So here's Lindsay. What can you say? She's hot. And that clown all wrapped up feeling like a complete queer? Take pity on him.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Lindsay finally makes an appearance
So here's Lindsay. What can you say? She's hot. And that clown all wrapped up feeling like a complete queer? Take pity on him.
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god damn....i dont even know what to say.
ReplyDeleteno shit, she is hot. take the good with the bad Spursie. It may be worth the pain. =)
ReplyDeleteYour inner eye didn't get blinded?
ReplyDeleteso my question is, how much did she pay you to put all the bows on you Spursie?
ReplyDeleteShe is way too cute to be acting all crazy. Calm it down, L.
ReplyDeleteit didnt get blind but it sucks that by just seeing her you wouldnt think shes bat shit crazy. i think crazy people need to wear a scarlet letter.
ReplyDeleteNothing 2dirty4u, and that was about 15 minutes after walking into that party. I felt like such a tool. So I spent a lot of time talking to this bartender. He had long dreadlocks. We talked about the drug game. He was cool.
ReplyDeleteShe is not a good gift giver though, obviously. L, you can come to our Christmas party, but feel free to not participate in the gift exchange.
ReplyDeletecrazy people can sometimes blend in to normal society...and thats scary.
ReplyDeletePretty funny kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletedidn't you guys say she cried on the doorstep of one of her exes as well?
ReplyDeleteDon't do that shit anymore either, L. It's unbecoming of someone who looks like this. Now if it were Pam, okay, but you are not Pam.
I never said that kinkyb!tch. I don't think anyone did.
ReplyDeletedidnt you say you saw her eat her own shit?
ReplyDeleteThe closest I got to that story is when I was living in a fraternity house this sorority whore was crying at my buddy's door about loving him, saying, "Chris, I love you. I want to be with you!"
ReplyDeleteSo homeboy just opens up his door and steps over her like a piece of garbage so he could get back to partying. One of the greatest things I've ever seen.
yeah, someone said it. Or she was banging on your door..somebody's door. I'll find it one day, I always find those posts.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she does look good. But what a waste.
ReplyDeleteI think DG was talking about banging at my door and I left some dog food out for her.
ReplyDeletewhy didnt you just say that your website was pamelapucker and just let drew deal with the wack job bullshit?
ReplyDeleteNo, it wasn't that story. It was one of those nights when her, you, and DG were all going back and forth. Well, they were and you and I just kept hitting refresh to watch. And DG said something crazy like she eats roaches so that is what the dude threw out to her while she cried on his porch.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lindsanity thought we were being for real with me banging on the door asking for bbq roaches.
ReplyDeletethis is what i call natures balance. shes good looking....but crazier than a bear with rabies. so you have to think, is it worth it?
ReplyDeleteYep, that was it DG.
ReplyDeleteAw my little linds
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna say..where is perv Wop so he can start hitting on her.
ReplyDeleteas for me, im average. so i make up for my average looks with humor. natures balance.
ReplyDeleteWhy was she giving somebody a retard for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteits called re-gifting oz.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Oz.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, check you e-mail.
ReplyDeleteI didnt know FAS babies lived to be that old
ReplyDeleteAwe....anon is being humble.
ReplyDeleteFunny again Oz, maybe you should throw a few more insults, so I can finally do the writeup on that pic that was posted at Tubby's.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't have FAS, he has Down's
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch, you really do look like you are related to Edward James Olmos in that one pic.
ReplyDeletethat dude in the wrapping is already breaking out in cold sores from being around her. not good.
ReplyDeleteBoy you uglier than first suspected. And it dosent help you standing by such a glaring example of beauty that is Linds
ReplyDeletein what pic?
ReplyDeleteOh, where are my manners? I just smoked a bowl. I'm so high. Feels great.
ReplyDeleteThat dude in the wrapping looks like a salamander, a pinky rat and a white penis had a threesome and produced an offspring
ReplyDeleteKiss ass Oz. Try all you will though, I don't think she's going to be into running the orphanage you are building up.
ReplyDeleteyou've tried that weak one on me, Sours. I am not ugly and look nothing like him. Stop talking about him anyway, didn't he die recently?
ReplyDeleteDid he? I'm not sure.
ReplyDeleteWhen did opie taylor start doing meth?
ReplyDeleteAre you going to do a video now spurs?
ReplyDeleteYou really are ripping me good Oz, I give you that.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I will do one this summer DG.
