Thursday, June 24, 2010

The first post of the site



I wasn't kidding Hollywood. You and your roaches are going to get LIT UP.

Update: Kinkyb!tch had the idea to throw the first post back up being it's the anniversary and all, so here it is. Plus I'm feeling lazy (not as lazy as later on when I'll be baked, but still.)

213 comments:

  1. Fuck you Rock. I wasn't even planning on ripping you. But guess what? Now I am.

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  2. Oh My Gawd!!!!!!

    I can't seem to find Big Drew. Have you seen him Spursy? I can't live without his big greg.

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  3. Pam:

    He's probably in his dungeon feeding his victims. They get one meal a day. Also, is he the guy who gave you Hep C?

    Would make sense.

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  4. Love it Spurs! Tell Pam to shove it,
    she's beyond hep, err I mean "help"!

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  5. Thanks Queen Bee. I wonder if Pam likes techno too?

    Who listens to that shit anymore anyway?

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  6. I'm glad someone is finally going to try to put Nik and his people in their place. Nice job, spurs fan.

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  7. FYI, I didn't write that comment dude..

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  8. Steve Rock:

    That's cool. I really don't have any desire to insult you anyway. I don't know why that is, but it saddens me.

    Same with the Antique. I mean, why insult the elderly? Not cool in my book.

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  9. haha, sorry to bum you out brotha!!

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  10. No problem Rock. Just know this:

    More than likely I could knock you out of the park. But you stay away from the "limelight" (like the light that gets flys to it and then zaps the shit out of them) over there at that shithole you work at, so hey, good for you.

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  11. Wopness got a shot out! Word

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  12. And Drew's comments have not changed after a year.

    Alright, I'm outta here. Have fun smoking spurs and don't answer the door if its the cops or Lindsay.

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  13. I'll keep that in mind DG. And yeah, I had forgotten Pam Anderson left a comment on here. Surprisingly you didn't. You used to leave Anonymous comments blasting me.

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  14. I only left a few. But you can give me credit for all of them if you want.

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  15. Yeah, it was you and Rocket Queen coming over and leaving shitty hurtful comments.

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  16. That's because we are real friends.

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  17. Yeah, you're disparaging comments really got me to wake up and think about things.

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  18. oh to look back and reflect...nostalgia.

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  19. Great choice of words. Nostalgia indeed.

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  20. who was rock anyway?

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  21. http://www.spursfansays.com/2009/06/dinner-for-two.html

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  22. I think I commented on here only a few times but would come on to read the posts and comments. I was a lurker until RQ pissed me off. Wow me and Lindsey are so alike, we are both lurkers.

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  23. what a fag! well the both of them.

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  24. I appreciate you lurking until you got the nads to finally comment.

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  25. I really liked Rock's colored hair.

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  26. only difference was RQ really was blatantly talking shit about me.

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  27. strange that nik had nothing but douchebags working for him. the same kind that were posted on his site.

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  28. Yeah she was Skeets. And it all started when you didn't comment about CBT's stupid dogs and she got all pissed off.

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  29. fuck...i hope dg and i dont end up like cbt and rq.

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  30. Haha I can't believe you remember that Sours, you are a true friend. I couldn't recall why she went off on me.

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  31. You'll need to start telling stories about your chicks Anonymous.

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  32. No problem Skeets, I thought it was funny.

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  33. im staying on dg's 'honey' side.....trust me.

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  34. but i dont see her and i having any bad times. its all buttery smooth from here on out.

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  35. It's like a match made in heaven.

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  36. Yeah, Skeets needs to start sleeping with one eye open.

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  37. ok...i need to get gone for a bit. be back later.

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  38. she was all pissed at me for not posting my dog

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  39. Why wouldn't you submit a pic of your dog?

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  40. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZB44Ea1A0k

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  41. edit your title, dummy.
    Was that link left because none of us here are adults?

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  42. omg, I'm pulling an L. I read something into a simple link that was posted. This is not good, not good at all.

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  43. What do you mean about the title kinkyb!tch?

