Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Jamie Pressly Axe Commercial

Jamie Pressly wants to wash balls. Old balls, fuzzy balls, even some dude's big ball sack. CBT, as you watch this please keep your pants buttoned. Thanks.

179 comments:

  1. man, i would love to have her wash my balls.

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  2. The old lady's reaction at 1:17-1:18 is great.

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  3. that old lady is boss.

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  4. I imagine Forrest Trout is going to enjoy this ad.

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  5. did you ever see that movie called poison ivy: the new seduction?

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  6. Parts of it. I watched all the first one with Drew Barrymore. It was great.

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  7. Did you ever see that movie Jawbreaker?

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  8. jawbreaker? nope. but isnt marylin mansons ex wife in it? rose mcgowen.

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  9. Yeah she is. So is that former Noxema woman who was on 90210 as that douche Dylan McKay's fiance. Or maybe they actually got married, not sure.

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  10. oh, rebecca gayheart. the one that was on video smoking crack?

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  11. Yeah, her. She was on video smoking crack? I saw the video where her and some chick were in the bathtub together.

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  12. yeah. it was the same video i think. but she was sucking the glass dick.

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  13. Wow, I didn't see that part. Interesting.

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  14. did you know that she also killed a 9 year old kid?

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  15. back in 91. she ran him over as he was crossing the street on his way home from school. she got probation and a fine.

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  16. i meant 2001. sorry. my mistake.

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  17. well he shoulda used the crosswalk and looked both ways.

    i love jawbreaker

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  18. That's right. Now I remember hearing something about that.

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  19. kinkyb!tch:

    Yeah, Jawbreaker is a great movie.

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  20. britney spears's mom did the same thing

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  21. i think i have just found an untapped market. i can get hired by the families of victims when justice hasnt been served and i can get revenge for them. rebecca would be raped to death. or given the wheel.

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  22. you know that rick sanchez from cnn also killed somebody. he ran them over while he was fucking drunk.

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  23. kinkyb!tch:

    That happened awhile back, didn't it?

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  24. Yeah, and Sanchez still has a job.

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  25. thats just fucking crazy. i dont get how that happens.

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  26. yeah, way before the britster was born.

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  27. You know, I haven't heard or seen anything about Jamie Lynn in awhile.

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  28. vince neil also killed somebody in a car wreck. the lead singer from hanoi rocks.

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  29. jamie lynn is changing diapers.

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  30. they were doing a beer run and took off in a pantera. vince was driving and lost control and wrecked. the other guy died and vince went to prison for vehicular manslaughter.

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  31. the pantera was a total loss. the biggest loss of the whole incident, i think.

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  32. no, he went to jail....for 15 days.

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  33. do you know how hard it is to find a pantera? and when you do people wont sell them. they are about as hard to find as a 70 plymouth superbird.

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  34. I'm not exactly a car connoisseur, so I wouldn't know.

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  35. oh me either. but i do love cars. i always have. did you ever see joe dirt? well the car he is driving in the movie with the big wing on the trunk, thats a plymouth superbird.

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  36. fuck yes, my friend. they are extremely hard to find. you would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack.

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  37. they only made 1,920 in 1970. old mopars hold their value pretty well but finding parts is very hard. i had a 73 roadrunner and it was next to impossible to find parts. and when i did find the parts they were charging up that wazoo for them.

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  38. I just looked one up on E-Bay motors. There's a "Buy it Now" option for one of them. For $89,000.

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  39. thats cheap. last year i think it was, somebody sold one at barret-jackson for $145,000.

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  40. Yeah, this one had some miles on it. I'm sure the one that went for $145,000 was mint.

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  41. the other day i saw an ad selling a 1979 10th anniversary trans am for 8 grand. 8 fucking grand! jesus christ.

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  42. no. the dude just needed the money. it had 46,000 original miles. i nearly shit my pants when i saw that ad. those cars are worth money.

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  43. they are selling a horn for a 70 superbird for $695 if you are interested. thats why i hate mopar.

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  44. i doubt the car sold quick. spurs, in arizona they want to pay bottom dollar but want to sell for the highest dollar. arizona is like israel. the land of jews.

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  45. yeah. i had to buy 3 things for the roadrunner i had and they werent cheap.

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  46. Spurs,

    I attempted to watch Southland and they have decided to repeat season 1 and then play the 6 episodes of season 2. This is why I stopped watching The Sopranos. They take too long to start a new season.

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  47. one time i was selling a dodge little red express and some dickweed emails me telling me to call him quick, that he is interested in buying the truck that day. so i call him and he asks, 'so how much are you asking?' i replied, 'what did the ad say?'
    then he goes, 'asking price and sellng price are 2 different things. i want to offer you $4,500 right now.' i told him i will let him ride in the back for 4 and a half grand. and he can even take pictures to show his family.