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldnt she wrap that face and do us all a solid?
ReplyDeleteI really was going to this morning, I just couldn't.
ReplyDeleteLittle taller than that Oz.
ReplyDeleteWhy is linds torturing her grandpa?
ReplyDeleteshe even left you enough room to rub it out to her later. Or is your gut just that fat now, Lardy?
ReplyDeleteI mean, Lardie. Gotta do the ie to honor L.
ReplyDeleteso it was to allow you to jack off. She is really nice then, and knows you well. Why are you so mean to her?
ReplyDeleteWho said I was mean to her?
ReplyDeleteokay my bad, she thought you were being mean to her using codes here
ReplyDeleteI'm polite kinkyb!tch, remember?
ReplyDeleteso tomorrow Portugal and Brazil play... going to be good, and Italy is out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's nuts that Italy is out.
ReplyDeleteI just read that shit with Lindsay.. haha... that is funny...
ReplyDeletehonestly i thought lindsay looked like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2NEuKgGJyMU/ScvlEDereKI/AAAAAAAAHgs/fZlKo4nBrYo/s400/red.glamour.shot.jpg
but shes does on the inside.
Oz is pretty funny too.
ReplyDeleteI like the rose.
ReplyDeleteyeah...the rose is a major statement. you can tell shes ready for romance.
ReplyDeletespurs and linds on a date
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspaceantics.com/image-alcohol-crazy.jpg.html
spurs and linds 2 months after the date:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.herospy.com/wp-content/herospy2006/odds%20and%20ends/redneck_Wedding004.jpg
She is ready for romance Anonymous. She's been ready.
ReplyDeleteGood ones Astrid, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteGawddamn Spurs, your sister's pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's my sister.
ReplyDeletegit er dun
ReplyDeleteActually CBT, it's the daughter of the woman I'm dating. Oh wait, that's someone else.
ReplyDeleteIf you look close in the top picture, you can see the psychosis. Hot, but insane.
ReplyDeletegit 'er bred!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you know good and well I'm not gonna date a woman old enough to have a daughter the right age for me. I like 'em 22 or 23, maybe 24. That means momma would pretty much have to be over 30 and that'll never do.
ReplyDeleteAnd I said sister because I figured she had to be related before she'd get that close to you.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one CBT.
ReplyDeletethis is the kind of chick that cant have sharp instruments in her possession by order of the courts.
ReplyDeleteI like a dude that can appreciate a good rip on himself like I can. AZ Anonymous can't take it. I said something derogatory about Architechtural Cartoonists and he went on a 40 comment explantion of what that is. It was cute.
ReplyDeleteglad you think it was 'cute'. faggot.
ReplyDeleteno straight guy ever uses that word and can be taken seriously.
ReplyDeletethey don't like related.. just sayin
ReplyDeleteThis Arkansas homegrown makes a man mellow, but it also makes him "hongree", not just "hungry", but "hongree".
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry myself.
ReplyDeletecheesecake sounds good.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteno straight guy ever uses that word and can be taken seriously.
CBT can... he is the Dos Equis guy
Anonymous, you're just provin' my point. Go on ahead, cutie pie.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeletestrawberry cheese cake does sound good..
ReplyDeleteStop flirting with my man, cbt. It's not cool.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had cheese cake in a long time.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to fuckin'thaw anything to cook tonight and it's a long fuckin' way back to town.
ReplyDeleteCook one of your cats CBT. I hear they taste like chicken.
ReplyDeletemy muscles still hurt.. every morning I feel like I got hit by a truck
ReplyDeleteA real man would hunt his food. Not thaw it.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, after the comment on how you got your first job and that last one, I do believe I might be in love. Please tell me you weigh less than my cattle trailer.
ReplyDeleteor maybe he can just do his jeffery dahmer style cook out?
ReplyDelete.. and I can't believe KB and spurs hate the Twilight Zone. I watch it every night before I go to sleep...
ReplyDeleteYou are still hurt Astrid? Damn, that dog really rocked your motherfuckin world.
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, just have never been a fan.
ReplyDeleteCBT.. I don't I am your type. I am over 24 and I have blue eyes..
ReplyDeleteI miss Tales From the Crypt.
ReplyDeletethat is a classic show... it's just weird to me.. but yea, I weigh about 120 and the dog weighs about 90.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteA real man would hunt his food. Not thaw it."