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  44. Happy Anniversary Spursy! Who the hell came up with Spursy anyway? Feel gay just typing that sh!t.

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  45. What's up 2dirty4u? I forget who came up with it first, but yeah, it's gay all right.

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  46. spurs I just never got around to it, not like i was refusing

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  47. You should have dropped everything and done it Oz.

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  48. what you were you thinking?

    Pammycakes called him Spursy a lot, and a few times some of us would mock her, but the other day L did it (but with an ie instead of a y) and it just made me laugh for some reason. So I started it up again.
    Happy Birthday Spursie Fan Says.

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  49. haha that was funnny. Sorry I was watching "The Silent Scream" on youtube.

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  50. Yeah, the title was a little lame kinkyb!tch, you're right.

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  51. well let's see him now, Ozzie.
    oh, I guess it is anniversary, huh. 2d4u is the first one to say it right.

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  52. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100624/ap_on_bi_ge/us_asian_carp_great_lakes

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  53. I love linds. You guys stop being mean to her!

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  54. has anyone watched this vid from start to finish? Don't lie either.

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  55. I don't mind Linds, but she needs to chill. It starts to ruin my Vicodin high and I don't like when people fuck with that so I go off on her.

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  56. I did a long time ago (watch the vid)

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  57. See, that's why women love me. I remember dates.

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  58. I watched it from start to finish kinkyb!tch.

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  59. kb: watch yo mouf about my linds!

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  60. I love you cause you suck my toes, 2d4u.

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  61. Will you always remember the date of your workplace sexual harassment 2dirty4u?

    (sorry, couldn't help it)

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  62. Spurs, I take back my "happy anniversary" focker. And kb, I only suck your toes because that's all you will let me suck. =)

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  63. Oh I watched it. Wow Wop, all of a sudden defending Lindsanity.
    It's not so much that I dislike her, she just irks the hell out of me with her victim fucking mentality.

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  64. All I said was she needs to chill, Ozzie. Don't start channeling her and get all worked up about something that simple.
    If he doesn't recall that date, he will never forget when he first gets it in the ass from Bubba when he goes to prison for it, Spursie.

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  65. 2dirty4u said...
    And kb, I only suck your toes because that's all you will let me suck. =)


    Well, what else is there on me to suck? I do not have a megaclit. I'm going to have nightmares about those tonight.

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  66. Sitting here staring at a bottle of 3 olives. One of us is going down tonight.

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  67. "If he doesn't recall that date, he will never forget when he first gets it in the ass from Bubba when he goes to prison for it, Spursie."

    Great point kinkyb!tch. He can draw it on his prison cell wall with some chalk. Or engrave it with the shiv he's going to need.

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  68. damn kb, I think you just ruined my buzz with that one. LOL

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  69. And I agree about the nightmares. Chyna's was just so nasty.

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  70. Don't worry, if you do go to prison, I will be your penpal, 2d4u.

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  71. it really did look like an infant's circumsized penis.

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  72. It certainly appeared that way 2dirty4u.

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  73. Look at many infants penises do we kb? =)

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  74. I think Stone Cold or some other wrestler banged Chyna. Nasty.

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  75. Yeah man. He went to prison and everything.

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  76. She is. She's just a little whore.

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  77. I think I like her even more now!

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  78. So you still looking for a place?

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  79. I'm curious how your girlfriend at work is doing, 2d4u. You should share your bottle of 3 olives with her.

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  80. It's part of my job at times, 2d4u.
    Sours, tell the story how it went. He was not yet a convict when I knew him.

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  81. She's talking with an attorney DG, that's how she's doing.

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  82. Going to look at the Meridian tomorrow. Looks like a nice place. I may check out downtown as well, but for the prices they want for some of the ones I've looked at, I could buy a house.

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  83. Yeah, kinkyb!tch was 15, he was 19 or so and kinkyb!tch gave up the goods. Back when she was tight.

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  84. Be sure to look at the apartment reviews 2dirty4u.