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  48. DG:

    That is true about the Sopranos. I guess I can kind of see why they did that with Southland, being it's on a new network.

    I'd still like to check that show out. I thought it was aired on Tuesdays?

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  49. ok. i gotta run. see ya.

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  50. It is on Tuesdays but you can watch it on tnt's website.

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  51. I think I'll check out a few episodes this weekend.

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  52. ...
    reminds me of that "Orbit"
    "Lint Licker" commercial...


    good times...

    like Poison Ivy 2 & 3


    - chef -

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  53. And yeah, that Orbitz commercial was great.

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  54. Nothing just back to the salt mines... dont really want to do it today

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  55. Where's RQ krazy ass, I know she doesnt have a job or a life

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  56. I've been wondering where she's been at as well. I do know that her mom was coming in to visit her.

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  57. Spurs you hear the Nik Richie dies rumors today?
    Also check out this article (youve probably seen it) but it mentions you

    http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-11-27/news/the-dirty-on-nik-richie-post-it-note-ninjas-and-sca-gate-all-within-this-owl-s-talons/

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  58. looks like conan is getting 45 million to be fired. awesome.

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  59. Wopness:

    Thanks, I'll check that out.

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  60. Yeah Wopness, I remember seeing that. The thing is, I never wrote that comment. I was name jacked. I blasted Stephen in that article when it was posted, I think my comments have been deleted.

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  61. And what's up with these Nik Richie dies rumors? I haven't seen those. Where are they?

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  62. Anonymous:

    Yeah, I saw that. He only has to wait 8 months to be back on the air too.

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  63. Spurs: Got to his and Ari's Twitters/ also look on the tiger woods post on Dirty under the comments

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  64. Damn, I just checked out the comments on the Woods' post. Let me go check out his twitter.

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  65. I took that comment seriously about torching the girls car and I did it. I wish I would've known that really wasn't you.

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  66. Sorry to put you through all the trouble DG. But no, I never made that comment.

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  67. I think its bullshit, but really not that funny of a "joke"

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  68. No need to apologize to me, it is the girl that is dead because you told me to do it.

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  69. No, I don't think it's all that funny either Wopness.

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  70. Spurs: We want a video from you... The followers of your site have spoken

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  71. And I see they updated comments from this morning, I don't think they would be doing that if he was dead.

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  72. DG:

    Well, I feel sorry for her then.

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  73. Wopness:

    A video? Of what? I'm not high, it wouldn't be funny.

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  74. spurs, are you some sort of leader of an online cult?

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  75. Uh no, how about you? Are you the leader of a cult?

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  76. get high


    dont make your cult revolt on you.

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  77. What do you want the video to be about? Just me rambling?

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  78. Anonymous:

    Not sure where they are.

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  79. well i want them to defend themselves for having such repulsive used cooters

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  80. Anon: you would probably give your life savings ($35.63) to sleep with one of those ladies

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  81. Wopness:

    All right. If I find out he did commit suicide, I'll make a video.

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  82. No Way would Nik kill himself. Its not his character. No Way.

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  83. Yeah, I don't think he did either.

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  84. That is nice of you spurs. Make a video only if he is really dead.

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  85. Well DG, what do you want me to do?

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  86. He is too into himself to kill himself. Now a prescription overdose would be possible because that is the way to go out and become a legend.

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  87. And thanks, I think it is nice. It would be like a eulogy.

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  88. Maybe you could do a reanactment of his death.

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  89. That's pretty funny, but messed up too. Why would I give you reason to celebrate?

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  90. But he Tweeted a farewell... not sure exactly what he meant by that, but pretty sure it Was Not that he was about to kill himself.

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  91. Well, I asked someone about his "suicide", and they said:

    1. He is kind of emo

    2. He has "mood swings like crazy. You have to remember most girls only use him or don't want him."

    So I guess it isn't impossible, but I still think it's a publicity stunt.

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  92. i wish i was a cult leader. like jim jones or something. drink the flavor-aid and be free.

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  93. Well, I guess that would be all right if your followers were all women, and then you could "smash" them all before drinking the Kool-Aid.

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  94. i would have them drink the kool-aid firsy then once they pass out from the ghb, its showtime.

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  95. oh yeah. webcam, high speed internet connection, paypal account....do you see where this could lead?

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  96. depends on what country im in.

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  97. That's true. You could ask Forrest Trout about different countries and what you could get away with.

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  98. im pretty sure he knows all about the laws in the scandinavian countries. i think thats where i could get away with the most.

