Just realized that yesterday was the one year anniversary of this site. So I wanted to thank everyone who has visited and all the people who have commented on the site. I really do appreciate the laughs I have gotten (that's me showing my caring side).
In other news, Happy Late Birthday *Miss Texas*. In more important news and something that actually matters to me, my buddy hooked up with some great smoke, so as of this afternoon I'll be getting baked again. Good times.
One year? That's all? Gosh, it feels like I've spent a million moments spent with you all.
ReplyDeleteAnd my writing continues to be pelicanized.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get older Skeets you'll cherish those moments deep in your heart.
ReplyDeleteI was going to mention that, but I figure I'd cut you a break.
ReplyDeleteI just watched that video, geezus I don't know why I didn't take FL Anon's reply as a warning. That bitch is grotesque! Wtf is wrong with her left tit?? It fucking points west. And her clit--please don't tell me clits like that turn you guys on, ugh. I won't be able to eat for a week now.
ReplyDeleteoh, and Happy Birthday to the site! Did you get it a stripper for later?
ReplyDeleteNo, a hooker.
ReplyDeleteSkeets-a-leets, did you ever listen to Vanessa Carlton's Heroes and Thieves album? If so, what songs on it are good?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of her announcing she's a lesbo?
ReplyDeleteand the cameraman must be a disgusting, fat, Joey Buttafucco looking fool. He was mesmerized and kept talking about how lucky he was. I don't even want to see the other chicks he's banged if that is "lucky". He was a total mouth breather too, gross.
ReplyDeleteI didn't listed to any of the video, I think I might later. But she's so sickening it's hard to do.
ReplyDeleteSours, please, for the love of Britney, warn us heavily before posting another vid like that. I know we all like making people look at stuff that is gross, but that is just mental and emotional abuse to do so using this tape.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, I should have put a warning on there kinkby!tch.
ReplyDeleteI haven't listened to the album yet KB... Sours Vanessa Carlton has lesbian face, it's like gaydar for men homosexuals. I've also noticed that a lot of lesbians have similar body types too
ReplyDeleteyeah those mega clits are just sick. Can you imagine how big they get right before it is about to explode?
ReplyDeleteLike that Kristen Stewart chick Skeets?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, have you ever seen an extra large clit up close?
ReplyDeleteNot one where I was freaked out by it like hers kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'd have to peace out I think if I were a lesbian and saw that.
ReplyDeleteHey Skeets, I saw where LaToya said that MJ was killed for his album collection.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Carlton is bi, so her face makes sense.
ReplyDeleteFunny, same here kinkyb!tch. But I wouldn't even get close to going down on that skank or even touching her pussy, so no worries there.
ReplyDeleteYEah she has gay face man. I was just talking about this cause one of my friends recently started dating chicks and everyone was all surprised but I was like I knew it all along, she totally has gay-face... plus she hit on me sometimes. She is dating my boss' niece now, which is weird.
ReplyDeleteIs the niece hot?
ReplyDeleteShe is pretty, they both are pretty bit like I said they have similar body types. Top heavy, no defined waist and no ass.
ReplyDeletePink has no defined waist. Have you ever seen her stomach? It looks like a man's, it is really odd.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Carlton defintely has bi face, she is pretty but in a strange way.
ReplyDeleteNot much material to work up a fantasy in my mind Skeets. Thanks for nothing.
ReplyDeletePink is Bi duh!
ReplyDeleteWell sours they both have big boobs and pretty faces and are hispanic.
ReplyDeleteyou know what I found nasty as well in that video...when she was playing with herself (Im assuming all chicks play with their clit only when doing so, cause I mean really, no point in anything else going in there but a dick)..anyway, when she was rubbing herself out her hands were really low for her to reach her clit. She should measure it and see if she can beat out Chyna's.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't know. I don't see what Cary whatshisface sees in her. I mean he is no prize himself, but weird coupling there.
ReplyDeleteDo they have cholla eyebrows, Elf?
Yep, Pink is bi for sure.
ReplyDeleteDoes Chyna have a mega clit too? Well at least hers makes sense with all the steroids and testosterone she likely has taken.
ReplyDeleteOkay, thanks for a little more detail on the lesbos.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen it, but some chick I used to work with told me her hubs had a porn with her and it was so nasty he couldn't watch it, and he would watch all kinds of different porn, but that megaclit weirded him out.
