
ReplyDeleteback in 91. she ran him over as he was crossing the street on his way home from school. she got probation and a fine.
ReplyDeletei meant 2001. sorry. my mistake.
ReplyDeletewell he shoulda used the crosswalk and looked both ways.
ReplyDeletei love jawbreaker
That's right. Now I remember hearing something about that.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jawbreaker is a great movie.
britney spears's mom did the same thing
ReplyDeletei think i have just found an untapped market. i can get hired by the families of victims when justice hasnt been served and i can get revenge for them. rebecca would be raped to death. or given the wheel.
ReplyDeleteyou know that rick sanchez from cnn also killed somebody. he ran them over while he was fucking drunk.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteThat happened awhile back, didn't it?
Yeah, and Sanchez still has a job.
ReplyDeletethats just fucking crazy. i dont get how that happens.
ReplyDeleteyeah, way before the britster was born.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I haven't heard or seen anything about Jamie Lynn in awhile.
ReplyDeletevince neil also killed somebody in a car wreck. the lead singer from hanoi rocks.
ReplyDeletejamie lynn is changing diapers.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about Vince Neil.
ReplyDeletethey were doing a beer run and took off in a pantera. vince was driving and lost control and wrecked. the other guy died and vince went to prison for vehicular manslaughter.
ReplyDeletethe pantera was a total loss. the biggest loss of the whole incident, i think.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. And awful.
ReplyDeleteno, he went to jail....for 15 days.
ReplyDeleteWow. 15 days? Harsh.
ReplyDeletedo you know how hard it is to find a pantera? and when you do people wont sell them. they are about as hard to find as a 70 plymouth superbird.
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly a car connoisseur, so I wouldn't know.
ReplyDeleteoh me either. but i do love cars. i always have. did you ever see joe dirt? well the car he is driving in the movie with the big wing on the trunk, thats a plymouth superbird.
ReplyDeleteThose cars are hard to find?
ReplyDeletefuck yes, my friend. they are extremely hard to find. you would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack.
ReplyDeletethey only made 1,920 in 1970. old mopars hold their value pretty well but finding parts is very hard. i had a 73 roadrunner and it was next to impossible to find parts. and when i did find the parts they were charging up that wazoo for them.
ReplyDeleteI just looked one up on E-Bay motors. There's a "Buy it Now" option for one of them. For $89,000.
ReplyDeletethats cheap. last year i think it was, somebody sold one at barret-jackson for $145,000.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this one had some miles on it. I'm sure the one that went for $145,000 was mint.
ReplyDeletethe other day i saw an ad selling a 1979 10th anniversary trans am for 8 grand. 8 fucking grand! jesus christ.
ReplyDeleteWas it a salvaged title one?
ReplyDeleteno. the dude just needed the money. it had 46,000 original miles. i nearly shit my pants when i saw that ad. those cars are worth money.
ReplyDeleteProbably sold quick.
ReplyDeletethey are selling a horn for a 70 superbird for $695 if you are interested. thats why i hate mopar.
ReplyDelete$695? Damn.
ReplyDeletei doubt the car sold quick. spurs, in arizona they want to pay bottom dollar but want to sell for the highest dollar. arizona is like israel. the land of jews.
ReplyDeleteyeah. i had to buy 3 things for the roadrunner i had and they werent cheap.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI attempted to watch Southland and they have decided to repeat season 1 and then play the 6 episodes of season 2. This is why I stopped watching The Sopranos. They take too long to start a new season.
one time i was selling a dodge little red express and some dickweed emails me telling me to call him quick, that he is interested in buying the truck that day. so i call him and he asks, 'so how much are you asking?' i replied, 'what did the ad say?'
ReplyDeletethen he goes, 'asking price and sellng price are 2 different things. i want to offer you $4,500 right now.' i told him i will let him ride in the back for 4 and a half grand. and he can even take pictures to show his family.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThat is true about the Sopranos. I guess I can kind of see why they did that with Southland, being it's on a new network.
I'd still like to check that show out. I thought it was aired on Tuesdays?
That's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteok. i gotta run. see ya.
ReplyDeleteIt is on Tuesdays but you can watch it on tnt's website.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll check out a few episodes this weekend.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeletereminds me of that "Orbit"
"Lint Licker" commercial...
good times...
like Poison Ivy 2 & 3
- chef -
I never knew there was a 3rd one.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that Orbitz commercial was great.
ReplyDelete*Orbit*
ReplyDeletesup
ReplyDeletehow you livin?
ReplyDeletewhats da science?