Look up above where I bashed Spurs. It looks like something you'd say, DG. As for huntin', I rarely hunt, I can and I'm good at it, but after you've hunted prey that can shoot back, shootin' a deer lickin' a salt block is a little boring. Besides, the grocery store got meat for sale. When the grocery store ain't got meat for sale I'll go kill somethin'.
You get delivery out at your cabin CBT?
ReplyDeleteWow Astrid you've gone from 20 to over 24 in a week and half...
ReplyDeleteI think she always wrote that she was in her 20's.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but just bad pizza. Too hot for pizza anyway, and yeah, I know it's hotter in San Antone.
ReplyDeleteIt is hot.
ReplyDeleteOkay Spurs, 20s, not 20. Don't matter I like the bitch and think she's funny, like DG was a year ago.
ReplyDeleteOur humidity was only 62% and folks from up north were bitchin' all day. Little Rock was always in the 90% range.
ReplyDeleteI'm still just as funny cbt. I just no longer bullshit and pretend to believe your stories.
ReplyDeleteI am in my 20s.. but the census lady said I barely look 20
ReplyDeletemmmmm....dg.
ReplyDeleteThere are certain mysteries of life that have escaped my understanding, like how do you know when Corned Beef has gone bad, or cottage cheese?
ReplyDeleteI've never had corned beef but wouldn't cottage cheese turn a different color?
ReplyDeletewell, how about reading the expiration date? i know, i know...reading sucks and is useless...but give it a try!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that "bitch" shit came from runnin' with the brothers down in Little Rock all those years. Same with "Main Girl", as in, "Yolanda, she be my main girl right now".
ReplyDeletetales from the crypt was kind of cool... I think I will see if I can get into Alfred Hitchcock Presents..
ReplyDeletehere dg, for you:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gI8eHVdplk
DG, color is how I've been judgin' it since the ex-wife ran my ass off. I also look for inappropriate fuzz.
ReplyDeleteJust call her a ho CBT.
ReplyDeleteOh.....I like that song.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, there's no expiration date on deli meat and a sell by on dairy.
ReplyDeleteMy grandaddy taught me to read at age 4. In the first grade, when my contemporaries were reading "Go Dog, Go", I was reading the biography of Robert E. Lee. I read mostly biographies until I was 8, or so. When I was home sick with the mumps for a week in the 5th grade, I read all 24 of Edgar Rice Borroughs "Tarzan" series in 7 days.
Well, she's special to CBT.
ReplyDeleteI used to read Choose Your Own Adventure books. The Bigfoot one was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the brothers I ran with were too old to use ho. There used to be a club down Wright Ave called "The Quarter Note" back in the late 80s. There were lotsa nights I was the only white man in the place and I had a blast.
ReplyDeleteand? are we supposed to be impressed? who the fuck do you think you are? stephen j. hawking?
ReplyDeletedurp, i cans read real good like. durka durp.
ReplyDeleteIs Wright Avenue in Little Rock?
ReplyDeleteUp north they tend to lock all there "special" family members up in "Institutions" and "Rehabilitation Facilities". Down here, we sit 'em out on the front porch so's they can wave at folks that drive by.
ReplyDeleteYes, Spurs, down in the 'hood, south of I630.
ReplyDeletePull out your rocking chair cbt, Lindsay is on her way.
ReplyDeleteI used my thesaurus and looked up "Architechtural Designer" and one of the synomyms was "Devrie Drafting School Graduate".
ReplyDeleteimpress her by reading the newspaper.
ReplyDeletethats where youre wrong cbt. plus you spelled devery wrong. epic fail.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat was good too Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteand so did i. bigger fail.
ReplyDeletesome say crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. but its not worth it to me.
ReplyDeleteI figured you'd know how to spell "Devery". I wasn't sure being as how I never went to one. It's kinda the the Mickey D's of education, ain't it?
ReplyDeletei wouldnt know. i didnt go there. i have a degree from a real university. not an army school either.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteand so did i. bigger fail."
And then I copied you, 'cause I really don't know how it's spelled, contributing to your pretty good sized fail.
and whats your degree in again, cbt?
ReplyDeletewhats a degree?
ReplyDeleteread 'em and weep.
ReplyDelete'It's kinda the the Mickey D's of education, ain't it?'
or should i say, read 'em 'em and weep?
Funny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteMilitary History, Anonymous.