ReplyDeleteThat's another nasty one. Chyna. Couldn't even imagine how awful her goods are.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday america!
ReplyDeleteNo they don't have chola brows. My boss' niece is kind of emo looking and my friend wears hardly any makeup but is naturally very pretty.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeletejust chilling out here man. trying to figure out that one math problem. i wonder if eflie or kb can?
ReplyDeleteThis is supposedly Chyna's
ReplyDeletehttp://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg
did you think you would be here a year ago?
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross Skeets, what the hell?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know what to think Anonymous. I really wasn't looking at it down the line.
ReplyDeleteSorry man, Danielles wasn't that much different except that she didn't have a defined head on hers.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how hot or cool a chick was, if her clit looked like that, I'd end it immediately.
ReplyDeleteman...is/was chyna a hermie?
ReplyDeleteIt appears that way Anonymous.
ReplyDeletejeez...thats yuck to the 10th degree.
ReplyDeleteWasn't some famous wrestler dating that beast for awhile?
ReplyDeletesome douche from that team dx. i dont remember his name but he used to cause drama on the one vh1 show.
ReplyDeleteThat is a disturbing pic. Skeets really should have put a warning on that one kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOne year only? I thought it was over a year already.
ReplyDeleteWell, a year and a day.
ReplyDeletehello sweetcheeks!
ReplyDeleteI just watched that video from the last post now. I think the lemon party was hotter.
ReplyDeleteHi sweetiepie!
ReplyDeleteAre you going to make a sex tape when you are all chewed up DG?
ReplyDeletehave you ever seen old lady porn spurs?
ReplyDeleteNever......beacause I will never be chewed up like that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, a few clips and pics.
ReplyDeleteDid you like it spurs?
ReplyDeletethese are the best:
ReplyDeletebarely legal porn!
http://livecamcastle.com/sd/mature/055/ghm_m.html
http://livecamcastle.com/sd/mature/054/ghm_m.html
No DG, not very impressed.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'll be checking those links out Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei dont see dg ending up all chewed up...and since i have a tic tac for a dick, no need about getting worn out.
ReplyDeletewhy? those chicks are hot! jordan capri and tawny stone!
ReplyDeleteJordan Capri is hot, but I'm pretty sure she's not in one of those links.
ReplyDeleteDoes your penis look like Chyna's mega clit or more like this:
ReplyDeletedang I cant click on the pictures that came up... anyway google micro penis and look at the pictures ahaha. Supposedly Jon from Jon and Kat plus 8 has a micro peen.
Now that is truly grandma porn
ReplyDeleteshe lives here in phx...or used to. she worked at her dads engraving business.
ReplyDeleteWho? Jordan Capri?
ReplyDeleteHow do you think they approached that old lady to do a porn? She has to be at least 85.
ReplyDeleteyeah. she lived in glendale.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good question DG.
ReplyDeletehow did that dude get a hard on t fuck that granny?
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteIsn't it sad to know that will be your only options in about 40 years?
Spurs must not own a gun.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one DG.
ReplyDelete40 days?
ReplyDeleteim in no hurry to live and im not in a hurry to die....either way, fuck it.
ReplyDeleteMake at least 40 months.
ReplyDeleteDG needs to head over to your place and cheer you up Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI think anon needs to be saved. I'm going to send him to some jesus freak to show him the way.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Skeets, what do you think causes it?
ReplyDeletehave lindsay channel the ghost of frank sinatra.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a micro penis is a penis of a hermaphrodite?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. My friend and I went to Sedona to one of those places that sell crystals and asked for a rock to bring back the ghost of Frank Sinatra.
ReplyDeleteYou think she would've looked at us like we were crazy. But she sells fucking rocks for a living so she didn't it.
You should get some crystals like Spencer Pratt has.
ReplyDeleteNo if you look at the pictures they are clearly male... balls and all. Mega clit can be a sign of hermaphrodite cause all embryos start out anatomically female, if they grow a penis or balls they are have the y chromoshome somewhere in their genetic code. They will have a vagina with internal testes instead of ovaries or both vagina and penis or ambigious genitalia
ReplyDeletei wonder how long before spencer pratt is doing gay porn?
ReplyDeletethat's awesome kasey. not so sure i would have posted that you were going to get baked on the INTERNET. but hey, whatever. do what you do. burn baby burn.