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  99. or u could just seek help....

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  100. where is forrest trout anyway? did the entrance to his cave get snowed in?

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  101. I think the windmill blew over, and now he doesn't have electricity.

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  102. hahaha...that was pretty good. i kinda figured maybe he had to peddle a bike for electricity. but then again, how could that be when he has a beer gut?

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  103. Good point. But he still gets plenty of women anonymous.

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  104. kidnapping isnt considered 'getting women'. well, it is and it isnt.

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  105. It's not kidnapping, it's paying.

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  106. man, that sucks for cbt. i guess its better than raping. if somebody is selling, somebody is buying.

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  107. whats up with the mexi-whores and there stinky cunts?

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  108. they are in mexico. i dont think they have internet there.

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  109. or maybe at the vagina gym.

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  110. I would rather pay $5 to a 60 year old Tijuana whore in the alley than bang any of these used up cumdumpsters

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  111. apparently dead people rsvp for parties

    http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/arizonaliving/articles/2010/01/21/20100121parkerparty0121.html

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  112. who the fuck is stalking me off of here

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  113. Wopness, I looked at Kaden's lame twitter page, if it is a joke, she's in on it.

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  114. spurs and wop-you have my permission to touch yourselves as well.

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  115. KB - hey thanks, but unlike most of the (male) posters on this site, I have not had to resort to chronic masturbation since I was 12...

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  116. Yeah, thanks for the permission kinkyb!tch.

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  117. not even a little bit when you think of me?
    bummer.
    you do get a little tingly though, no?

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  118. tingly? yes, actually a little. I mean it was a hot statement.

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  119. I am thinking I should do freelance writing. I do believe I have a gift.

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  120. 'only Francis cums inside of me, and he doesn't 'dump' it, he shoots it deep within the confines of my tight, warm pussy. Rub it out to that thought, motherfucker.'

    still living in the e-fantasy world, kb?

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  121. Kinkybitch your husband must be a real loser. Oh and Nik Richie is dead. DOA,,

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  122. k, you know this isnt the sims. quit trying to live in a make believe world.

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  123. nik isnt dead. its all just a stunt. hes a mega douche bag. have you seen his stupid background on his twitter page? fucking camel jockey.

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  124. and if he really is dead, i say we go to his funeral and spit on his corpse.

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  125. KB - Id jerk off on your face if I was drunk

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  126. Fatboy Drew just called me,, he's in tears.. Yeah I'll spit on his corpse

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  127. fat dreche called me too, he said its not gay if we close our eyes, whatever that means

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  128. Before I hung up with fatdrew,, he told me at least he'll always have his ARI,,

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  129. nik should be dead the camel jockey sand nigger piece of shit taliban

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  130. RIP Corbin,, Hooman,, Nicole-- I mean Nik Richie. The world is a better place without you.


    Getrad

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  131. Nik was last seen buying a copy of Heidi Montag's CD


    Ari

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  132. Thanks for your thoughts Getrad. I still think it's all a hoax.

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  133. I'm surprised he was able to get ahold of a copy.

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  134. Since Nik is dead VH1 can do a reality show to search for the next Nik Richie.

    First in line will be Drew.

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  135. Well he already puts question marks where they don't belong, so he's got that going for him.

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  136. Drew's life is one big question mark. I doubt he even gets it.

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  137. That's funny. If Nik really did off himself, I'm looking forward to what kind of post Drew puts up about it.

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  138. Oh, and Drew also posts in the AZ time zone, so he also has that going for him.

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  139. But of course, that's been mentioned a time or ten.

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  140. Probably something along the lines of how they were real close friends and business partners.

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  141. Unless there is an Arizona option he may be posting an hour different because he probably doesn't know AZ doesn't change the time.

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  142. He probably doesn't. But I think there is that option. I could be wrong though.

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  143. I bet Drew is taking this really hard. Maybe Drew will off himself too just to be like Nik. It will be just like Heathers.

    That would only make sense if you actually have seen that movie.

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  144. Yeah, and you know I haven't. I still don't think it's true DG.

    And check your e-mail.

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  145. I don't think it's true either. Lonnie More posted the same thing as Jayden or Kayden (I don't know which one is which) did on his twitter.

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  146. Kaden is the dumb one. I'm just playing, that doesn't help. She's the one with the dark hair.

    She also sent one to that Nik's chick woman Sarah Wood. So that kind of tells me it's fake as well. But the keywords "Nik Richie is dead" is getting hit on a lot, so I was thinking of posting something on it.

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  147. He died in my arms.


    Scooby

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  148. Sorry about that Scooby. That must have been rough.

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  149. I actually had to work today. Bummer. So is the fucker dead or not?

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