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  85. 2d4u, does she still sext you? If so, you should submit them here for us all to read.

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  86. And yes, downtown isn't that cheap. There's also a high rise off Vance Jackson and 410 that I heard is nice.

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  87. There's an idea. Yeah 2dirty4u, let's see what she writes. Better yet, let's see her.

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  88. Actually, thats not a bad idea kb. Whats the worst that could happen right? LOL

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  89. No. Sweet geezus, why did I ever you tell you freaks this story?
    We dated in HS, I was 17 and he was 19 (so I was in HS, he had graduated 2 yrs before me). I hadn't seen or heard from him in years and then a few months ago someone told me they had heard a rumor that he was a sex offender now, so we looked him up and it was true. Then I had Wop look up his charges/sentence and he confirmed he was a rapist now.
    End story.

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  90. Wait are you getting sued for sexual harrassment or are you suing her? Im cornfused.

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  91. yes submit them. but you have to submit your responses to.

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  92. Then kinkyb!tch was given a really hard time. End story.

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  93. No Elfie, nobody is getting sued yet. Damnit if I do, I'm goig to blame Spursie for this one.

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  94. The guy is like 5'6" too 2dirty4u. He must have been terrorizing elves and midgets.

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  95. Maybe I'll sure you for harassment if you keep calling me spursie.

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  96. laugh while you can 2d4u. Your flier with your info will be up in neighborhoods in a few years if you keep ignoring your employee.

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  97. Yes, i shall defend Linds' honor til my death

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  98. That was part of his appeal....my boobs would be right in his face when we would hug (if I wore heels)
    Good times.

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  99. Whatever kb. I would have forgotten about it by now if Spursie wouldn't keep bringing it up. Plus I was drunk and remember nothing, so technically it didn't happen.

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  100. You didn't "make him that way." You just enabled him, that's all.

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  101. You might wanna delete that response, 2d4u. A lawyer will twist that last line for his benefit and say that her claims must have merit, and how can your counsel rebuff--you don't remember anything.
    Fuck, I shoulda been a lawyer, I'm good at spinning shit/lying.

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  102. Hey Wop, how do I find out what charges my ex was just recently convicted on? I can't find it online. I do have the case #

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  103. You would make a good lawyer kinkyb!tch. Justifying your clients' actions like you did pedo elf.

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  104. Oh and any way to find out his sentence?

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  105. You mixed the story up spurs. I was the one who was 15 and my pedo was 19. Well, technically I was 14 but it was only a month away from my birthday.

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  106. and she wants me to forward the texts messages to be posted here. LOL Sure, like I said, whats the worst that could happen.

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  107. I was just giving kinkyb!tch a hard time. I forgot about you being a pedo enabler too DG. Bunch of sick fucks around her. Drug dealers, sexual deviants, nuts, ex-cons, dudes who pay hookers, you name it, it's her.

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  108. I'm starting to see a pattern here Spurs. All the ladies have exes with records......

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  109. Yeah 2dirty4u, these chicks are deviants.

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  110. No Spurs. You and I have never met.

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  111. I didn't justify it, I was thinking like any lawyer would. He musta been pro per to not get have anyone come up with those excuses that fast.
    Yeah Sours, it was the other pedolover, DG who was 15.
    2d4u, I'm just fucking with you. I mean, I hope she doesn't do that to you, but bitches be crazy. I'd cease all contact with her just in case, or at least any contact that can be recorded.

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  112. Sours is going to be my next ex since I know now he fits the bill.

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  113. That was terrible DG. That's like a "I'm rubber and you're glue" bullshit insult.

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  114. I bet DG's ex is out abducting school girls. Way to go DG. Sicko.

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  115. However, I do like sexual deviants.

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  116. That is Francis was my favorite, his felony conviction on child porn. He toldme not to tell anyone, but since L told secrets I am, too.
    Sours, if you rape a chick I might give you the time of day.

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  117. I like sexual deiants as well. Amazed how I haven't been sued yet. =)

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  118. That's exactly what I was trying to point out Elfie. But spurs didn't get it. He must already be smoking.