ReplyDeleteSpencer should open a store out there.
ReplyDeleteOnce so funny about that is I went with Nick which I have told you about. After making a joke out of the store. He got a gf who insisted she met me and I told her how I really feel the spirit of crystals and shit. When I told him she was wrong and never met me you think that would've been the biggest clue. But no, he believed her. He was such a kiss ass. I'm glad I'm not friends with him anymore.
What a fun scenario that would be to go through Skeets.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lindsay I appreciate it. I really hope the DEA doesn't come visit me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, kasey. The police I'm sure are monitoring the site and will be knocking on your door this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteThe CIA and FBI too.
ReplyDeletethose fucking crystals people make me laugh. and look, lindsanity is here!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to call Sheriff Joe and tell on you that way it will be on tv.
ReplyDeletetheyre gonna go knock on the basement door....i mean, apartment 'b'...sorry about that spurs.
ReplyDeleteno genius. just not probably the best idea considering your situation... whatever. you're a grown man.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably already on his way down here DG. It's the INTERNET, that info is now worldwide.
ReplyDeleteyes, the DEA does believe everything they read on the internet.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing the FBI doesn't though, cause I have Bin Laden and have made jokes about it for years.
No problem Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat situation is that Lindsay? Always so vague.
ReplyDeleteYou channeled her here anon. Now you can look at your life and appreciate it more because it could be worse. You could have the mind of a crazy girl.
ReplyDeletewell i know if i just got off probation, i wouldn't be posting that shit. just to be safe. YOU NEVER KNOW.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. I'll try to get him to deport me to Mexico and have a kid or ten, that way I can live off the government there.
ReplyDeleteyour 'situation' spurs...you know, with you being alive and all...that situation.
ReplyDeleteI have rocks. I used to punish my son by making him pick a rock and go rub it in his room while thinking about what he did wrong. haha We had a little sachel of them on the table and I would just point in that direction and he would go grab one and go to his room.
ReplyDeleteoh I forgot, I saw a Zagnut the other day at Michael's. If Astrid is looking for one, she should try that store (or maybe they call them AC Moore out in OH). I almost bought one, but it said it has coconut in it, I don't like coconut.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why were you on probation? For beating that old lady?
ReplyDeletedid your satchel have Skittles in it, Skeets?
ReplyDeletewhatever, i swear sometimes i wonder if you people are adults. ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteNone of us are, L. That is why we have asked you to join us here. Duh.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, you are such an idiot. Do you really think anything will happen because he posted that on here? Can you seriously get any more stupid?
ReplyDeleteyummm skittles- taste the fuckin rainbow.
ReplyDeleteThat was real nice of Lindsay to write that. Thank God that was the only thing I told her that was personal when I was wasted hanging out with her.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, I was on probation for the distribution of cocaine. Actually, I was arrested for that in 2006, but 10,000 to a lawyer gets you deffered probation (no conviction) for personal possession.
Good times kinkyb!tch.
lindsanity, will you please come and show me the way? lets pave our path to heaven with the skins of evil doers.
ReplyDeletehave you tried that new kind of Skittles, the one in the dark blue package? If not, don't bother, they are nasty. It is like a Skittle was coated in Alka Seltzer.
ReplyDeleteThe purple bag is still the winner.
was it the pina colada coke? thats awesome shit.
ReplyDeleteit's cool, Sours. I was on probation after I served 5 for manslaughter. Whatevs, everyone has/had a PO.
ReplyDeleteWhatever lindsay, I sometimes wonder why they would give internet access to the patients in a mental institution.
ReplyDeleteits just not wise DG. either you are completely ignorant or he has some special clearance i'm unaware of. it doesn't matter, hell talk about shooting heroin for all i care.
ReplyDeleteOh, and those couple of days a few months ago when I was gone? I actually got arrested at work because for a piss test I dipped the pea cup into water because the head fag at the piss place was staring at my cock (can't blame him). So they revoked my probation, but once again the lawyer got me off with a slap on the wrist.
ReplyDeletespeaking of pina colada coke, I had that cherry vanilla Pepsi as well, it was really tasty, and I don't even like soda.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I have to run at 5am daily, cause I eat candy and drink soda all day.
So I found out last week (after a nice lovely letter to the judge how remorseful I was--just remorseful I was caught) she terminated my probation early. No conviction or anything.