ReplyDeletealrighty
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Wopness?
ReplyDeleteWhat it be?
ReplyDeleteNothing just back to the salt mines... dont really want to do it today
ReplyDeleteI hear you. Same here.
ReplyDeleteWhere's RQ krazy ass, I know she doesnt have a job or a life
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering where she's been at as well. I do know that her mom was coming in to visit her.
ReplyDeleteSpurs you hear the Nik Richie dies rumors today?
ReplyDeleteAlso check out this article (youve probably seen it) but it mentions you
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-11-27/news/the-dirty-on-nik-richie-post-it-note-ninjas-and-sca-gate-all-within-this-owl-s-talons/
looks like conan is getting 45 million to be fired. awesome.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'll check that out.
Yeah Wopness, I remember seeing that. The thing is, I never wrote that comment. I was name jacked. I blasted Stephen in that article when it was posted, I think my comments have been deleted.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with these Nik Richie dies rumors? I haven't seen those. Where are they?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that. He only has to wait 8 months to be back on the air too.
Spurs: Got to his and Ari's Twitters/ also look on the tiger woods post on Dirty under the comments
ReplyDeleteDamn, I just checked out the comments on the Woods' post. Let me go check out his twitter.
ReplyDeleteYou think it's a joke?
ReplyDeleteI took that comment seriously about torching the girls car and I did it. I wish I would've known that really wasn't you.
ReplyDeleteSorry to put you through all the trouble DG. But no, I never made that comment.
ReplyDeleteI think its bullshit, but really not that funny of a "joke"
ReplyDeleteNo need to apologize to me, it is the girl that is dead because you told me to do it.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think it's all that funny either Wopness.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: We want a video from you... The followers of your site have spoken
ReplyDeleteAnd I see they updated comments from this morning, I don't think they would be doing that if he was dead.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWell, I feel sorry for her then.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteA video? Of what? I'm not high, it wouldn't be funny.
spurs, are you some sort of leader of an online cult?
ReplyDeleteUh no, how about you? Are you the leader of a cult?
ReplyDeleteget high
ReplyDeletedont make your cult revolt on you.
What do you want the video to be about? Just me rambling?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteNot sure where they are.
well i want them to defend themselves for having such repulsive used cooters
ReplyDeleteAnon: you would probably give your life savings ($35.63) to sleep with one of those ladies
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteAll right. If I find out he did commit suicide, I'll make a video.
that fool didnt
ReplyDeleteNo Way would Nik kill himself. Its not his character. No Way.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think he did either.
ReplyDeleteThat is nice of you spurs. Make a video only if he is really dead.
ReplyDeleteWell DG, what do you want me to do?
ReplyDeleteHe is too into himself to kill himself. Now a prescription overdose would be possible because that is the way to go out and become a legend.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks, I think it is nice. It would be like a eulogy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could do a reanactment of his death.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny, but messed up too. Why would I give you reason to celebrate?
ReplyDeleteBut he Tweeted a farewell... not sure exactly what he meant by that, but pretty sure it Was Not that he was about to kill himself.
ReplyDeleteWell, I asked someone about his "suicide", and they said:
ReplyDelete1. He is kind of emo
2. He has "mood swings like crazy. You have to remember most girls only use him or don't want him."
So I guess it isn't impossible, but I still think it's a publicity stunt.
i wish i was a cult leader. like jim jones or something. drink the flavor-aid and be free.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess that would be all right if your followers were all women, and then you could "smash" them all before drinking the Kool-Aid.
ReplyDeletei would have them drink the kool-aid firsy then once they pass out from the ghb, its showtime.
ReplyDeletefirst*
ReplyDelete"Showtime" huh?
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. webcam, high speed internet connection, paypal account....do you see where this could lead?
ReplyDeleteTo prison?
ReplyDeletedepends on what country im in.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. You could ask Forrest Trout about different countries and what you could get away with.
ReplyDeleteim pretty sure he knows all about the laws in the scandinavian countries. i think thats where i could get away with the most.
ReplyDeleteor u could just seek help....
ReplyDeletewhere is forrest trout anyway? did the entrance to his cave get snowed in?
ReplyDeleteI think the windmill blew over, and now he doesn't have electricity.
ReplyDeletehahaha...that was pretty good. i kinda figured maybe he had to peddle a bike for electricity. but then again, how could that be when he has a beer gut?
ReplyDeleteGood point. But he still gets plenty of women anonymous.
ReplyDeletekidnapping isnt considered 'getting women'. well, it is and it isnt.