ReplyDelete'CBT said...
ReplyDeleteJesus, no wonder folks fom off make fun of us.'
point made. thank you.
and how is that degree being used on a productive daily basis?
ReplyDeleteThat was funny 2dirty.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous you're not quite on your game tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, here in Arkansas, we seem to suffer from a maliase that I call "Bein' Proud Of The Wrong Shit".
ReplyDeletegood for you cbt. be proud of being wrong. sounds about right. or should i say wrong?
ReplyDeleteI generally consider Anonymous a worthy adversary, but tonight he's a bit weak. Maybe all that jackin' off at DGzillia has drained him.
ReplyDeleteive never considered you an adversary....just an easy target to mock and so far, so good.
ReplyDeleteWe're like, "Yessiree, it a took a whole Division of Paratroopers to get 9 black kids into Little Rock Central High. We's the first state assualted by the Federal Government since 1865."
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI make him weak in the knees, not the mind.
mmmm...dg. i wont say what other wonderful things you do to me.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you'll be okay once you get grown up some.
ReplyDeleteHappy Days!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, now my fuckin' mental eye just got a stake poked into it.
ReplyDeleteWas your school all white CBT?
ReplyDeleteal-fucking-right! i cant wait until cbt likes me!!! this is gonna be better than my first time shaving! fucking ay!
ReplyDeleteEeeewwww! That made my dick shrivel like cold water does. BBBRRRRRRR!
ReplyDeleteAnon has done all the growing up he needed to do......believe me, I know.
ReplyDelete'CBT said...
ReplyDeleteOkay, now my fuckin' mental eye just got a stake poked into it.'
be original. please?
i think water in general makes your dick shrivel.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I know I say this all the time, but.....this is why I come here. I can feel the love here.
ReplyDeletedick shriveling tends to happen after 70... time for extends cbt
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWas your school all white CBT?"
In 1957, there wasn't a Negro in a 100 mile radius of Mountain Home. In the 70s, when I was in school...there still wasn't a Negro in a 100 mile radius of Mountain Home.
I don't play when I say, "The Ozark Mountians. Pretty much Negro free since 1873".
I'd bang her Spurs.....crazy chicks always take it in the butt.
ReplyDeletebtw, man.....looks like the Bulls are close to dumping their pick and Henrich's big salary. Knicks are fucked....I'm looking for a #6 Bulls jersey on line....
There's a ton of love 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, why don't you come on down here and see if I can't still control my genitals.
ReplyDeleteOh, and as for the "poke in the eye" thing, that's the perfect description.
What's up Francis? Yeah, I saw that about Hinrich.
ReplyDeleteFrancis! That actually sounded manly. Did the wife leave you your balls tonight?
ReplyDeletePoor Astrid. Now that would blind her real eyes.
ReplyDeleteI guess congrats on the school CBT?
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, get over to Arkansas and see if CBT can't control his genitals.
ReplyDeleteor his bladder.
ReplyDeleteShe can change his Depends.
ReplyDeleteyou don't want me near your balls cbt.. I have blue eyes and I am not in preschool
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I never saw a real life Negro until I was 12 when we went up to Indiana to visit my aunt and passed through Saint Louis. All I's seen prior to that was Bill Cosby in "ISpy", and Sidney Portier in a couple of movies, all black and white, TV, too. That's when I found out they was mostly really brown instead of real black.
ReplyDeleteNot much man, just hangin out watching the draft. Suck it CBT.....
ReplyDeletecamo depends. or maybe just moldy?
ReplyDeleteHi Francis! How are you?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I really only say shit like that to you to see what you say back. You're better than Anonymous at this.
ReplyDeleteSame here Francis, just checking out the draft.
ReplyDeleteas opposed to his fake life that he leads.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you finally got 200. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteI'm good DG, how the heck have you been? Hopefully keeping the forum in line with my absence.....
ReplyDeleteOf course Francis. How is Diva?
ReplyDeletelindsay was running the site earlier today... we know all kinds of secrets about spurs now
ReplyDeleteThanks DG. I feel like a champion.
ReplyDeleteThat's good Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI have a heating pad on my side now.. how long does it take pulled muscles to heal??
ReplyDeleteMaybe CBT will gregblast you for a prize and to prove his genitals still work.
ReplyDeleteDG should know Astrid.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks DG.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you won the ruffled pink shirt. Congratulations.
ReplyDelete