ReplyDeleteScore mother fucking board!
anon, im not trying to lead you to heaven. i'm talking about common fucking sense. anyone who has ever been in legal trouble should know these things.
ReplyDeleteI hope the judge doesn't read this.
ReplyDeleteAnd what a friend Lindsay is. You get your friendship for free and all your business posted on the internet. Lindsay, you are the true definition of PATHETIC.
ReplyDeletefly under the radar.
ReplyDeleteyou were gone? Where was I?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of piss tests, one of my cousin's asked me to do a piss test for her for work, do you know what that broad used for my pee? One of those plastic bag liners you can put in a baby's bottle (it belonged to our other cousin's kid). Then on the way to the place she drove with one hand the whole time so she could use the other hand to hold the bag in the sunlight to keep it warm. The things people do...mygosh
Lindsay, if there was a pic of me smoking a joint, that might be incriminating. But some written word shit isn't going to do anything.
ReplyDeleteI know you are in law school and all, and I appreciate the advice, but I'm not concerned.
Yeah, I'm not sure what she was thinking, but now that she let the cat out of the bag (which I would have eventually anyway), maybe it's time to post her.
ReplyDeleteshut up bitch. you're the biggest antagonizer of all DG. always running your mouth trying to stir up shome shit. well wish granted bitch.
ReplyDeleteL, when will you be done and start working as a paralegal?
ReplyDeleteI will kinkyb!tch, and I was kidding about her reading this.
ReplyDeleteSo then you are just like DG then, huh L?
ReplyDeleteyeah, post her, Sours. It's not like anyone will say anything worse than what they have already said.
lindsanity, get a life you maggot shitting cunt. why dont you talk about your time in a mental home?
ReplyDeleteI just talk shit on here Lindsay. Only you are the only one who can't handle it.
ReplyDeleteI have talked shit to everyone but Elfie, KB, and BH. Everyone except you can handle it.
But posting spurs personal shit on here was really low. I wasn't 'ignorant' of the situation. I knew about it but it was his business to tell not mine.
Well, if you really cared as a "friend", then you wouldn't just write it on the INTERNET. Don't you know everyone from everywhere reads the entire INTERNET?
ReplyDeleteWere you really in a mental home??
ReplyDeleteYou know I gotta say, most people in those places are somewhat normal, they just got caught acting stoopid when life got to be too much. We all do it to some degree, but man I kinda felt sorry for those fucks whenever I did clinicals at a place and talked with them. Mostly because of the way we would make fun of them later, but it also sucked that they had to wear those gawd awful looking hospital gowns.
Yeah DG knew too, but I wasn't worried about her being a rat. But that's cool you did it as a friend Lindsay, not just to spite me, you spiteful fuck.
ReplyDeletenext post: lindsay.
ReplyDeletelets do this spurs!
i guess i could go back a few months and find the post where you put his business out in the open too. but its not even worth my time or energy.
ReplyDeleteYou need to learn what shit talking is and what is just playful banter as well, L. Didn't anyone go over that with you and set that as a treatment goal for you in your careplan prior to discharge?? Calm down. Take an anti-anxiety agent if needed.
ReplyDeleteNah, I don't have any problems with her. It's not that big of a deal. Only thing I'm concerned about is the Feds.
ReplyDeleteor hey, why not just email your concern to spurs at spursfan@spursfansays.com?
ReplyDeletei don't walk into situations with malicious intent. that's the difference between me and you DG.
ReplyDeleteE-mail? What's that?
ReplyDeletedg isnt malicious....shes dg-licious!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteshut up bitch. you're the biggest antagonizer of all DG. always running your mouth trying to stir up shome shit. well wish granted bitch.
It's always someone else's fault isn't it Linds? You're such a loser.
any shit I've seen DG post was very vague, you just straight up said he was on probation. None of us make it a point to "out" anyone on their personal stuff they don't mention here themselves first. Except coughstalkercough Anon, but hell, I am starting to like him more than I like you so all is forgiven.
ReplyDeleteI am a Fed. I'm running an underground internet sting. You blew my cover.
ReplyDeletei know this is gonna sound crazy spurs, so grab your hat. but email is short for electronic mail. but wait, it gets better....you can send private messages to people with the email shit.