ReplyDeleteIt's not kidnapping, it's paying.
ReplyDeleteman, that sucks for cbt. i guess its better than raping. if somebody is selling, somebody is buying.
ReplyDeletewhats up with the mexi-whores and there stinky cunts?
ReplyDeletethey are in mexico. i dont think they have internet there.
ReplyDeleteor maybe at the vagina gym.
ReplyDeleteI would rather pay $5 to a 60 year old Tijuana whore in the alley than bang any of these used up cumdumpsters
ReplyDeleteapparently dead people rsvp for parties
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/arizonaliving/articles/2010/01/21/20100121parkerparty0121.html
who the fuck is stalking me off of here
ReplyDeleteyour daddy bitch
ReplyDeleteWopness, I looked at Kaden's lame twitter page, if it is a joke, she's in on it.
ReplyDeletespurs and wop-you have my permission to touch yourselves as well.
ReplyDeleteKB - hey thanks, but unlike most of the (male) posters on this site, I have not had to resort to chronic masturbation since I was 12...
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanks for the permission kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletenot even a little bit when you think of me?
ReplyDeletebummer.
you do get a little tingly though, no?
tingly? yes, actually a little. I mean it was a hot statement.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking I should do freelance writing. I do believe I have a gift.
ReplyDelete'only Francis cums inside of me, and he doesn't 'dump' it, he shoots it deep within the confines of my tight, warm pussy. Rub it out to that thought, motherfucker.'
ReplyDeletestill living in the e-fantasy world, kb?
Kinkybitch your husband must be a real loser. Oh and Nik Richie is dead. DOA,,
ReplyDeletek, you know this isnt the sims. quit trying to live in a make believe world.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know Nik is dead?
ReplyDeletenik isnt dead. its all just a stunt. hes a mega douche bag. have you seen his stupid background on his twitter page? fucking camel jockey.
ReplyDeleteand if he really is dead, i say we go to his funeral and spit on his corpse.
ReplyDeleteKB - Id jerk off on your face if I was drunk
ReplyDeleteFatboy Drew just called me,, he's in tears.. Yeah I'll spit on his corpse
ReplyDeletefat dreche called me too, he said its not gay if we close our eyes, whatever that means
ReplyDeleteBefore I hung up with fatdrew,, he told me at least he'll always have his ARI,,
ReplyDeletenik should be dead the camel jockey sand nigger piece of shit taliban
ReplyDeleteThat's funny about Drew.
ReplyDeleteRIP Corbin,, Hooman,, Nicole-- I mean Nik Richie. The world is a better place without you.
ReplyDeleteGetrad
Nik was last seen buying a copy of Heidi Montag's CD
ReplyDeleteAri
Thanks for your thoughts Getrad. I still think it's all a hoax.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he was able to get ahold of a copy.
ReplyDeleteSince Nik is dead VH1 can do a reality show to search for the next Nik Richie.
ReplyDeleteFirst in line will be Drew.
Well he already puts question marks where they don't belong, so he's got that going for him.
ReplyDeleteDrew's life is one big question mark. I doubt he even gets it.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. If Nik really did off himself, I'm looking forward to what kind of post Drew puts up about it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Drew also posts in the AZ time zone, so he also has that going for him.
ReplyDeleteBut of course, that's been mentioned a time or ten.
ReplyDeleteProbably something along the lines of how they were real close friends and business partners.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably right.
ReplyDeleteUnless there is an Arizona option he may be posting an hour different because he probably doesn't know AZ doesn't change the time.
ReplyDeleteHe probably doesn't. But I think there is that option. I could be wrong though.
ReplyDeleteI bet Drew is taking this really hard. Maybe Drew will off himself too just to be like Nik. It will be just like Heathers.
ReplyDeleteThat would only make sense if you actually have seen that movie.
Yeah, and you know I haven't. I still don't think it's true DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd check your e-mail.
I don't think it's true either. Lonnie More posted the same thing as Jayden or Kayden (I don't know which one is which) did on his twitter.
ReplyDeleteKaden is the dumb one. I'm just playing, that doesn't help. She's the one with the dark hair.
ReplyDeleteShe also sent one to that Nik's chick woman Sarah Wood. So that kind of tells me it's fake as well. But the keywords "Nik Richie is dead" is getting hit on a lot, so I was thinking of posting something on it.
He died in my arms.
ReplyDeleteScooby
Sorry about that Scooby. That must have been rough.
ReplyDeleteI actually had to work today. Bummer. So is the fucker dead or not?
ReplyDelete