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  119. No thanks kinkyb!tch. But that's cool you spilled the beans about Francis. I thought there was something wrong with him.

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  120. Ozzie, look up Spurs too, since now we all know he has a record.

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  121. Yeah, it's always those quiet, nice ones you have to watch out for. He totally fooled you guys.

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  122. Not yet DG. Soon though. I'm about to leave work to go pick it up. Then I'm going to throw another post up. Just waiting so I can grab 200. Don't want any of you losers getting it on this special day.

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  123. you cant get it, Spurs. You are the one who is going to give out a prize for it. You cant give a prize to yourself, dummy.

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  124. I don't have a record. I have arrests. Actually, I did plead guilty for marijuana possession and I didn't take probation though it was offered. Fuck that.

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  125. who would have thought that spurs is a real life george jung?

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  126. Sorry spurs, it may be cool that I like sexual deviants but I already found one.

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  127. Oh yeah. The prize is someone gets "greg blasted" by me. Now fight amongst yourselves for 200.

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  128. they kinda look the same, minus the long hair. Grow it out, Spursie.

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  129. george, george, george jung of the jungle.

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  130. I used to have long hair kinkyb!tch.

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  131. I know all about spurs record, he is pretty gangsta

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  132. mullets don't really count, Spursie.

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  133. yeah...i can kinda see it:

    http://www.hamaraforums.com/uploads/post-1609-1205526220.png

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  134. Well, I'm officially out of the 200 race.

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  135. did he finish paying restitution to that old lady for her purse he stole, Ozzie?

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  136. I'm calling the DEA while you are gone. Sucka.

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  137. Hey I'm in! In it to win it... or lose it, my lunch that is. I need help losing these last 2 lbs.

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  138. Oh wop I sent you mail! Send me a pic of your baby so I know what to expect when I squeeze your next one out.

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  139. heres what i look like...minus the long hair:

    http://www.funpicsfree.com/image%20voting/images/Funny%20Ugly%20Dude.jpg

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  140. Elfie,

    Fuck up one of your teeth. As of Friday I lost 5 lbs because I couldn't really eat.

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  141. I think 2d4u got scared and is calling that chick right now.

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  142. Wow, that guy looks like he is having a really bad day.

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  143. if I could find out stuff like Wop, I would search for everyone I ever came in contact with.

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  144. i was...i mean, he was.

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  145. No, but the drunk me obviously likes to fuck with the sober me, but we aren't there yet.

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  146. I had a messed up tooth I got crowned last year, it got knocked loose and broken years ago by said ex and one day started THROBING like a mother f'er. I got it fixed really fast and didn't lose any weight. I had a stress ulcer a few years ago, I lost 15lbs then. not because I couldnt eat but because I couldnt keep it from coming back up.

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  147. so Elfie, what did your baby daddy do to go to prison this time?

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  148. he was convicted of being a great kisser.

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  149. so you must be serving life then,right Anon?

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  150. no. im a virgin. never been kissed. when girls talk to me i cry.

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  151. yup....its a sad life. im thinking about starting a support group. interested?

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  152. one time a girl smiled at me and i threw up and pissed at the same time. it was a fail.

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  153. i will never be able to find out what its like to cum on a girls chi-chis.

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  154. the sad part is, it just might be true :(

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  155. is everyone avoiding the 200?

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  156. whoa, check this out
    http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/news/gulf-oil-spill/visualize-oil-spill-map

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  157. Damn, that's nuts, but not as bad as I thought it would be kinkyb!tch.

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  158. I don't see bubbles, but the water and sand look horrible.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO193f8xAls&feature=autofb

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  159. go ahead and send my prize pic to
    yallknowwho@hotmail.com

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  160. haha!

    KB~ Meth possession and he admitted that he bought it for $40, which leads me to believe that he was trying to get charged with the lesser possession instead of intent to distribute, either that or he is just stupid.

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  161. Anonymous, I really liked your pic.

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  162. Isn't your ex going to be locked up for awhile?

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