ReplyDeleteThat was something he involved me in and I got tired of your essays about me. And that was all out in the open anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhen did they invent that form of communication?
ReplyDeleteanyway, my bad if you think i ratted you out. it wasn't the intention, but then at least you know how i have felt several times when my trust has been betrayed. it's a bitch ain't it? say what you will, do what you will. i'm out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought you could only talk via open, public forums like this?
ReplyDeletekb, sorry darling but dg has closed shop on me. maybe next lifetime?
ReplyDeleteemail just sounds so...adult. I don't know how it's slipped the minds of those around here.
ReplyDeleteLater on Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteMalicious intent? What are you talking about? Make sense, crazy bitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of starting to feel bad for L. She really does think that we all know the ins and outs of her all thanks to Spurs and thus hate her.
ReplyDeleteSours, maybe you can smoke w/her and chill her out?
well, from what i have heard...email is the basis of the intro-webz. basically, the building block.
ReplyDeleteI think she thinks I talk about her with other people. The only one I've ever said anything to was DG, and that was long ago. Anybody else who's asked I've just remained vague.
ReplyDeleteHer intention wasn't to rat you out even though she posted it here.
ReplyDeleteNobody reads this site DG, that's why it was stupid of me to write about getting baked.
ReplyDeleteSpurs has pretty decent manners. Has anyone ever noticed he always says hello and goodbye to everyone here when they post or peace out? He also uses their full names.
ReplyDeleteSuch a gentleman.
So the way you are looking at it is all wrong. You have to reason with things like you are in the Twilight Zone.
ReplyDeleteI am a gentleman kinkyb!tch. Hey, would you like a good deal on a bag of blow? (just playing, those days are long gone)
ReplyDeletebaked? just say that you are pretending to be a jew.
ReplyDeleteI never liked the Twilight Zone. Anytime I would see the opening credits/hear the music I'd change it.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous, I think I'll start referring to it as that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was never a fan either kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteman, i used to get 40 bags for 20 bucks....back in the day of course. fucking 85% pure.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks everyone is talking about her all the time. I could be giving a review on Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and somehow she will twist it and make it about her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is how she validates herself?
she reminds me of that crazy bus driver from southpark.
ReplyDeleteIf you are talking about her, that means you are talking about me DG. Fuck you!
ReplyDeletedid you hear that george burns died?
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's done that to me a few times, DG. I could reply with the shortest of replies and somehow she'd infer it was to her. I don't know anything about her besides stuff you 3 went back and forth with here and I don't even recall half of it. She really should try and overcome that flaw, that is no way to live.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I heard Lincoln died. He got shot.
ReplyDeletessshhh...dont mention lincoln like that, it pisses of lindsay cus youre talking bad about her.
ReplyDeleteWHat I find most insane is that she keeps coming back here and obviously reads without posting frequently because anytime she is mentioned Or perceives she is being mentioned) she pops right up.
ReplyDeleteNo one here gives a flying fuck about her or her life... however her craziness does add some comical fodder.
He wasn't shot spurs. Complete conspiracy. He is live and well in Aruba.
ReplyDeleteSkeets, I've tried explaining to her that maybe this site isn't the healthiest thing for her, but she keeps coming back.
ReplyDeletei heard him and elvis used to be roomies in atlanta?
ReplyDeleteI think you might be right DG.
ReplyDelete200 bitches!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was just about to write you got 200. Congrats. Even though it's not that big of a deal. But it is when I get it.
ReplyDeleteyou should put a disclaimer on your site spurs. something like, ' warning: if you are nuttier than squirrel shit this place aint gonna help ya.'
ReplyDeleteIt's a huge deal on the anniversary post. I think I should get a trophy.
ReplyDeletedg has a point there. If it were any other post I wouldn't care either (unless I ninja'd it), but this is a special post.
ReplyDeleteI have told her the same thing and she always counters that she can take a joke but not the blantant crap talking you and DG do about her... No one even mentions her until she comes around with her crazy.
ReplyDeletefor the anniversary post i think all the sane broads need to send in titty pics.
ReplyDeleteand maybe you should ressurect your first post and we can all post there and see who gets 200?
ReplyDeleteNot only is it an anniversary post, it is a post about spurs past life.
ReplyDeletei wanna see kb's cross eyed nipples. send in the pics girls.
ReplyDeleteSpurs was the original Benny
ReplyDelete